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Incoming penis
Stars, snuggle me.
Cocks in my ass
I forgot to tell the pizza delivery guy that the apartment complex is gated
I hope he gets in okay
>>672972430
I would have done it shortly after I had gotten everything taken care of. But uh, by that time I had gotten rusty. Also it required js work, which was mostly foreign to me.
>>672972654
Stay safe pizza.
1 like = 1 slice.
>>672972649
Cocks in my mouth
>>672972582
Sounds like a line from a weird night sky children's book.
>>672972726
js is fucking horrible anyway
good riddance
>>672972835
I typo'd
>>672972654
Offer to take him out to make it up to him.
>>672972745
>out of holes
Cocks are great tho
>>672972649
you may want to get that looked at
>672972430
well i hope it goes well and you can find a nice place, that would be pretty fucking neat
>>672973074
I will not
>>672973255
thanks
>>672973144
Dunno I am only into oral. Don't want anything in my ass thank you.
>>672972654
>Freklz lives in a gated community
Why am I not surprised.
>>672973412
you would be surprised at the number of drug deals in the parking lot it fails to keep out
>>672973255
Already did. I got 2 weeks to live, wat do?
>>672973337
I'm dom, but I can appreciate a pounding every once in a while
>>672973297
Some gentleman you are.
>>672973412
Somebody has to keep him locked up.
>>672973641
Hi Dom. Have you ever had sex irl with an actual person?
>>672973713
you know me
>>672973641
Buy headstone
>>672973587
Yeah, its amazing how little the gate keeps out if you don't lock. Used to live in a complex like that next to a rehab clinic, had fucking bums and junks hanging outside my apartment.
>>672973819
Nah, I just play down there sometimes
>>672973923
Unfortunately. How many pizza man hearts do you break a week? They're just disposable to you.
>>672974037
Eww that's nasty
>>672974188
Rather nasty, yes
>>672974275
Ever wanted to find a bf?
>>672974033
it's not a particularly nice community anyway
like 70% students
they left the gate open for about six months because the mechanism broke and they couldn't be bothered to fix it
>>672974168
every
single
one
So my friend let me borrow an xbox controller
im trying to decide if I want to start dark souls right now
>>672974582
you do.
>>672974582
Don't put your friend's vibrating xbox controller up your butt while monsters beat you up in Dark Souls.
>>672974419
I've had a couple of them. Didn't get sexual because they weren't really ready for it, and I didn't feel like trying to change their mind. As of current, I am very open to that option
>>672974582
it's a good game
>>672974791
Aww. Best I got is a straight friend who is reluctantly willing to cam occasionally...
>>672974941
These images are OpPrSsInG mE
>>672975130
this
is anyone else even dumping?
>>672975013
Everyone in my vicinity is too much of a faggot to lend pics of their dicks to strange gay people
>>672975240
no
you should really try to fit in more
>>672975240
No we are patiently awaiting the rest of this OC
>>672975307
ill atleast finish the comic
>>672975306
Well he won't go that far either.. but apparently ass is fine. Also I am not a strange gay person >_< how dare you!
>>672975194
Honestly, though. Is cowboys and indians a thing people are into?
>>672975341
you must be new
>>672975469
at least one person, clearly
>>672975520
I rather think the converse is true
>>672975443
What a tease
>>672974668
this is a revelation
>>672974777
i'm not sure if this will help me win
>>672974798
that's what i hear
>>672975422
Comic dumpers are the best way that I know to make all the regular dumpers abandon a thread.
>>672975520
Been here a few years. So yeah you're probably right. Never seen this series tho.
>>672975469
typically no, but this comic turned me onto g fur.
i regret nothing.
>>672975620
Exactly. I think I'll go crazy eventually. But that's fine by me :)
>>672975763
That's the spirit!
this is pretty terrible
>>672975651
i dont often dump, but im in a gay kind of mood tonight.
sorry for potentially killing the thread?
>>672975938
WRONG!
>>672975938
this
>>672976026
I don't care, just an FYI if you go into threads and comic dump often and wonder why they're so dead.
