>>673456339
balls deep, literally

>>673456339
Not fucked.

>>673456339
Just have to stand on a chair and wait for you to go away.

>>673456339
lol faggot

>>673456339
I'm probably taller than that guy and I could kick his ass. Being muscular like that isn't going to do shit

>>673456339
I would beat your ass, you look pretty short, im 2 meters high, how fuck are you?

Taylor?

You look like you're 5' 1"

I'll be aight

you look like a little pussy bitch

You look like you're 4'5 and trying way too hard to compensate, gtfo nigger

I'd teach you how to train your legs.

>>673456339
Well it depends do you like fighting bears?

>>673456481
Lol fuckin nailed him

Kill yourself fag

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>>673456601
>Implying you are 2 meters high

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>implying i go anywhere without it

How fucked are you...

>>673456601
>implying you're not also short

Not at all, I've spent my whole life perfecting my BJJ and Muay-Thai.

>>673456339
You're so fucking short. Not fucked at all. I can slap your stupid bitch ass without getting close enough for you to think about touching me. What are you 5'6"?

i'd step on you because you are a midget.

I would win. Easy

Well I'm not gay, so no, I'm not going to get "fucked," faggot

Now get AIDS and die

I'm 205lbs.

I lock you in between my thunder thighs, flip you over, prime your asshole with my spit and proceed to fuck you raw.

You're cute af.

More like how fucked are you? I'd beat your ass all around that room and I'm half your size. Abs and biceps don't mean shit in a street fight. You'd be picking your teeth out of my boots at the end of the day. Drink antifreeze pussy.

>>673456738
you got me, top kek

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I bet I have you in weight and height but you definitely have me in the stamina department.

>>673456339
I'd grab your phone and hold it over your head... seriously though, weight is more of a concern than what someone looks like.

>>673456339
I would just put my hand on your head and hold you at arms length while you flailed around

>>673457014
holy shit you look like a tool

>>673456339
Powerlifting > bodybuilding. You're toned, but I bet you can barely bench 2pl8.

>>673456946
hahah cheers mate

not fucked at all. you have a nice pretty boy face, don't scrap. but if you want i'll mess it up for you any day of the week

implying i'm a professional muay thai fighter
i think you'r fucked

>>673457014
mr faggot with nipple piercings, do a google reverse search before replying to a bait.

>>673457190
Sure why not
Post your picture faggot

You never said how big the room is
>1×1 in on all sides of a cube room
>yes, inches. 1 inch by 1 inch walls
Who cares if i can fight him, we've just been mashed into each other and formed a super condensed meat room

I am so fucked you can call me your bitch

>>673457327
Who gives a shit If it's bait

>>673456339
Lets see
I am 6'2" 230 lbs of with a long as reach
He looks to be about 5'5"
I wouldn't underestimate him because he probably has wrestling skills but I am pretty sure he doesn't have a chance in hell against me

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>>673456339

i'd be balls deep in your tight arse within ten minutes

manlets

(Is it true that if you feed a manlet manwich ... Is it true that if you feed a manlet manwich. He dies? I heard its just to much man to handle...actual reddit thread)

You look like a fag and I'm not impressed.

>>673456339
You still climb on the counters to get glasses OP?

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>>673457344

Looks like someone skipped leg day several times

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>>673456339
You will have to fight my balls first, how tall are you? 4-5'?

>>673457334
lol is that your family crest on your chest or something faggot

muh heritage

. ▲
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>>673456601
>implying being high will help you

>>673456339
lmao not, faggot.

gimms your schekels

>>673456339
OP this question cannot be answered adequately because not information is given. How tall are you? How old? Weight? Fighting experience? Past injuries? The list goes on.

TL;DR: Nice bait.

>>673456339
> looks down
> see toothpick legs
> go right for your knees

I'll be OK

dude..

you look at the MOST 5"9

You're not weak at all.

But a fairly muscular man at 6"3 would beat your ass. Reach is everything if you know what you're doing.

