Waifu claiming thread 2.0The rules are very simple:Claim your waifuPost images of
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Waifu claiming thread 2.0
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu
>Post images of your waifu.
>Shit talk other waifus.
>Discuss stuff.
>Nothing too lewd. Save that for lewd hour
>Don't steal/impersonate.
>Have fun! It's mandatory
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
>Exception for Roseanon
Best husbando claimed.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Claimed
>>673073676
>>673073711
Where's 2.jpg?
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
You're quick on the draw Rubyanon!
Shitposting has changed.
And instant shitposting intensifies
Obligatory claim.
>>673073286
Don't mention it, bud.
Yeah, been jogging to try and feel better. Thanks for asking man, hope your day's been well.
>>673073407
Guess I'll just have to keep blushing than.
>>673073478
Alright man.
B E S T
Man, this shitpost spam..
>>673073679
>>673073705
>>673073717
>>673073735
>>673073813
>>673073855
>>673073878
>>673073909
>>673073916
>>673073943
Welcome back. Dont mind the cancer
>>673073855
>your quick
>words I dont want to hear from redheadqt3.14
>>673073993
Lmao nice
>Lmao nice
>>673073878
What's so different?
it does go fast doesnt it
>>673073527
Mizuki claimed
ah, this thread seems to be full of fun people
>>673074093
"time flies when you're a faggot"
>>673074082
The part where you enjoy yourself and don't do it out of hate.
Check um'
>>673073916
Glad I could please you hand-kun!
>still not gay
>>673074044
Kek.
If you hold her hand tight enough then she'll be the one who's quick
>don't rape her though
>unless she's into that
Imma go, maybe return on phone idk for now, cya guys tomorrow
>>673074112
hello there, enjoy the free spam.
>>673073993
>Ginko and his amazingly good Mushishi artwork.
Glad you're around again.
>>673073993
Still better than lewds, don't you think?
>>673073870
Thanks, cancerfriend.
>>673074279
Glad to always talk to ya.
>but of course
>>673074297
Can I have some?
>>673074292
See you man, be safe.
>>673074421
uguu desu desu desu
>>673074297
thanks, I will
Always fun to watch it, anons thinking they can destroy our thread
Even though this is next level spamthreading, I'll post again.
c l a i m e d
>>673074279
>Holding hands
L-l-lewd
>is it still rape if she says yes?
>thanks feminism
Also in mobile and headed out. I'll be responding slow right now
>>673074665
Lmao nice
>Lmao nice
>>673074044
Thanks again! Cancer? I don't see a thing apart from waifubros
>>673074292
cya!
>>673074517
I live in 'the' ghetto of my town so ill stay inside, ty for advice
>>673074044
Not like its the first tiime
>>673074292
Bye
>>673074297
Cant say no to that
>>673074715
maybe you could talk to people irl if you're going out
>>673073527
Just a friendly daily reminder, homosexuality is very common in individuals which are handicapped mentally, have a great day
>>673074421
>still better than lewds
Not at lewd hour
>>673074517
You're high on the list of people I like on this thread tbh
>Shoutout to Tats, Rubyanon and Rurianon.
>Shiroanon is making his way up
>>673074715
You never know.
She might be insane.
>don't get consent
Don't worry man, enjoy your meal!
>>673074715
Sorry, but I can't remember if it's Roseanon or Rubyanon who's a part of this ritual that we do
>image
>>673074715
>Holding hands
>nervous hands
>>673074792
I also live in the ghettos of this horrible state, I feel your pain man. Stay safe.
>>673074766
Day going well?
>>673074900
Lmao nice
>>673074517
I remember when /b/ was a place for intelligent conversation back before /a/ ruined it.
>>673074982
dude thats really insulting and hardcore words break bones
>>673075034
Lmao, nice.
Sylvie claimed
>>673075132
>before /a/ ruined it.
rude.
>>673074840
Kek
Who talks to Normie roasties anyways? Faggots do
>>673074989
>mfw I'm on that list
>mfw it's not FBI List
You guys are awesome too. These threads are just chill to be in
At first I thought you meant meal as in Redhead. Both still apply
>>673074989
Aww, thanks Stocking-kun. I really appreciate that.
>>673075132
I remember when intelligent was a place for /b/ conversation back before /b/ ruined kangaroos.
>>673073813
>>673074421
that's my waifu!
>>673075307
Lmao, quality
quality post
post right
right there
there if
if i
i might
might say
say so
so myself
>>673075014
Yeah, it's been a really comfy day. Some rain outside, a new book... I'm feeling even happy today. Btw, I hope jogging helps you feel better, drink plenty of water, it should help if your nose is blocked
>>673073916
Alright, let's go for it. This is the story of my life, a story I'm going to send to the person I love, just to try to change some things.
It's gonna be in two parts.
>Fingers crossed
This is the story about Red and Blue. Not the pokemon trainers, no, but two very different emotions.
What connects these two people is the weird relationship they have.
