Girls that would never want to be your girlfriend thread
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>>672913380
Oh shit.
Does she go to conventions bro?...
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>>672913624
:(
>>672913677
this thread is personally attacking me
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>>672913950
Feels bad man.
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>>672914875
Want her ;_;
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>>672913380
She has a face I wanna punch.
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>>672915395
[[insert collective image of all women, ever, here]]
>>672913380
wtf
do you know how many girls live in this world?
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>>672915702
Ugly bitches. Srsly why do you have such shit taste?
>>672915972
Don't forget the other half. I bet even the asians and aussies would turn me down.
>>672915310
Are you a faggot
>>672916152
I know that feel
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>>672913624
Only cause I aint nigger enough.
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>>672913380
She's really cute. Moar?
>>672916571
I know this girl
>mfw attractive enought to ghet those kind of sluts
>>672916911
Get out
Origicommm
>>672916276
Yes. Yes I am.
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>>672913380
Pretty much anything with a vagina.
>>672917111
I know, I know. Gordon Ramsay's so hot. TFW he'll never go on a date with any one of us.
>>672915148
I want her to dominate me sexually
>>672917333
hugs hugs hugs
>not just cuz of the trips, bro
>>672917216
i think i know that girl, its a long story but i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
tl:dr: that bitch lets a mogwai live inside her pussy. rent free.
>>672915148
>those gloves
doushite??
Feels bad man
>>672917909
I only just found out that she's Hitler's grand daughter
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europaverräterin_angela_merkel.jpg
>>672917909
That bitch triggers me.
>>672918396
She's ugly
>>672918816
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, even if it's autistic.
>>672918403
The resemblance is uncanny though.
>>672918899
Double dubs, it's gonna happen
>>672919057
kek @ filename
>>672918816
Especially compared to all the 10/10 ass you crush I bet
>>672918726
Dis bitch
>>672914055
Lia is a angel
>>672913380
Every girl ever....?
>>672913571
Oh my GOD
She wanted to, but I fucked up. Never regretted anything more than this in my entire life.
>>672913426
overrated bitch
>>672919869
Let the pain flow through you anon
>>672913677
gorgeous
Who is that?
>>672920294
not his gf
>>672916783
>I know this girl
Who is she?
>>672920294
No clue, Saved only this one pic
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>>672921195
I think she was in the Narnia movies
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>>672916383
holyshitwtf
>>672921157
Sure buddy
>>672913380
such girls don't exist.
>>672913380
Found more of her, short hair makes my dick fucking diamonds.
>>672920327
holy shit MOAR!
>>672915395
God damn, she makes me go diamond but fapping to her just feels wrong.
>>672921157
Definitely
>>672915019
Shouldn't be that hard.
>>672921700
Give us a name, anon.
>>672916510
ITS A TRAP
>>672921886
there's vids of her showering somewhere
;_;
>>672918899
fucking kek
>>672921959
Why? She under aged or something?
>>672922326
Google says she's Ella Freya. Her pics are everywhere.
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>>672913734
ur mom is personally attacking me.
>>672917909
bitch nigga traitor
>>672913380
WANT!
>>672923010
And so, stalking commences.
>>672919057
Wow! She's hot! Are there nudes???
>>672919057
not natalie portman, that's keira knightly
>>672923938
Aren't they like the same grills?
She definetley belongs here. She's one of those girls who'd never take a normie as a bf
>>672913380
She think i am to old for her, shes 14 i am 38 :(
>>672922818
She was like 18 at the time of that picture, now she's on her early 30s. Either way I'm a fan of her because I genuinely like her music and I can't fap to her not because of age, but because I literally can't feel shit when I try it.
>>672923432
Even her fb is public. She's a real semen demon.
>>672924092
wait - this german youtube girl? kelly something? awesome girl!
>>672924519
yea, Kelly MissesVlog. She's fucking hot, isn't she?
>>672925010
She is! So disappointed she is a Bavarian and I'm Prussian, though.
>>672925134
I have never understood that ridiculous ear gauging shit. What's your endgame there? mid-50's and a fucking lobe you can jump rope with? Instant dealbreaker.
>>672925463
Would you deal break with this girl?
>>672915099
Can someone Photoshop a dick into her mouth?
>>672923395
How old are you? 13?
>>672916838
OK you got me. Give more nigger!
>>672921128
A man that shares my taste in women.
>>672913380
That would be all the girls.
>>672928437
That's kinda true for me, except my curse is that I only attract fat women.
>>672928589
I wouldn't really mind even fat women (well, some of them can be hot).
>>672925941
I'd break her. Yes. Break her until she becomes physically incontinent and shits herself senseless.
>>672924860
Epic.
>>672914457
There is hardly any fucking wind there..posh cunt
>>672919869
Holy shit I fucked up with a girl that looked very similar 3 years ago and I'm still cringing daily.
>>672929913
why? she's cute. I would fuck her.
