My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

i fucked my teacher
i was homeschooled

I am not gay.

I eat my beard hair.

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>>672998798
I'm a virgin with a huge cock

I have secrets.

>>672998898
how did it feel to fuck your dad/be fucked by him? did u get extra credit points or anything?

I got away with a horrible crime

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>>672998870
I haven't been able to get hard with a woman ever 5 years now

i have been playing 40hrs/week of World of Warcraft for 13 years.

>>672999369
I'm a virgin with a huge cock, fifty fetishes, and phimosis.

>>672998798
I think my wife is leaving me

>>672999522
So who is she f******

i own this room https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/btards

>>672999509
Not a secret, I bet its super obvious

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>nobody on /b/ can recognize this color scheme

>>672999509

Do you have the signature callus

>>672999574
Nah, not that. Just tired of my shit I think. I overheard a conversation with her girlfriend, and it sounds like she's making plans.

>>672999709

Well you should start getting your own plans ready

>>672998870
Dedication dude. Serious dedication.

>>672998798
I dont have any. Boring life.

>>672999522
Start talking anon.. Story

I skipped an entire semester of college, parents still don't know

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GET claimed for [s4s]

I already have a plan ready to kill my family

>>672999798
<3 u

>>672999489
Spill..

>>672999767
Yeah, that's a fair point. Just found out today, spent most of the day being fucking useless. I'd know what to do.

>>672999907
sigh. Okay, I'll try and type something up quick

On Saturday I got sucked off by a guy then later on in the night I fucked a girl
>I do as I please

>>672998870
my mums car tried to mum me in the back of the seats finger

>>672999946
How did you get away with that one?

>>672999489
Go on...

Was a long time ago, but when I was 14 I fucked a 9yo girl. Was 99% consensual, took her v and fucked many times after, she was an awesome fuck toy.

>>673000088
>>672999907
Sorry, here it is:
> married 8 years ago
> Was really into porn, but was hurting marriage
> takes 4 years to quit
> end up having an online relationship during that time
> she decides to stay
> we’re making it work
> have a kid
> year ago, try for a second, things are going okay
> miscarriage
> she’s always struggled with severe depression
> get’s super low
> last summer, is hospitalized for it
> enters partial hospitalization program
> meets a guy, has full blown months long affair with him
> I want to stick it out, mostly for my daughter but also
> weird sense of obligation to her for sticking it out with me through my shit
> she’s literally not in her right mind when she did it
> she needs ECT because meds aren’t helping
> literally forgets the last year, and a lot from even before that
> forgets her affair
> start arguing all the time
> she’s getting sick of the fact that I lost my shit every now and then
> but deliberately presses my buttons
> today she blows up on me for helping with taxes
> pushes my buttons for hours
> I finally cave when she blames it all on me
> dumps all tax files into fining bin thing we have
> says, “Fuck you, you do the taxes”
> SeeRed.jpg
> dump file folder bin all over the bed
> toss bin on bed
> it rolls and barely hits her
> she loses her shit
> FullOnScreaming.webm
> I leave, don’t say a fucking word
> know I already fucked up
> checking on daughter 10 minutes later
> hear her talking quietly to someone through wall
> listen in, maybe a girlfriend or something
> talking about how she doesn’t know where she’d go
> don’t know if I’d leave if she said I had to
> says she’s just done

I leave, and throw up in the toilet. I really do love her, we’re just dysfunctional. I want to make it work.

>>672998798
Used to steal thousands from my neighbour

our son ditched an entire semester of college, and still took our 'room and board' money. if we had let on that we knew he lied to us, it might have destroyed our already strained relationship. so we decided to keep it secret, let him make whatever mistake he needed to make and resolve it on his own. in case you browse 4chan, your mother wants to remind you that we love you, son.

Fucked my sister (already posted story before).
A month later she found out she was pregnant. Years later she still swears its her BF's but I have my doubts.

in love with my wife's sister

>Gf prego
>Not getting any
>Masturbate like 2x nightly
Love her like no other but seriously think about cheating on her even though id feel like dirt

>>672998798
I had more than 400 cocks up my ass , i was a rent boy living a normal life with several girlfriends , not all at once thou , was a wonderfull time

>>672998798
I am a gay furry

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I used to be a guy. I moved across the county to a new city after my final operation and started a new life. My bf doesn't know i'm trans.

>>672998798

molested. liked it. get off to loli drawings now. that is all.