I, myself stand at 6'1 and am decently happy. My father is 6'4 tho, so maybe i'll grow.

>Ottermode manlet

I'm chill, I ruck guys twice your size into the dirt anyway.

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>>673457816
Damn straight
Not some shit Crest pulled from off the internet either.

Bring the heat, I ready to hear some fat fuck fags roast me

>>673458100
You fucking kike

>>673458171
Not sure if its the 30's hairstyle or the pierced nipples, but you look feminine as fuck.

>>673456339
You are the one who will be fucked. I bet your asshole is nice and tight like a good bitch bottom boy.

>>673456339

i might be out of shape but i outweigh you. i would just run at you--if this is where you're standing--and push you with about 600 lbs force backwards and then run back and get ready to throw myself at you again. we're not going to peck at each other's heads like skinny mexican street fighters.

this is why you don't see this move in movies... people would be splattering each other's heads on walls.

i learned this from a big female cat; she came to visit me and my cat and he got frisky so she used her body to slam him against a wall and run away.

>>673456339
I'm good. I'm 6'1 200 lbs. That manlet might be ripped, but I'm bigger and meaner.

>>673456339
6'3 245
you die

>>673458476
Sure I'll accept that

Not sure how my hairstyle or nipple Piercing makes me look feminine but valid point

>>673456339
I don't go anywhere without my katana, so I think I'll be okay.

>>673458563
Posts like this are exactly why I keep coming back to this circle jerk.

>>673456339
I'm 6'2 and i lost 40 lbs from gallbladder surgery so pretty fucked.

>>673456339
BirdLegs/10 bruh

>>673456601
>implying you're not OP

>>673456339
Not fucked at all. Sorry OP. If it makes you feel better, it seems you're doing a good job in the gym. (Don't skip leg day.)

you can be fit, you can be tall, you can be heavy or strong, none of them matter if you have a glass jaw a weak punch or afraid to get hit, i know a guy whos 5'2 weighs 50kg and he'll drop you in 1 hit, your body means nothing. also i'm sure i can drop you, 5'8 been in building for 8 years used to box between the ages of 15-21

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Call this hot boy
2544623284

>>673457014
those nipple rings go great with your bitch tits. getting one on your manpussy too?

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>>673458100
>>673457963
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>>673457014
Dude I'm 5'9 and id fuck your tubby as up you sack of lard

>>673459251
I won't lie, i do somewhat have bitch Tits
But probably better than your saggy flaps

>>673456339
Point out the walrus in the corner of the room, than kick you in the dick as you turn to find it
Then I'd run away like a fucking puss

This Guys is so screwed, only this time the leader is speaking 0 outta 10

I'll just pull one of my knives from my trench coat. You feeling lucky normie?

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6'1, 310 pounds, bench 260, bjj 2 times a week, wrestled in high school, lockboxes just a little bit as well. I've got a bad ankle from a nasty spill during training though, so I won't catch you if you run. Always carry a 5.5 inch blade on me (Texas carry limit for knives) in each pocket. You'd better get a lucky shot in the standing game cuz if we gonto the ground I'll wrap you up and stick you till you stop wiggling. Gaurd mount side control... None.of the dominant positions help you when the knives come out.

310 lbs, bench 260? Sounds like you're just a fatass.

>>673456339
its cool. i saw this thread coming so i brought my gun/knife/piece of pipe/shovel/random household object that can defeat muscles

>>673456339
I'm a trap on HRT so i'd get destroyed. I'd prolly ask u to fuck me instead, and hope you like traps.

Well, I'm a black belt in shotokan karate, you'd be down in minutes or on ur knees praying me to save ur ass...and I'm skinny as fuck with almost no muscle

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>>673456339
What you fail you see anon. I'm not locked in a room with you. Your trapped in here with me >:)

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>>673456339
>manlet as fuck
based on those lockers, scale of shoes to overall mass, not fucked at all

>>673456339
I would destroy you.
290 lbs, 4 years Greco-Roman. 1 year submission wrestling.
Work in the coffee industry. All I do is move 138 and 150 pound bags all day.
I'm 5'11'
You would literally die.

