>>673426427
burmp

>>673426427
ok here the gig can internet reach me in this cell if i use wifi? is there a power outlet?

if yes to both this question shit is easy done

Replace the word "cell" with "cubicle", eliminate the obvious references to a jail, and make the salary smaller and the job less secure, and you pretty much have an American corporate workplace.

I pack a sleeping bag and get 8 very peaceful hours of sleep 5 days a week while getting all the money I need to enjoy the rest of my life on the outside.

>>673426427
What's the pay for that?

>>673427075
Win

>>673427075
Win

Fill that box with a bunch of weed and seed and every day use that libo period to run outside and check the plants.

Has to be a feasible number, does this mean you basically get infinite money? I've never been paid over minimum wage so $10/hr wouldn't really be worth it.

And besides, money is only a means to spend your time however you want it. But if you're saying that I will basically get millions of dollars a months than no shit would I take the job.

I would probably just reschedule my life to where when I go to work, that's when I go to bed. If the box is the size of a microwave you could probably fit some sort of compacting foam mattress similar to what backpackers use.

So with this technique basically you would spend every WAKING hour doing whatever the fuck you want and get paid massive amounts of money to sleep

Obviously a blanket to sleep and maybe a tablet for netflix. This sounds like a sweet fucking deal

>>673427075
>>673427905
exactly

1 fleshlight, 1 Sears catalogue, 1 bottle of grape soda.

I sleep at least 8 hours a day anyway, might as well sleep there and get paid for it, then go do what ever the fuck I want when I am awake

>>673428278
Nig detected

>>673426740
No power outlet, and if you choose to bring a cellphone or anything with wifi capabilities, all it can access is 8-12 random wifi connections for businesses nearby, but it is unknown if they are encrypted or not. Some days you might get lucky.

>>673427325
Let's call it just short of 7 figures a year.

>>673427753
Why grow weed when you can buy all the weed you want with the salary?

>>673427933
Careful, where are you gonna get your WiFi connection?

>>673427905
You take the deal but 4 months in you begin to develop serious back deformities from sleeping in a sleeping bag on a concrete floor.

>>673428501
See above.

>>673427075
See above.

>>673426427
I'd fill my box with blankets and pillows, vacuum packed to fit in the box, to lay on and a laptop or tablet, some sodas and a big bag of peanuts

>>673428763
>deformities from sleeping in a sleeping bag on a concrete floor.
that wouldn't happen

Bring some books and a cushion, maybe a handheld, plus some water and that sounds great.

I could swap in a sleeping bag and my phone for lazy days when I wanna nap and listen to audio books.

>>673428763
Maybe you missed the part where I said that you fit the small backpacking pad in the microwave sized box.

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>>673428873

>>673428873
Do it, why the fuck should we care?

>>673428919
Neither would an offer the likes of OP's

>>673426427
a few of the best cd's i've got, pc, some movies, a blanket and some food.

>>673429208
anon makes a very good point

>>673429007
Didn't read that correctly but yeah I'll let that fly. No deformities for you anon.

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>>673426427

depends on the pay faggot. I get paid $149/hour now and I get to do what the fuck I want pretty much all day long.

so if it paid twice that? three times that?

Yeah, I could do it. It would just be tetris and /b/ all day every day. which is pretty much what I do now.

>inb4 hurr bullshit durr. biotech sales. a few good sales a year and I'm rich /b/yatch. rest of the time I fuck off.

>>673426427
hi that is my job

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>>673426427
I can do WHATEVER i please in my 4 hours out?

>>673427905
>I've never been paid over minimum wage

you should try the $149/hour I make. I highly recommend it.

>inb4

>>673426427
that's a cell from Alcatraz

Something like a pillow to sit on and a good book or two. Maybe headphones and a player too. Entertainment that I get paid for.

>>673429581
Read that again, I said you can do whatever you please in the 30 minute time span given to you after 4 hours in the cell, every day. You have to return to the cell after the 30 minutes.

