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no homo
demos is bad edition
sounds fucking gay
here you go katia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmcnJyOyu34
this is how gay sex actually works, right?
Why did Chicago go full retard?
>>673464311
Forest setting?
Im not gay, I just have to settle for men because I cant get a gril.
>>673464547
since niggers
>>673464576
Naw, just up against a wall.
>>673464547
critical mass of niggers?
>>673464634
you want the man butt
>>673464547
What happened?
me rn
you will find someone else to sit in the lap of
also is this the real reason you wanted me to cap choromatsu
>>673464739
they didn't show the proper respect for our dear leader trump
>>673464645
>>673464674
Fakkin nogs...
FUCK THIS AND DISLIKE IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ZGkkSuzrc
no it's not
well it should have been
oh come on
just look at him
i thought you wanted me to have him because of the cute fanart of us two together
>>673465153
Nice tiger ride you got there.
>>673465006
You freed them...
the occasional buttsex pics don't hurt tho
>>673464717
No no, I want girl butt.
no buttsex
just hugs
>>673465518
thanks mi familia
>>673465518
Don't blame me, I didn't exist 200 years ago.
>>673465561
But you' settle for one with a feminine penis?
i mean don't get me wrong
there's hugs
ᵃᶰᵈ ᵇᵘᵗᵗˢᵉˣ
>>673465561
I have to admit that a feminine body is superior.
buttsex is the way
gdi eisen
>>673465777 (checked)
/r/ing more hug pix
>>673465702
Well I already have to settle for men... So.
>>673465875
commsnesing dump
>>673465702
what's wrong with feminine penis?
yea nibi wtf you got against a feminine penis
>>673464634
good thing boys can have cute girly butts
>>673465797
I like androgynous and athletic males.
>>673466340
hell yeah cute bubblebutts
>>673466152
Nothing, I do like fem benis.
>>673466340
If only more did.
>Will never get it even if more did.
Girl cock is best cock
>>673466497
small but so perfect
objectively wrong
>>673466455
androgynous is nice
>>673466637
you mean yourself or a bf with a cute fembutt?
girls are ew
Mfw no cute boy to snuggle at night
:'(
Yes, but girl cock is best. Boobs and penis, what could be better?
same
demos come over
>>673465700
They do and that's what matter to them.
>>673465911
As girly as possible right?
>>673466118
nothing. i'm just wondering what nibi prefers
>>673466455
so males and muscle males?? you ghey mate.
>>673467020
You can come snuggle me.
wow okay nevermind
everything i'm getting is off of /cm/, by the way eiseypants
>>673467116
Where you at? I just want some contact, I love snuggling but haven't gotten to in years... :/
i'm gonna search tumblr when i'm done capping
>>673466851
I already have an okay body. I cant get anyone though, even if I ever did get anyone it would probably be someone of Timby's stature.
>>673467343
Well, I'm in a weird place right now. I move around alot but I'm in Texas right now. Where are you?
do not speak Timby's name
>>673467054
well not really into boobs, and girls with dicks slapped on just looks off and not very appealing
DON'T SAY HIS NAME
>>673467503
don't say his name or he might show up
>>673467112
Well, they dont have to be too girly, they need some guy in there.
Im not gay I just have to settle for gay because I lost my chance with females.
>>673467343
I haven't had anyone to snuggle in months since my ex gf left me. It is so comfy
>>673467426
so you are capping? by the filenames i was assuming they were just grabbed off 4chan.
>>673467715
4chan X is hiding the real filenames
Timby is the only type of person that I have any chance with.
That is the reason I am celibate.
puke.jpg
>>673467881
good luck then Nibi
DON'T SAY IT
>>673467551
I'm in texas too. What part of the state? Near austin here
>>673467829
oh i seee
what are you naming them? i usually name them song lyrics when i cap.
>>673467112
I lost my screenshot of somone I thik it was nibi saying he liked muscular men. I forget and I've had too much to drink to remmeber what it was. Oh and I lost basally all my pporn along side that too. Also hows everyone doing?
>>673468008
Good luck with what?
>>673468017
I'm about 3 hours south of Midland. You're so far.
Also God damn this is a big state
>>673468017
richardson (north of dallas) reporting in
>>673468065
They're just the default for now
What should I name them with
>>673468248
gay
>>673467112
God I love facesitting.
>>673468191
Basically I live in Big Bend National Park
>>673468248
that's the one
>>673468215
The lyrics from Take On Me
all of them.
>>673468188
just hoping you two can get together, that's all
>>673467054
All that but without that girly-boi attitude.
