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Oh boy, another thread for you to close in a fit of autistic rage because someone on /b/ is being mean to you.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>672978333
damn trips stole my image
>>672978333
Like, a grill shaped like a shark?
>>672978515
>>672978049
And now people are sexualizing the zebra from the juicy fruit bubblegum.
I've literally seen everything.
>>672978558
I wish I had a shark shaped BBQ
>>672978810
That doesn't seem very healthy. Or comfortable.
>>672978772
You will never see enough, anon.
Hello my friends
>>672978885
novelty grills are fun, not that I grill very much.
>>672978980
Go away you shitty wannabe furry. That shit is stupid as fuck and not welcome in these threads. Go back to /h/ with the rest of the catgirl scum.
>>672978980
not furry but I love that artist so I'm not going to complain.
>>672979040
>not that I grill very much.
Oh, sorry. I had mistaken you for a guy.
Im trying to get a gf irl, any tips?
whats with the crossboard spam
>>672979179
rape
>>672979215
time to go
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>>672979215
weapons grade autism, it's just an image board, if people get upset here over things posted here they need to get out more.
just let it happen, spam has been here since the start and it will be here when the site dies.
>>672979428
I dont think thats very good advice
>>672979179
1) Get fit. You don't have to become a pro weightlifter but being able to bench your own body weight.
2) Spend more time offline. The general rule about meeting women in message boards is this : Attractive, Sane, Available. Pick only two.
3) Learn to socialize offline. It's a whole different world out there. People won't give a shit about the things that 4channers give a shit about.
4) Expect to fail. Chances are very, very good you'll get shot down more than a few times. You have to keep at it until you finally mange to meet the right person.
It might sound cruel or mean, but dating ugly or fat girls is actually good practice. It helps you learn how to properly speak with girls. Just don't settle for them. Unless that's your fetish.
But seriously it's super, super easy to land fat or ugly girls in a relationship. Go on tinder and find the ones you'd normally never go out with and send them a message. It's good practice.
>>672979753
Whoops, I deleted part of 1) by mistake.
"Being able to bench your own bodyweight isn't a difficult goal and when you reach that milestone you'll be looking very good."
>>672979753
Thanks dad
>>672979179
No fedora
No trying to fit in
Look within communities you enjoy and not in areas you don't belong, basically be your self and look for like minded people, this also works with making friends. Ive made friends at comicons and got a handy in the bathroom once this way (it was unpleasant as she obviously never handled a penis before but she tried her best)
>>672979721
Fuck I love his work so much, I have so much of it saved, he just draws the best girls ever.
>>672979879
Are there any other ridiculously obvious things you need any help with? Explanations for why the sky is blue? Help on figuring out how to tie a tie? Because I'm full of obvious, easy answers to shit that everyone else finds super simple.
>>672979921
>Ive made friends at comicons and got a handy in the bathroom once this way
It's sad that you actually seem to regard that as some kind of accomplishment.
>>672980035
My medication kicked in, no amount of spam will make me not happy, my brain has so much dopamine I physically can't be unhappy for the next 14 hours.
have at it, also more funny trump.
>>672980099
No im just 18 and kind of an idiot
>>672980176
it's not an accomplishment, making friends is massively easy unless you have autism or are a sociopath, I once made friends at my dads church despite me being rather atheist and them being baptist, don't be a dick and you can make friends it's not complicated, it wasn't an accomplishment it was just an example.
the costume bathroom handy is more of a regret as I cringe whenever I think about it but again, also easy when dealing with virgin fangirls and a comic convention.
>>672980238
Check this out
>>672980299
Don't tell them you're into furry porn, don't try to get lucky on a first date (It happens but generally the kinds of girls who'd fuck you that early aren't the kinds of girls you'd want to put your dick in). Don't mention the internet unless she brings it up first. Even then primarily stick to the things she talks about. Don't mention 4chan. Don't try to explain memes. Find out what she likes and try to talk about it. Find out what she does for a living and talk about it - people love to talk about the things they're good at, the more interest you show in that the easier it is to make a connection.
