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>>673472075
When everything looks like bullshit to you, you have to consider that it's your attitude that's bullshit.
wuv u o3o
>>673472295
Girls by definition are submissive. they have to take cock.
>>673472179
Good. get a cute one.
>>673472394
Ive heard that a lot and other variations. I dont care.
>>673472295
in that case the virgin element doesnt mean much, you can be dominant on whatever you want
>>673472658
Oh okay, you're just insistent that your life be miserable. Got it.
You know they make drugs to help with that, right?
>>673472641
Yeah, and if you fuck a not virgin you are automatically lesser than the man that took her virginity.
Might as well cut your jugular out at that point.
My response not your's you shit.
>>673472668
man those legs could kick giant boulders like a soccer ball
>>673472820
Fuckin' seems that way, doesn't it?.
>>673472683
It has everything to do with dominance and social standing.
>>673473212
stand over me socially?
>>673473031
Well from that point of view you have to rape little girls then. are you ok with being a pedo?
>>673473168
*shrug* Some people would rather be publicly miserable than privately happy. To each their own.
>>673473288
i like milfs
and since nibi is always saying it aint gay i can post one
>>673473031
is that something you really believe or is it something people around made you believe?
>>673473212
cus staying alone forever is such a dominant thing to do... no one will blame you for having sex with any kind of girl
>>673473574
milfs are okay
>>673473574
That's gay as fuck.
>>673473470
I guess that some people just love felling like shit, who knew?
nibi is an gay
>>673473707
Oh plenty of people bask in misery. It's just slightly more rare when you see someone advertise it so heavily to a public forum.
>>673472820
It will be my chose though and not the ethics of fuck and filth.
I already know what alcohol is.
>>673472145
Hollee Hello
>>673473936
Well at least you have options.
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>>673473288
I will pummel you socially, but you'd want that.
>>673473757
I suppose so. I think I prefer the quiet ones.
>>673473576
Everything we believe we believe because we were made to believe it. We are merely the end result of programming by the system of power that exists in our culture. We are not individuals, merely entities, tricked into thinking we are unique, but designed to consume.
>>673473444
America already legalized sodomy, so give it 10 years and they will probably legalize diddling children too.
I will not be apart of this lust conquest.
>>673474340
react. You meant designed to react.
>>673474340
2deep man but also true i guess
>>673474302
Linked the wrong person
Meant to link >>673473897
>>673474597
No, designed to consume. We are nothing but money mouths.
>>673473576
You are playing a game. You realize that winning is quickly becoming no longer an option.
Do you allow yourself to lose everything or do you revert to damage control and settle for neither winning nor losing?
>>673474302
Yeah. I figure if you don't have anything nice to say, just don't say it.
So I'm keeping my mouth shut on that part.
>>673472604
I farted.
>>673475134
david please go
okay
>>673475046
Lovely.
>>673475021
I'll try my best to live by that.
>>673475240
My name is not david
>>673474224
Better than being raped I suppose.
>>673474931
depends on your goal, were you trying to win? if so better accept defeat and move on. If you had no idea why you were even playing, nothing will change if you win or lose
>>673475365
that's just what david would say
>>673475362
>I'll try my best to live by that.
Heh, I don't know that I succeed at it either.
How's your night going?
>>673475440
That's subjective.
>>673475333
heya Zaryss!
>>673475365
>Rubbing hands together like a merchant
The Jew's spirit animal.
>>673475482
If im losing im taking people down with me.
>>673475682
hey maya
how goes
Presenting the Buffet!
>>673475646
Why, have you been raped?
>>673475333
Hello fellow brethren of the true north, strong, and free.
>>673475646
Oh, you know. I'm doing splendid that I don't have to do anything in the near future, and I get to stay on gfur threads for several hours today.
>>673475900
how selfish
why would you do that?
>>673475910
i'm doing pretty good, chilling in my minishirt and socks, having a good night! how about you?
>>673476008
No, but I figure if I haven't gotten laid yet, I'll just settle for being raped as the next best thing.
Just so long as I'm the first one the guy has raped.
>>673476152
>I get to stay on gfur threads for several hours today.
I only just got here and I can't stay long, I'm very jealous.
>>673475947
i think the buffet would have eaten me
>>673476241
Because if I cant win then no one deserve to win.
>>673476152
what's good
>>673476241
nice. I'm winding down from some drinks before I go to sleep.
>tfw socially awkward
>tfw gradually lost interest in woman and their shit
>tfw furries made me gay for girlyboys but don't like real men
think I'll go end myself now
>>673476363
You better be!
>>673476519
Enjoying the first real break for me in a fairly long time. Yourself?
>>673476363
You are no longer taking this seriously.
K
>>673476544
You just described me also
>>673476544
just don't have sex with anyone
>>673476502
too bad it doesnt work that way Nibi...