>>673467503
Nah that's not right. If you look better then timby they you will get someone better than timby.
>>673467663
fuck off you haven't lost your chance. plenty on 40 and 50 year olds get under 30's all the time. They just say your a mature man who's got his future planned.
Girls are expired at 30-34. not men.
>>673468188
Sexy tiger :)
>>673468127
I've seen it. it's not somthing to be ashamed of.
>>673468248
There it is :)
>>673468335
Will you be my chair?
>>673468452
Only half gay
>>673468480
pfft
>>673468419
i will type a love letter to you one letter at a time
>>673468191
That's my problem there's a few guys I've been interested in meeting but there is the distance problem even with guys in the same state it's like 5 hours away half the time :(
>>673468571
Gopher it.
>>673468215
>Mac
EW
>your taste in porn
EW
>>673468598
Well, we could meet up sometime, but it would only be once as far as I know. I'll be passing through the area on my way back home at the end of the month.
>>673468480
That depends.
>>673468480
I don't know hpw not ashamed to be. I have a friend from /fit/ who was my room mate on year and he's goit me going to the gym and stuff like post workout half nude flexing to get blood going to the muscles and joking about drinking semen to retaun that protein. Nothing homo about it at all, totaly respectable.
>>673468705
>muppetboy
double EW
>your life
ULTIMATE EW
>>673468828
>2x EW a muppetboy
shit taste confirmed
>>673468735
Where do you call home? I'd prefer to find me a bf but even one night of cuddling would help right now
>>673468547
Did i hit a never there Wat?
>>673468788
Will you be my toilet seat then?
>>673468790
Join the gym with him and suck his cock in the change rooms. Maybe the rest will join you and you'll steal their gains :)
>>673468968
Bowling Green Kentucky.
It's quite far
i mean who wears bowlcuts in 2016
>>673469063
Now that's just autistic.
>>673468248
Delete that
>>673469170
why
>>673468898
Exactly
>>673469063
It's fine, you can't handle my attitude.
>>673469137
It's from like 30 years ago
holy shit i found a choromatsu tumblr blog
>>673469065
Yeeeeeah a bit far. But you say your coming through the end of the month?
>>673468432
No, he is disgusting. I will settle for no sex at all and die a virgin.
>>673469320
did you not save the blog i linked you?
>>673468598
>>673467551
>>673468017
>>673468202
At least you're not in Abilene :/
>>673469411
What blog
>>673469432
http://relatablepicturesofchoro.tumblr.com/
>>673469482
THATS THE ONE I FOUND
You did not link me this
>>673469344
Aye. It'll be right around Easter time, like right before Easter.
>>673469481
That's just rude
>>673468480
I am terrible though so timby is only option.
I do not want women who are not virgins.
>>673469409
it's up to you but that'd be a shame tho
>>673469502
>links you a blog
>>"OH LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND"
>>673469424
Cheer up at least you'll still all be in the same place next month. I'm sick of travelling and I just wanna settle down
-_-
>>673469655
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You did not link me this
>>673469424
Stuck out in the line huh?
>>673469705
i linked you a post from that blog.
>>673469705
He got dubs, obviously he's correct
>>673468788
Is this a jasonafex flash??
Or maybe zonk?
>>673469764
where
evidence
>>673469622
Timby really is repulsive
I mean he's like a blob of diabeetus that thinks he looks good in lingerie
oh shit
>>673469800
checked
>>673469655
checked
I am free from the windows
thankyou microsoft for motivating me to abandoning you forever by forcing your shit on me
I feel like I ecaped an abusive relationship
>>673469809
it was in the rabb.it room earlier today
>>673469229
Because it is incriminating evidence that makes me look gay.
>>673469886
EVIDENCE
>>673469595
but virgin girls are like the worse thing you could get... it's really not worth it at all
>>673469164
You might like it. I do alot of squatting.
>>673469170
Just accept it, they won't be able to use it against you then.
>>673469240
Sure i can.
>>673469595
Well women are sluts these days so getting a virgin is a thing in the past. just pump and dump now.
>>673469800 (checked)
>>673469800 (checked)
>>673469800 (checked)
>>673469745
Honetly, it could be worse. At least Dallas is only a few hours away
>>673469595
That's awfully specific.... or not, I wouldn't know
But Windows 10 is good for you.
Windows 10 is good for everyone.
>>673469801
https://e621.net/post/show/643958
>>673469852
alright alright i'm not insisting any further
>>673469914
I CAN'T SCREENSHOT IT
BUT I LINKED YOU A POST.