My gf's grandfather died recently, he treated me like his own. Her father hates me, despite the fact that i was there for them throught the whole thing. I cared for the man as he lay dying. I wish it was her dad instead.

>>673001116
Get to therapy or Dr Phil. Dude you guys brought a kid into this messed up shit. Shame on you both

>>673001116
if you have proof she cheated use that and get the house because she takes it off you

i used to had a hard drug habit

>>673001796

what kind of drugs?

>>672999496
that sucks.
my partner had an issue with this when we first got together. so much of it is just psychological. you get nervous about it happening and it becomes a vicious cycle
find a lovely grown up gril. most women will understand, and things get a lot lot better the more time with one partner

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>>672998798
My alcoholism is much worse than my family thinks. I used to be a daily drinker though. I'm not talking a couple beers or cups of wine a day. I'm talking whole half pints of hard liquor or bottles of wine or cases of beers in 2 or 3 hours.
Each time I do drink, I wish I was stupid like everyone else or stupid again so I can at least live a half decent and happy life of being ignorant. Nope, I have to live a life where I realize everything about my life is shit because of my stupid parents and the only family members I trust are my grandparents and they're about to keel over.

>>672999510
get your phimosis attended to ew

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>>673001465
what episode is that from?

>>672999489
dont leave us hanging

>>672998798
I drunkenly molested my drunken sister whilst she slept, I fondled and sucked on her titties and put my cock on her lips. I took pictures and video but deleted them out of guilt.

Tbh I'm so fucked up that I kinda wanna do it again.
I'm a horrible person I know but I just think fuck it I'm hopefully gonna disappear or kill myself in a few years and there are thousands that have done worse than me and lived fine. >trying to justify my despicable behaviour.

>>672999496

have you tried fucking an attractive woman?

>>673000025
stream it

any drug i could find, white, brown, benzo at 18 i was in a clinic for 9 monts

>>672998798
I am a severe furry addict.

>>672998798
I went to a brothel after a 3 year dry spell out of sheer desperation. I blew $170 just to fuck an asian whore. It was fun, and I'm glad I got it "out of my system" so to speak but it was ultimately a waste of what was basically $200.

>>673001687
I do want counseling. She's been getting tons recently, and I've been doing individual. We want to start marriage counseling as well, it's a time thing though. I'm in school full time and the sole provider for my family, and with all the counseling she's currently doing, it's hard to think about adding another thing to the plate. I do want to make it work, and things weren't anywhere near to this when we had our first kid or were trying for our second. My daughter is my whole world, and I absolutely don't want to divorce. Not just for her, but it's a big part of it.

We were 17 yo i was sucking my best friend whenever we were home alone one time his mother almost caught as we stopped doing it after
some time .
I know its a gay thing to do what do you think /b ?

>>673002119

serious question: whats the appeal? what turns you on from it?

>>673001779
I do have proof, but I live in a no fault state.

>>673001116
you both are in the wrong tbh. wtf dude.

i hate my life....im losing my interest in doing anything productive.....just want to be here with you guys...until the days do us apart

>>673001264
post the story again

>>673002282

give it time. even this will get boring. everything does.

>>673002235
I realize that. I'm not trying to blame her, it was all me for the longest time. Just, I don't know what to do at this point.

>>673002210
I think it's a gay thing to do and you should stop pretending to be straight.

>>673001995
How old was / is she

>>673001465
thats your business anon. its all cool

I bought a plastic doll from Japan, fucked it for like three years 4-5 times a day and then some friends threw it in the river and told me to get a life. A few days later I went on a date with a girl I liked (shes now my gf) and on the tv in the restaurant, there was a top story coverage of an investigation because a kayaker thought it was a dead body.

>>673002348
when that time comes....i'll be long gone anon

>>673002460

10 years has passed i had many gfs
dont want to suck a dick again at least i tried it

>>673002214
It's hard to put in words. To me it's about abstraction of the human form and merging it with other attributes. Most commonly inspired by other animals, sometimes pure imagination, and whatever else. I'm attracted to the idea of transcending boundaries and the possibility of sentience in other beings different from ourselves.

Raised to hate niggers. Got older and decided that was bullshit. Now a little older still, after almost every "crime caught on tape" stars a nigger, actually starting to think niggers are genetically encoded to embrace chaos and failure.

when my youngest sister started growing boobs, i gave her sleeping pills so i could touch and look at them. ended up sucking them too.

