ITT: we post animal rekt/gore for the sole purpose of screening out newfags, tumblr-vermin, and other 00 agents.
neat
>>673026025
I love how they have the whole fucking seal to work with and they go for the eyes first...
>>673027524
Lot of vitamin and easy access.
Most animal go through existing hole : eyes, anus, mouth/throat if there not strong enough to go through a tough skin.
Suck a dick OP.
Fuck you
Fucking fuck you op you fucking fag get back to your usual trap threads you cock goblin
>>673028238
>>673027948
>>673027936
>>673026025
Kill yourself
>>673028694
Hilarious!
>>673027524
>>673027833
Reminds me of the vid with the hyena eating a dead elephant from the anus, and then the rot-gasses cause a massive rectal blow-out.
That's funny.
>I'm not google, go find it your self, asshole
>>673028694
that's why you use the sharp side of the blade for cutting, not the side with no edge at all.
>>673026025
>See this thread
>Post in it
>Then hide thread
Pretty simple
>>673026025
but how would you know that all age....newfags
like me are present?
>>673030684
>koala
>kill yourself pls
>>673030684
>koala
that's a fucking panda you retard
>>673031414
Hey numb nuts that's a bobcat
>>673031414
>panda
FUCKIN SERIOUS RIGHT NOW???
>>673028769
That blood streak
its a sloth for fucks sake
>>673030684
>koala
>one job
>>673031653
Fuck off m8 it's a t-rex
>>673031658
lel. The troll is already banging your booty boi.
>>673031844
fag
>>673031700
being this retarded
>>673031893
You sound mad baby booby boi.
>>673031765
ok that one's just fucking stupid, the baby gorilla is clearly not a t-rex
>>673026025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q_f90DgBX4
>>673030684
>lion
this bear ain't a lion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pe6xND0H9Q
>>673032298
butwhy
*blood lust intensifies*
>>673032575
the cat was whispering ideas about dogs to them early on.
>>673032377
the best plug had to go
>addictions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkAdHvDm3Kc
>>673032559
why does the fish stay there for so long?
>>673026025
Im a newfag, I will survive
>>673032782
Cause that looks like fish pussy
>>673032701
So, this in the shitting designation street?
>>673028769
Play stupid games...win stupid prizes.
>>673031658
>>673029148
>hyena eating a dead elephant
highlight, right click, search google for
>>673026025
Somebody has to shop the one bird to where it looks like it is sticking its head into a man's asshole. Pls.
>nyannyannyannyannyan
Please only post .gif and not .webm because I cannot view .webm on my Apple iPhone 6s Plus 64gb™ thanks.
>>673028731
That was epic! I don't get why these sand niggers just don't sedate it first? Is sedating a camel not halal enough for Jamaal?
shit is cash
>>673033174
You are treading dangerous waters.
>>673033101
>>673033130
the cat returns
>>673031663
I don't think that's blood.
>Lrn2biology
>>673030684
>>673032782
paralyzed
We need more dogs getting rekt.
>>673033642
worship my 8"
>>673033220
That's shit b8, I'm really pissed you thought of it before me, though.
>>673033761
why did she not use a bat ?
>>673032298
When it see the cat
>don't give a fuck
When it see the dog
>I must kill it
fucking racist deers
>>673034123
was
>>673034123
That's obviously a baby manatee...
>>673034284
its was a bat
>>673030684
Lol
At least he died as he lived
>slowly
>>673032782
nerve gas
>>673033761
When I was 3 years old I witnessed my father bashing our cat's entire kitten litter into a wall.
He was a pretty fucking brutal son of a bitch.
>>673033913
>bait
Nigger do you think this is a game?
.gif only please, thanks.
>>673033761
aside from daisies destruction, this is the most disturbing video i've ever seen.
>>673032298
Well I feel like fucking shooting a deer right now
>>673032559
dude that fish is like a fucking weeaboo waiting for his friends to help him even if he does not move
We want animal vs animal, not torture
>>673032559
I wonder what that would feel like on my dick
>>673033101
why do this?
>>673029230
It's a sickle, that is the sharp side.
Don't blame you for underestimating niggers though, blade was probably still dull.
>>673034722
>>673034516
Oh, Im sure you worked so hard to get that iphone. What a waste of your parents money
>>673034722
here
>>673034722
>implying humans aren't animals
Ok. then check this shit out
https://youtu.be/U11DgbefmQQ
>>673034722
kek
>>673033553
Did you watch it for half a millisecond
>>673035034
thos elephant's are smart suckers
>>673032782
Mesmerized maybe?
Lots of sea creatures use a form of hypnosis to lure their unintelligent prey.
>>673035034
why are pigeons so retarded?
>>673035064
WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK
You know what the fuck I mean by animal
>>673033150
I kind of like how the horse turns into a spider
>>673035372
go home kid
>>673033761
its funny because they all survived.