>>673429691

we got us a real live sherlock holmes here.

I'd pack in some textbooks and spend the morning working on my Ph.D. In feminist studies. In the afternoons I'd do charity work benefiting children in Africa.

>>673426427
Interesting. an eReader, tablet loaded up with games and Netflix in case I can swing wi-fi. Air mattress wouldn't take too much room. Maybe some pharmaceuticals if I just want to zone out for a couple of hours.

>>673426427
>what are books

>>673429665
That's twice in this thread you've mentioned your salary.

>small penis

>>673428763
Assuming somehow I do develop some back issues from sleeping on a nice sleeping bag on the concrete which wouldn't happen, every day I bring a block of foam. I leave the foam in the cell and piece it together over my time there until I'm in a lovely padded cell, and I use my massive amounts of money to find a good chiropractor.

>>673429665
How is the gaynporn business these days, anyway?

>>673429489
4chan and Tetris on that money? Money obviously can't buy you a real life you fucking loser. Kill yourself.

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>>673427075
Win.
OP = raped.

>>673429938
If you wanna read books 8 hours a day for 10 years, have at it. You don't think that would drive a man insane?

>>673428763
Can I bring a blow-up chair ?
If yes, all I need is an x260 thinkpad and I can basically do whatever I normally do.

>>673430237
No. I read a lot of books. You should try it.

>>673429944
>>>673429665 (You)
>That's twice in this thread you've mentioned your salary.
>>small penis

nice dubdubs

meh, it's ok. 6.5"

One of those inflatable armchairs, phone with music and games, a tennis ball, couple joints and chalk so I can draw friends

>>673429665
You can't even pull off a satanic trips. Fucking yourself faggot.

>>673430167

word

I do real things when the wife is home. we're going to dinner and a play with friends tonight, for instance

>>673430418
>and chalk so I can draw friends
>kek

>>673428873
>Actually has the same laptop model as me
Holy fuck

>>673426427

Stay up all night doing whatever, take an air mattress into the cell and sleep for 8 hours.

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>>673430482
>>>673429665 (You)
>You can't even pull off a satanic trips. Fucking yourself faggot.

I've retired from trips after this epic satanic trips GET of all times

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>>673430839

OK, I lie. there was this one since.

>>673428763
>back deformities
Go in with an air mattress. Wrap it tight, inflate it when you get there. Air mattress is the king of poor man's sleep.

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>>673430839
You're all faggots.

>>673426427
Inflatable air bed, blanket, alarm clock.

>>673426427

I bring in a blow-up sex doll.

Inflate, fuck for 20 seconds, cum then sleep for the rest of the 7 3/4 hours.

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Weights

>>673429665
Is your name Martin Shkreli?

>>673431068

pure random luck. see my precalled satanic trips above. that is talent. >>673430839

>>673429855
If I want to "Fly around the world like superman and bang OP's little sister without consequence" every day for 30 minutes, I can?

When I get bored, I can spend my 30 minutes as "Make whoever runs this situation pay me for 10 years immediately" then quit.

>>673431272
Oh and even if it's during the day, I worked nights for years so I know I could handle that shit. Early retirement here I come.

>>673431530

haha no, but I know him.

He makes about 100 times what I make per year.

for the math challenged, I make about $300,000 per year. Skrelli brings in $30 million easy, the faggot. or used to.

149/hour
>works for 30 min a week for a total of $70 per week

Sounds like OP is a Bernie Sanders supporter. Only a freeloading faggot would think of such a post.

>>673426427
are you forced to stay in the cell for the 4 hour intervals? For instance if i had a family emergency could i leave? if so what would be the negatives of leaving, the physiological effects of knowing you can't leave said cell would make this deal far worse.

>>673431751
>>673431546

>but I know him

want his personal email address?

