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2016-03-12 03:23:49 Post No. 673456041
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:23:49 Post No. 673456041 [Report]
Ask a drunk redneck newfag anything
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:26:57 Post No.673456464
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:26:57 Post No.673456464 [Report]
Are you a good ol boy or a deer camp boy?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:28:22 Post No.673456685
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:28:22 Post No.673456685 [Report]
>>673456464
Just a good ole boy (not this new bullshit fake Luke Bryan buttfucker shit)
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:30:25 Post No.673457009
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:30:25 Post No.673457009 [Report]
>>673456041
you don't have shame to live in a country that gives you all access to knowledge and studies opportunities, and still choose to be a ignorant for pure incompetence?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:30:57 Post No.673457097
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:31:57 Post No.673457256
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:31:57 Post No.673457256 [Report]
>>673457009
"Redneck" does not equal "ignorant"
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:37:31 Post No.673458135
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:37:31 Post No.673458135 [Report]
Do you believe in White Power?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:39:25 Post No.673458403
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:39:25 Post No.673458403 [Report]
>>673456041
Do you ever fantasize about fucking a girl on an 8 point buck?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:42:14 Post No.673458793
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:42:14 Post No.673458793 [Report]
>>673458135
No there are only civilized and non civilized people like the didndu niggers
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:42:42 Post No.673458862
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:42:42 Post No.673458862 [Report]
>>673458403
I will now
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:43:50 Post No.673459014
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:43:50 Post No.673459014 [Report]
>>673457009
Not OP but that is ignorant. You don't think rednecks can live a life of opportunities as a wildlife management official, a dendrologist, a recreation biologist, or an ecologist?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:45:13 Post No.673459191
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:45:13 Post No.673459191 [Report]
>>673456041
Good taste in beer redneck but what guns do you have
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:45:13 Post No.673459193
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:45:13 Post No.673459193 [Report]
>>673456041
U polished off that 12 pack, now its time to polish off your ole ladies noggin then fap yourself to sleep I guess.
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:45:38 Post No.673459242
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:45:38 Post No.673459242 [Report]
Have you ever had barbecue bear ribs?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:46:54 Post No.673459393
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:46:54 Post No.673459393 [Report]
>>673457009
I am OP and I'm an electrician making $15 an hour starting out. Graduated top in my votech class
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:48:14 Post No.673459549
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:48:14 Post No.673459549 [Report]
>>673459191
Remington 870 wing master 12 gauge and some shit tier mossberg 20 gauge and a Winchester .30-06
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:49:26 Post No.673459697
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:49:26 Post No.673459697 [Report]
>>673459193
No I have another 12 pack I'm working on. Oklahoma has 3.2 shit tier beer so it takes a lot to get drunk
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:51:22 Post No.673459966
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:51:22 Post No.673459966 [Report]
>>673459242
No. Sounds good tho
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:51:44 Post No.673460015
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:51:44 Post No.673460015 [Report]
>>673459549
Now i normally like mossbergs but ive heard great things about the wingmaster
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:52:39 Post No.673460148
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:52:39 Post No.673460148 [Report]
>>673460015
Mine is a cheap mossberg from Walmart but that wingmaster is god tier
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:54:21 Post No.673460386
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:54:21 Post No.673460386 [Report]
>>673460148
Thats all i hear about it but for the price im probably going to end up with a M590A1
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:56:47 Post No.673460689
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:56:47 Post No.673460689 [Report]
Were you born a redneck?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:57:25 Post No.673460766
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:57:25 Post No.673460766 [Report]
Who is your role model?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:58:29 Post No.673460891
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:58:29 Post No.673460891 [Report]
How many things do you own with confederate flags?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:58:48 Post No.673460931
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:58:48 Post No.673460931 [Report]
>>673460689
Yes
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:59:49 Post No.673461037
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 03:59:49 Post No.673461037 [Report]
>>673460766
Don't really have one. Maybe Ron White?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:00:28 Post No.673461116
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:00:28 Post No.673461116 [Report]
>>673460891
2 actual flags and 3 spittoons for my snuff
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:00:43 Post No.673461159
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:01:25 Post No.673461258
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:01:25 Post No.673461258 [Report]
Do you fuck your sister??