>>673461355
>black belt
>minutes

implying real fights last minutes, they can last seconds dude

this muscle fuckwit probably doesn't know how to fight he just goes to the gym

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No, your fucked.

>>673461568
5'11" kek, manlet faggot

>>673461568
>5'11
>manlet
>290lbs
>fat fuck

>>673456339
>implying being muscular means you are good at fighting

>>673461751
Lol
U scared pussy?

>>673456339
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.

>>673461929
Yes. Yes I am fat. But I carry it pretty well. And I'm rich a Fuck. And I am def stronger than you. Lol.

I've got 2 guns on me. I'll do fine.

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its really funny to take the picture from the thread and reverse image search
kill yourself OP

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>>673456339
probably well but not the best. You're cute and all but not really my type. My ass would be rather sore though.

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>>673456740
Aint revolvers shit for carrying?
Why not use a more modern, compact alternative?

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>>673462171
Your story just keeps getting better. Haven't kekd this much in a while. More pls

I'm not locked in with you OP you're locked in with ME

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>>673462777
My first trips!
Hi mom! Im on 4chan!

>>673456339
you mean how fucked are you ?

i dont think a midget can even hit me past the belt

>>673456740
hes pretty fucked, especially with the new hole he'll have with endless possibilities

>>673462171
>Yes I am fat. But I carry it pretty well.
lol

>>673457344
kekked

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>>673462777

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Fuck all of you bet you cant find the snow ninja

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>>673462777
I checked them

>>673456339
how fucked would you be is the better question. the answer is anally.

>>673462777
Revolvers work fine. They're generally reliable and accurate. Quick to reload if you practice enough. They don't hold 15 - 20 rounds of ammo so they're not as popular, but vs one target you should be fine.

the bigger they are the harder they fall

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>>673462777
checked

>>673456339
Hold you back by your forehead with one arm, 5'2" ass lil boy

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IM GOING TO DO IT IF I DON'T TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING!

(402) 3190276

>>673462777
kek check this penta faggot.

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>>673463771
>filename
Do what faggot?

>>673463538
I carry a contender with 12mm birdshot.
Its pretty quiet where i am and the sight of my abomination is usually enough.

>>673456339
Not very fucked. Honestly, the muscles are tone, but not extremely developed, combined with low body fat equals a great look. But really, I don't see much actually strength going on.

Plus, given how badly leg day was skipped, I could probably just kick out that chicken leg...

>>673456638
Underrated post

Not at all. Do I have to fight on my knees????

>>673456339
I'm tall so I'd have lots of reach when fighting a manlet and I also have a lot of martial arts training.

There's no muscles on your face balls and solar plexus, pretty much any pressure point on the body really.

I'd be k

>>673462777
I'd rather have 6 for sure than 15 maybe.

>>673463434
Trick question
You can't see snow ninja
Snow ninja see you

>>673464005
Be nice if you knew what the hell you were talking about. They don't chamber a Contender in 12mm, and they don't do it in 12Ga either.... Go learn about the real thing instead of playing shooting games on game systems.

Not very fucked, just snap those tooth pick legs of yours and stomp your face in.

>>673464034
The only guy here who knows anything
>inb4 you're a fat nerd who doesn't know anything
>inb4 I bet I could kick your ass

>>673456834
Why would you beat him up with muai Thai and then give him blow jobs?

It defies reason

>>673464356
They are not retail cartridges.
Dont tell anyone

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>>673456339
>>673456566
>>673456601
>>673456626
>>673456630
>>673458118
>>673463757
He's about 5"4

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>>673456339
Physique doesn't have any direct link to fighting ability.
>pic related

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>>673456339
Bring it on.

>>673456339
You have a severe case of small man syndrome u look 5'6

>>673464495
Nice gibberish. You don't know what the hell you're talking about. If it's not a retail cartridge, what's the parent cartridge, and how do you form it?