>>673476519
good idea, it's pretty late i wont stay for much longer either
>>673476544
find a femboy and be happy
>>673476544
Why end yourself? Just join us. Give in. Accept the cock.
>>673476653
>You better be!
Yeah well, I have pot and booze, and bed comes soon after that!
>>673476748
The discussion was serious at some point?
>>673476653
yeah, me too. I have a week off and I'm pretty happy about it.
>>673476924
just looked at the time and it's already 1 AM, what do I do this to myself for
haha wow you saved that nibblers
>>673477056
do you have to go to work in the morning? or maybe you can sleep for a bit longer?
>>673476924
You know what it does work like? It works like my initial plan of neither winning nor losing.
I will just not have sex and keep a blank slate. I will not be a lesser, I will be a nothing.
>>673476981
Damn, am I the only one that doesn't consume any drug besides caffeine?
>>673477056
I'm so happy that I have ti all to myself, without having to be burdened by vacations and whatnot.
probably just being a newfag but is all this nibblers/nib shit I keep hearing about?
>>673477252
luckily, i do not have work or anything for the next seven days
>>673477434
ti?
the international?
>>673476880
well i never have to begin with so I've already mastered celibacy
>>673476924
i talked to a couple guys online before but I bitched out when they started hinting at wanting to meet irl
>>673476981
because I don't want a hairy, smelly man. and most 'girly' boys are toxic/unstable and those looks hardly last
>>673477545
he is a poster
>>673476981
>People wonder why I refuse to talk about myself.
wew
Its always "Trolling" or "A Joke". Pfffahhahahahahahahaha
>>673477434
I only consume alcohol
>>673477545
>>673477671
he is this poster
>>673477563
Shit, I meant to say "the break", but I spazzed out
>>673477846
Not even that for me.
>>673477632
A poster of or on what??
>>673476488
Nah they'd lick you to death.
>>673477230
Shove a broomstick up your ass.
>>673478053
Now I want Chinese.
>>673477434
use to take all kind of stuff but I've cut it out mostly except for some beers here and there
>>673477890
ahh alright I feel dumb now
>>673477941
You're a madman
>>673477296
with some luck you'll get remembered as the guy who never scored...
>>673477563
ah that's awesome! well just relax then sleep for a little longer!
>>673477620
i'm sure you're fine anyways, you'll get confident with time
>>673478053
that's alright then
>>673478150
i could, at least partially.
>>673478193
it is all right.
>>673478193
For not having namesync? Don't
>>673478286
I know, right? Damn savage I am.
>>673477434
>Damn, am I the only one that doesn't consume any drug besides caffeine?
Eh, maybe? What can I say, I like to sit down and specifically do nothing for short periods of time.
>>673477620
>because I don't want a hairy, smelly man. and most 'girly' boys are toxic/unstable and those looks hardly last
Most women are toxic or unstable. As it turns out, most people are just shit.
>>673477671
It's challenging to take your discussions seriously when you never seriously discuss anything. You can't have a discussion with someone when their response to everything you say is "No!" "I'm already miserable!" or "What's the point?"
Also you're kind of an asshole without any provocation, so yeah.
>>673477941
yeah i'm pretty tired and drunk, i'd probably do the same thing if i didn't know
>>673478292
yeah but i'm pretty close to passing out so i might just do a quick fap then bedtime
I really should go to bed
Anyone got more by this artist? I don't know why but I find this to be unbearably fucking cute.
>>673478543
oh man if i fap now i'm gonna wake up with my face on my keyboard and sticky legs in the morning
>>673478829
use a tissue
>>673478505
>most people are just shit
this guy gets it
>>673478505
I guess that sort of stuff would be ideal for occasions such as this
>>673478543
Yeah, but I can't type even while sober.
>>673478829
i can clean myself up and make my way to the bed easily enough but i guess we'll see when it happens haha
>>673479032
hi dev
>>673478780
I bought a bicycle! It needs new tubes/tires/brakes, but at least I got it!
>>673478829
That sounds sexy as hell. I wanna wake up like that!
Everything I touch turns to gold, oh sugar.
>>673478292
>>673478505
yeah... that's the only bad thing about the whole furry thing, they turn me on more than anything but I know I'll never get anything as good irl
>>673478780
No. Stay awake with all of us.
>when they hit that spot just right
>>673479152
eh, it happens
>>673472145
oi oi oi ye fiwthy li'oh cunt. yiff in hewl, fagfur
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
>>673478152
What? How'd you get there?
>>673478292
They got the tongues to do it too.
:P
>>673479216
That's the problem with any porn or fantasy setting. You risk loosing yourself in it and alienating yourself from the rest of humanity.
Go hang out with some people, take a class or two, broaden your horizons and along the way you might run into someone that really does it for you!
>>673478292
Lets be real here, ill just not be remembered.
