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/b/, there's this weird kid chanting shit in the corner. What do?
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/b/, there's this weird kid chanting shit in the corner. What do?
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Do a barrel roll!
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>>673018103
Let him sacrifice you.
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Scream like a nazgul
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>>673018182
Sacrifice u self man
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Keep masturbating.
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Go to opposite corner and do the same thing.
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>>673018103
sit in the opposite corner and chant along
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1. Pull down pants.
2. Run over to him.
3. Rub your ass down his back.
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>>673018279
lol
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>>673018103

first things first....throw some pork on him to make sure he isn't muslim.
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Stop chanting shit in the corner
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Looks like he's getting ready to take a turbo shit
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beg him for forgiveness op
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>>673018103
moot's new gig?
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>>673018415
Run away man! Hes going super sayan
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>>673018103
if dubs beat the shit out of him and record while saying "OUT OF THIS PLACE SATAN" repeatedly
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>>673018319
kek
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>>673018279
chant
Yuumo Gwei Gwai Fai Dee Zao
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Lube your dick and slide it through his hair. Dubs get.
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Get off b you underage faggot
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>>673018103
Muzzie convert, about to explode, call security.
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Release the kraken
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>>673018499
checked, also a bad idea, he would be faster

sit next to him and make him a friend
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Sitting in opposite corner
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>>673018742
are you from ISIS? BEHEAD HIM!
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>>673018103
Does his chanting sound anything like "ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo"?

Because otherwise he's not doing it right.
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>>673018742
Just chant along man. I know its socially awkward but ure on /b/ so ure not of to a good start anyways.
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>>673018103
Cum all over him
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talk to him
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>>673018742
pray to allah they'll save you
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>>673018742
get some beef curry for him
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>>673018836
We wouldnt want him to encourage human /b/ehaviour now do we?
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>>673018103

....Re....union.......
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>>673018103
he's just meditating. leave him be, OP
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Alright mate, here's what you do. I've experience with these types so listen up. Walk right up to him slowly, don't startle him. If you startle him he's gonna try to turn you into a ponyfag or some other weird shit. Anyways, get right up on him, silently undo your trousers, and piss all over him. Piss right on his head. This will show dominance and communicate to him that you're in charge. Now, with him covered in piss, smack him as hard as you can. Really put some effort into it mate. Then finally, while he's quivering in a pile of his own excrement and yours, lean down and whisper softly "Your mom's a whore, you were an accident, no one loves you, you'll die alone. And shut the fuck up."
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>>673018103
don't talk to him or his son ever again
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>>673018980
we wanna sort out what crazy story chanting kid has to offer
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>>673019048
whisper "hail hydra"
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>>673019107
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>>673019107
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>>673019107
kek

Anyway OP, you know you have to make love to him. All we ask is for pics.
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>>673019176
>>673019107

what is this. I like it.
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>>673019176
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>>673019230
>upon discovering trap threads
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fly kick the dog in the back of the skull
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>>673019034
Underrated post
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>>673019107
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Guys like this need to be taught a lesson about their place in society.
Be his friend, find out whatt girl his beta ass likes, fuck her and tell her he's a creeper who brags about jerking off to her.
He'll never do that fake yoga shit in public again.
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>>673019170
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>>673019107
Jesus christ
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>>673019230
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He bout to snap and light up da skoo, foo. U betta bounce.
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>>673019397
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>>673018103
ASK HIM WHAT HAPPENED TO YULIA
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Op what's he saying
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>>673019339
>not a synchronized gif
you're a disappointment
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Running rn. Converted video to GIF. I cant see him now.
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>>673019473
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>>673019587
oh shit nigger what's wrong with you
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>>673019595
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>>673019587
Find him.
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>>673019587
surely he is freak in some way but you are an fucking asshole
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>>673019587
fake and gay.
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OP is kill
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Find somewhere to hide, he's doing his pre-shooting ritual
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>>673019587
>converse
yeah, like school shooters would wear that
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>>673019587
did he jump maybe?
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>>673019587
>That fucking reaction
kek
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don't wake me or my son up inside ever again
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>>673019587
Doing god's work OP
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>>673018279
kek. only right answer
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OP COME BACK
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>>673019587