> how fucked are you?
Depends if you are gonna fuck me or not.

Also would probably just give a good knee to the nuts if we were to fight.

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>>673464541
Took long enough for someone like you to show up

>>673456339
Bite him, he'll flip shit.

>>673456339
Not that fucked i've been beaten to near death before i doubt you can do worst than i've already expierenced and besides my fat will probably cushion the punches

>>673456339
Oh dude i have so much muscle and reach on you id eat your fucking heart man

>>673464687
Metal tubing, ball bearings and gunpowder. And a cap from a toygun.
Really crude piece of shit altogether.

>>673456339

You're sexy.

Only person getting fucked is you ;)

In all your tight holes.

Also I'm male.

>>673456339
Easy just lamp him while he's too busy taking selfies

>>673456339
Just muscles don't fucking mean shit. You have to know how to really hurt people and you look like a bitch to me.

>>673464619

I see a neckbeard!

>>673464465
You're a fat nerd who doesn't know anything
I bet I could kick your ass
>>673464034
it sounds like you know what you're talking about tho

>>673464925
>>673464687
Forgot: wax to seal it.
Doesnt work as nicely as i expected though...

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>>673456339
Pretty fucked because my signature "kick you in the nuts" move wouldn't work on your shriveled raisin sack.

Well played, roidfag.

>>673456339
Hhahaha fucking manlet

>>673456339
you fags know that the same person makes this thread like every day?
>grabs photo from /fit/
>makes situation
>"how fucked are you /b/?"
>sage

>>673464687

Gun nerd.

I own a 20 gauge and I don't even know half of this shit.

A guns a gun for fucks sakes.

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>>673465236
But its fun and i cant sleep

>>673456339
The real question is how fucked would u be

Not at all.

No amount of muscles save you from a heel hook

>>673456339
Your a short fuck you have lean muscle and average guy who is 6 foot tall who isn't a skinny little bitch would knock your little ass out

Just as fucked as you. Not at all.

>>673456339
Way to take the bait fellas, is this your first night?

>>673465427
Kek. Overweight neckbeard detected.

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>>673457014

That parting of the hair. The 1940's are back!!!

>>673465699
>>673465699
We're bored.

>>673456339
Not fucked at all. Little short stack. I'm probably twice your height and just about as fit as you.

>>673465318
That's like saying a car's a car, or a computer is a computer. There is a huge difference between them and lots of of people learned what they think they know from Call of Duty or other video games.

>>673457014

You got a short fat dick, don't ya?

Would knife you right in the face, manlet

>>673456339
Seriously?
Have at least 20Kg on him and am 6ft4in
Plus 25 years training in 4 martial arts

Next time post someone scary

>>673456339
Pretty fuck'up

>>673456339
Dude your toned and 5 foot tall not 6 foot and jacked I would Rock your little brown ass in the jaw

>>673457877
Reach and weight dumbass
Is why they implement weight divisions to stop the shorter and small from being pumelled

>>673465955
Im the 12mm guy
I build most of my things myself in my shed.
It works so far. Odd dimensions though, thats why.
Its fun

>>673463771

What's your name and I'll call you.

You would be spitting blood before you could reach me with those short arms

>>673465955

Yeah a computer is a computer, different type of computers. Don't have to explain how a computer is made or how it works to prove you own one. Same with a car.

Also you can learn a lot about computers by watching videos and you can learn a lot about cars by watching videos and playing video games.

So, in reality your argument falls flat.

I learned more about guns by wondering how a gun works and googling my questions than I learned by skeet shooting or target shooting on a saturday afternoon with my father or grandfather.

I shot a turkey when I was 14 years old for fucks sakes, I didn't even know what physics was when I blew the fucking head off the fucker 20 yards away.

This guy probably has a gun, why argue with him?

However, I do agree that the general perception of shotguns inparticular is flawed, people believe the distance of a shotgun blast is a lot shorter than reality permits.

So at least you said one smart thing today.