>>672998798
I'm looking in to getting new a new passport and identity papers etc.
The plan is to pack up and move far away. Maybe to the other side of the country, maybe further.
I couldn't do it to my partner though. Craziest most real love I've ever experienced.
But I don't want my family having to deal with me. I think everyone would literally be happier if I just... went away

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I pretend to be a NEET loser on /r9k/ /b/ and /v/ who has no friends and is a kissless virgin

In reality I sleep around alot with married/engaged chicks i work with and have a solid 10/10 group of friends I blow off all the time to dick around on 4chan

Also tell people im voting for Bernie when im actually voting for Trump

>>673002645

well, that does sound complicated.

show me a picture you find sexually attractive. for reference. im trying to understand you people.

>>673002760
Come to Australia.

>>673002710
where we can get a potent sleeping pills?

>>672999489
please deets

>>673002491
She's 25. I'm 26 not sure if that makes it worse or not as we're both adults and not horny teenagers.
But in all honesty that had me more excited than I've been in a long time heh..heh..

>>673002167
>tfw no one replies to you
Why even live

I am a vigilanty who escapes his past

I think I just found my new outlet...reading this stuff and maybe someday sharing

I'm only here to read other peoples' secrets

>>673002793

i used to get them from my mother. she had trouble staying asleep cause my father snores.

dont know where you could get them off counter though. i have never done drugs and wouldnt know how to begin to. sorry man.

>>673002167
just wanted to say i think you sound like a cool guy

:^)

>>673002760
take your partner with you?

>>673002764
>group of friends I blow off all the time to dick around on 4chan
Yeah man, anon really changed hans't he? He's never even hanging out with us anymore, he only spends time on his computer browsing some video game website. I just stopped asking him to join us at some point.

>>673002341
Long story short:
>Sis and I both in our 20s
>Playing Mario Kart at her place
>She cheats making me lose
>Play fight happens
>I push my limits, turns sexual
>Tease the fuck out of her
>She has enough, takes control, we end up fucking
>I tell her I'm gonna cum
>She claws into my back and clamps down on me with her legs.
>I cum
>We make out till her alarm goes off for work at 6:00am
Later she tells me she and her BF have been trying for a kid for the past three years so we should be safe.

>>673002599
Maybe you're just bi

I fucked a girlfriend of my brother in his bed last weekend
She was unknown to me but good looking (7/10)

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>>673002710
fake story is fake. stay in school.

>>673002788
weird coincidence, am australian haha
would be looking at moving to the other coast, or elsewhere english- or [insert other language]-speaking

>>672998798
I secretly hate /b/

>>673000487
Mum tried to car my mums to me of the back finger in the seat

>>673002953
Thanks for the reply friend. I know your'e only doing it because I'm a pathetic fag.

>>673002857
It's not even that bad tbh, millions of people fuck whores.
I haven't had sex in 7 years and I'm seriously considering it just for a bit of fun but I don't even know where to look.

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>>673002786
For science and the imminent ban.

>>673003009
It's no secret that english isn't your first language.

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I lurk chubby threads in hopes to see my ex Corie
Pic related

>>672998798
I use my PS4 to browse 4chan.

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>>673002974
>I just stopped asking him to join us at some point

>tfw they keep asking every couple of days, but when i do make it out im distant and weird

I think this place has genuinely made me autistic

>>673003011

kek. if you only knew the rest.

>>673003120
>my ex
I'm terribly sorry

>>672998870
Not a secret when you dumb cunt constantly post it

>>673003130

thats some hard shit right there.

>>673002962
i've considered it and we even discussed it but he's so family-orientated i think it would hurt him too much to leave :\

>>673003120
Chubby and ugly nigga. Go home Geoff, you're drunk.

>>673003106
Eh, it was just underwhelming for the amount of money I spent when I was only there for 30 minutes. I could've bought something like a nice pair of shoes that would last me years on end.

It boosted my confidence tho because after I fucked her she said I had a big cock. Idk if this was just to make me come back (she was an asian who barely knew english) or she genuinely thought I had a big cock

ive been in hiding on the internet for years. i got stalked ages ago after some stupid shit i did and now i cant even have a facebook account. but the weird part? i kind of like the attention. i sometimes even stir the pot.

When I was 9 years old I loved shrek.

I used coerce my ex gf into giving me head while she was sleeping.
She's a vivid dreamer and a total closet slut so she didn't notice.

Swallowed her first load in dreamland too.

