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tfw school shooting went as planned
>>673455608
Only betas like you are pussy enough to shoot up schools, sorry .
i bet you stink things in your ass you fucking useless excuse for an aryan
>>673456018
You look like the kid from home alone got acid attacked
>>673456421
who?
>>673456564
Sorry, forgot autists don't know anything about pop culture
hello..rate?
Hey
derp
>>673456681
Sorry, you seem like a nice girl, but, tits or gtfo.
>>673456901
wolverine out of ten
Ayy
>>673457349
This bum. She came up to me, she says "hey you look like wolverine, where are your claws?" I said to her "I don't need and claws when I've got this razor sharp wit"
>>673456901
Tunnel Snakes rule!
>>673455514
Really nig?
You don't think someone would recognize one of the most prolific male models of the past 5 years?
Really nigger?
>>673457493
Kevin owens/10
>>673457750
Did she then say "Just give me a lighter faggot."?
>>673457922
I'm not sure if I should be thanking you or what, but that's not me.
>>673455514
R8 me m8, mom s8 i was 8/8
>>673456247
By far the cutest guy in here lets out nothing more than a humble "meh"
>>673458123
WHAT THE FUCK
BLACK MAC?
>>673458300
qt af
>>673458300
Be nice whore
>>673457270
Fuck
I am the worm
>>673455514
just sucked off five guys on the wrestling team and still has their jizz in his mouth
>>673456018
his parents wanted a girl, but 'settled', brain partially fried in the incubator from a loose heater coil
>>673456247
depressed cute guy. only sex will make him feel better. like right now. lots and lots and lots of mindless, no-holds-barred sex....
>>673456337
thinks being a university student for 14 years and dating an ambiguous black girl makes him socially aware
>>673456681
figured out the world by age 6; just coasting now and waiting for a smart rich guy to rescue her
>>673456901
the soul patch does nothing, shave the half-wolverine, too. pretty eyes
>>673458166
By far the cutest guy in here
>literally a male model OP
Either you're that guy or you trippin,
>>673458420
Thanks
>>673458463
That's my ass
>>673458551
>>673458568
and these are your tits, yes
>>673458568
Do you find anyone in this thread attractive?
>>673458544
Quite the opposite but nice try
>>673458551
That's my ass again
>>673458648
Yes :^)
>>673458666
This guy is qt>>673457157
Taylor Demute facebook. Check it out. Fuck her up.
Last
>>673458556
Well If I'm trippin then I hope I don't come down because that guy is fine as hell and you know it.
also curious. who is OP's pic? Im not very well versed in male models.
>>673459252
It's me, the other guy is a fucking retard.
>>673459315
Retard def
>>673458966
harbouring alien life form, which has just now decided to emerge from its host
>>673459144
free the penguins!
>>673459153
deciding whether or not to uncork the vial of plague his nazi grandfather willed to him
>>673455514
>>673456018
cringelord cancer/10>>673456247
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cringelord cancer/10>>673459303
cringelord cancer/10
you are on the same level as bronies, you were given a containment board the same as /pol/
that is how fucking cringe you are
>>673459983
If you're going to be an autist outside of r9k you don't get to talk about containment boards
something at the back of my mind keeps telling me that i'll be alone forever. every time i get a little bit happy, i remember i'm alone and will always be alone. every time i get done talking to someone, i immediately know that they hate me and that hate that they had to speak with me.
i hate that euthanasia is illegal
>>673458000
Goddammit anon. You win this thread. I'll pour my next cup of bleach for you.
>Also checked
I hate myself as much as you should.
Fuck yall
>>673458000
Nudes please
>>673459153
let me guess, you listen to citizen and la dispute and skate
>>673460360
Wiscansin
>>673460798
2/10
Me tbh
Anyone know G0LDE_?
>>673460885
Let's see you then
>>673459983
what about me? >>673458051
>>673461081
Boy or girl i honestly can't tell from the picture. If you're a girl nice, nice not bad. If you're a boy wtf hippie get a haircut it's not 1960
>>673456247
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>>673459153
>>673460913
really cute
im shy...
>>673461247
Thank you.
>>673461034
If you wish faggot. I could smack that fedora off your head.
I made dinner and failed :/
Fegs
>>673462413
Yes i failed your reaction is justified
>>673460968
Gyllenhaal/10
>>673463000
kill yourself
>>673456018
Nice hair fuck boy
>>673455514
You look baked
>>673456337
>hanging out with edgy black girl
Fuckin cancer bro
Butts and their nuts. I love to suck cock.