You can convert a video to gif while running?
>sounds totally legit
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>>673019587
Kek
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>>673019761
You are right. Im so proud of him :')
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>>673019587
you and your friend there have to much time on your hands.
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OP Here. I am not kill.
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OP is a dirty shit skin
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>>673019107
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>>673018103
Kick his ass.
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>>673019564
not being a gif at all
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>>673020111
Nice trips and pants faggot.
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>>673020111
Nice trips but what the fuck are those pants
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Did u boner?
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>>673019107
apex kek
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This thread can't get any more exciting
It's all downhill from here, folks
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>>673020111

Nice pants, faggot.
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>>673020111
Just fuck my shit up the outfit.
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>>673020111
WAT R THOSE PANTS
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>>673020111
>those pink clown pants
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>>673020111
Where is he now?
Also,
>checked
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>>673019785
Yep fake and super gay
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Pro tip: the guy OP keeps taking pics of is his friend. It's set up.

Lo b8.
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>>673019587
if this was in a ylyl thread i would have lost
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>>673020111
>those pink clown pants
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>>673019587
you work fast nigga
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>>673020338
>The stories and works posted here are artistic works of fiction. Only a fool would take anything here for fact.
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Academy uniform
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>>673020338
Well at least they provide us with some entertainment.
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"Don't talk to ne or my buns ever again."
-shooby doge
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>>673020299
U mean "thuuper gaay"
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>>673020111
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE??

you dress like a paki
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>>673020421
Where is the guy?
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JUST
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>>673020421
Why isn't he in uniform?

Where do you go to school? The Pepto Bismol academy?
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>>673020111
with that pants you are weirder than enchantress over there
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>>673020421
the faggot academy?
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Don't startle the witch, anon
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>>673020604
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not op
he's from india
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>>673020421
Are they teaching you to suck dicks?
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>>673020421
paki pants/10
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>>673020421
You're at Ghey Acadamy? Or are you just the special snowflake of your school?
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>weird magician kid in corner
>pink clown pants

What's next?
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ALL THESE FAILED MEMES IN THIS THREAD
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>>673020421
fagademy?
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Are you going to go find him, OP?
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>>673020775
original meme/10
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>>673019107
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Show's over, folks. We can all wipe our arses now.
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Found him. Looking for protection?
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Xavier's school for the gifted at cock sucking?
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>>673020111
pants/10
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>>673020998
u srs
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>>673020994
ew stop, youre cringey
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School uniform:
Black shoes
Pink pants
White shirt

Where in the fuck is this poorly coordinated outfit desired?
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>>673020998
The fuck
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>>673020998
>
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>>673018103
piss on him
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>>673020998
sneak up there behind him and kick him again lol
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>>673020998
fake and gay
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>>673020998
I don't blame him, I too would avoid being close to pink clown pants
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Give him a snickers or something so he doesn't kill you during the next school shooting
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>>673021154
Like this would even be worth faking
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>>673020998

Need pic of face.. Get one OP
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>>673021214
I think he kicked that shipped some time ago
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say 'r u a wizard?'
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>>673021115
tbh. If I ever were to design a school uniform and knowing the students will be forced to wear it, I'd make it as ugly as possible just for the laughs
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We're in Puerto Rico
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>>673021433
build wall
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>>673021433
That explains everything. Move along people nothing too see here.
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>>673021433
Where can I purchase some of them pink clown pants?
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>>673021365
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>>673020998
pee in his general direction
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>>673018279
Best answer
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>>673021496
Make purto rrico great again
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>>673021598
quick work. chapeau
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>>673021433
Porto Recons like to rape little girls.
>true facts
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>>673021598
You didn't change anything?
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Can someone screencap this shit?
(including the gif)
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>>673021650
perto micro
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>>673020998
climb up there and sit back to back with him
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>>673021724
I think he enjoys the scent of little girls
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>>673021152
Lmao
Rolling for this
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>>673021981
kek
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>>673021152
If it works it works
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>>673021957
wish i didn't laught so hard at this crap
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>>673019107
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>>673022236
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>>673022114
Posting unrelated shitty memes.
Get out
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>>673019587
Fake as fuck but I laughted
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OP here. I'm in class now.
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>>673022236
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>>673022336

since when are viral marketing campaigns memes?
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>>673018507
Rolling for this
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>>673022453
No you aren't
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>>673018103