Fuck I miss her

>>673003119
You could guess where I'm from instead of judging me

>>673002986
is it awkward now?

>>673003163
Have kids with her , I just want my family back

>>673003232
>i can't even have a Facebook account
Who cares friend. Facebook is so incredibly terrible. It amazes me that over 1.2 billion people actively use that fake narcissistic platform.

one of my mother's ex-bf's made me gay.

I turn gay when i get drunk and have woken up in another mans house

>>673001854
Weed, boomers and LSD

>>673003373

why did you give them up. sounds fun.

>>673003373
Not sure what boomers are but lsd and weed aren't even hard drugs lmao

>>673003214
she says that to every client, i'm sorry

>>673002937
sleeping pills dont put people into level 3 comas unless it was a lott of them. how did you make her take them?
also,
>off counter
stay in school

>>673003120
Anyone have anything from her
Snap chat is Crphotographer

>>673003300
We like to mess around still, but its become awkward given she has two kids now (second one not mine for sure) and that I moved to a different town for work.

>>673003455
Was her first day there lol. She'd literally just come to my country from Korea.

>>673003146
enlighten us then

>>673003243
YOU MONSTER

When my long term fiance left me for her best friend
>due to me being an abuse unemployed drunk
I told her that i hoped that their kids were retarded

They had twins a couple years later, one died (sids) and the other has really severe Aspergers or something and looks all messed up

I laughed when i found out

>>673003130
Get out of my house

>>673003487

banana strawberry smoothie. milk based. only used one. i just wanted to see her pointy titties. not kill her.

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>>673003243
Dude that's sick

>>673003430
>boomers
shrooms

>>673003416
Because I was injecting LSD while railing lines of kief and sucking on penis envy mushrooms

I'm making a doodoo

>>673003292
Where chu at fam?

>>673003520
>had sex with a sex worker
>doesn't understand why she'd say he had a big cock

it doesn't matter if she'd been in your country for a day or 20 years, she'll be saying that to every client. every man likes to hear that, and women know that
i am sorry friend, i don't know what size your penis is, but i just mean i wouldn't count on the testimony of a sex worker

>>672998798
At this point pretty much a compulsive whore-monger; it's getting a bit stupid.

>>673003130
YOURE AN ANIMAL

>>673003356
Booze is like the elixir of truth. Embrace your inner faggot.

>>672998798
I'm waiting for my ex's bday to show up at her doorstep and blow my brains out.

Does anyone here believe in "situational depression".

I genuinely believe it's a thing. I'm such an unhappy bitter person when I'm at home (still live with parents).

The thing is though, when I'm out of the house, driving around, at the shops, beach, wherever, I'm as happy as can be. It's as if being at home and in a toxic environment just makes me an all round different person.

Shit is weird.

>>672999083
That's a lie u lil fagt

>>673003633
>implying hypnotic sedatives kill people.
It's not the 60s you mong.

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I really want to work in a legal brothel in nevada and have told a handful of friends, but am very worried about what my family (on my fiances side) might think if they ever found out, and how much it might affect him.

I've been thinking about it for years, and he is ok with it..but I don't want him to be shunned for it or anything...though I could just do it for a few years, earn enough to get us a house and be well off for a while, then get a different job or invest the money into something.

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>>672998798
This happened tonight:
>wife has ferret she never takes care of
> I hate it, I have to clean it's cage
> Give it run around time
>Clean it's shit from every corner (they shit in corners bcause security)
>Try and keep my dogs from killing it
>This has gone on for over a year
>Idea.jpg.
>use boot lace to tie hangman's noose on my waste of money pull-up bar.
>Attach to nigger's neck, put him on top of bar.
>nigger balances for a while, and falls.
>nigger spinning around right round like a record baby.
>40 mins goes by, cut Nigger loose.
>Nigger starts crawling around like a retard.
> Put him in cage
>Wife works late shifts, I'm a total alcoholic who sits on my ass and gains wait.
>She doesn't know how bad a drunk I am.
>okay, she doesn't know that I drink.
>I don't do shit all day. She thinks I'm doing school online.
>Uploaded Webm of Nigger spinning earlier.
>MFW I realized what I did.
>Deleted thread as fast as I could.
>nobody saw it.
lel fuck green text.

>>673000402
I want that :|

>>673003685
I didn't take it 100% seriously. It felt good to hear, but my dick is only around 6 inches, but pretty normal sized when hard. Not at all small though.

