>>673424014
>be me
>be britfag
>wake up, read my daily Quran passage
>"thank you allah for the superior muslims"
>walk outside
>see my mom getting raped by two muslim gods
All is good

>>673424014
>be me
>Brazilian
>go outside
>get shot

>Be me
>Be African
>Lions chase me everyday
>After lion chase we do binga bonga wonga dance with tribe
>After dance stick head up cow's butthole
>tastegood.jpg

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>be me in Vermont
>literally 3rd world country of the US

>>673424437
>be me, also britfag
>walk outside
>see some refugees with AKs and an RPG getting head from the police and local councillors.
>see a man getting arrested for carrying a 3" legal knife in his pocket
>"it's concealed and that's illegal"
>see a man getting arrested for carrying another legal knife taped to his chest
>"you're carrying it in a threatening way"
>see a woman punch the shit of her bf
>police applauding her independence
>arrest her bf
>"you must have been abusive to provoke that abusive reaction"
>go to get visa to gtfo of this sinking ship of shit

>Be from Cali
>Bro, I smoke weed
>Bro, I surf
>Bro, I'm a total d-bag

>>673424585
>>673425390

kek

Hmmm

Poef.

Shit

Hmmm

>be me
>be portufag
>elect shit corrupt politicians to rule my country
>Adolf Merkel says portugaland need stop producing
>corrupt idiotic portuguend politicians bend knees and suck hitlers swastikal shaped cock
>suddenly country in 130% debt
>because no production
>politicians say its the people living above their possibilities
>me so dumb I believ
>get fucked in anushole by austerity
>to no avail
>its ok, mother merkel only wants whats best for yurope

> be me
> be white American male
> work hard job
> train to get better job
> get thrust from child to middle class
> get motivated because used to poor
> work harder
> realize i could have been lazy fuck
> realize i could have gone to school
> realize im oppressing women and pocs just by working hard
> realize my work makes rich men richer
> realize poor fags want my money too
> if Bernie wins Im selling my house and never working again
> FUCK ENTITLED AMERICAN WELFARE RECIPIENTS

>>673424014
Good job going to college and getting a stupid degree that won't get you a job, and taking out crippling student loans to do it.

I hope you never pay the debt off and you end up eating the business end of a pistol.

You fucking faggot.

>>673426388
>Unkind post

>>673424014

>be me
>be german
>be tidy
>be hard working
>be punctual
>be stoic
>be humourless
>tell joke
>nobody laughs
>Reboot my Prussian virtues
>Continue with life

>Be Estonian
>want be part of Nord
>Finland laughs at me
>drink vodka crying into potatoes

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>be me
>be dutchfag
>fking germans come back each summer
>yearly world war
>fat-bellied germans dig holes in our beach like fat american niggers dig their dicks in white american women
>hate germans for this
>germans ruin our beautiful beaches
>this is my biggest struggle
>cuz The Netherlands ftw
>great social security
>great healthcare
>great education
>great infrastructure
>scientifically proven to have the happiest children in any country in the world
>average dutchman is trilingual
>nation white hobbies: hating on germans and laughing at american cucks at the other side of the great puddle

>>673426388
>land of the free
>"you stupid fuck taking a stupid degree that you like that has no market"
>I hope I see you dead for expressing your freedom of will/speech
That's all folks!

>>673426635

>be Germanfag
>hear someone joke that Germans lack a sense of humour
>do not find joke amusing

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>be me
>be australian
>have to sing my school song once a week
>told australia is pretty cool
>talk about native rights
>see an aboriginal once when get lost in bad part of town and never again
>break my arm
>pay a hundred bucks or so to get fixed
>go to uni
>government pays for it and gives me $500 a fortnight while I'm studying.
>get $20 an hour as a waiter while I'm studying
>get good job
>pay back my government by giving extra 2% in tax
>don't really notice and go to beach everyday after work
>have beer
>go travelling the world
>everyone loves Aussie
>avoid the UK because it's shit
>see how good my country really is
>see some rednecks talking about refugees coming to take my job
>refugees can't read or write
>wonder what kind of shitty job people must have to be scared of illiterates taking it
>have a refugee taxi driver
>he can't stop smiling and saying thank you
>doesn't self destruct or rape my girlfriend
>I see minorities in poor suburbs and on train
>Asian chicks are hot
>hear about how messed up the world is
>go to beach
>have some beer

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>>673427474

>germanfag here,
>MFW when I come over to get drunk, dig holes, and defecate all over your beaches in the sommer.