>>672975889
That's the perspective that I have on the issue. Also; I was not accurate when I said I've never had sex with someone, I have sucked one guy, and he was supposed to be straight. Turns out he is.
>>672975915
thanks!
>>672975938
between you and >>672975651
i just feel like cancer at this point
>>672975938
Why are you posting girls anyway? You faggots can't even keep it together anymore... I miss the days of proper g/fur
![1453453785.redrusker_dukehyena_-_an_evening_in_[low].png](https://i.imgur.com/oX29EVj.jpg "1453453785.redrusker dukehyena - an evening in [low]")
>>672976295
those never existed
>>672976208
Well lucky you. Actually I was offered to do so too but I was too scared. Now I regret it forever.
Someone needs to buy the rights to BattleTanx and make a reboot.
>>672976295
why not?
>>672976295
ha ha
>>672976262
If you're here on the weekend there are more anon furs, they like the hardblush comic brigade more than the people here for conversation.
>>672976397
They did to me. Dunno, at least there weren't girls being posted. But now it's become */fur
>>672976429
Honestly, I should have been with more guys and stuff, since I'm not the shy kind of guy. I don't know, it's just that I'm not really interested in any guys in my school to do anything buy but fuck them, and that's not really something I feel like doing (no pun intended) Also everyone at my school is a pussy and it's rediculous
So I discovered this shit recently, and I get a boner every time I see it. What the fuck? Why is an armpit fetish even a thing?
>>672976295
Because they're too insecure to actually save gay porn to their computers
>>672976907
exoticism?
I'm going to hang out in here for a while, the autism levels in the s/fur threads are reaching critical mass.
>>672977055
aren't they always
>>672976857
Go to more tough guy locations for pickups.
>>672977055
You can say that again.
>>672976857
You in high school? I found high school kids to be idiots and now that I'm in university it's a mixture of idiots or smart snakes. Also I am unfortunately very shy... It's forever alone life for me. But hey, porn is fine right :')
>>672977055
g/fur is always really chillax and I don't know why
>>672977055
tell me
>>672976909
i consider myself straight, but gfur is some of the sexiest porn ive looked at. dunno why i feel that way.
>>672977055
>>672976743
Look at that prediction.
>>672977330
it is probably because you want to fuck man asses
>>672977210
> porn is fine right :')
Correct!
Anywho, I have to sleep.
Expecting everyone to cater to you here is like expecting ceasefires to work in Syria
>>672977220
It's because the g/fur people are actually good about ignoring spammers and thus the spammers always avoid these threads because they never get a rise out of them.
Whereas some guy was flooding cringe pics, YLYL, fluffy ponies, and WH40K and the s/fur people had like three or four threads open at once.
>>672977387
I'm not gonna start posting girls. I just wanted to hang out with furries without the extreme autism in the s/ threads.
>>672977405
Ok good night then. Nice talking to you anon. Sleep tight!
>>672976990
Shit, maybe. I'll post one more in an attempt to gain a convert. kek
>>672975704
Touka-Chan
wish my pupils were heart shaped honestly
>>672977556
I like seeing smooth shaven skin, so maybe that's part of it
>>672977709
this
>>672977551
>not even anon
Yeah, I'll see ya around... probably
>>672977405
Bye.
>>672977709
That would be pretty awful.
>>672977709
Yeah and I wish I was a dragon. But hey, life's not fair.
>>672977388
cant say ive had the urge to. i think its because certain scenarios seem super hot to me, but i wouldnt want to be in said scenario first person. am i the only one? lol
>>672977220
just hanging out with our wangs out.
>>672977330
I remember a friend telling me that, in her sexuality class, she learned that people tend to have different fetishes online because there are almost literally no conceivable consequences to whatever the fetishes is. For example, a person can think impregnation porn is hot online, but the likely consequences of exploring that fetishes in real life turn them completely off to the idea in real life.
>>672977709
Can't you get custom contacts that would do exactly that?
>>672977330
because like any porn, the characters are pretty much made to a degree of perfection you can't get most times irl. and of course a lot of the boys have slightly feminine/androgynous builds
>>672975469
I am part Native American and I would love to be settled on like this
>>672978001
Wow, my phone's autocorrect butchered that...