>>673001465
You are still a guy

>>673003646
I thought that but didn't want to seem stupid in case it wasn't and too lazy to Google it.
But it just helps my case, none of those are hard drugs

>>673003731
I might just do that too .... traumatize that bitch proper

>>673003633
still, she must be one of the most heavy sleepers on earth if she didnt wake up while u touched her...

>>673003655
>Because I was injecting LSD while railing lines of kief and sucking on penis envy mushrooms

well i can see why you quit now. good for you. stay clean and off the cock.

>>673003770
omg barbituates fml i wish i could get my hands on them

>>673003678
>eurotrash
And there is only one country over here which will be fucked by sandapes right now

>>673003837

she was. i just wanted to make sure she didnt wake up while i pulled her bra and shirt up. shook her, talked to her. and she never woke up.

I get drunk alone every other week.

>>672998798
When i was 6 my friends would fuck each other i didint know that they were doing back then but good thing i never joined in.

>>673003755

No, it's more likely that your family are just pretty shit.

>>673003824
Exactly. I'm going out anyway so I may as well ruin her for life. I'll be damned if she got to ruin my life and run off with some faggot. I'm gonna make sure she wastes years of her life in therapy.

>>673003778
I never, ever use this word because it's such a shit word, but that would be the ultimate cuckoldry.

>>672999604
cagliari

>>673003855
Buy them from .onion. I've bought 10vials of Nembutal before, nothing special, even IV'd

>in an abusive relationship.
>think about the typical asshole jock who hits on other women, puts his girlfriend down all the time, and is really loud and gross.
>thats him.
>he was okay at first but he got worse
>im afraid to leave him because he threatens me and hurts me all the time.
>he hit me once because we were trying for a baby and i didnt get pregnant
>didnt tell him im on the pill
>im afraid of him finding out

>>673003985
I do suffer from depression, but I'm way happier outside the home. My mother and I don't see eye to eye very well and it's near impossible to have a conversation with her without it turning into a petty argument about some bullshit. She gets offended by damn near anything if it doesn't agree with her view on things.

>>673003988
you're a bitter man

>>673004005
i agree
>nevada

ew

>>673003817
Not really.

I have a girlfriend that I'm completely not attracted to sexually.

>>673003788
I wanna see this

>>673003574

it was the first step into a world of other things.

>protip: i took her vcard 2 years later.

>>673001116
Anons don't get it. I understand how it is to be part of a dysfunctional family. I was once part of one. The best way to deal with inefficieny is do it all yourself, but that isn't possible with your wife in the way. Get a divorce, bring up the cheating, get house and kid for yourself. Once that is done, there is one slacker off your back. You and you will be responsible for everything and you will have absolutely no excuse when it comes to raising your child. This is the only solution.

I fucked my brothers girlfriend last week. Still clueless

>>673004117
Yes. I am. My entire families dead, and she was all I had. She took any light I had left in me away when she left me.

>>673004192
>having your dick flipped inside out and shaped as a vag makes you a woman

nah

As much as you change your outsides you will always be a male

Not even the person you were talking to, but this delusion of yours is unhealthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSSEvdGRyak

>>673004279

despicable. have some loyalty to family faggot.

I ruin books by writing obvious bull shit everyone knows on them and taking pics.

>>673004091
something people don't quite understand about depression is that you don't have to be sad all day every day to meet the DSM criteria
you can still be depressed even if you can go out with mates and enjoy a meal

>>673004192
you still have XY chromosomes.

>>673001368
Do like it when someone puts it up the butt? How does it feel?

>>673004441
you just missed quads filthy nigger

>>673004256
Take it from a someone who went through this as a child. Just break up if thats what it comes to. Don't make a kid sit through your arguments and teach a kid that its okay to stay in relationships they are unhappy in. You cant make something work if it just doesnt work.

>>672998798
im cold and dead inside just like everyone else on this website lost in the darkness of the world never knowing where or what to do with myself

Have 2 kids with 2 different mom's. Hate the mom's because one is stupid and the other is a selfish birch. Have a new gf that knows of one child but not the other. Family doesn't know, friends don't know, and if I had my way, they wouldn't exist.

>>672998798

I recently watched The Masseuse (1990) and it was the best movie I've seen in 10 years. Both leads play their roles perfectly and it really made me think about what I'm missing out of life.