>be Swedish
>durrka drukka clack clack click clack durka duurr

>>673428218
truer, wiser words have yet to be spoken

>be Welshfag
>using my yearly two minutes of the country's one computer
>it's someone else's turn now

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>>673424014
Yuropoor detected

>>673428086
>Be other germanfag
>Semantically understands, but does not compute the joke in 2nd order form.

>>673426327
By "entitled welfare recipients," I hope you mean corporations...

Cost of welfare (TANF) program to the average tax payer: $64

Cost of corporate welfare to the average taxpayer: $4300

Protip: you're mad at the wrong people, and that's just how the elites want it.

>>673428218
Fair dinkum

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>>673429202

>be Amerifag
>go on amusing thread
>see someone mention politics
>immediately take everything seriously

>>673424014
We'd be better off if the pakis and poles had to pledge allegiance 2bf

>>673424014

>be me
>be caucasian hetrosexual male.
>be privileged

>>673428866
Well, double dubs. At least you got good use of your two minutes, Welshfag.

Cya next year!

>>673429503
>took half of your sign
If you trading me free college and healthcare for half of my sign, I'm not complaining.

>>673429503
Its because things are so out of control right now that the average american is triggered easily these days. Its so bad that the anonymous/humanity party is starting to seem like a good option.

>>673428218
Fuck you crocodile nigger

>be redditor
>pretend I care about the poor and minorities
>keep donating my allowances to sanders
>mommy and daddy think i'm such an activist

>>673424014
Why are you blaming America for being a loser?

>>673429202
>The elites
Oh the resentment + the daddy issues...

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>>673430256
senpai we're doing countries

>>673424014
Welcome to 1984

>>673425127
You sound pretty sheltered anon. In many other places a nigger would have straight up stolen that chicken and fried it.

>>673430456
Fantastic.

>>673429961

>Vermin Supreme 2016
>I want my goddamn pony

>be me
>from Philly
>walk outside
>see neighbor's house getting broken into
>ignore
>homeless nigger asks for change
>ignore
>ride bike down the street for a greasy cheesesteak
>"steak whiz wit"
>get order
>homeless nigger steals my order
>homeless nigger steals my bike
>I take public transportation for 40 mins to get to work
>train gets shot
>conductor gets shot
>I get shot
>pregnant Latina next to me loots my wallet

>>673429880
Dworry, you will pay me 3x more taxes later. And i'll be right there to pepper spray you when you complain about it.

>>673424014
https://togethertube.com/rooms/5f00223e-a8d4-42fd-b748-4139b844efe3

>>673428218
If you're really unconcerned about muslims being brought to your country, you're a fucking idiot. You can kiss all your nice things goodbye.

>>673429202
gibme dat confirmed

>>673429880
>free college
>not realizing this will mean going to school with 90% blacks and illegals and having the shittiest professors
ffs

>be me
>canadian
>ride my moose into the forest to chop some wood everyday
>Eat nothing but bacon and maple syrup
>All is good

>>673430670
there are only 3 in the entire state and they are all in jail for selling drugs.

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>>673430764
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>673431397
better than no college and getting raped by niggers on the street

>>673431397
>implying they can pass the tests to qualify for college

>>673431126
How the fuck does that make him a "gibme dat"? Are you really going to white knight for scumbag corporations? They are the ones taking your money, fag, be mad at them.

>>673431595
It's the same thing as no college, and niggers are still going to be raping, except now it will be in free college dorms

>>673431673
dems will probably eliminate those for being racist

>>673431850
>but don't be mad at the lazy blacks and illegals that are taking your money. It's less!

>>673431897
major in science
niggers wont understant that and rape themselves in confusion

ITT underage faggots act like they are cultured and understand geopolitics.

>>673432057
Tax dollars are not your money, faggot.

>be me
>syrian
>fucking corrput goverment fighting isis
>fukcing american drones bombing my village
>fucking turkey assholes shelling too
>even the shitty russians
>but OP complains about having college education and food,
>fml

>>673432234
kek

>>673432160
If college is being paid for by the government, what makes you think the gov won't have a say in what you major in?