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:02:37 Post No.673461431
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:02:37 Post No.673461431 [Report]
>>673461258
No but my parents are step siblings
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:02:54 Post No.673461469
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:02:54 Post No.673461469 [Report]
Do you ever think what life would be like if you lived in Miami or Southern California and wore designer clothing, drove a European car, and fucked exotic bitches on a yacht cruising the world going to art galleries and museums
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:03:40 Post No.673461571
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:03:40 Post No.673461571 [Report]
>>673461469
I'd hate it
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:04:29 Post No.673461690
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:04:29 Post No.673461690 [Report]
Whats your opinion on climate change
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:04:51 Post No.673461753
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:04:51 Post No.673461753 [Report]
Have you ever been arrested?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:06:30 Post No.673461941
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:06:30 Post No.673461941 [Report]
>>673461690
We'd ought to stop polluting so much because these forests and the animals are getting sick from all the shit we are putting into the earth and air
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:06:47 Post No.673461973
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:06:47 Post No.673461973 [Report]
>>673461753
No
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:07:15 Post No.673462041
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:07:15 Post No.673462041 [Report]
>>673461690
And we are too
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:08:43 Post No.673462230
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:08:43 Post No.673462230 [Report]
Why do rednecks like owning things with rebel colors if they're not even south of the Mason-Dixon Line? It's like flying a gay pride flag when you're not gay. And saying you just like the colors. Also I'm southern born by the grace of God but not a redneck
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:09:35 Post No.673462344
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:09:35 Post No.673462344 [Report]
>>673462230
I really have no idea sorry man
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:10:11 Post No.673462426
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:10:11 Post No.673462426 [Report]
>>673462230
Band wagoners I guess
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:13:36 Post No.673462855
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:13:36 Post No.673462855 [Report]
Have you ever seen an ocean in real life?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:15:58 Post No.673463171
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:15:58 Post No.673463171 [Report]
>>673462855
No
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:19:03 Post No.673463625
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Can you relate to this?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:20:15 Post No.673463772
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:20:15 Post No.673463772 [Report]
>>673463625
No not gay or bi unless you paid me then I'd do anything
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:21:05 Post No.673463876
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:21:05 Post No.673463876 [Report]
>>673463772
I meant the Chevy logo
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:23:17 Post No.673464153
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:23:17 Post No.673464153 [Report]
>>673463876
Hell yeahs love Chevy
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:25:18 Post No.673464413
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:25:18 Post No.673464413 [Report]
Would you show us your dick?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:25:25 Post No.673464438
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:25:25 Post No.673464438 [Report]
What was your virginity loss like?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:27:52 Post No.673464770
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:27:52 Post No.673464770 [Report]
>>673459549
this man is a fudd
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:28:12 Post No.673464824
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:28:12 Post No.673464824 [Report]
>>673464438
I didn't know what I was doing. Gf got on top and rode me. Don't think she liked it
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:29:43 Post No.673465062
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>>673464413
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:30:04 Post No.673465114
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:30:04 Post No.673465114 [Report]
Would you rather live in North Korea or Iraq during Saddam's reign. You have to pick one
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:30:27 Post No.673465168
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:30:27 Post No.673465168 [Report]
>>673465114
Iraq
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:31:54 Post No.673465413
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:31:54 Post No.673465413 [Report]
>>673465062
Oh fuck. Didn't see that coming! Nice. You really should trim up though.
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:32:56 Post No.673465569
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:32:56 Post No.673465569 [Report]
>>673465413
Yeah I should but I always get bumps and shit no matter how I shave
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:33:45 Post No.673465683
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:33:45 Post No.673465683 [Report]
>>673465569
Does your gf not mind?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:34:31 Post No.673465787
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:34:31 Post No.673465787 [Report]
>>673465683
I'm married and she never says anything even though I'm sure she doesn't like it she won't say anything
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:35:58 Post No.673465985
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:35:58 Post No.673465985 [Report]
Duel Mac 10's with laser sights or an Israeli Uzi with an acog sight while hunting a buck
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:36:21 Post No.673466035
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:36:21 Post No.673466035 [Report]
>>673461159
nice thumbnail fuckface
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:36:23 Post No.673466038
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:36:23 Post No.673466038 [Report]
>>673465787
Good for you, you found a keeper lol. Party on brother!
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:37:00 Post No.673466125
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:37:00 Post No.673466125 [Report]
Have you ever intentionally killed a doe?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:37:38 Post No.673466212
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:37:38 Post No.673466212 [Report]
>>673466125
City fag
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:38:13 Post No.673466282
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:38:13 Post No.673466282 [Report]
>>673466125
Does are better to eat than bucks
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:39:01 Post No.673466389
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:39:01 Post No.673466389 [Report]
>>673465985
Excessive much?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:42:58 Post No.673466928
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:42:58 Post No.673466928 [Report]
Walrus, manatee, or hippo. And what redneck style meal would you make out it?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:47:19 Post No.673467451
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Would you ever frot with some friends?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:47:35 Post No.673467490
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:47:35 Post No.673467490 [Report]
>>673466928
Idk how to even answer that. Also getting very hard to solve the captcha
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:48:18 Post No.673467602
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:48:18 Post No.673467602 [Report]
>>673467451
Depends I probably would just to try it
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:50:32 Post No.673467892
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:50:32 Post No.673467892 [Report]
What's the most redneck thing u er did do?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:51:41 Post No.673468038
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:51:41 Post No.673468038 [Report]
>>673467892
Watched nascar once it was boring
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:52:54 Post No.673468216
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:52:54 Post No.673468216 [Report]
What makes you happy?
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:54:36 Post No.673468471
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:54:36 Post No.673468471 [Report]
>>673468216
Beer and sleep
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:56:57 Post No.673468769
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:56:57 Post No.673468769 [Report]
Thanks OP u cool. Get some rest bud
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:57:50 Post No.673468907
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:57:50 Post No.673468907 [Report]
>>673468769
I will soon
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:58:55 Post No.673469036
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Anonymous 2016-03-12 04:58:55 Post No.673469036 [Report]
>>673468038
You mean to tell me that you don't like nascar?
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