>>673004330
:( i'm sorry to hear that friend

but, just as Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman will always have Paris, so too will you always have /b/, the stinking asshole of the internet

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Im extremely in love with my boyfriends bi best friend even though he wants nothing to do with me anymore ;_;
(Im a gay so yeah)

>>673004391
I know. That's a fair point actually. Most people would be surprised to know I'm depressed considering I'm usually the guy trying to make everyone laugh.

>>672998798
I comb 4chan in hopes to mind my GF is a secret whore...common?

>>673004192
You're a girl, anon. Idk why these anons get their panties in a wad any time theres something they dont agree with. Like I got corrective eye surgery when I was younger because I was born blind and I'm not still blind.

>>673004510
>just like everyone else on this website
fuck you borderline bitch i'm awesome

>>673001995
You're guilty about nothing. It's really nothing.

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>>673004517
Kill them. Kill them all.

>>673004005
Some men just want to watch (and hear about) their wives getting fucked.

>>673004201
Nope, it's gone. Deleted it forever. I only wrote this in the hopes that i can forget. Nigger is in his cage acting retarded and I'm going to sleep.

>>673002572
/toogoodtobetrue..jpeg

>>673004739
I couldn't do it. Too much jealousy and trust issues going on with me.

>>672999369
Start with hookers to build confidence!

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>>673004585
You little sloot

me, and my gf, helped teach my 12yo nephew how to eat pussy. He's only done it a couple times so far but he is pretty good at it already.

>>673004589
been there my friend
sounds like you're not in an ideal home situation and that's not going to help, but you might benefit from some counselling or a psychologist? might help you to work through some things
i hope you get there anon :)

appearently its illegal and classified as attempted rape to tell a girl via skype to go fuck a friend of hers..

>>673004357
oh shut up already faggot and mind your own business

>>673004699
excellent comparison!

>>673004735
Trust me. I've thought about it. But I like not prison life.

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I was asked to do a cum tribute to this pic but I don't have a working printer

>>673004781
It's definitely not for everyone, but we went into our, now five year relationship, being 'open'. Took us some years to get the groundrules down and we are always working on it, but we love each other very much and NEVER lie to each other about anything. It's as simple as saying 'I really don't feel comfortable right now with this', and we each respect that and back off until the other feels comfortable. It also helps a lot because we really don't like the same things in bed and only have sex a few times a month.

I want to cheat on my gf for 9 years

I hate my best friend. I wish he would die.

>>673004715
that's just the brainwashing you have been told all your life your great and can do anything but the dark fact is your nothing just another face in the background

>>673004781
i'd shank a bitch.
got super high with my partner last night and we were discussing polyamory and stuff (brought up by neither of us, sort of followed on from a relevant conversation)
both came to the conclusion that just... neither of us could share that level of intimacy, and we'd be so unable to understand how the other could share that intimacy across multiple people and it still have the same... intensity. idk.

>>673002760
I'm in the same situation. I feel like such a burden for no particular reason. I've been considering joining the French Foreign Legion, if you're in good shape and willing to work it might be a good situation for you too.

>>673003520
Bet she tells all her clients that story too.

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>>673003788
Fuck you but nice dubs

>>673002710
Some of us have been there

I have cancer. I'm going to die. I haven't told anyone because I don't have any friends and my parents always go on and on about how disappointing I am. I guess things are better this way.

>>673004868
I've done that kind of thing before. The psychologist turned out to be incredibly religious. As in young earth creationist religious.

I tried zyprexa for a while, it did fuck all except make me tired and zombie like. Thinking back on it, the psychiatrist that recommended it to me felt like he was just shilling a new kind of drug. Which is probably exactly what he was doing.
>>673004971
That sounds healthy. I agree with it in that sense. And if you're still "committed" to each other as in you will be there for each other and stay together, that's fantastic.

>>673005004
wow don't cut yourself on that edge m80

>>673004036
>>673004036
Get out of there. The sooner the better.
Once you leave don't look back, if it's ever tempting think of all the negative shit he has done to you.

>>672999709
dude still time get ur shit together and fix the problem

>>673001347
I feel you!

>>673005268
Fucking typical neck beard white knight,

>>673005148
legit looking in to it, thanks anon

>>673004357
ew, that was a gross old hon, I pass and im only 20 and I didn't even need packing like that for my operation.