>>673034866
> filename
>>673034942
>parents money
29
Accountant
Married
Bought house
Cars paid off
My 401k game strong son
step up nigga
>>673035003
you know what the fuck i mean by animal
>>673033289
So in America you sedate cows and pigs before slaughter?
>>673032298
I don't blame the deer.
That black dog looked like a nigger.
>>673030684
man I hated sloths, but ever since Ice Age I wanted all sloths to die a slow lingering death...fuck this webm makes me moist
>that look of contentment on the stupid fucking things face before it gets munched
>>673035347
Firstly, that's not pigeon. Secondly, pigeons are actually pretty intelligent birds.
>>673035623
what are you doing here, normie?
>>673035534
you animal. Thats why beyond edge.
>>673035702
no fucking shit sherlock
>>673035702
>pigeons are actually pretty intelligent birds.
Clearly not if it's sticking its face right into an alligators mouth.
>>673035582
Oh hoho. The rebar underneath twisted and dropped the other wall
>>673034886
Wtf. I have the weirdest boner right now.
>>673035623
>Oh no, someone insulted me on the internet!
>Better tell him he is wrong!
The autism is strong with this one
>>673035702
>>673033174
NYAN KEKS
>>673032298
Honestly this can make a bit of sense. The dog looks more like, well, wild dogs that would be a more natural predator. Can that cat even take down the foal?
>>673033769
Gr8 ball o'fireeeeeee
>>673030684
fucking sloth
>>673034516
>>673036313
why is this pink lizard ridding a fucking horse ?
>>673032377
natural selection
>>673035582
can you see the thin thread that connects the 2 walls?
>>673033761
>>673035567
>its funny because they did not
>They're too small to even survive in the water,
>too small to realise they need to hold their breath. >too tiny paws to even have a chance of survival by swimming through water.
>the water flow is also pretty fucking fast as well.
I'd say a maximum of 5 percent chance even one of them made it out.
on a side note, I would cut off this chick's hands and legs. then rape her. then throw her in the same river with her jaw broken by hammer( just so she can't scream)
>>673030684
¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
>>673035986
You seem mad son, let it out...
You guys are silly
>>673033237
That was actually a pretty good shot on the hunters part.
>>673033761
What is it with women and dogs? It's like if it was a bucket of kittens she'd be trying to connive ways of keeping them, but dogs? "No way, FUCK em."
>>673036767
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
>>673034877
ikr i can see a bevel on that thing, along with so much rust holy shit, i wonder if you can even reap wheat with that
>>673036860
Dogs are smart and loyal. The opposite of women.
>>673033913
How is this bait?
>>673034948
if he was human, he would use /b/
>>673036487
its the natural order
>>673031175
>>673031414
ITT: Newfags
>>673037143
holy fuckaronie mate
>>673027936
Fuck up ya SJW queer.
>>673035064
what the hell was that
>>673036487
Horses are for riding.
>>673028238
On your fuckin way ya weak cunt.
>>673037074
I FIND THIS POST truthful.
>>673035684
>dat image
Like a nigger would ever admit to being the father without a court order and a DNA test.
>>673037273
Yeah that bastard had a rough day.
>>673033376
Dayum
>>673032298
KILL THE FUCKING DEER
>>673036313
It's a sloth, you idiot.
>>673026025
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little rape apologist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Social Justice 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on r/creepshots, and I have over 300 confirmed instances of saying "check your privilege". I am trained in being overly offended and I’m the top SRSer in the entire social justice blogosphere. You are nothing to me but just another shitlord. I will call you a neckbeard with persistence the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cis-sexist pig. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of differently-abled, ethnic, transqueer womyn across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the AC360 investigation, *aggot. The investigation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your erotic subreddit. You’re fucking privileged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in arguing with shitlords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Jezebel.com and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your privileged bigotry off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “sexist” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will passive-aggressively type fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cis scum
>>673035582
dont trust anyone
not even urself
>>673037533
>implying the dog dindu nuffin
Dogs are the niggers of the animal kingdom you know?
>>673037143
is there a video?
>>673037787
Not that i'm aware of dude. If you are into that shit. You would of loved Animals Nightmare when it was up. God i miss that site.
>>673037562
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pony? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in magic kindergarten, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nightmare Moon, and I have over 300 confirmed friendships. I am trained in magic warfare and I’m the top pony in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will wipe you the fuck out with friendship the likes of which has never been seen before on Equestria, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Ponynet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pegasi across Equestria and your hoofprints are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, pony. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed friendship, but I have access to the entire arsenal of ponies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off the face of the continent, you little pony. If only you could have known what magical friendship your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn pony. I will shit friendship all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, pony.
>>673037112
Obviously he would be on /diy/
>>673031663
Thought it was blood also. Its sweat though.
>>673034785
Digestive
>>673035582
And people say Darwinism doesn't work in a modern society...