>>673469524
I don't know when that is I'm not good with keeping track of time, but I'd love to cuddle
>>673469622
Im not having sex with a pig-man.
>>673470064
YOU DID NOT
>>673470070
It's the 25 or the 26th
I would like a cuddle buddy and maybe more if we hit it off.
>>673470116
YES I DID
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
>>673470212
SHEEEEEEEEH
>>673470103
JOIN US
EMBRACE YOUR MASTER
Who is this Timby character?
>>673470259
I have windows 10, that's why I am vomiting.
>>673470010
you da shite
do not speak his name
>>673470251
You are a bigger disappointment than our future son.
>>673470296
he's disgusting and fat
>>673470298
Are you saying you DON'T enjoy windows 10?
But...it's so good is skipped a number
>>673469915
Imagine the naked body of an angle against you.
That is what virgin women are like.
>>673470298
>>673470008
I still have the option to upgrade to windows 10, and it's not going to force me to do it. Would it be wise or dumb to upgrade to windows 10 from windows 7 pro?
>>673470349
ok
>>673470459
I've gathered that
>>673470474
*it's windows 7 with less optimization
fixed for you
there are so many choromatsu blogs holy crackers
>>673470478
is an acute angle or obtuse
>>673469929
But im not gay though, I just have to settle for men.
No, I will just not have sex.
>>673469898
As opposed to your presence, participation, and contribution to to a gay porn thread?
But seriously though, you can "get" a woman if you really want. Don't settle for someone that isn't what you want, dude. You'll be resentful and unhappy.
Also, evening everyone!
holy crackers
>>673470099
okay i understand, but i mean it would be a shame to stay alone forever, there are tons of cute femboys around or just regular good looking guys, or girls i guess if you're into listening to never ending dramas...
>>673470478
an angel? dude i've date a couple of virgin girls, worse sex ever
>>673470558
Dumb
>>673470563
But it's sooooooo good
>>673470296
Autistic Pig-man.
>>673470743
No, he meant angle
ho
ly
cra
ckers
>>673470478
>Imagine the naked body of an angle
>an angle
>>673470837
ah yeah sorry
>>673470207
How you want to contact each other?
>This is the least homosexual thread on /b/
>>673470616
I am shaky from doing squats, you can put a cute angle up your ass.
>>673471036
you're shaky cause you're a fucking pussy
do 60% more.
>>673470965
Email or kik works for me, at least at first
>>673470621
>settling for men
kek
>>673470780
so basically CWC?
>>673470975
HEEEEERE TIMBY TIMBY TIMBY
C'MERE FATASS
>>673471144
dont pretend
>>673470719
I am already resentful and unhappy. Go figure.
>>673471317
it's been at least half a year or more since the last wild sighting.
>>673471156
can you please not.
>>673470558
Rebel dammit
imagine if they laced oreos with poson
"Oh well i guess i have to eat poisonous oreos now"
NO
You make your OWN oreos
or buy the kroger brand or whatever
>>673471396
Well I've given you my thoughts on that before, and it just seems to piss you off, which surprisingly isn't my goal.
So oh well.
goodnight cutie
>>673471423
I meant hallucinating from that god awful statement.
>>673471565
'night eisen!
>>673471108
they have the same body
>>673470743
>Taking things for granted
>"Trust my one dimensional viewpoint"
wew
>>673471576
Oh ok
that is acceptable.
>>673470917
>>673471036
look here, nigger.
>>673471105
[email protected]
You should email me.
>>673471105
My kik is colddeadheart91
>>673470621
Settling for men, no homo.
Pretty sure that makes you ghey.
>>673470743
Just get a prostitute.
>>673471102
I you put it like that then ill just stop now.
>>673471768
tfw rekt
>>673471675
Oh, delicious.
>>673471556
Are you implying I make a new OS?
>>673471676
ask anyone, girls get so much better after they get screwd a first time... my viewpoint is a bit more experienced in that field at least
>>673471807
Is that Your email or some random anon?
>>673471564
I dont remember, but I probably dont care because its probably bullshit.
>>673471849
I added you
>>673471851
I will do the second one and be Asexual.
it used to be i could run a download script on these threads and filter out the good content but this is mostly not a furry thread and mostly a some asshole with a lot of pictures from tumblr thread
>>673472070
Its not about how good the sex is, its about dominance.
>>673472071
That is my email
>>673472204
>run a download script
>What is Fappe Time
>>673472204
After 5 years i doubt there's much to download anyway, All the good images dried up years ago and it's just reposting.