>>672980238
same
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why i haven't i been banned yet? maybe it's cause i'm advertising a board g00k made
>>672980613
Im actually kind of mentally insane
>in4 edgy
My views on the world are kind of fucked up because im the top 1% and actually know about most of the fucked up stuff
>>672978049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WjZ7gXnMbE
Evening guys
>>672980843
You're not mentally insane, you're just a pathetic manchild trying to impress strangers on an image board for some reason.
>>672980299
Eh, don't worry about it we where all idiots at that age, when I was 18 I was the typical fedora wearing trench coat wearing edgy atheist militant who never smiled, now I respect others religions and don't wear the fedora, I still have my winter long coat as it's comfy but I don't wear trench coats int he summer unless it's pouring rain and I take it off inside like a normal person.
I think I still have the fedora somewhere but i'm not sure exactly where.
Whatever you will be fine.
>>672980652
kek that's fucking hilarious
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>>672980652
I fucking love that webm.
>>672980760
really? what are you on and why?
>>672980940
Hey stumpy.
I forgot if you actually went by something.
You should really sync up.
>>672980989
You're not making yourself sound like any less of a fedora-tipping neckbeard with that statement
>>672981060
Fuck off, you dont understand if youve never experienced it.
>>672980760
no you haven't been banned because /b/ has like 2 mods who rarely do their jobs, I once saw a CP thread remain until image limit, the mods here do not do a good job.
>>672980940
Furry amputee porn?
>>672980843
>Im actually kind of mentally insane
big deal so is the rest of /b/ welcome to the club edgy fuck
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>>672981282
Top
Fucking
Kek
>>672981282
You shouldn't be on your phone this late little boy, your parents would be so upset if they knew.
>>672981157
if you say so
enjoying the fur?
>>672981128
Stumpy's usually enough.
GMPH or Mighty otherwise.
>>672981356
Yup, just the one character of mine though.
>>672981460
Sorry your too immature too deal with the hard facts of real life; go ahead and keep browsing /b/ and stay with the shitty job you have.
>>672981559
I have some of her saved, she's cute.
>>672981489
Honestly there's been 1 or 2 good images but most are awful.
But then I blame the fact that I've been lurking these threads (And occasionally dumping) for so many years that it all looks the same. Hardly anything stands out anymore. All the new artists seem mediocre, and far too few of the old ones are still active.
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>>672981660
guys if you want to fence your autism for to the /trash/ thread and fight.
>>672981660
Oh how very, very little you know. But what else can we expect from grade schoolers.
>>672981676
Well thanks a lot for that, she's one of my favorites.
>>672981815
/trash/ is for furry porn, /b/ is for autistic internet slapfights and shitty image dumps.
This thread needs more bunny cunny.
>>672981876
Nice comeback, im really hurt; gona jerk off now.
>>672981758
I will agree it all kind of blends together, Ive only been into fur porn for over a year and it's kind of all blended together for me, but I got into it because of my vore fetish and a lot of my fur pictures have a vore spin in my mind so I still enjoy it, I also enjoy the conversation in these threads, when I work non of my friends are awake as I work at night so these threads keep me company.
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>>672981936
I think they are both for autistic image dumping to be honest.
like how /a/ is for autistic shitposting
/d/ is for unrelenting dick spam
/vg/ is for up their own ass angry people
/pol/ is for trump supporters
the list goes on, not a single normal board here.
>>672981758
I dunno mate. I think a few artists stand out brighter than others.
>>672981312
good point
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>>672982132
>I also enjoy the conversation in these threads
How fucking low are your standards for conversation? If you come here just to catch up with friends, that I can understand. I still hang out hoping to see Air or some of the other really oldtimers. I still miss Clint to this day.
But these days there IS no good conversation. It's mostly spam, people complaining about spam, and desperate attempts (Typically futile and ridden with failure) to steer the conversation away from the spam.
>>672982509
But where else can we go to get out daily cup of dank memes?
>>672982831
Its time to stop
>>672982509
I pay more attention to my work so the conversation can be low and it's good to me.
for example i'm acualy enjoying talking to you.
If I want good deep conversation i'll converse with one of my science corespondents or go and discuss things on a discussion forum, /b/ is for simple light basic conversation as I work.
>>672982446
Very, very few and they're very, very far between.