>>673463421
Get a job you beaner cunt
>>673463421
Fat spick
>>673463584
Fixed. Sort of. You can't hide from the truth my boy MUHAHAHAHA
>>673463824
u jelly niggah?
Rate me, pls.
>>673463894
Forgot pic
>>673463000
You have a moldy ceiling
>>673463527
8/10
: 3
Hey guys, check em.
you wish you guys had my gf.
12174975407 they call me stretch. talk dirty to me!! lets just say numbers of /b/!!!!!
>>673461254
n-nobody? ;_;
DISLIKE THIS FUCKING SHIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ZGkkSuzrc
>>673464866
I really like you
>>673455514
just got my hair cut
>>673464877
Just end it. End it now.
>>673464916
get this shit out of here you nigger
>>673464916
is that kid genuinely retarded got like 30 seconds in and he can't even talk to himself like does he curl up in a ball when in public?
>>673464877
You're being very naughty with your little shorts aren't you, anon? I'm no fag, but I would do naughty things to you bby.
Fuck you guys
Roast me.
>>673465334
nice mosquito bites faggot.
>>673465334
That's a man
>>673465118
Whats wrong? Please elaborate..
>>673465267
really? What kinda things?
>>673464982
Wtf why
>>673465334
Got Kik?
>>673465489
I would make you shave your legs
>>673465489
The only thing wrong is the cavity in which your soul used to inhabit.
>>673464323
Allah ackbar
>>673465623
I uhh think youre cute..
>>673463995
If 4chan had a dislike button, I would report you.
>>673465743
Im unsure what to make of this but, thanks for the criticism?
>>673464866
Have you considered suicide?
>>673465599
Niggers
>>673465983
Have you considered asking jesus christ to be your lord and savior because shit nigga you going to hell.
>>673465666
Fuckin coalburner
>>673465670
Do you like that? I have before but people kept saying they prefer hair
>>673465845
WTF, why? What's wrong with me? Here's a better pic.
>>673465798
Thanks! I dont get that alot
>>673465983
I have not
>>673466119
sick tribal tats you fucking kkk loving piece of shit.
>>673461254
You should take a bottle of bleach and drink it down to the blue. That's fix that.
>>673458837
Thanks, you're a qt too. :*
>>673465336
Your genetic code was already roasted the instant you were conceived faggot
>>673466183
this mocha baby is half retarded like his slut of a mother for not aborting this abomination from the earth.
>>673466119
2/10, lose weight and when that is achieved, shave the beard to a full spartan
>>673466239
Not a racist, but whatever, bro. Thanks for the rate...
>>673458051
cringe/10
>>673466394
tfw my family is actually really inbred
>>673460968
You look greek. Are you greek?
>>673466149
You should, you caught my eye straight away, if you were near me id give you cuddles!
Sister is braiding my mohawk Jack Skellington beanie hat
>>673464866
This is just a really nice picture
>>673466697
Better pic plz
>>673465666
>>673465462
Sorry, I don't show my 12 inch cock to strangers.
>>673466697
thank, ms skeltal
>>673459144
CRINGE
>>673466745
nice until you realize how he popped all those balloons with his reptilian cock all pointy and shit.
>>673466686
Confidence +1000
>>673455514
Hi, I'm king Kirk, rate me gentleman
>>673466745
Wow what the hell, ususally being on 4chan makes me hate myself but everybodys being lovely today
>>673456247
jeff when did you get your ear pierced like a faggot also why do you have a coat on in your house.
be gentle
>>673466919
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo even better
>>673467129
It inspires me a bit to get back into photography. Very nice.
What was the context behind the photo?
>>673467213
can't be gentle with this one lads, man your harpoons.
>>673467213
be less fat
>>673466775
Will later, batteries dying
>>673466919
You betcha i did
>>673467213
Go to bed Savvoy
>>673466819
Allah ackbar ak47 bomb terrorist
>>673467618
you know the rules, ho
>>673467474
dude i'm not muslim
>>673467213
Spread labia or gtfo
>>673467713
Faces of /b/ thread. Not "my faces" of /b/ thread. Fuckin menso
Was at work during this pic.
Evening /b/rothers
>>673466663
Not really, more from up north.
>>673467805
spread anus or gtfo
>>673467761
Calm down Achmed
>>673466832
What this guy said.
>>673466686
Basically same picture but diffrerent expression so i look more like a douche
>>673468068
also not an arab
>>673455514
Go to bed Kieran
>>673467870
Oh come on, now you're making me feel bad. Just..work out and take care of yourself. It's all personal discipline.
>>673468068
dude did you guys hear about the new tech? its future tech.