>>672978001
thats interesting!
having a fair amount of gay porn on my computer makes girlfriends a little more at ease with the topic as well. gay porn improved my life. who knew.
>>672977868
your not alone....
I'm fairly bisexual, but I prefer really, really girly guys. Like, totally androgynous can't tell if they're male or female without a visible penis.
>>672977780
I think it's something about the girl being really sweaty too. I find that gym scenes are way hotter.
>>672977780
touches your tail
>>672977849
you know all about being awful.
>>672977866
me too, also that.
>>672977868
you and also that other guy want to FUCK MAN ASSES
>>672978357
You're*
>>672977556
Give it some fur and then we'll talk
>>672978413
not really into sweat so I can't really comment on that
but I can understand the appeal
>>672978498
touches yours back
>>672978550
Ask, and you shall receive. lmao
>>672978624
Touches your inner butthole with tongue
>>672978524
>cancer
>>672978498
It takes one to know one, it lends credence to my statement.
Needs more beastiality webm(s)
>>672978768
>Dom's true feelings.
i dunno that seems pretty terrible to be covered in fur forever
>>672978830
I suppose if you're gonna be a faggot then being educated doesn't matter much...
switching to reimu
>>672978768
kill yourself honestly
>>672978624
omg no one's done that before~
>>672978862
it does not take one to know one
>>672978933
well...
>>672978933
Since he is sleeping and I spoke to him last, I will represent his interests here.
>>672978696
See there, Now your headed in the right direction
>>672979020
I once wanted to but then I realized being a fucking faggot is way better.
>>672979055
>mfw still cant share 6k asriel picture folder
>>672979119
I'm legitimately laughing now.
>>672979072
Express more of your inner feelings, dom.
>>672978891
It would be nice if the thread didn't get trimmed though.
>>672979055
Now you're just talking crazy.
>>672979055
>>672978696
That actually is a lot better.
>>672979128
Hi Chibi.
I do not know any homosexuals on a personal level, therefore I (personally) am not a homosexual.
>>672979327
I am lonely at night and pretend to be happy by day. I come here because everyone in my physical vicinity is incompatible with my personality and interests.
Also these captcha's are getting extremely annoying. Can I prove I am not a robot permanently?
>>672979574
Kaykay
>>672979336
you have already forgotten our conversation about black tar heroin
>>672979391
w-wow
>>672979598
>not homosexual
That is false and you know it
>>672979617
Dont you just fill that emptiness with penises?
anyone seen zootopia and was it good?
>>672979391
It's spreading now. >:D
>>672979848
Who says?
>>672979930
YOUR DICK
>>672979860
Can't even find one to fill it.
>>672976857
>>672979617
None of us can prove that.
>>672979769
I forget most things in the time period of six hours.
>>672979863
It was rated well. People keep coming in here saying they liked it.
>>672979930
You are a fag get over it
I know this doesn't count as furry, but I think it's a nice enough picture to post anyway.
>>672980012
Incorrect, my dick is mute. Unless of course you are speaking of penial arousal in the form of erection.
I will tell you, sir. That my "DICK" is quite flaccid.
>>672980188
It's true, I assure you. He won't admit it when awake but deep inside he knows. You have to be deep inside him to find out.
>>672980188
>>672979863
>hoping for raunchy sex scene with rabbit
>>672980090
Is your butthole cavernous now?
>>672980188
you have my prayers in this time of need
>>672980338
your dick wants MAN ASS!!!
>>672980282
lol, you are wrong.
>>672980479
Wouldn't know; haven't been inside it.
>>672980520
im not a digimon fan, sorry
>>672980510
No no, my penis wants to reside in the rightful home of vagina.
>>672980378
Hope for better days, not sexier rabbits.
>>672980510
Thank you. On an unrelated note, what is the street value of a prayer?
>>672980660
>>672980723
a man's vagina, the ass hole
>>672980728
you are the one with all the info on black tar heroin, you tell me
>>672980728
14 Canadian rupees
>>672980632
You should make some time in your day to go on an expedition in your butthole.
