I'm like Dexter becuz i fite for justice

Scott Pilgrim. I do nothing productive all day, and have wildly crazy dreams.

Because let's be fucking honest, there's no way that the shit that went down actually happened.

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>>673273896
Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma

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100% Roy

>>673275254
>implying vegan police aren't real

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Everyone says I look like him cause I'm white with an afro (I'm biracial though) and I sound like him.

>>673276782
You sound like you're retarded?

>>673276883
Yeah as I imagine at least half of the people on here posting people they wish they were and not who they actually think they're like.

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>>673273896
bloodthumb the headgehog he fighted a bully (fuck u joordan im not gay) and killed him only used this thumbb

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>>673273896
without the medical degree, or nearly the level of poon he gets on this show

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>>673277241
Kek

Check out my music download it
www.datpiff.com/Ronnie-Scholarship-Long-Story-Short-mixtape.759661

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I don't go outside if I don't have to.

I identify as a more attractive George Cistanza

That big nigger from The Green Mile.

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cannibalism is interesting to me, so is psychology and the human mind

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Rustin Chole

The pussy main guy from Love.

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>>673273896

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>>673279673
But he's dead

>>673277525
SO a realistic JD?

>673279999
nice quints dude

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Me everyday

Andy Dwyer tbh. Probably not so smart but all I really want in life is happiness and dogs. Also pretty swole now.

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Not saying sherlock because I'm smart, I'm anything but that, I'm just a manipulative sociopath

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>>673273896

>>673281090
>I'm just a manipulative sociopath
No you are not. Chances are much greater that you are just a huge faggot who thinks that you are a manipulative sociopath.

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>>673282547
this
fucking cringy faggots

>>673278947
Both are interesting but that doesn't make you a psychopathic Lithuanian serial killer.

>>673273896
Tony Soprano.
Panic attacks, criminal, bitch for a mother, overweight, surrounded by idiots.

>>673281090
Don't cut yourself on that edge. Also how is middle school?

>>673279827
>a grinch
>a

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>>673281090
>I'm just a manipulative sociopath

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I'm as awkward as this guy

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>>673279999
CHEK'D, LIEUTENANT DAN!

Fuckin Walter Jr, love me some breakfast

>>673273896
But i really feel like I relate to Dexter a lot. Not because I kill people. Or am good at blood stuff. But because he feels that there are huge parts of his life he can't share. Also, feels as if maybe he was understood a bit better he wouldn't be where he is now

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>>673273896
The gunslinger from the dark tower series, my life in a nutshell.

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Unfortunately

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>>673273896
Not even going to kid myself

>>673279999
NICE NUMBERS LIEUTENANT DAN!

>>673279999
You ain't got no legs.

>>673279999
check em

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Deep down I know I'm the star with the big dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos

>>673282842
Excessively bipolar?

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>>673283619
This is me.

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Eric Cartman

>>673283619
Fucking really?

IM LIEK DA GOVERNUR FRUM DUH WALCKING DEED.

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This bitch was pretty spot on personality wise

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Bullet Tooth Tony

>>673281090
I didn't know this was a cringe thread

>>673284493
Indeed...Eric is a fat small version of me.

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Dante, cause im not even supposed to be here today

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I identify as a gayer but blacker version of the black allstate insurance dude.

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>>673281090
I pledge to the edge.

>>673284500
Dean right

>>673275493
Pretty sure this is 90% of /b/

>>673285532
is it cause no one cares what youre talking about ?

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No, I'm not blind, and I'm not a chick.

>really chill
>cool with anyone
>don't mind being alone
>had one friend in school who leaned on me a lot
>hold anger in until it bursts on someone who doesn't deserve it

>>673285846
I don't know how anyone can be like that guy

>>673283092
everybody loves Kenneth though.

>>673285348
you fucking wish m8

>>673284493
>>673285421
so you're spoiled pussies who scream for mom (who happens to be the town slut) every time something goes wrong

>>673286388
yes

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minus the horse cock

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Except less of a derp in matters concerning Zeds. Also not married, no kids, probably way less game. Better taste in women though, holy mcdicks... Also PD, not SO.

>>673286388
Why would you go and tell everyone my life story anon?

>>673286388
pretty much yea

>>673286379
lol don't be jelly

>quite unbecoming

>>673287069
this post just made it pretty clear you are not Bullet Tooth Tony brah

According to Meyers Briggs personality Test, Iroh from The Last Airbender except kind of a way bigger scum bag

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>>673273896
4 lyfe

>>673287312
god damn you are really upset by this.

>quite unbecoming

>>673287554
I like to think this is me too, but there's no chance I'm as cool as him.

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>>673273896

>>673287639
only as upset as you are by me replying


>slight nun be cumming

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>>673273896
>>673273896

>>673287947
this is most of /b/ except in the book he's the one that discovers how to kill white walkers and no one on /b/ has ever done anything that helpful to the world.

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>>673278911

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Survival hobbyist but I work a simple job. Been fucked around by my parents countless times and had my life ruined by them for a time. Stubborn and will always say "Don't tell me what I can't do." Even if I obviously can't do it.

