NZ Thread? why has nobody made one yet tonight (or since i started looking at 7pm)
Why are IDs even gone?
>Christchurch
Here as usual
Just been refreshing waiting for someone else to make the thread.
we not out here tonight, this evening
Another chch reporting in. Good day y'all?
>>672989290
Get off 4chan you sheep fucking faggots
>>672989462
>>672989659
Go back to fucking your emu wife plebtier Aussie.
>>672989742
Baha neckbeard alert
>>672989825
How wrong you are friend.
Maybe tonight i find the full resolution image of this.
Anyone happen to have it?
also dunners reporting in.
>>672989892
Why would you want dis. Do you know her?
>>672989892
That bitch is fully yuck, trust you NZ pussies to be into this shit
>>672989290
Cause idbro always used to make the threads
We're too used to it just being there
>cops shooting it out with dope growing maoris edition
Seems like some hori got pissed off the chopper was pinching his plants.
Got my money on pigs for this one, wish I was there restoring rule of law with them. :(
>>672990014
I think i do, but i cant see it in high enough resolution to actually tell.
This was from an archive but the full resolution image there was 404'd
Kia ora whanau. Souf in ya mouf
Dunners reporting, bruh
Dunners reporting.
Gonna be a quiet one tonight?
>>672989585
Eyy more chch
>>672989290
IDBro died of cancer that's why. Usually comes up late anyway, pretty rare you'll find one at 7pm.
>>672990741
That timing was on point, mate!
How's it going?
Napier reportin in
>>672990888
or I guess Hawkes Bay
Just moved to Hamilton, anyone know any tinnie houses or weed hookups?
>Be me
>Be Aucklander
>Most populated city in New Zealand
>Minority in NZ threads.
Why is it like this?
hastings here
What's new bros?
>>672990992
Other towns have no nightlife, so their lowlife scum posts on /b/.
Where my gingers at?
why do all chinks have the same fucking haircut and hipster clothes?
>>672991168
eyo
this triggers me
>>672991206
So you can't identify them when they commit a crime.
NZ, when are you going to stop being so fucking likable? Seriously, go to war with someone. Colonize some brown people. Quit being all hobbity. Fuck.
>>672990871
Next to nothing between them!
Yeah I'm alright, man. How's it with you?
>>672990867
This. Also they get show up later and later even though we have more posters than ever before.
>>672991327
>Colonize some brown people
Shit you're behind the times a bit.
>>672991454
Doesn't count if England does it for you.
From lasts nights thread
>>672991643
lol is that putin.
>>672991327
a lot of brown people have already colonized us
>>672991168
We out here! It's the only time we can appear without getting sunburnt.
>>672991391
Eh, so-so. Pretty quiet week thus far, probably due for a wander.
Up to anything much or just the usual?
>>672991784
No it's Tony Abbott
>>672991784
>>672991251
Stand tall my ginger brethren.
>>672990086
Its always some cunt on a weed bust that goes fucking mental and starts lighting cops up. Its not like they are going away to prison for life. Dumb shit will be now though.
Why isnt anyone posting nudes
I hate this country. Why does everyone want to come here?
>>672991902
That's alright though. Just the usual drive around you reckon?
Nah just the usual. Quiet night tonight, somewhat tired though so probably won't hang around here too long
>>672991003
Yo hastings? name might know you
>>672992036
Because of the age of those in the pictures (at least thats why for me)..
>>672992130
you won't trust me
>>672990992
All of the Aucklanders are in /lgbt/
>>672992182
Where in hastings nigger area or slightly less nigger area?
Post cock picks ;)
>>672992047
Tourism TV ads.
>>672991643
gold
>>672992062
Yeah, something like that. Just anything, really!
Fair enough, mang. Early start tomorrow or you just knackered anyway?
what are these called again?
>>672992434
chillibin nikka
>>672992265
nigger area but I own my house
>>672992047
It's romanticized overseas. They don't see the reality
>>672992194
That feel when I'm the only straight man in Auckland. :(
>>672992434
It's a keepsy-cooly
>>672992434
For the last time, they're called Penguin Coffins.
>>672992506
Nice who deals in hastings?
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>>672990888
nelson checkn in and checkn tripp
>>672992351
Yeah I know how it is!
Just knackered, today was my early start for the week. Able to have a much welcomed sleep in tomorrow though, which will be alright
>>672992727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4VvRWTD3Ok
>>672992845
thanks, i think..