Red is completely in love with Blue. Since he knows him, his life has changed in unimaginable ways, for good. Everyday, Red is thankful for all the luck he has to know Blue. He wouldn't change him for nothing in this world, he idolizes him.
Blue is really kind, and he likes Red, just as a friend, but Red is okay with that.
At first, their relationship worked out. Red confessed his feelings to Blue, and Blue agreed to keep in touch as friends.
Everything was going smoothly, perfect. They used to see each other everyday and shared their own daily life experiences.
But paradise didn't last very long, and no one knows exactly when or why, things twisted. Blue started to disappear for days.
He explained that a lot things were happening in his life right now and that he was being a lot busier than before and couldn't find enough time to see Red.
Red understood that perfectly, and patiently gave Blue all the time he needed. Even so he still waited every single day for Blue to appear.
But Blue's vanishings became longer and longer. Red missed Blue a lot, and noticed that the distance between them was quickly growing, so he tried to ask him to see him at another time of the day, anytime, just to see him more. But nothing, there was no other time, apparently.
He tried to ask Blue to at least let him know when he would be back, after disappearing, just not to despair and wait for that day to come. But again, nothing, Blue never knew when he was going to disappear or when he was coming back, apparently.
>>673075845
Red was starting to be desperate, he knew the relationship wasn't working out, it was dying actually. And he started to think why could that be happening.
Maybe... Maybe Blue wasn't being completely honest with Red. He was not necessarily lying to him, just maybe... Blue didn't give the same importance to the relationship as Red did. Maybe he disappeared because he didn't want to spend his free time with Red, but then he always came back because he felt guilty with him. Maybe Blue wasn't mature enough to be completely honest with Red, to end for once with the relationship breaking Red's heart, and he didn't realise how much hurt he was causing, by extending it.
Red started to desire that honesty more than anything, he couldn't live with the doubt. Even if that honesty was the end of their relationship, he would accept it. If Blue was happier without him, he would accept it, because all Red wanted was Blue's happiness, above everything.
What was worse for Red was knowing that if he asked for honesty, he already knew what the answer would be. Another excuse. But even if all those excuses were true, their relationship was dying and he couldn't do anything about it.
Anything but crying, alone, waiting for Blue to show up.
Week after week, until the day he finally decides to disappear forever.
fin
>>673075707
lol i
am quite
glad u
enjoyed it
anime man
>>673075781
LMAAAOO NICE POST FAM
SMASH DAT MUFUHIN REPLY BUTTON LMAO
>>673075638
Are you fucking little bitch about me, what did you say? I have in my head of the Navy SEAL graduation, Al Quaeda, I know a lot of secrets to participate in raids, I will have to check more than 300 people. I am trained to war ape but I’m the best snipers in the entire United States military. You are nothing to me, but not another goal. Show my fucking word, like never seen before on this earth with a precision that will wipe out all sex with you. Over the internet, you are talking shit out of me, you think? Pups, think again. I spy across the U.S. We have a network of contacts within the secret and your IP is currently being tracked, so you can say the storm, the maggots are available. You pathetic little thing you call a life away storm. Are you fucking kid is dead. I can be anywhere at any time, seven more ways than I can kill you, and it’s just my bare hands. I have extensive training, unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I can be your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit you are using the full range of polished as well. You have your little “clever” comment is any divine retribution gohaetda tteuiryeo you down, but you know, maybe you will be held tongue fucking. But you, you stupid fuck you right now, the price did not have to pay. I will shit all your anger, thereby missing. You are dead, my dear, is fucking.
>>673075132
/b/ and intelligent conversation?
Huh, guess when I was 12, it seemed intelligent to me. Not so sure
>>673075377
>You guys are awesome
T-thanks, you too
>>673075377
Actually Kek'd at that comment.
Enjoy both your meals.
>you deserve them
>you're also on my FBI list
>>673075638
Don't worry about it hand-kun!
You're a great guy to talk to.
>>673075845
>>673075924
boo i hate it stfu
>>673074998
It's Rubyanon here. I forget who I am too sometimes
>>673076053
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
>>673075966
XD UPDOOT ME?!?!?!
>>673076158
nice selfie fellow memer lmao
>lmao
>>673076408
lmao only the creamiest amirite??
gosh that really hurt my feelings though :'''''((((
Claim'd
>>673075845
>>673075924
I-I might need tissues. Damn anon, just damn. I'm sorry man. If you need something, we are here
>>673075845
>>673075924
Sounds for me, Blue has depression and was shutting himself in and tried avoiding contact, because Blue was scared that he might hurt other friends feelings or is too much of a burden
And Red seems like some lovesick Guy who fell in love for the first time.
Red, you're reading too much into it. Most people are not "evil" or want to lie to you. Most of the time people lie because they don't want other people to worry
3000% done
fuck you
okay wow
motherfucker
>>673076037
You guys are the reason I even came to these threads. It's an oasis in the desert
>>673076040
Thanks man! I'll come back soon. Maybe 7ish if I'm lucky
See you guys in a bit!
