you trying to get the dick or not? Quit playing games with me babe.

Im a jew cucklord can u lend me a 4skin babe

I wanted to ask you something. Can I have nudes?

>>673455960
rerollin

>>673455995
Rollin

>>673455995
Roll

>>673455788
how bout I come over there and give you the fucking dick?

>>673456087
WINRAR

>>673455788

send the thread

>>673455995
winner
nice dubs btw

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>>673456087
>>673455995
Now we wait

>>673456381
She'll just stop talking now.

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:'(
2 decides fin this please

>>673456581
Fix*

>>673456581

Navy seal copypasta

>>673456581
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT.

Navy seal copypasta

Sorry. I posted this conversation on the internet asking them what to say. I chose this.

Why not I'll show you my 10 inch coxk

>>673456581
okay ill settle for sex then, where u live?

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>673456812
Another one

>>673456812
win

>>673456812
WINRAR

>>673456694
Rollin'

>>673456812
Do it faggot.

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>>673456812
9 decides

>>673456812
Winner. Post OP

Navy Seal plz

>>673456812
Will op deliver?

>>673456803
roll

"It's very girthy, you won't be disappointed"

>>673457339>>673457339
winrar

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Don't make me come over there I'll take that nice tight pussy by force

>>673457227


Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing or coolin' or shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it!"
First class, yo this isn't bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah forget it, yo homie- to Bel-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homie, smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

>>673457584
Rollin

>>673457721
Reroll

>>673457339
WINRAR OP

>>673457339
winrar

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I hate you guys
8 gets it

Identify as attack chopper 8 get

>>673457781
Rolling this

>>673457951
kek, fucking nigger dialect

>>673457951
Finna? Sorry you'll have to use English I don't speak nig nog

Hitler did nothing wrong bitch

Well, anyway. Down to grab some coffee sometime?

>>673458103
Roll till I die

>>673457951
I want to smother you in chocolate syrup and shove a candy cane up your schunt.

>>673458178

Winrar!!!

>>673458178
win

>>673458178
Wiener.

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>>673458178
She feisty
5 gets

Don't make me come over there I'll take that nice tight pussy by force

>>673458514

Transgendered people have a mental disorder

>>673456803
roll

>>673458514
Why so serious?

>>673458657
Roll

>>673458685
winrar

>>673458683
reroll

>>673458716
Another roll

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>>673456803

>>673458685
win

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>>673458685
Welp.

>>673458514
"kill yourself faggot"

>>673459108
roll

show me your sandy gash or fuck right back to your nipper country wannabe gook

>>673459054
You pathetic beta, you fucking ruined my whole god damn evening.

>>673459233
well tuck my pecker and call me bailey

1 decides

>>673459400
reroll

>>673455788
"I am going to kill you and rape you, slut. In that order you dead whore."

you make me feel awkward

>>673459666
THE TRIPSSS

>>673459643
reroll

>>673459712
Rerolling

>>673459233
winrar

>>673459748
Rerollan

>>673459400
roll

>>673459798
reroll

>>673459643
Rerollin

>>673459798
rerollers

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Uh oh spaghettios
4 gets

>>673459643
rolling for this

Dislike and hate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ZGkkSuzrc

>>673459666
Obey Satan you fag

>>673459915
fag

>>673459915
you changed the number before a get OP

>>673459704
>>673459864
pick one

Yeah, sorry I was so immature. (Send link to thread)

>>673457951
>finna
we got a nigger here

>>673459643
Roll for this

Link her the thread

>>673459643
rolling for this 4 get

I wanna bite your nigger clit

>>673459643
reroll 4 get

>>673460032
roll

>>673459643
rolll for this

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>>673459993
Hail Satan 2 gets next

>>673459915
I'm in love with your mother. I'm sorry.

>>673459915
You will be contacted by the DEA about your possession of illegal substances. We have traced your location via this conversation and now have a warrant for your arrest. You have been served.

I love you

>>673459643
re roll for this

>>673460032
>>673460103
Reroll 4 these

>>673459643
4 get rolling

>>673460237
roll

>>673460166
roll

>>673460264
faggot

>>673460272
post

>>673460272
win

I've masturbated to your pictures 3 times already

>>673460272

2 win

>>673460237
rolling

>>673460214
WINRAR

>>673460166
rollin

>>673460103
this haha

>>673457227
OP where do you live? BECAUSE I FUCKING RECOGNISE THAT PROFILE PIC.

>>673459643
DELIVER YOU FAGGOT OP, GOT 4

>>673460214

I want you to suck the shit out of my asshole

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>>673460272
Quit with the re rolling it's boring
0 gets

>>673460510
>Update
rollie pollie oooliiiee

>>673460535
OP here. Where do you live?