Ask if he needs help.
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>>673022453
education>/b/
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>>673022637
little late for the party there m8
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>>673022510
Ok. Youre cool. But i got my eyes on you.
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>>673018148

Damn dat old
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>>673022467
Why anon why
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>>673021433
Pues que falso todo
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OP here. My pants are pink because I dyed them. Actual uniform is burgandy pants. Im a failure.
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>>673022768
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>>673022890
I'll assume this says "fake and gay"
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>>673019587
Do you have pink parachute pants OP?
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>>673023010
Cargos. Dyed.
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>>673018742
>>673018103
POO IN THE LOO!
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>>673022768
>>673022958

if thats an old meme, and i was around then, do i old fag now?.... not sure how this makes me feel
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>>673020421
Some shitskin academy in the third world for brown kids who think they're preppy whites
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>>673023180
Ive thought about it and no. U werent on /b/ in the first seconds so no
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>>673019717

That dog fat
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>>673021433
That dog fat
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>>673018148
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>>673023306
who says i wasnt? i just said i was around then, not that i first started lurking then
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>>673021433
Nice neckbeard faggot
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>>673023463
Cause if you were oldfag you would have left /b/ when it sank
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>>673020421

Wrong store, wrong price
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Dear photoshop wizard of this thread. I notice your skills and hereby bring forth a request.

make tits bigger pls bro
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>>673023463
Only us cabin boys left on her now
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>>673023572
if you were an old fag you would know this place has always been the same. it's always sucked.
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>>673023642
Go request norwegayn
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>>673023667
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>>673019884
Don't worry I gotchu
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>>673023642
nei
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>>673023642
hun er norsk, hva heter hun?
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>>673018742
Nice beard, bro.
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>>673018103
erotically lick his earlobe and wisper " my lord seeks an audience with you"
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>>673023779
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>>673019107
Kek'd way too hard
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>>673023686
Never claimed i was an oldfag. but if you were youd known to not speak of /b/ in that manner. All we have is the illusion of once good content and newfags must not now of it.
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>>673023939
My sons :,^)
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>>673023770
No
>>673023791
Yes
>>673023834
No
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>>673024165
kek'd
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>>673023642
Snapchat?
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Ask him if you can join his cult
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>>673024165

You finished it before the thread 404'd, good job
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>>673024165
they only get better
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Jesus christ, there's only so much memes a man could take
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>>673024391
Make a pentagram out of his sons
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>>673024294
All I want is cock tributes/hot shops, before giving sauce
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>>673021032
i kind of want to see this pic uncensored
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check his power level and warm up the sharingans just in case
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>>673021032
>>673024657

Shed make the perfect girlfriend
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>>673021032
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>>673018507
Rolling for this aswell.
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>>673024893
can u censor it again?
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>>673020421
Please tell me you also wearing a silk button up shirt as well...
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>>673024893

The arms and legs are just folded over and wrapped.
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>>673020421
Why is your Mr. Aluah Akbar wearing black then?
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>>673025395
kek
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>>673019107
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>>673025395
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>>673025395
Never kek'd so hard before.
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>>673024391
its better this way
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>>673024391
go forth my minions
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>>673025395
>>673025596
I really don't get this image
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>>673025912
it's 'don't talk to me or my son ever again " but she just sounds muffled from her face being bandaged up.
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OP he is chanting for the Gods to give him super powers and you are only just fucking with him. this is how mass killings begin. you must sit with the boy and let him know you are on his side.

god speed, you god damn beautiful bastard
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>>673026024
Oh shit, I'm retarded.
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>>673019595
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>>673023450
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!
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>>673026157
A+
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>>673020421
Nurse?
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>>673020998
I now question the validity of your previous post
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>>673020729
Kek
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>>673021433
KEK KEK KEK
I didn't now /b/ had an academy down in Puerto Rico, they most only accept the spregest of spergs
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>>673019283
FUCKING LOL'D
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>>673026157
what are these called?! I love it, MOAR!
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>>673025395
You are a master
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>>673026988
MEMES
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>>673026988
you dip
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>>673023153
Dalton?
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