Can we get a weird porn thread? By this I mean porn that you can still beat off to, but when you see your reflection on your monitor you be disappointed with yourself.
no
>>673436271
keked so hard
>>673436733
>>673437604
full vid?
>>673436733
>>673437029
>>673437604
No.no.no. These will not do. I have already seen these all.
>>673438042
I seen't that one also.
>>673438777
Yo, I said something you can beat off to.
>>673438784
This is good.
>>673438931
Nah, fam.
>>673436271
define "porn".
>>673439495
Ehh, As long as a human is being penetrated by something, preferably a female.
>>673438784
Holy shit, that's a winner.
>>673436271
>reflection in monitor aka crt monitor
>2016
>mfw
>>673439767
>>673437604
sauce plz
>>673440537
Seen't it. You guys need to step up.
>>673439270
Came.
>>673439495
Looks like that gecko or whatever it is is being eaten alive by that giant centipede.
>>673441422
it is
>>673441071
looks like a girl i fucked no lie
>>673438532
dman, the still is Soooo much hottter than the webm
>>673441793
What kind of centipede is that?
>>673442181
it's a big one i think it can kill froge if angry
>>673442181
scolopendra gigantea
>>673436271
I get dissapointed when i see my reflection in monitor after watching this porn. I'm 450 pounds and 5' 5".
>>673442400
How large can they get?
>>673442571
How large can they get?
>>673442978
frog; if angry
>>673442836
>wanted weird porn thread.
>people are more interested in an insect.
Anything is porn if you fap to it.
>>673442836
around 1 foot, according to wikipedia.
They're also very aggressive.
and, just as a bonus, venomous.
It's a perfect house pet.
>>673443344
jesus christ, i can't stand them, even if they're 2inches long, but 1 foot ? Fuck no
>>673439495
getting head
>>673443334
>>673443344
Nice dubs
And Christ, that's a big ass bug. Wouldn't want to get on it's bad side, that's for sure.
Thank fuck I live in a place where it's really cold most of the time....
>>673443702
>miracle
This is officially now an insect thread. Get that porn shit out of here.
>>673443951
Can we keep the ducks..?
>>673443951
What insect would you like to see eradicated the most? I pick mosquitoes because all they do is spread diseases.
>>673444170
Yeah. We can feed them to the giant centipede
>>673444176
Anything that moves fast and has too much legs
>>673444176
Zika virus
>>673444170
They are pretty adorable, so yes.
>>673444176
Nah, we need them. They are very vital to the delicate ecosystem. It could be very disastrous. But it would be nice.
>>673444437
Okay. Let's kill off all the earwigs, then. Nasty looking fuckers that are a total fucking nuisance.
>>673444795
Seconded
not an insect, sorry
>>673444795
Had to google what an earwig was. I totally agree. Those things look like an ant, a cockroach, and a mosquito hybrid.
isn't he cute?
This might still technically count as porn. Sorry.
>>673445104
Then kill off all the cockroaches, termites and hornets.
>>673445108
RIP, ratman
>>673436271
Alexis Texas and Mia Malkova. Sexy Massage >>> http://nsfwvideor.blogspot.com
>>673445302
Ugly little bastards, aren't they? Every time my dad sees one, he gets out this huge sprayer and sprays all around the house and the back yard. He fucking hates them. HATES them!
>>673445684
What the fuck is that?
>>673438042
rinoa?
>>673445716
What the fuck? Are lice evolving?
>>673445451
>Sexy Massage
yes
>>673446228
Came
I want a mantidfly
>>673446355
aaaannd thank you for the nightmare fuel.
>Be disappointed with yourself
Ha, it's been at least a decade, ain't about to start now
>>673437604
I've been looking for this one full vid?
>>673446536
Actually kind of cute in a weird horrifying way.
>>673446536
What is that little guy? At first I was positive it was a hornet????
dunno what this is
>>673445403
Don't have termites or cockroaches this far north. But I fucking hate earwigs. I'll put it this way: I'm arachnophobic, but I stop killing spiders in spring because they eat earwigs. That's how much I hate the fuckers.
>>673447037
Wtf is that?
>>673447381
Bobbitt worm/hellspawn
>>673447109
a mantidfly.
It mimics a wasp but is harmless
I tried to stay in this thread, but I just cannot. I feel my entire skin crawling now thanks to you guys. I am out. Peace.
fuck
this is just grossthread now
goddamn it.
fuck this gay shit. This is the cancer that is killing /b/.
>>673447829
>This is the cancer that is killing /b/.
No that'll just be you, newfag
>>673447632
>these worms can grow to sizes of nearly 3 m (9.8 ft) in some cases
fuck
>>673447403
I actually didn't know spiders ate earwigs. Good for them.
>>673448048
Thanks for this, I was about to post a much shittier quality gif of the same thing because it was all I had.
>>673448197
MORE.
>>673439270
I can HEAR it.
>>673441422
>>673438042
please, someone help me find the sauce for this
>>673448904
He won an Oscar for that.
>>673448904
is there a full video?
Yo, how is this thread kind of going? It is like half porn and other half insect. 4chan is strange place.
>>673448904
This aint cool man
>>673449589
>It is like half porn and other half insect.
but that's basically the same thing
>>673449906
Quick question. Did you look this up, or do you have this saved on whatever device you are using?
>>673448904
>>673449906
>>673450139
>>673448864
Can we get back to the weird porn please! This shit is scarying the fuck out of me
>>673450139
kek
>>673449906
lol
>>673450322
I'm not him but I have it saved (too).
>>673449906
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=110_1416571308
>>673450411
Shit is dead, fam. Just get out of here while you still have the chance.
>>673450557
Why, tho?
>>673449665
Love this
>>673450746
>>673449589
4chan is a magical place.
>>673451001
is that Ellie Goulding?
>>673451001
For some reason the big scary south American roaches are not as scary to me as the little white german cockroaches. Or the big black American roach. That fucker will fly at you
>>673450844
Everybody needs a hobby.
>>673451209
That is one word to describe it.
>>673451330
Again. Why, tho?
>>673450411
We can the best of both worlds.
>>673445400
>>673451001
>>673451284
>>673451490
Okay, so what do you keep on YOUR hard drive..?
>>673451760
Absolutely nothing. I do not save any sort of media on my hard drive, especially if it came from 4chan.
>>673451120
>>673445400
so creepy, but she is so hot..im confused.....
>>673452021
Not even rare Pepes? How do you shitpost?
>>673452441
I do not post much on 4chan. This is my second thread ever created. I am not new though, I lurk a lot.
>>673448098
anal prolapse
>>673445716
Fuck sake, time to shave your head...
>>673452021
you're weird
do worms count?
Anybody mind posting the dog with guinea worms? I left it on my old computer.
>>673448904
>>673449906
bears are cute
>>673452869
You have the audacity to call me weird? Just retrospect on all the posts you made on just this thread, but I am the weird one. WOW. 4chan really is a magical place.
>>673453450
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
>>673453450
my posts are all perfectly normal posts posted by a well adjusted individual that blends well with society and isn't an autistic sperglord at all
>>673453922
You've entered the wrong room motherfucker
>>673454037
Ok, bud. Whatever helps you not fall into crippling depression.
Don't forget to vote!!
http://strawpoll.me/7056124
>>673454037
Also, just noticed the file name. Did you have that already saved or did you just rename it to insult me?