>>673459643
DELIVER YOU FAGGOT OP

>>673459915
>4 gets

>>673460214
>4

>>673460624
you know how i know you want me? you keep replying

I want you to suck the shit out of my ass

Did you poop today? I did. Wasn't a very good one though. Only a 5.4 on the poop scale I use for my poop diary.

I like to record things.

Do you like my little pony?

Hannah here, you guys are dicks

>>673460624
OP IS SAMEFAGGING, OP IS NOT DELIVERING

>>673459643
DELIVER YOU FAGGOT OP

>>673459915
>4 gets

>>673460214
>4

OP IS USING /b/ AS HIS PERSONAL ARMY TO GET HIM LAID

Can you send me nudes now?

>>673460535
FL.

>>673460808
Fucking prove it

>>673460808
Tits or gtfo and/or fake and gay

Stupid motherfuckers

>>673460808

Hello Hannah.

>>673460898
Nope

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself

>>673460808
I am going to kill you and rape you, slut. In that order you dead whore.

>>673460880
WINRAR!

>>673460945
thank god. still looks the same prof pic as her though.

Oh dis >bait..

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>>673460624
Dont play funny with dunnie and send me the goodies you gooby bunny

>>673461002
This thread is over, OP used you retards to get laid on Tinder. OP didn't even deliver when a get was posted.

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>>673460880
Winrar
2 gets help me fix this

>>673460848
This

>>673461190
How about I show my dick

Stupid nigger bitch

>>673461123
roll

>>673460808
I want to fuck you until one of us dies.

I got Navy Seal, and Hitler did nothing wrong in a row lol

>>673461123
reroll

>>673461359
Roll

>>673461190
Reroll this
>>673460953

>>673460848
How can a man get laid when all of this /thread here ITT is pulling of the opposite of getting a man laid?
>EXPLANATION PLEASE

>>673461190
I am going to kill you and rape you, slut. In that order you dead whore.

>>673461190
Will it help if I tip you my fedora, m'lady?

>>673460953
re roll this

>>673461123
rollerino

>>673461190
im a donald trump supporter

>>673461430
Another role

>>673461448
He's using it as an icebreaker and he's probably so autistic he doesn't know what to say.

I am going to kill you and rape you, slut. In that order you dead whore.

>>673461506
reroll

On a scale from 1-10, how much do you hate niggers?

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself

>>673461123
getgetget

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>>673461528

>>673461616
another

>>673461558
Bread roll

half breed

>>673461123
dunniemoney

>>673461709

darth another get

Hey, you know, I was wondering if we could meet somewhere alone so that we could chat more. Maybe at the central park? Sounds cool? I'll call my cousin niko.

>>673461123
fucking roll

This is Hannah, he's making me so wet knowing that guys from 4chan are sending him things to say to me. Mmm, it gets me so hot and horny.

>>673461813

darth get

Do you enjoy consuming fried chicken and koolaid?

>>673461813

get darth

>>673461858

Mission accomplished.

>>673461190
let me stink up my dick with your ass, cunt

>>673461123
cmon son

>>673461939

>>673461858
show us hannah with timestamp

>>673461916

darth get roll

Fucking dammit no 2 yet

>>673461123 NIgger

>>673461987
reroll

>>673461975
>joke's on you
>I'm not really Hannah
>and Hannah would fuck OP with a hooker's pussy

>>673461858
I call bait. I know that you are not hannha, other wise you would be here.

>Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself

>>673461123
2 get here

>>673462102
fucking finally

>>673462144
do dubs count?

>>673461858

Hi Hanna, welcome to 4chan.. Here at 4chan we don't let woman join in without time stamping themselves

For fucks sake nigger! Hook a white boy up!

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>>673461975
>>673462015
>>673462103
>>673462248

You look beautiful in your profile pic

>>673462504
Why thank you fag

This thread seems to be infested with 12 year olds.
I'm out.

>>673462434
>>673462434
bored cause no one can drop a deuce to save this poor fucker

>>673462644
your moms infested with 12 year olds...

>>673462692
wut

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>>673462692
6 gets

>>673462884
This proves his point, faggot

>>673463071
No, you prove him right, because you fall for bait

Send nudes or i will kill myself

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>>673463071

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>>673463025
quit playing funny with dunnie and send me the goods you dumb fucking spearchucker

Baby, i know this may be hard for you... but my name is... SCOTTY P FROM THE PRANK PATROL BITCH; YOU JUST GOT PRANKED NIGGER BITCH!!!

>>673463025
You should bang anon

>>673463316
winrar

>>673463316
win

Can I put my hand in your pussy and lick all the sweet juices that come out

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>>673463316
No reply yet

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Before I go, I want you to know this
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