>>673033376
kek'd @ filename
>>673038395
newfag, lurk moar
>>673033737
lmfao the little boop
>boop
>"oh no"
>>673033161
Second this
Better yet, a traps asshole
>>673030684
that's clearly an Arctic fox getting killed by a polar bear you dumb fuck
>>673033376
holly shit this is a big iguana
>>673032559
Fucking fish deserved to die.
>>673038439
TOTALLY GOOD POINT m8
GOT ME RIGHT THERE
>>673038866
rip sheep
>>673034367
godspeed anon, much love
>>673039007
omg her eyes :c
>>673033220
>Triggered
>>673034854
for the lulz, of course!!
>>673039007
Mind. Blown.
>>673038866
>tfw not 1920x1080
This could make a perfect wallpaper.
>>673028694
kek revenge
>>673038866
did it survive?
>>673034523
>>673034854
Why not?
>>673039596
taking faceplant to a whole new level
>>673036697
same i hope she dies a slow and painfull death
>>673037424
Holy mother of kek
where's the ahri video at motherfuckers
>>673033376
aiii, that zebras got a grim future
>>673039249
>>673037787
>>673037919
yes there is a video.
and we are the reason AN is down
-zalu
zoophil animal liberation union.
>>673034854
Cause people are sick in the head.
>>673033737
haha what funny little critters they are^^
>>673031893
Rustling in the wind
>>673039937
link to the video based zalu
>>673033101
HOOOONEEEEY DINNER IS READY
>newfag
>>673039937
Waddja do???
And where can i find the vid?
>>673040055
WTF!! Why do americans do this? So cruel!
>>673027936
We got one OP
>tfw newfags calling others newfags in a newfag gore thread
>>673039993
>Being this new.
>>673034516
If not actually bait... Which I'm pretty sure it is
You can actually watch WebM's on iPhone you have to download Oplayer
(It's free) you have to open every webM in a new page...but it's better then nothing.
>>673034866
Filename kek
>>673035034
easy days of a croc
>>673026025
here's another clue for you all
the walrus was lisa lopez
>>673028769
it's a damn shame he didn't get his dick chewed off
>>673040107
we are just a few highly skilled zoos from beastforum.
we managed to get that site taken down by the owner, because we were able get access to a system owned by another user and used the data to blackmail him.
>>673040146
i would like to know too, because that will be our next target.
>>673032298
poor puper, he didn't do nothing
I love how since 2004 /b/ has always defended animals, I don't care for it but I'm not gonna be a faggot and run around screaming "animal cruelty". I think you might be the newfag here op.
>>673034053
it thought it was a wolf pretty much any thing that isn't a predator are bro tear with deer
>>673033130
Omg, I found it again thanks anon
>>673039905
keked
>>673041057
glad i made you happy
>>673032782
eating the yummy plankton. probably a teenager. "nothing will ever happen to me"
>>673032701
oh dat file name
>>673041234
>1234
better than dubs
>>673028769
I literally would've killed that piece of cunting shit dog
Want to really weed out the newfags and cancer? Post cp and loli and watch all these tough guy animal abuse edgetards start screaming for mods like the mods are their mommies.
>>673033106
stolen
>>673041170
You don't understand, I used to have it on my phone and showed it to normalfags and once a girl cried so I deleted it so she would calm down and I regretted it ever since.
>>673041170 source
>>673040055
saved as Howto prepare rabbit.gif
>>673028769
Funniest shit ever.
>>673033220
Lol i noticed that shit when i was browsing on my gfs iphone 6s thats fucked up apple is so good at everything else
>>673040184
this actually a very common way to gut rabbits
>>673034367
Fucking lost hahaha
>>673033220
>>673041483
>showed it to normalfags
are you autistic to the point you dont realize it? or do you realize it and somehow think its something to be proud of
>>673033335
psyche
nice pents, btw
>>673041398
hear hear.
I'm 12 and what is this
>>673033101
This is chemo.
>>673036465
PARAMETERS DON'T GET REEVALUATED ONCE THE CONDITION IS MET YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>673032897
>shitshitshitshitshitshitshit
>>673041558
>Using Autism as a insult = Newfag.
Kill yourself
>>673039241
Kek
>>673034459
and here you are now. coincidence? I think not.
>>673042017
lrn2stochastics m8ty
>>673035623
>iphone
biggest piece of shit under the sun
Anyone got Snippy?
>>673039905
+1 Internets to you. Thanks
>>673036697
There's a news story about it, smarty-pants.
The internet found her for doing this, think she got arrested to. Some old lady saved at least some of the kittens.
>>673037787
unfortunately there is
>>673028694
Top kek
>>673041816
>pents
do you even count bro
>>673039596
this kills the bull
>>673042222
check em
>liking animal gore makes you an oldfag
lol fucking wow Op xD never stop being a gay bro haha :D
zomg can an oldfag tell me from what year this image is or atleast post an older image, exif data won't help since my pc :(
it ain't so hard /b/ros haha :D
>>673042046
MOODDSS
>>673028694
Holy shit. That took a hilarious turn.
>>673029000
check'd