>>673004921
>changing genders
>fixing eye sight

that is actually the worst comparison ever

You are genetically male. All 40billion+ cells in your body will always be male

>>673005131
Yeah I feel that. In my first ever relationship I had severe insecurities and trust issues. It was pathetic and sad that I wouldn't even want her hanging around her friends that were male. Hell, I even got jealous when she'd hang out with her girlfriends just because it wasn't me.
>>673005157
Probably. Nah they get new chicks all the time.

>>672998798
i ate my dog .

>>673000487
my friends car tryed to mum me in the back of my fingers

You can change this shit, anons. At least for one college https://www.change.org/p/osu-osu-ze-and-hir-isnt-a-gender

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>>673005352
pics?

need them for research purposes

>>673004279
Fucking creep, both of you

>>673005238
oh god no zyprexa is a terrible choice for what you've described! unless you've got a lot of other symptoms that you haven't included, which is possible.
are you in america by any chance? i remember when i was there i found the drug advertising to be just disgusting. it's illegal here.
maybe try the counselling again. discuss it with your GP (family physician?) and express that you had a bad experience before, make sure they recommend someone experienced and not blinded by their own biases.

>>672999489
> is faggot
> guilty

>>673004696
I know for a fact my ex was, and she definitely did post her tits on /b/

>>673005268
plus, the further away you are the more you'll be able to see just how bad things were

>>673005352
Why would you post op.......bleh.

>>673001911
Parents may have given you a shitty start but it is you keeping yourself there. Learn to parent yourself and try to forgive them. Its a generational cycle. They were shitty because of their parents and you are shitty because of them. Life aint fair and no one cares. That leaves only you to fix the situation. Do it or wallow in your pity.

>>673001116
Been there man. I'm sure it's hard but cut your losses and move on to a happier place. Most people don't realize harmful relationships while you're enduring it. Go buy an eight ball of some grade A cocaine,go to the bar and get wasted and go on a fuck spree. Boom. You're free. It helped me grips. Good luck.

>>673005238
Oh ya. I don't know if I could handle something like a poly relationship, bit whenever I need someone to lean on, or tell me to cut my shit out, or to help me feel better, or to really make me see when I'm mentally denying something..he's there. He'll always be there. And I know I can get some of that in friends, but just like I tell some of my closest friends some things that I don't tell anyone else, he has a piece of my soul that I NEVER show anyone. And he has seen my at my weakest points and my strongest thus far. He's helped me grow as a person, and, TOGETHER, we grow and figure things out. I couldn't get those things from a casual fuck and I wouldn't want to.

If we someday just don't love each other anymore, then we'll sit down and have a talk about it and proceed from there, but right now he is a huge part of my life and we want to get married and build a family eventually. So ya...rambling now cause I've had a few beers, but definitely would not recommend for the average couple. It take a LOT of communication and just growing as people. We both come from narcissistic parental backgrounds, so maybe that's a part of it, and the want to make ourselves better even if that means giving up the relationship, we would be ok.

>>673002691
Check out the confirmation bias.

>>672998798
why does this thread appear every morning? FUCK!

>>673005363
>pathetic and sad
wow, i was just saying that it wouldn't work for us, no need to get on your roody-poo high horse m8
when it's all amongst consensual adults, i honestly couldn't give a fuck whose ding dong goes into whose hoo haa

>>673001465
This isn't tumblr dude

I really enjoy eating ass. Clean of course. I dunno why, maybe cause it's so taboo and they just kinda look better than pussy.

Anyway, my ex gf was a heavy sleeper and would go weeks without fucking me. She wasn't into anal play so when she would sleep, I would lick her ass and finger it and take photos/film it. I managed to lose those files unfortunately.

I should have broken up sooner but I kinda got off to pretty much raping her

>>673005575
hah HM by chance?

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>>673005729
FBI still holding out hopes of finding D.B. Cooper

>tfw never gonna get me

>>673005626
i think its easy for me to think about leaving. but actually doing it isnt so easy.
i cant just vanish into thin air.
he knows my family, where i work, we go to the same university and even have a class together.
he makes more money than i do currently so i mean its really hard to do.
i want to leave. i mean i love him but i really want to just vanish.

>>673002167
No big deal dude you'll be alright

I'm secretly planning to crash my ex-best friend's wedding game of thrones style.

Minus the massive killings though.

>>673005846
I'm trans and don't have a tumblr so bye fag. Tumblr trannies are annoying though but we exist outside of that hellhole.

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I rented a hotel room last night and posted an ad on Craigslist with the address and room number and told them anybody could come use me as a human flesh light. AMA