>>672980723
Your penis started out inside a vagina but then it left. Guess it wanted something else after all.
>>672980783
>>672980839
That is yukky, I do not want that.
A hole is a hole. Just fuck it.
What do you guys think of MtF trannies?
>>672980954
Sadly, I cannot get vagina because girls think im yukky.
Its frustrating being too ugly to hump.
>>672980900
Perhaps you can join me on the adventure?
>>672981149
gay fag
>>672981135
At least an ideal partner for you even exists. For most people in here they are all imaginary :')
>>672980839
I don't know anything about prayers, is the problem.
>>672980875
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Canada, so this does not help me.
>>672981135
>yukky
kekked
>>672981188
I am quite fine in my household.
>>672980977
you want to destroy the sweet boy butt
>>672981311
they're more prevalent and a stronger sedative than whatever you got
>>672981135
post pics im sure its not that bad
>>672981311
Guess I don't exist then...
>>672981394
Stop lying to yourself and cum here.
>>672981290
Those people will still get sex though. I am fated to be a virgin forever.
My days are saturated with envy.
>>672981084
I don't care. They're usually pretty kooky though.
>>672981431
Maybe I'll have to give it a try. Find a priest to trip sit me or something.
>>672981456
One can hope.
is anyone else getting random 404 on images they click?
>>672981431
Please stop this, you are making me feel weak and less like a man and without masculinity I will break into tears.
>>672981616
You're in the right thread then. Welcome to the club.
>>672981311
Fuck Canada! Nuke those poutine-loving good for nothing motherfuckers!
Just a quick survey, how many GB of pics do you guys have accumulated?
>>672981627
hello again friend
>>672981707
find a priest for somethin else too
>>672981753
what? it is not unmanly at all to show dominance over weaker, lesser males.
>>672981962
Great. At least I don't have to suicide now.
>>672982005
5k pics. I'm not sure how much space it takes up though.
>>672982005
Gameboy?
>>672982005
think less than 1. i curate a prestigious collection.
>>672982005
13 mb
>>672982105
Hello again savage
>>672982145
Watch that edge, it's sharp.
>>672981253
Heck yeah I am!
>>672981442
If my looks were a taste, think tobacco chew spittle in a warm milk and decaying mushroom soup.
>>672981135
pics or your lying
>>672982210
for why do you label me savage
>>672982300
you're*
>>672981580
You are acting smelly.
nibi tastes like garlic cloves, which i eat whole for fun sometimes.
>>672982240
I cut my finger once on that thing... Don't ask.
>>672982289
your setting yourself up for failure then, describe is it acne rittled, asymetrical patchy explain
Also do you guys have any favourite porn vids? Like longer than 5 seconds? Links please?
>>672982376
hes using your i r o n i c a l l y
>>672982378
Does my odor disturb you?
>>672982105
I am smaller and weaker than most males. I have to go after females.
>>672982525
irony is a fucking plague
>>672982541
sweet jesus no pls
>>672981736
Not really.
>>672982105
Ooh, wine and crackers, good call.
>>672982623
are you intentionally implying that strong males seek weak males, and weak males seek females?
>>672982630
you can say anything followed by i r o n i c a l l y and its essentially the no homo of 2016
>>672982300
>>672982426
It is foolish to post face pics on 4chuns.
>>672982324
It is your favorite thing to say, after gote, butts, and uh other stuff
>>672982818
>implying anyone of the 100 people in this thread will care...
>implying he will be recognized
WERE ALL GOOD PEOPLE AT LEAST I HOPE
>>672982412
That is yukky.
>>672982597
Yes, Ew.
>>672982683
what kind of wine?
>>672982781
it's so passé too, like it was funny and new and kitschy in the 2000s, but now it's just gross.
>>672982863
i do like savage, you are right. what should i call you?
>>672982994
i love garlic cloves.
>>672982917
Good intentioned. Bad actioned.
>>672982686
Yes, that is how it be. Much like the wind blows, and the rain falls.
>>672983064
Here I'll give you a hint
