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2016-03-10 17:11:36 Post No. 673206769
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2016-03-10 17:11:36
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So there was this area-51 thread and it 404ed while i was typing this up. Some idiot wanted to crawl in with a ghillie. After some discussion i came up with an actual plan to get to look around a bit:
>disguise as retard
>really good disguise, as in get a bit fat, dress like a child, stupid hair etc.
>train acting retarded
>maybe observe actual retards and try to mimic them
>don't go way overboard, just show that you are basically a young child in your head
>"sneak" into area-51 like a retard would
>walk 500m next to the main road or something
>only have a small backpack with some binoculars, juicepacks and maybe a few more retard items
>get some distance inside and walk till you get caught
>act super scared, scream you don't want to get shot
>they detain you, not sure how to handle this
>they search you and find not much except your backpack with binoculars, juicepacks and busticket from somewhere quite a distance away
>and your spongebob wallet
>inside it are a few bucks, some fake retard badge and a note to call a certain number if you are in trouble
>they will call the number
>have your mom or some random older woman answer and act extremely worried
>have her say you just disappeared a few days ago and she's been worried sick
>you've been obsessed with area-51 for some time so she can understand why you would do this
>have her offer to drive and get you
>helpful officers say they will fly you out on the next plane
>they will take you to the airbase
>get some sneak peaks
>they are maybe even kind enough to show you some stuff if you have to wait for long
Thoughts?