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>>673288163
Really anon?

>>673288116
>he's the one that discovers how to kill white walkers
He discovered that they need this really rare expensive thing that no one knows how to make

OR they need this rare, expensive, and fragile thing to kill them that they don't have

the knowledge will probably die with Snow btw

>>673288668
yeah I'm very naive

>>673273896
Minus the badass fighting part, Spike Spiegel.

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>>673286822
Would you like to have bad taste in women?

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Except I'm not ancient, nor do I have a ton of money.

>>673288834
In the show yeah. In the book doesn't he gets credit for discovering it and actually gains a little respect? I could be wrong it's been a while since I read it.

>>673287696
Oh no, we could never be as cool as The Dude, anon. All we can do is try. Try to abide.

>>673281090
b8/8

>>673289201
sad thing is I don't think it's bait. I'm almost positive anon actually thought people would read that post and think he's cool as fuck.

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Because I am also just a floating head in half a suit. No but seriously, I'm just as funny.

>>673281090
2edgy4me

Are there any silver-tongued cowards with a drug problem who gave up on life? That's who I am

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>>673289003
I uhh... no... what?

I'm a lot like Finkle cause I'm really Einhorn

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>>673283619
>>673284457
Hey guys.

>>673289751
Same but I'm more of an Einhorn because I'm really Finkle.

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>>673288641

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>>673286774
Same minus the good looks and all the women

>>673290136
Drunk asshole?

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>>673289971
And Einhorn is a man......

>>673290136
so basically I'm a socially inept loser and you're a self centered asshole?

>>673290136
People speculate that you have autism?

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>>673289993
I was so fucking close.

>>673290499
Consolation dubs

>>673281090
you are just a special snowflake

>>673290499
dubs for your efforts

>>673273896
Dexter I love to kill but I kill for a good reason

>>673290753
queer

>>673290753
Money?

>>673290753
Dexter is a dumb ass show. What makes a psychopath/sociopath is that they can't differentiate between right and wrong or good and bad, so a sociopathic serial killer that only kills for good reason makes no sense.

>>673290917
kek

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melvin frohike

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>>673273896
My wife and I are literally lilly and Marshal. 99%. It only made the show even better.

Except I didn't go with the law school offers, I went grad school. Bug seriously that's me.


Other friends try to say I'm ruxin from the league, but I don't see it.

>Heisenberg probably gave me the idea to grow shrooms for a while

>>673291181
This. The book was the same way, except he kept referring to his "dark passenger" like some emo faggot who just found Marilyn Manson

>>673290505
The origin of the neckbeard

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Moon man.

>>673290882
Fuck you I am not a queer I'm a faggot thank you very much kind sir now please take a cactus and shove it up your ass than kill yourself you stupid jewniger

>>673291461
TWISTING NIGGERS HEAD OFF SINCE 1929

>>673291492
don't cut yourself on those reddit edges

>>673273896
Sheldon Cooper

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>>673273896
>Hiro Protagonist from the novel Snow Crash
>he's half Japanese, half black American
>in the real world, he's just a pizza deliverer, on Snow Crash's metaphor for the Internet (the Metaverse) he's a legend

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>>673273896
Dante, from Clerks.
>MFW I'm not even supposed to be here today!

>>673290917
Money what good does money do for me?

>>673291181
Ya u r right faggot

>>673277934
KEK, I'm sorry, anon.

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Eugene

>>673280513
Holy shit, is that Daryl Dixon? Does he die?

>>673291644
Awe you are worried about my health thank you so much now please go joke on you moms big thick cock

>>673280228

Good choice!

>>673291759
I guess money IS hard to use if you're retarded

>>673292067
no that's Carol Kixon, his ugly twin sister. Daryl totally makes it.

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Bronn

Bobby Hill

>>673292484
u fuckin wish

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Jeff Winger from Community. I put up a charming face, but am secretly suffering from crushing loneliness which I hide by being a smarmy smart-ass to anyone close to me. I too discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough I can make anything right or wrong. While everyone close to me eventually is driven away, contributing to my soul crushing loneliness, it is not due to my personality for some reason, but rather outside influences beyond control. I am also a functioning alcoholic

>>673273896
Notre jour viendra

Great movie bro.

>>673280228
They're all wrong on the inside!

>>673287801
You should make great use of your love for rope and kill yourself.

>>673292803
holy fuck dude that was cringe worthy.

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>>673273896

>>673292399
Hey I am only half retarded but no ik I am going to die someday so y should I care about money it's going to be useless to me when I am dead so again I ask what good is money

>>673291388
Enjoy your divorce.

>>673292803
Ha, gaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

>>673292963
Yeah. I cringe when I think about my own life too.
Fuck you by the way.

>>673290274
>>673290386
>>673290345
Uh yeah pretty much

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I am plank.

>>673285505
this made me laugh

>>673293479
your life isn't what is cringe worthy, that shitty post where you try to make yourself seem like a deep special snowflake is. Although I'm sure your life is cringe worthy too.