>>673431023
Nope. Doesn't worry me In the least. We have too much of a person's identity for a bunch of Muslims to do Fuck all.

You're just another paranoid alarmist who lives like the world is ending constantly.

Don't worry about it mate. Just have a beer and relax, you'll realize how end of day Muslim, Christian, Jew all they really wanna do is make sandwiches, have fun with mates and live a good life.

>>673432231
literally the dumbest statement on the entire board right now

>>673432057
>Major corps taking thousands from you yearly
>Old lady down the street taking $50 yearly for food stamps

Holy fuck you're stupid.

>>673432333
check'd
get free college before the feminazis/niggers ruin it

>>673430456
Can't tell if same girl in different poses, or just Asians.

>>673432234
Bad times ahead friend. Maybe no computer. Maybe no home.

>>673432369
You're nothing but an ignorant retard. Funny how you have to make up a fantasy life on the internet to make yourself feel better.

>Be Canadian
>Eh
>aboot
>south park

>>673432057
No "lazy blacks and illegals" are taking shit from you. You're shit-shoveler's check can't even pay for your trailer, you think it will pay for anyone else?

>>673426388
I have an excellent job
>avoid drugs, graduate HS
>join USN
>qualify for slot with CivLand marketable skills
>gtfo of Navy
>veteran experience is respected
>cool, well paying jobs ever after
Feels good man

>>673424014
>go to collage
faggot

>>673432432
yeah, you just keep avoiding reality and feeling facts buddy

>>673432548
>>>673432234 (You)
>Bad times ahead friend. Maybe no computer. Maybe no home.
We try go to bulgaria if the greekfags dont stop us. Wish us luck. made boat from old inner tubes.

>>673429202
Found the nigger

>>673432648
lol, and then there's this buttmad retard and his strawmen.... just stop posting now kid

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>>673432728
tfw when made up bullshit is better than facts

>>673432409
It's true. Tax dollars do not belong to you. They belong to the people who worked for them. Kill yourself.

>>673432409
technically isn't wrong. Only tax money you own is if you overpay. Once upon a time when politicians actually worked for the people it was the peoples money. That system has been dead for years.

>>673432614
Lol, k mate.

>>673432648
looks like we found the nigger

be me
be danish
be okay

>>673426388
Loan forgiveness after 20 yrs. Tell your mom thanks for the taxes.

>>673432728
How the fuck is this avoiding reality? It is literally truth. Show proof how welfare is bankrupting the country you over emotional faggot.

>>673433009
looks like we found a redneck faggot who's more inbred than a sandwich

>>673433195
lol, and now look, the nigger is mad because he got BTFO

>>673433009
>we
how many live in your mom's basement anon?
It's just you faggot
you you you you you
there is no "we"

>>673433190
>whaaaa muh welfare is going bye bye and I'm upset

>>673430456
The fucking Japons do the best implants!

>>673433195
Heh

>>673426635


>Reboot my Prussian values

THIS

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>>673424014
>be me
>Swede
>Long rainy ass winter cuz global warming
>Finally fucking spring, birds chirping
>Go outside
>Surprise snow
>Get eaten by polar bear
>Ohwellatleastheatethemuslimaswell
>mfw

>>673428218
>dont really notice
ive never had an australian not bitch about the price of something in a 10 minute conversation.

>>673432847
>>673433009
>Say something you find disagreeable

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGUR FOUND THE NIGGAR TRUMP BUILD THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL

Jesus fuck you people are worse than animals.

>>673433286
>durr hurr nigger
>durr hurr-hurr hurr hur
grow up faggot

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>>673433286
not the same person

>>673432957
>work for money
>that doesn't belong to you

hahaha, and this is why the dems aren't going to be holding many elected positions for a very long time

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>>673432548

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>>673433591

>>673433389
sorry, apparently you think you're on reddit

>>673431673
The standards are lowered for them. (And raised for azns)

>>673433391
Your beloved corporations are the ones accepting the welfare

Pro tip: You're not in the club.