>>673427075
nice one

Just take in some paper and pens and draw all day. Even if I'm not allowed to keep the drawings it's great practice :)

>>673431883

mshkreli2

>>673431444
checked

>>673432097

at the place with the yodeler

>>673432069
shut the fuck up you smiley faced faggot

everyone claiming sleeping bag probably doesn't realize that it would be very difficult to shove a full sized sleeping bag into a box the size of a microwave. Also on a concrete ground it would not provide nearly the cushion you think, it would be very uncomfortable.

>>673428873
don't, you have /b/, stfu and enjoy it

>>673432176

true story

>>673430237
Yeah it sounds like you don't really read. I think that would be the fucking life. During the summer when I have the time, I easily spend a couple hours everyday reading

>>673432193

Sorry! :) I hope you enjoy the rest of your day :)

>>673432193
>>673432442
samefag

This is basically what I do now lol

>>673426427
A box full of DMt, peyote, and lsd. Meditate every day for 8 hours a day? at the end leave a full on monk with the answer to life and a bank full of money. sounds good to me.

>>673428873
>402)
If I lived in Nebraska I'd kill myself too.

>>673432666
I wouldn't include peyote in there, but yeah deems & L would be manageable in there

No, I am happy with my life at the moment and I'm not desperate for a lot of money.
Ten years is just way too long for me.

If this 'job' paid so well I bet you could find some really comfortable tiny collapsible folding camp chair or camping sleep pad etc, and if you were a creative type you could bring your laptop with photoshop etc and have a ball in your autism chamber all day

I'd either take a gameboy and just play Pokémon like I used to when I was a kid, or just sleep, of course I'd do it

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check em

>implying I have a job
Lol plebs

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This and my laptop

Take a text book and actually learn some shit

>>673426427
thats an easy one,
heroin.....id bring heroin. Then id get paid to nod out all day and with a salary that large i could afford it.

Fill the box with weed a playstation vita and snacks...done deal

A hammock, a cordless drill, lagbolts, and some fuckin nyquill

>>673433543
how is that any different from your life now op?
be honest.

>>673433885
Minus the wife ;)

Do it in a heartbeat. Water, 5 pre rolled joints, a lighter, 2 sandwiches, full ipod nano. I do what i usually do, get high, drink water, eat food. Also would have phone with porno downloaded so i can stroke donger.

>>673426427
13" gaming laptop (if doesn't fit, 11.5")
and
a 4g USB modem

Boredom is one of the best friends of imagination. I'd bring some food and water, sketchpad, notebook and many leads for my tech pen. I'd be designing something brilliant rather than be stuck in this middle of the road day job.

>>673434872
You don't have switches in a cell, fucking moron...

>>673435709
Switches?

can you switch out the stuff in the box, or does it have to be the same every day?

A mature adult knows that even on 4chan you are respectful! That you take others feelings into account. Check yourself little girl. And as for your manners. Well manners matter everywhere! 4chan is real world miss. Your replies reflect you as a person. You need to grow up and fast. You think you are entitled to behave anyway you like, to sling respect to others only if they give it to you. It don't work that way. You give respect until someone gives you a legitimate reason to take it away. You keep calling it trivial because you fail to understand the very real issue. You are an entitled selfish spoiled little brat who thinks she should have her own way. Wrong!!! Wake up call!!! It don't work that way!!! If you were raised the way I was you would understand that no matter where you are, no matter where you say things (4chan included) you present yourself the way you want to be seen. But obviously you wish to be seen as a disrespectful, spiteful, uneducated, whiney, cantankerous little brat child. So I'll allow you that. Words fall upon deaf ears as they say. And I must say, you are one of the most incorrigible people I've ever had the displeasure to speak with. The amount of self-entitlement that your words reak of is tremendous. It's sickening. And I would love for you to say these things to my face little girl. I'll bet you're such a hardass that you'd tell your own mother and father to go fuck themselves am I right?

>>673428873
He said in every thread.

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>>673435709

thefuckyoutalkingabout willis?