I will say that almost every artist out there manages to make at least one image that's genuinely worth interest but even then the majority of crap is just the same old shit we've seen day in and day out.
I don't post often, I lurk more than anything else, but I went from saving ~5-10 images a day a few years back to ~3 a week if I'm lucky.
>>672982953
If you're looking for mindless white noise while you work to keep yourself from being bored, there's literally no end to the better alternatives.
>>672982953
You sound like a nerd
>>672982831
nice meme xDDDD that frog is fucking funny
>>672982963
Kind of like in the vore are area only like 3 artists are talented and produce really good work, the rest are hacks or are really bad and make no attempt to improve.
on that note, people who use MMD or other 3D rendering software to make shitty poser porn need to stop.
>>672983116
Memes.
>>672983245
3d rendering porn is not easy
>>672983105
I am a nerd, i'm the space suit / science guy who likes shark bellies and works at night on a number of projects ranging from menial part construction to writing papers and proposals and solicit aerospace companies for information and correspondence.
so yeah Nerd BIG nerd.
>>672983365
Nobody said it was easy. But being difficult doesn't automatically make it good. 9 times out of 10 despite it being technically impressive, it's still absolutely awful.
>>672983365
if it's done well it's fine, i'm talking about the people who badly pose MMD characters and screen cap it for upload to DeviantArt
>>672983517
You sound like you need to go to a nightclub or a rave.
>>672983735
I have a couple times, not my jam, I end up being no fun so I generally don't go out of courtesy for my friends.
Strip clubs are fun however and I have a good time there.
>>672983517
You sound like one of my coworkers. I handle a lot of sales and customer contact in the business, as well as most of the on-site support. He's a goddamn genius and always in late working on some server or another, last to leave in the evenings, etc.
He's also awful at hygiene and gets dates pretty much by telling them the state of his bank account.
I wish I had a gf who was also a furry, the amount of weird butt stuff that could happen would be beautiful.
>>672983927
Damn man I hope you at least have a girlfirend/ boyfriend.
>>672979529
>Weapons grade autism
We're reaching levels of kek that shouldn't even be possible
>>672983972
well, i'm not a genius and I have good hygiene, i'm well versed in a few topics but i'm retarded in others.
For example I can describe the internal workings of a magnetoplasma engine or describe the physics behind the alcubierre drive or build a farnsworth fusor, But I also failed a high school algebra class 3 times.
>>672984030
They exist. They're super, super fucking rare especially here on 4chan though.
Unless you're into traps, there's been quite a few of those.
>>672984207
I had a girlfriend a few years ago but sadly Ive been single for 4 years.
>>672984610
I really just want at least one furry, emo, or crazy girl to date in my life. Just one too love and be with or something.
>>672984760
Sorry to hear that, im sure things will get better and your meet someone.
>>672984949
rip english
>>672984852
I dated a furry girl briefly just out of high school. Had a tryst with an emo girl who was genuinely crazy, but luckily when we broke it off she didn't go all psycho like she did with previous exes.
Honestly though neither was much into butt stuff. My current GF isn't either but I'm slowly trying to push in that direction.
hiroyuki should hire me i just made the most successful thread on /trash/
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>>672985077
good for you
it's been up for hours and only has 14 posters
this thread has been up for a few minutes and has the same number.
>>672985043
You are SO fucking lucky, thats like my fantasy to be with a girl like that.
I cant really talk to girls that well out of fear and serious lack of self-confidence.
>>672984949
Eh it's fine, now that i'm really getting over my anxiety disorder and can get back to school and continue my degree I'll have more opportunities to socialize.
>>672985252
thanks, didnt notice that
>>672985320
It's not luck. It's patience, perseverance, and getting off the computer and actually going out to meet people.
Have you looked in to see if there's any furry meet up type groups in your area? Cons? Any gatherings at all?
When I was doing the whole college thing I worked a lot of evening and night shifts and those are heaven for meeting emo girls. Night shift call centers are awful, awful places to work but I swear 1 in every 3 graveyard shift workers is an emo girl.
If you guys want to have something playing in the background that will also make you laugh check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA
Carl Sagan is so easy to edit as his voice is the same tone no matter what he says.
>>672983452
Made a version that actually has boobs, asshole.