>>673433540
>>673433563
BWHAHAHAHA look at these mad little snowflakes. Whaaaaa where's muh hugbox whaaaaaa

>>673433692
no actually I'm on /b/ and I'm handing you your ass /pol/ faggot

>>673433582
>he doesn't understand taxes

They are a financial charge by the Gov.

>>673433878
>durr hurr-hurr niggers
>i'z so excited
>durr
how's 8th grade?

>be me
>be from Balkan
>literally the best food in the universe
>that's it
>actually, it's not; fuck the France and Sweden

>>673433915
>I'm handing you your ass
>muh fantasies are facts

lol, just STFU you stupid nigger

>>673433582
All civilized societies take tax dollars for public services. Yes, this includes Murga. It is not your money. If you want to pay zero taxes move to sub Saharan Africa.

>>673434131
>facts
>thinking posters who disagree with them are niggers

k

>>673434077
Your not even making sense anymore faglord

>>673432545
kek

>>673434233
You're clearly a nigger. Or at least as stupid as one.

>>673433878
How is 4th grade treating you, little man?

>>673434392
>ignores facts
>calls other posters niggers

k

>>673434270
>durr i kin smell niggers
>theres one
>durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>673434392
lmao is that all you know how to say.

>NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRR
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>673434398
Apparently you're so underage that you still think about life in terms of school grades.

reported for underage faggotry

stay mad you dumb little shit

>be me
>be australian
>wake up in the morning covered in mosquitos
>get in my jeep and drive down the wrong side of the road to the convenient store
>buy a tub of vegemite for the day and head to the pub to see my mates
>sit around and drink gasoline with my mates
>get mugged and beaten up by a kangaroo

>>673434628
Aww, you're so emotional. It's adorable.

>>673434477
>>673434556
>>673434612

hahaha, look at all these sheltered nigger loving faggots. stay cucked kids.

>>673434392
you are so far the best reason as to why posters should have to have a license to post here.

>>673428218
>wonder what kind of shitty job people must have to be scared of illiterates taking it
Thats why people are scared. Jobs are handed out to them like a nice try medal and then suddenly life is annoying as fuck because you have stupid people all over the place.

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>>673434628
mfw
>reported

>>673434796
>Calls others sheltered
>Calls anyone who disagrees with him a nigger

lol, k

>>673434775
I'll just take that weak little whimper as your concession speech. Enjoy killing yourself when Trump is elected and nobody will listen to you whine anymore.

>>673434796
keep ignoring those facts Trump Humper
yeah must be black people's fault>>673429202

>>673434982
How many times are you going to post like a faggot?

>>673434796
>kids.
and how old the fuck are you gramps
doesn't it piss you off this country's getting more liberal not less?

>be on chinese facebook frog posting site
>looking for funneh country thread
>get triggered when someone brings up politics i don't agree with
>start calling everyone faggot and nigger to show how edgy I am when I am loosing the debate
>XDDDDddddddd

>>673431397
This. In France, public colleges are free, and it's a they're shit

>>673435083
how many times are you going to have your ass handed to you Trump Humper

>>673435005
You keep ignoring the fact that Trump is winning and you're getting BTFO

>>673431441
you forgot the part where you drink ice wine.

>>673435138
>implying you've attended college, free or otherwise

>>673427027
We still have a special place in our hearts for you, live strong stonian brethren <3

>>673435098
>this country's getting more liberal not less
>muh feels make it true

>>673434984
lmao Trump voter detected. Now how did I know?

>>673435098
>I'm getting cucked
>I think it's awesome

lol

>>673424437
Kek'd

>Be me
>Be Australian
>Go down to the pub
Sorry cunts can't finish the rest of the story just went over me 56kb a month data plan.
Maybe next month.

>>673435208
I don't care about Trump

you can't handle the information being posted in
>>673429202
you're a fucking 1% knobgobbler

>>673435083
How many times are you going to burp the word "nigger!" when someone disagrees with you.

>>673435296
Actually it's called measurable history

if we had Sanders' Free Education maybe you could take a proper course in it

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>>673431023
Why are you so afraid of them little man?

>>673425127
You in Burlington you faggot?

>>673435359
Except I didn't say that.

I said how does it feel to be powerless as people Not You make decisions that move this country into a progressive multicultural direction?

>>673435296
No, but reality does.