>>673458321
Cannot unsee
>>673467958
Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans
>>673467713
Nigger
>>673467213
>>673466884
>>673466610
>>673466089
>>673466362
>>673465353
Samefags
>>673467213
I cannot discern your gender but either way this is tragic
>>673468281
dont feel bad you faggot she ignores our rules and is suuuuuuuuper fat. shame this cunt.
>>673458166
Wat
>>673458544
Depressed? Yeah
Only sex with make me feel better? Not so much.
I've had a few offers and chances to hook up but honestly I'd rather something more serious/meaningful
>>673459983
Cool story bro
>>673461254
Thanks
>>673467140
Name's Sean
Ears pierced since I was 5 or 6.
Coat cause I'm poor and it's cold
fuck this thread deadass kys
>>673468484
since 5 or 6 what the fuck, what parents actually try to make their kid gay at 5 or 6.
>>673468566
as always
>>673458837
Show ass
>>673468472
What rules? Do you even know why tits or gtfo exists?
>>673468281
I recently got off depression meds which made me a hungry pile of shit. I'll be runnin' the block when the weather heats up.
>>673455514
Jesus fuck you're ugly
>>673460289 mfw im about to make the biggest sneeze of my life
>>673461254
Damn trevor
>>673467213
your hair is greasy
gtfo please
>>673460289
hot
>>673468772
please tell us how much of an oldfag you are for remembering a thread from like 7 years ago.
youu god damn candy ass roody poo looking faggot.
fuck you bitches
>>673465599
velma?
>>673468935
SOOOO SUGOI
Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ
>>673467213
b-bjork? i love vulnicura...
>>673469068
Not until i see you spread those hairy man mounds wide for me. I wanna see your puckered, filthy pink hole twinge.
>>673469165
pls stop hurting my feelings
>>673469316
When you drink water and you begin to choke and die.
>>673469565
>I suck cock
>and I love it
>yummy yummy yummy
>>673459252
Nicolas Ripoll
From England or Sweden or some foreign country that models come from.
>>673456247
>>673456901
>>673460968
>>673463527
Best ones itt
>>673469843
What a fucking faggot.
How many balls does that guy juggle in his muggle per day?
>>673469270
Show vagina
Am I ugly /b/?
>>673470245
>>673464226
Well thank you both for that.
>>673470567
Yes. Consider mixing bleach and ammonia and blowing on it.
>>673470567
You from Croatia?
>>673470567
Where the fuck are you?
>>673470567
Nope, a bit above average. Have confidence, and possibly do something different with your hair.
>>673470567
Not when compared to that horrible bathroom decor. Tell your mom to go easy on the owls and make something other than meatless spaghetti for dinner.
I'd still hit it tho
edgy
>>673458488
Couple of booger hanging out of your nose, /b/ro.
>>673470967
Bring on the penis
>>673458123
you look like a black white guy
>>673470745
>>673470776
USA fam
Hint it was a border state
>>673471150
Missouri?
>>673470567
8/10 do something with your hair
also here I am
>>673470310
Just one pair.
He married another male model.
>>673471150
Idaho?
Hit me up with some spuds my nigga
>>673471150
Up-the-ass Kansas?
>>673471383
You look like a muslim terrorist
>>673470567
no but that bathroom is
>>673471241
Nope
>>673471432
Nada
>>673471383
Thank you :D
Thought I'd get absolutely shit on, not a bad response so far
Ignore the stupid ironic caption.
>>673471567
lol that shit is funny considering that I'm white as fuck
>>673471789
I get what you say but I like the bright colors. Owls can fuck off though
okay, rate me.
>>673472032
The catcher off of The Sandlot's gay brother?
>>673471906
10/10
>>673472501
Fuckin beaner
Go back to Africa fuckin beaner
>>673472501
10/10 gives good head
>>673472501
beautyfull eyes tho
>>673472644
check'd & kek'd
>>673470567
Not at all. Got some damn fine cheekbones
.>>673471383
Photo quality is horrible but you don't look bad.
>>673471546
Very cute. I'm not one to talk, but take care of your skin.
>>673471906
Angle is a bit odd, but looking good.
>>673472032
You are gay. It isn't even a question. I'm surprised you kept a dick out of your mouth long enough to take this photo.
>>673472112
So goddamn hot. Wait...pink earbuds? Faggot. Get some sick Beats like me.
>>673471546
Isn't it past your bedtime twink.
>>673472032
top ramen, as in the ramen is on top of your head.
boner
>>673465336
Justpussiedoutfrombootcamp/10
R8 me
Bitches be like
>>673471453
Close-ish
>>673474457
You remind me of that white pig from fresh prince of bel air
r8 me m8