>>672992669
idk anymore bro I've just moved back to hastings recently
anyone in palmy got a bud connect perchance?
>>672992793
Ah, righto. Haha, tomorrow should be sweet as then. Enjoy it!
Why do people keep going to the hassle of trying to find weed? Is it really that much better than just being drunk?
>>672993360
way better lmao
What is the best uni to attend?
any anon nearby to where the pigs got shot up?
>>672993360
Yes. No hangover. No potential anger. No vision impairment.
>>672993512
no DT's no vomit
>>672993242
Yeah man, hopefully!
>>672992026
"fuck cops" huehuehueheuehue
>>672989290
woop woop!
fuck white people
i hate uni
Found an old but working mega.nz link from an NZ Thread.
https://mega.nz/#F!QdcmERjJ!AJ0xYdZ5LmwzRnN_TTlfsg
>>672992047
Because we have fucking beautiful nature. Down south has some astounding beauty, but you are too neckbeard to even go there and experience what our country has to offer lel. If you just love in the city (Auckland) it is shit.
>>672994150
im not surprised that happen the cops been pinching lotta peoples buds this season, i hope they go out in a blaze of glory
>>672994579
>Fuck white people
>I hate learning
You must be Maori. Kiaora bro
>>672993856
You getting another Friday off thanks to your progress?
And yo, did you ever end up seeing Deadpool?
>>672994793
or a coconut of some kind
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>>672994150
I kek'd but it was a sad kek.
Because its probably about his only fuckin reason.
I mean the dudes fucked now. He will have the STG to deal with plus the 3 lavs.
Just a shame we dont get live streams of this shit.
>>672995415
i just hope he walks out shooting and doesn't pussy out and shoot himself
>>672995102
Nah, got an assessment in that class so I figure I best go on Friday to work on it
Nah man, I didn't!
Hi, boys.
Just back from my walk. How we all?
>>672990957
last one i knew got burnt down
where'd you move to bruh? and where from?
>>672992434
That thing you use to keep the kids bodies soft.
>>672991514
shit son, where abouts in warkworth? i used to live up there
>>672995598
The Nightwalker Returns.
>>672990867
Cancer? I heard he overdosed on codeine in the tinychat after someone dared him to
is it okay if a sleep deprived canadian posts here?
>>672995839
there was 1 tinnie shop on tuam in chch before quakes that got firebomb several times but always reopened about a week later
hamilton fag reporting in
how is everyone tonight
>>672995987
Isn't he in prison for making a girl shit on a bus or something?
>>672995595
Haha, fair enough then. That the one you were working on last night?
Should suss it, man. Surely it's quietened down by now!
>>672996053
this one in hamilton won't open again, i'm certain
they're a bunch of pussies and sell shit weed anyways
>>672996111
The rumours just get wilder and wilder!
Also, checked.
>>672996009
Welcome canada bro
>>672996111
checking trip again..
nudes?
Where's the NZ sluts
>>672995987
No no he snuck in to north korea to rescue his 16 year old girlfriend. He'll probably face the death penalty.
>>672996123
Nah, received another one today, also due next Friday so I'd better put a bit of effort into them this weekend I suppose
Should, man! I'm fairly slack trying to organise things, I'd go though
>>672996166
dubs confirm that
>>672996368
Sweet pits brah.
>>672996111
Trips confirm it
>>672996422
Ah, righto. Is this the workload finally picking up for you? I imagine it'll be good to get stuck into them, anyway.
Fuck, you and me both!
>>672995939
Ja, gotta work them calves baby.
>inb4 "Didn't know you were a dairy farmer".
>>672991514
hey mr. moon
>>672996564
I guess so, for the moment anyway. It'll keep me busy for a bit which is always good
Shit, how'd that work then haha!
Aucklander reporting in
Also this pic related has been scamming some bros out if you know him go rax his wheels or something
>>672996111
Hahaha I used to post:
"Just seen a woman shit on a bus" maybe you're confusing it with that.
mushie season is imminent
>>672996755
Yeah man, better than getting bored of the place!
Well, I think we just organise between us, and then five people will ask for a lift to K-fry, and that's how it works
Where da dunedin nudes at?
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>>672996378
Playing cricket for Australia
>>672996986
For sure!
