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poopoo
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Dead thread is dead
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Whoa man
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Ebic Meme DUeddd
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>>673453070
You don't need a fuel pump.
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Whoa DUDDDDDDDD
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WHOAG WHOAG CMON LETS DO IT BOIZ
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Go gore
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Epic mememememememe
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>Hello!????
>hi i was just wondering if you had any lube I could borrow sir?
>Are you fucking kidding me? ITS 10 OCLCOK AT NIGHT AND MY DAUGHTERS ARE SLEEPING
>dude, my GF wants anal
>FUCK YOU
>calm down brother, Help a nigga out
>im reporting your number to the police, you just fucked yourself buddy
(some women mutters something and he hangs up)
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Anal Lube Vice
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>What!
>Is this, Sniffs* Jared fogle?
>Youve got to be kidding me
>I regret to inform you that your son has died...
>Do you think this shit is funny, I happen to have a son but im not some sort of PEDO
>Sir, I understand if this is hard for you, and yes, denial is normal but with our help groups we can get you through this
>*Young girl voice says "Daddy?"
>*Dad again "EVE GO BACK TO BED!"
>*crying and the girl seemingly left the room or whatever
>IF THIS IS THE SAME ASSHOLE YOUR IN DEEP TROUBLE, IM REPORTING YOUR FAGGGOT ASS OPERATION TO THE POLICE RIGHT NOW, AND SO HELP GOD YOU WILL ROT IN A FUCKING JAIL CELL FOR THE REST OF YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE
>hangs up
>rip
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I live in 518, that number is Schenectady.
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Same bro what area
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>Hello si-
>Hangs up
Im not >>673456193 btw tbh
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>>673456451
Albany. Colonie.
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>*makes autism noises
>*guy repeats
>KNOCK IT OFF IT'S FUCKING 10:30 AT NIGHT
>nigger
>*hangs up
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>>673457005
cool dued, same
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Why not? I'm in.
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>Hello, if the owner of this household resides in the Schenectady area, we have an important announcement
>*woman's voice now "Please, Nathan, We know who this is and we would greatly appreciate it if you would stop so we can go on with our night peacefully
>kek
>they are silent for about 10 seconds then i hang up
mfw who tf is nathan
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>>673457973
NO WAY!
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>>673452796

>>Ring RIng
>>"I'm going to find you and kill you"
>>I'm sorry I might have the wrong phone number
>> YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU DO, STOP CALLING ME
>> Wait Sorry! Is this *Phonnumber*?
>> Yes...
>>Is this the Krusty cr-- *click*

Try 2

>>Ring RIng
>>WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT
>>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck ou--
>>*Crying* Just.... Stop calling me!
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>>673458211
copy pasta
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>>673458211
Epic faek dued
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>>673452796
not your personal army
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>>673458366
sucks that you dont like fun
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>>673456382
518 reppin
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>Is this nathan?
>Oh really, thanks nathan, good night

Who the fuck is nathan
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Is nathanial OP?
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>>673458211

>>Ring Ring
>>Answer No reply...

>>...ffffuck...
>>NO FUCK YOU

>>fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network
>>*Click*
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>>673458814
i dont think so
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>>673458814
Yes
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This is OP My name is not Nathan my name is Joey from Gland NY
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Do people really not just leave their phones off the hook or unplug it? What is it with these animals...
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This is OP again, Keep goin'
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>ring
>can we please ask you to remove your daughter's crusty severed ballsack from--
>interrupting muffled crying in the background
>mfw
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>SIR PLEASE DO NOT HANG UP I NEED YOU TO HANG UP
>What the fuck could POSSIBLY BE SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO WAKE MY ENTIRE FAMILY UP AND RUIN OUR NIGHT
>I have a benis
>What a piece of shit, *slightly quieter, away from phone mic "I know heather, im fucking dealing with it
>some sound like the phone is being handed over
>Nathan, if this is you STOP, *Man in backround "Are you so fucking stupid as to think that talking sternly will get these assholes to listen
>A tussel sound and i hear a thud
>*woman "GOD DAMN IT STEVE MY BACK
>hangs up

M
F
W
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>ring
>hello?
>you need to put down your autistic child
>IS THIS NATHAN CALLING AGAIN? I AM REPORTING THIS TO THE POLICE!
>nigger
>hangs up
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>RING RONG RING RONG
>CUT OFF UR PENIS AND FEED IT TO OUR LORD AND MASTER JOEY
>I do not know any joey
>Hangs up
>nigger
mfw
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Plot Twist: OP is Nathaniel
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Great Job everyone - Grand Marshal OP Joey H.
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this is funny xdddddd
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BUMP FOR POTENTIAL
I dont have a phone fucking RIP
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>>673461266
use google hangouts
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someone record the call
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>>673461266
Checked.
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they arent picking up anymore
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>>673461499
Checked
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>>673461499
check em
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>Hello, Is Someone Named Heather Their?
>Yes, this is her husband speaking
>I want to talk to Heather
>You may do no such thing
>*Backround Steve Just Hang up the fucking phone!!!!!!!
>HEATHER I NEED TO DEAL WITH THIS I WILL NOT LET THIS GO
>I need to speak to heather, steve, she gives good cummies
>thats it, all you motherfuckers are going to regret this bullshit
>its what you get when Joey H posts your number on 4chan kek man
>I hung up
>mfw
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>When he answers I immediatly blast moon man
>SHIT!!!!
>Hangs up
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>>673461969
KEK
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>>673462301
fake
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Is anyone else suspecting this "Joey H" to be underage b8?
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GOD JOEY H.
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>>673462674
i think your underage b8 dude
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No sir. - Grand Marshal Joey H.
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Why do these retards keep picking up?
Check 'em
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Dubs Decide what i say on the prank call, not op tbh
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>>673462916
roll
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>>673462916
Dubs says you give your home address and telephone number, admitting it was all your idea.
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>>673463036
Rolling
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>>673463036
reroll
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>>673463036
Roll
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>>673463036
Epic meme dued
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ring ring ring!
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>>673463036
roll
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>>673463036
>mfw reroll
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Can we get this thread popular, i want to see some more reactions
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>>673463036
rollssssss
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>>673463449
keep bumping it and calling the number yourself
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>>673463036
MATCHING NUMBERS GO
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>>673452796
Whats your beef op?
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