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>>673273896
Accurate representation... Just replace the keyboard with a guitar.

pretty much every character on Always Sunny. Except in real life people like me aren't amusing or funny to other people, just sad.

>>673291740
Did your girlfriend suck 19 dicks in a row?

>>673293083
Just kill yourself right now, save everyone from your cringey autism

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>>673277610
I know this feel

>>673293690
....Oh. Well-..... yeah. Okay then, yeah.

>>673294379
37 dude He's 37.

Aldo Raine from Inglorious Basterds

>>673293690
at least we admit it.

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>>673281090

>>673282546
Ayy lmao

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>>673294567
>Googling....
>...
>...
Yep, disregard that, I suck cocks.

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Slevin

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kowalski or travis bickle

in the quiet and love driving kind of way

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Just replace with a Texan accent and those weights with 75lbers. And there ya go.

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o k

>>673295182
holy fuck lol

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>>673282364
that really must be difficult
congrats on not kickin the bucket yet

I'm Dwight from the Office

>>673294991
i bet youre scared of your own shadow fagit. stop kidding youself

>>673294382
But y I like this thing we call life it kinda fun plus killing myself would mean that I commit myself to death and I don't want to commit myself to anyone or anything

>>673286185
shut up u blind idiot

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It was uncomfortably accurate.

>>673280156
>No, he's fictional. You're an idiot.

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I too always end up in situations I have no business being in

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>>673295511
whatever, check em

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William Miller from Almost Famous.

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>>673293303
She's a trust fund baby, so I literally will.

I'm thinking shoreline property on Chesapeake Bay. What do you think?

>never been a divorce in her family ever
>we are bros yet she's my ho
>traveled the world together, exotic and remote
>grew shrooms, did tons of shit, changed her
>she changed me
>I'm 23 and she's 24, and we're already doing it big.

Being guaranteed 3-6m $ when I came from nothing is a crazy concept. I'm incapable of not being Jewish.

>>673292067
No asswipe, that's Norman Reedus from a movie he did way back called "Pandorum." Good movie.

Holden Caufield

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Because I hold extreme views but everyone knows Im ultimately right

Ben Wyatt from parks and rec is a carbon copy of myself

>>673296163
>Hitler was a shit military leader and had shit politics, only thing he did well was public speaking

>>673291671
You're not even a legend on the internet.

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Even have a black friend in wheelchair

>>673296428
now youre just being silly anon

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>>673296163

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Fucking females is for poofs

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I can relate to Jaller alot

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Dr John Watson

>>673296469
But I am.

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>>673290753

>>673291648
mee too. anyone with assburgers really

>>673291181
If any of the faggots that say their like Dexter understood what was going on in that show that show they'd realize he isn't killing out of justice, he kills to fulfill the urge to kill and simply targets certain individuals because he's trying to pursue some sort of moral connection that he even admits he doesn't really feel. He just wants to be more "human" than he is capable of. It's a shame more people don't grasp the important concepts of artistic works..

You can come out of the closet. No one gives a fuck nowadays.

>>673296163
>Hitler a vegan, homosexual, highly superstitious, meth addict

>>673273896
Charlie from always sunny.

>>673296493
Be honest. Did you put him in it?

>>673296968
I never said I was without flaws.

>>673296992
Oh wait, come to think of it, I'm frank and charlie's lovechild.

>>673296618
He's the greatest man alive and ever lived and going to live

>>673296922
>It's a shame more people don't grasp the important concepts of artistic works

No, what is a shame is the showrunners decided to destroy the series with one of the worst seasons of any show ever along with an objectively stupid and terrible ending.

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Fuck Dexter, i'm just the creepy guy with the dirty jokes

>>673297107
Can't argue with that.

>>673297308
>30% of 4chan

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>>673273896
like everyone raised by narcissist
disregard shitty caption and file name

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blppKS-nz9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8xp8BQxftE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAR1I8FMO4

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>>673296968
>i believe everything i hear on da interwebz
yeah he was a nice guy, NOBODY would ever make shit up about em because they totally liked him

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Long hair
>checked

Looks like a faggot
>checked

A pathological liar
>checked

Hey this seems pretty accurate

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>>673296163

>>673296545
in what way am I wrong? If Hitler was a good military leader we would probably still be living under the Nazis.
>hmmmm who's the only country that poses any real threat to us? Russia? Let's invade them. And let's do it during the winter because history has shown that works out pretty well
Hitler was a manlet cuck that was insecure because some faggoty Jew told him his art was shitty and another Jew had railed his mom.

>>673281090

There'd nothing more cringe then a kid who thinks he's bad.

Manipulative sociopaths don't go around calling themselves such to impress folks on the internet Faggot.

You're just an edgy teen with mommy issues

>>673297155
So, you're a short, fat, nearly illiterate, rich person, who likes to live in squalor, eat cat food, shit the bed, write musicals, stalk a woman, and fuck whores?

>>673297529
but anon my 6 gorazillion