It's not overly hard work, but just means I have to put in some time and get it done
Oh yeah, that was the go last time!
>>672996889
I got it from an anon who said IDBro was arrested for that so he probs confused it and ya.
>>672997154
dat fucking ass tho goddamn
i wanna bury my face in it
>>672997154
MOAR!
>>672997323
Thanks anon. I'll let her know you like it.
>>672996935
I want to grow them but am scared of getting caught getting spores in and not sure which ones to really look for.
>>672997323
your not the only 1
>>672997416
>>672997470
exquisite
i envy you anon
>>672997554
dat ass too tho goddam
>>672997146
Well, as long as it doesn't just drag on for you, it's alright.
Where's femanon from the last one? She was pretty onto it.
Could probably organise the shit out of it!
>>672997494
you dont need to grow em, just find some in bark gardens, when you pick they will bruise/turn blue
>>672996111
>>672997316
#freeidbro
>>672997509
das nasty.
>>672997600
Yeah man, but even if it does, it is what it is, just gotta get shit done, eventually
She seemed it! Was she keen on the Deadpool idea? Had she even heard of it?
>>672997735
i know, ;)
Post cock picks tho ;)
>>672993163
bumpitty bump
>>672996843
Lol is that Michael?
You know the thread is dead when it devolves into nudefags.
>>672997598
Where you from?
>>672998087
hamilton bruv
fuuuuuuck that ass is beyond perfect, got any pics without panties?
>>672997758
Well, yeah, it just needs to get done, but it'd be nice if it actually engaged you!
I've got no idea, man. I don't even remember if it was mentioned or not haha
well it would some our friend shall soon become swiss cheese, i am going to be so dissapoint if he gives up our dies with out a firefight
>>672998296
Fucking kek
>>672998296
hey I remember this
Any Auckland blokes done any backpage sloots?
>>672998296
>>672998296
>Who accepted his request -.-
;_;
>>672998175
>>672997494
shroomworks, it's how I got my spores, and one spore print is all you need.
Also, where to find in Palmy?
>>672998296
I feel like IDbros died like a million times already
>>672998471
The hookers? Been thinking about it just like a BJ in the car or summat
More fucking nudes
>>672998471
Yooo. Yeah done a few. Best one is a fat white girl called bella, in new lynn. Natural oral, throats like a boss, licks balls and rims, does anal all for 140 an hour. Straight up, you can spit in this bitches face and rub your balls on her face. Literally everything. Only prob is she ugly
>>672998610
saved for future use *cough*
keep up the good work you magnificent human being
>>672998296
Wasn't this when Gaynazi was trolling the uni overheard pages?
>>672998268
Yeah well that's true
Not on the night it wasn't, it was an after idea
>>672998296
>>672998796
Turns me on to know you fap over her
>>672998653
>shroomworks
Thanks, mate.
draw doge may mays here
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>>672998947
i assure you, faps will be had
where abouts are you located?
>>672998947
And he's not the only one.
>>672998947
i busted a huge nut last time you poster her here
>>672998802
Yes.
Got banned for:
"Just seen a woman shit on a bus".
>>672998947
Post pics withe her face, will be legendary
>>672998947
sure but whats her tits like?
>>672998610
ugh what the fuck is that saggy black thing between her legs? did you put a kiwifruit there 6 months ago and let it fester?
>>672998957
*sporeworks
>>672999217
Virgin detected
>>672998816
Righto, I forget. I suppose we could just ask her lol
why the fuck are you all amazed by the fat bitch? shes turrible
>>672999290
no i know what a vagina looks like mate and that yuck black squshy looking piece of fruit isnt very well maintained plus shes a landwhale
>>672999163
>>672998471
kek, just found someone i know on there
>>672997631
Careful about this, Nelson fag here, we all used to get our shrooms from a public park called Isel Park and the cunts in the council found out so they started spraying, except some still come up - I'm not sure what herbicide they used so I can't confirm if they'll still be edible but it's best to be cautious and not take them.
so yeah, public parks aren't always best spots since councils are spray happy.
>>672999314
Yeah man, no harm in doing so
>>672999060
>>672999061
>>672999088
Thanks anons.
>>672999540
terrible stop trying to show off your beta gf you neckbearded fuck
>>672999540
have you got a full body pic?
>>672999677
>>672990048
NZ grills are shit-tier. We have to take anything we can get :(
>>672998947
what does her asshole smell like?