>>672985716
I just listened to this and my life is forever changed.
>>672986483
Carl Sagan is life changing by him self, the meat planet is a whole other level.
Well since the thread's gotten boring as hell and nobody's posting anything work looking at, I'm going to get some sleep. I'll be lurking tomorrow. Most likely.
>>672986841
Bye dad
>>672986897
Now there's a horrifying thought.
>>672986841
night
>>672987022
i'm comfy here.
Trying to train myself to sleep less, that better solution than furry porn?
so what are you all doing?
>>672987853
Lying in bed next to GF. Didn't get laid cus too much time on Rust....
>>672988208
lifes hard
>>672988208
sex gf
>>672987853
Listening to stupid LPs and contemplating playing Monster Hunter instead of sleeping.
>>672988244
Yup
>>672988352
I don't feel like waking her up
>>672988442
wake up and sex her
I'm watching the Mythbusters series final.
>>672988692
Arent their 2 episodes left still?
>>672988813
they have a couple non episodes but the final actual episode aired already.
>>672988910
Damn son, did it give people feels?
>>672989018
it did, will it give me feels? i'll let you know when it's done.
my /trash/ thread reached it's limit
>>672978772
That's a character made by kadath named diamond and has nothing to do with juicy fruit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJQdTJcE_U
i need to invest into a 4chan pass this captcha is killing me
>>672989582
They killed Buster in a glorious way, gods speed you dummy gods speed.
yes I have feels now
>>672990080
It was MADE by kadath without the bubble gum being involved.
People eventually started yelling "HEY THAT'S SIMILAR TO THE BUBBLEGUM ZEBRA" and kadath acknowledged it, but the actual creation of the character had nothing to do with bubblegum.
>>672990533
no i know that i just thought it would be funny to post i fucking love diamond
oh and by the way it's OP and i'm baaaack
>>672990744
o
my bad
>>672991360
i soooo wish i was that guy
>>672981113
METH AND JUST FOR THE KICKS
guys this episode is giving me feels
>>672991473
nothing id wouldnt give to bang just the giraffe tho
Someone post more trump lizards.
>>672992629
Sorry m8, all I have to contribute is Seelyvag
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>>672992045
I won't even lie, I came into this thread hoping to see more furs wearing these hats because I'm drunk and found it very amusing..
well I cried a bit.
14 years and now its over.
I can't fucking SLEEEEP !!!
so here I am posting in this thread I started like 3 + hours ago -_-
Hate how scales arent popular. Love me some snek, or dragons or some other reptile
>>672994322
I like scales too
>>672994322
Fur is superior.
>>672994489
Im picky with fur. Not so much with scales
>>672993234
wat
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>>672995022
Thx anons. Got some before thread is kill
>>672994975
was watching the Mythbusters series finally
>>672994727
I'm picking with my h/fur and s/fur. Less so with g/fur. Being bi makes finding porn really easy, some times. but I struggle with getting off to human on human because the interaction always seems so forced and awkward.. But I can watch a man/woman jack off and get off super fast.
Sexuality is weird, I'm a deviant, and I'll kill myself later. Worry not.
>>672995213
Is it Kill now?
I should dl this season and watch.
>>672995303
yep, after 14 years it ended on the weekend.
>>672995387
I used to watch, but I haven't for a while.
Hell, I haven't had a tv for probably 8 years.
>>672995268
Ive gotten kinds bored with humans. I like the creativity in /fur. Kinda refreshing. Not a fan of hair since I always imagine it would get very uncomfortable, wet, messy etc which is why I gravitate less to it and more to scales
>>672995825
I have very thick hair, and can verify that just with it on my head it's annoying wet. I would hate being a fur with it all over my body.. I agree I tend to dislike "wet" pictures in /Fur
My main issue with scales is the same issue I have with h/Fur. There's a strange fascination with hyper. It's VERY common for those two, and I hate it. I'm not really even a fan of large breasts, which is why I don't tend to get off to s/Fur often.
>>672996247
It never ends
>>672996175
I keep my hair exteemely short. I can deal with short hair like horses or something. But yea I agree, huge breasts ruin it for me. Pribably because Im a butt guy. I would like that ever so popular shark gril pic if she didnt have microwave sized juggs