>>673076863
I am surrounded by idiots
>>673076863
300000?!??
epick that is a high numbr
>>673076918
Temporary good bye
2cancer2quick
>>673076918
ikr
inbetween all the cancer some nice faggots are there.
See ya
Gona go to sleep for now,my head hurts and im geting tired of the shitposts. Bye everyone, see you all tomorow
>>673077081
>>673076999
>>673076863
>>673076610
>>673076408
This can't be real, This is ironic, right?
>>673075812
I'm glad to hear that! Yeah, it's been helping a little bit. Also been drinking water, no worries.
>Thanks for reminding me though.
>>673075977
>the maggots are available. You pathetic little thing you call a life away storm.
>my wrists
>>673076040
T-thanks Stocking-kun, you're a great guy to talk to as well.
>>673075845
>>673075924
Sounds like you need to move on from him, no point in obsessing over him if he's doing something like that. Love is a two way road, it's mutual. If he's going to act like that and make up excuses than you shouldn't bother.
>>673076918
See ya. Be safe now.
>>673077305
I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>673077275
Goodnight man, hope you sleep warm and well. Hope your head feels better as well.
>>673077305
The hammerhead
>>673076918
cya!
>>673077275
Good night!
>>673076658
Hey rei-kun!
>>673076918
I hope so!
I'll be waiting for you
>so will redhead
>>673077358
Never leave me hand-kun.
>never before have I loved a hand
disgusting
>>673076658
oooh, a trap, heya
You guys are pissing in your own watering hole.
Miho claimed
Hello everyone
>>673077960
well, why the fuck are you drinking it then?
>>673078034
I FUNNYYNYNYNYNYNNYNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>673077960
Hands don't piss, anon.
>>673077676
>never before have I loved a hand
>hand panic
>>673078032
Heyo Miho, hope you're doing well.
>>673078088
Because It didn't have piss in it a few seconds ago.
>>673078215
instead it had your fluid shit in it, right?
>>673078453
Everyone prefers there own brand.
>>673078214
Kind of. Just had to fix a water pipe that was under ground. So that was fun.
>>673078214
Don't run from your feelings hand-kun
>where'd everyone go?
>>673078553
*their
>anime
>/b/
claim as many as you'd like, friend.
Lmao nice
>Lmao nice
>>673078639
Sounds like work I wouldn't like to do...
>>673078639
Remember trying to fix a sink once and it I got covered in water.
>I didn't turn the pressure off or anything, I just jumped into it and got super soaked.
>hand was not happy
>>673078687
I'll crawl away from anything that requires me to feel emotion.
>Sleeping, walking, dying, or dead.
Claimed
>>673078032
Hey there, Miho.
Enjoy the cancer, please.
>>673074989
>Shoutout to Tats, Rubyanon and Rurianon
I knew I could trust you, Stockinganon
>Now you have another reason to NOT an hero!
>>673075640
Great taste friend
>but you're extremely late
>>673079055
STOLEN
>>673078906
Yeah work sucks.
>>673079045
Smart. It was our main from the street so we had to turn it off.
>>673079251
FUCKER
Still got my backup
>>673079516
jk brah i dropped banan u can have it back
>>673079045
B-but...
Emotions are what make us human
>>673079091
You've been with me since I first visited these threads!
You're a cool guy Rurianon, I trust you.
I'll never an hero if I have you guys
>I've been drinking a little
>this song came on and it suits the mood:
http://youtu.be/9EIB_qRbaoE
>Sorry but I fucking love this album
>>673080171
>I'll never an hero if I have you guys
gosh now this is kinda sad
>>673079502
Yeah, was a really good idea on my part. Ah, hope that went well at least. Hate working with pipes.
>>673080171
O-okay. If it means I can talk to ya I'll put my sociopathic hand tendencies aside.
Sure is alot of shit posters in here.
>>673080171
>implying humanity is good
Life is dark abyss to which there is only 1 escape.
>goes to cut himself and dye hair
>>673073527
>>673080171
Solid OST is solid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChjJEU8_szU
>>673080510
Hope you died it blue with black tips.
>>673080557
>>673080507
>>673080464
>>673080403
stop pretending your mai
Is it just me, or have there been more shit posters than normal?
Maya Fey claimed, boy.
this thread started off....oddly.
>>673080676
I was, but now that you had the same idea it's too mainstream.
>>673080691
why do you even come here if yah gonna make names for eachother
>>673080767
It's either the painkillers setting in or there really is more shitposting than usual.
>>673080510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2MaBBKdU80
>>673080357
Suiseiseki is the best rozen maiden character tbf
>>673080376
I appreciate it hand-kun.
I feel loved.
>>673080510
Shit that's deep.
>almost as deep as the slits on my wrists
>>673080612
Yes!
Definitely one of my top soundtracks from one of my top animes.
Could it get any better?
http://youtu.be/gL9qGAQVSGY
>why is this thread so full of shitposters?
>Stocking
>>673081159
>I feel loved.
Well you should, because the feeling's mutual.
>hand
wew
jews