>>673479114
better yet i'm gonna swallow the load and preserve mother nature
>>673479157
if only i could help you with that! :3
>>673479186
the face on the keyboard is not that great tho
>>673479216
there are pretty cute boys around you just gotta look for them
:P
fegs
>>673479495
Get where?
>>673479186
That's great! what kind is it?
>>673479285
Ok
so much gey
>>673479549
>the face on the keyboard is not that great tho
Nonsense! Who doesn't want QWERTY cheeks?
>>673478373
Good, then go fuck yourself.
my name is blurry-face and I, care what you think
why does this gey exist?!
>>673479365
Alright, I'll just bear with it then
>>673479365
I'll hit dat spot bb
jus why mang
>>673479495
feline tongues might feel super weird!
>>673479548
depends, maybe you will
>>673479674
that'd be cute
>>673479646
>That's great! what kind is it?
A very old Fuji. Spiffy bike, the cables need lube too, but otherwise it's solid and rode good. But the rear tire doesn't hold air and the brakes are probably dry rotted. So it's getting new stuff!
i pay my taxes. i shoot jews. im a good person. why doth fagfurs exist
>>673479549
>better yet i'm gonna swallow the load and preserve mother nature
This guy knows what's up
>>673479644
Get to chines food from two buff tigers?
>>673479549
haha, that would be an interesting scenario
>>673479794
i find it's pretty common, i don't know the issue since i'm so super incredibly gifted with words
>>673479798
oh bb
>>673479646
Good. Sleep is for the weak or something.
why, god. y?
>>673480019
No I just want Chinese.
>>673478505
You are making statements that I refuse to humor you with.
Go ask someone to go cut their dick off and you will seemingly be surprised that their response is, "No".
Fucking give me a break.
It comes with sitting alone in a dark room by yourself for 23 years. I wonder how long I could do this if I was immortal.
jus why
>>673480033
It's not the words, it's that I don't read the shit I send until I've already sent it.
the autismo burns
>>673479993
it's up all the time... : /
>>673480033
i bet you'd take good care of me, even drunk!
>>673480215
>Go ask someone to go cut their dick off and you will seemingly be surprised that their response is, "No".
Good god, drama queen much? When did I say to cut your dick off?
>It comes with sitting alone in a dark room by yourself for 23 years. I wonder how long I could do this if I was immortal.
So why don't you try getting out of your dark room? Go meet some people. Socialize.
>>673480189
What do you like from the Asian platter?
>>673479549
gunna need proof of that
>>673480489
Lots.
There's not really much I don't like apart from sea food.
>>673480328
Didn't even notice that. I think I'm being especially slow today.
>>673479936
That's so cool I'm excited for you. How old do you think it is?
I got the fit mostly dialed in on my bike today so I had a good ride.
>>673480063
But lots of sleep will make me a better, stronger cyclist. Tiger will back me on this.
>>673479677
i mean, i could. would that make you feel better?
>>673480304
yeah a lot of the time i have the reply in my post and then i don't actually say anything or it's something completely unrelated
>>673480328
i'm not sure if i can disagree or agree, i've not tried it
>>673479903
Do you remember any common-folk from 100 years ago? 200? 1000?
:P
:(
>>673472668
>tfw this is how I dress irl
so much gay
>>673480928
slut
>>673480451
I might as well cut my dick off with the shitty "Advice" you're giving me.
>So why don't you try getting out of your dark room? Go meet some people. Socialize.
Ive done that before.I dont like people.
>>673480492
wont do it right now, actually i had pizza tonight, and i wont taste great...
>>673480704
sneaky way to say "i wanna try it!"
>>673480800
1000 no, 200 no 100 yea, i even have an old pic of my grand grand grand mother, she was a pilot, and apparently scored with a dude and had kids and so on
>>673480669
I'm guessing, based on the logo style, color, and how dry rotted the rubber is that it's at least an 80's bike, but hard to tell. I do know it has shifters on the downtube, so that's something!
And nice! Glad you got it fitted well. I'm hoping I can figure out seat height and such tomorrow (going to get new tubes in the morning) on a short ride. There's a huge bike trail behind my apartment, looking forward to it. You ride mostly mountain bike stuff, right?
>>673480928
How are the indecency charges coming along?
>>673481018
>>>It's challenging to take your discussions seriously when you never seriously discuss anything. You can't have a discussion with someone when their response to everything you say is "No!" "I'm already miserable!" or "What's the point?"
>>So why don't you try getting out of your dark room? Go meet some people. Socialize.
>Ive done that before.I dont like people.
I rest my case. I told you before, either work to achieve your happiness, change what makes you happy, or stop fucking whining.
>>673481268
They're fine. It's not like I'm actually walking around in crop top hoodies and daisy dukes with my dick almost hanging out.
I've never been arrested or charged.
...I fucked a cop once tho.