>>672999806
My cum
>>672999799
u joking? your all just shit tier
>>672999806
i bet it smells and tastes absolutely glorious
>>672999806
fermented kiwifruit
>>672999649
You wanna do it? Work around your schedule, 'cause I'm never doing anything anyway
>>672999799
>tfw you're dating a girl from FL
>tfw she flies 16 hours across the world to fuck you for 2 weeks
>feelsgoodmang
Have to import my pussy, but it's GST free, tax free, gluten free, sugar free, all good.
lots of NZ fags here https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/btards
>>673000030
did you also import your faggotry?
>>672999806
Mince and cheese pie.
>>672999958
Could do, but in saying that it won't be priority either
>>673000139
mate that would be glorious
>>673000134
anon w-why.
>>673000309
>>673000212
I wouldn't expect it to be, man! It's not like it's some important business, it's just hangs if you're keen for hangs
>>672997735
Kanye could have had anyone.
RIP in pieces bro.
>>673000373
kek
>>672989892
here ya go buddy. if you know her name then pay me back by telling us
>>672997735
>>673000443
I find that so unsexy
>>673000508
>>673000443
kanye is a chump. him and that trashy whore are made for each other
>>672999895
Kek. Mostly the women m8.
Symptom of affluent western society. Women don't have to try anymore.
>>673000614
>>673000428
Yeah mayn, will sort it!
Although I'm jumping off here for the night anyways
Have a good one, yo!
>>673000550
shes gross aye. and i reckon that pics been shooped so she looks thinner at the waist
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>>673000514
lol looks a bit like this whore i used to work with in welly. she got knocked up n moved to palmy
>>673000677
I'm confused. Does the woman in the picture represent me or you?
I think you fucked up babe.
>>672998653
i could prob help you locate some shroomery, probably close to the river on massey side. haven't been looking yet but im sure i could spot some under the right weather conditions....
any idea where id be able to get some weed around here though??
>>673000738
Cool, give us a yell if and when.
Sweet as, get some kip. Catch up!
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>>673000514
Thank you /b/ro.
It's not who it kinda looked like from the tiny thumbnail though :/
>>673000950
no.
>>672997470
I'd like some more like this please
>>673000970
no worries mate. should we start a nudes vola or are people not going to contribute?
>>673000841
Generally you
>>673000950
more
or maybe just more girls
idc
>>673000742
the ratio is all off, ass is a bit excessive.
for my taste I like a nice somewhat firm ass with some well rounded tits.
>gif related
>>673001206
So I dis NZ women and you post a women being bashed with a trashbin in response.
Do you think you got me good?
>>673001498
I like a wide range of body types...but I prefer a fit tight asian body myself.
Kim is just gross. I wouldn't hit that if she was the last woman on earth
picture hot but unrelated
>>673000850
Not for like another week or so sadly, I'm a hermit so I really only have one source
>>673001702
i'm open to just about everything, i draw the line at anorexics, musclebound chicks and obese chicks, anything between those three is alg
anyone keen for a nudes vola? ill start
>>673001921
sure
>>673001921
>
yep
>>673002000
>>673002027
/r/vlRBFT trips have spoken
>>673001515
Pretty much. Want somealloe for that burn mate? Sauce for that chop?
>>673002267
I guess being overweight does affect your intelligence afterall.
>>673002442
your mother's living proof of that she proved it when she didn't abort you
>>673002620
kek lose some weight tubby. Then maybe boys will like you
>>673001726
infinitely better than anything i can get...
fresh off the boat here...
id say email me or something but then id get a bunch 4chan freak spam (id imagine) if i were give out my email.
so don't really know where to go from here...
Red Peak ftw
>>673002554
dam son, cold blooded.
>>673002699
You keep going back to weight jokes, why? What makes you think I'm chubby lol or is that the only lame comeback you have "her deep your fat herp derp"
>>673002554
omnomnomnom
>>673002724
Not the guy you're talking to, but just make a throwaway gmail quickly.
Mind you, most people don't bother spamming messages anyway
>>673002829
what a shit flag
now THIS is a flag to stand up and salute
>>673002699
you avin a giggow m8?
>>673002929
freakin lasers
>>673002845
You're an NZ female.
You're almost certainly fat.
>>673002829
>>673002929
hes got a point and dubs...