>>672929331
Who gives a fuck, Lena is gorgeous
threw her last cd in the trash
Dream gril
>>672923504
no man, she's not that kind of girl.
>>672916152
dammn son
that bad??
>>672930113
no dude. I fucked up with her. As in a dropped the ball. As in I screwed it up. As in I live on a different continent than her now. As in her friends tell me she still misses me.
>>672931222
Is this Crispy?
>>672931929
Care to share? She looks like a sweet girl.
>>672921006
She's the girl from Narnia
>>672933245
Lucy grew up to be fucking hot too.
>>672932608
Cristina*
Trivia, she's mad today because some impersonated her on pictophile or someshit
Maria. This cockslut isn't ment to be kept.
>>672934270
How do you know Cristina is her real name where did she say that?
>>672916383
kek'd so hard
>>672924421
The semenest.
>>672935428
Uh oh someone knows more about her than you
Got them all in this picture right here.
>>672936626
I just want to know where they got that info from
>>672936626
kek
>>672936626
Uh ... it was a wild guess. Her name is Haruka.>>672936845
Моя жена.
>>672937073
...Wikipedia?
>>672913426
mai waifu. mai tay-tay.
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>>672913769
Is that the girl that swallowed the mouse whole?
I'm waiting for a rich pretty sexy girl.
The hopes is that i'm such a disgusting, arrogant, unemployed, uncultured slob. That i will be her ultimate fetish.
That i'm so disgusting, a petite, cute, little lawyer or something might see me as her ultimate prize. She'll buy me stuff, cook me dinner, and fuck whenever i want.
True happiness...
>>672936845
same every girl in my entire life has rejected me starting from the 4th grade. I am 20 now.
>>672937818
When I was in the third grade I thought I was gay
>>672937073
You thought you knew it all huh
>>672937970
There were always people who called me gay throughout my primary education. I also think people called me gay because I never had a girlfriend.
>>672938164
Yes ;_;
>>672938164
...maybe we know about her than she does herself...
Also quit niggering shit up
>>672937818
With me it's just that I'm fat (Working on it still, lightest I've ever been but still a long way to go) and have a face like a box of crushed puppies.
>>672938332
There's a lot more about her that we're not sharing like the fact that she's a trap and she uses her real name on Facebook.
>>672938547
Not a trap
>>672938515
I am really tall and slim. Not fat.
>>672938409
She doesn't like you guys she said she's gonna make her Instagram private and remove any new followers from the past couple months. You guys are stalkers. She was fine with posting pics but when you guys started saying personal shit like when she was leaving for school and stuff it got suspect.
>>672913426
Feels bad man
>>672938686
She is a trap. I know her.
>>672938914
No you don't, some faggot started the rumors that she's a trap because he wants /b/ to hate her
If you know her post proof
>>672938787
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>672939062
/b/ loves traps dipshit
>>672939062
The fuck? /b/ loves traps
And I don't have to. Believe me or don't.
She's really sensitive about it. She don't like bullying I don't know why she thinks she'd be bullied she's adorable.
yep
>>672939306
Not all of /b/ does and for the most part not the people who follow her. She's a 4'11 teenage girl who's still in high school, not a trap
>>672939085
Lucky bastard
>>672938837
God I hope it's true. She's cute but these freaks are annoying.
>>672938914
I know her too! She does to my school haha :)
>>672939597
Do you know her personally? Have you seen what's between her legs? No. I doubt you've seen what's between any girls legs.
>>672939739
Where's that gif at??
>>672939651
She's really a smart girl. I'm kind of impressed. I'm driving from Vladivostok to Lisbon, and I kind of want to meet up with her for coffee, and I kind of don't.
>>672917909
came here specifically looking for something like this. Surprised it took so long
>>672939547
Was gonna post something like that. Good job.
>>672937293
ugh look at that she remembered to put the cap back on I NEVER remember to put the cap back on
>>672938686
God you guys are cringey..
those fucking hashtags lol keep asking her questions anonymously faggits you'll never have the balls to actually talk to her and even if you did she wouldn't like you cucks anyway.
"Um-uh are you a trap? People on 4chan are saying you're a trap? Lol I'm not saying I believe them."
Fucking betas
>>672939835
No but any faggot that claims she's a trap just because she doesn't have any nudes is a retard, especially those who lie about knowing her
>>672939942
> I kind of want to meet up with her for coffee, and I kind of don't.
Why not?
>>672940568
She posted that last year though, I don't think it was someone from 4chan probably just a random tumblr fag
>>672938686
She could be lying like Nadia Wilson was, remember she even had that nude? But now if you go to Nadia's Facebook she's confirmed she is a trap even posted an id pic with male on it. Don't know why she denied it at first than came out later but this girl could be doing the same thing I believe it she looks like a trap.
>>672940594
Aw you jealous because I actually talk to her? You're raging lmao go find someone else to stock.
>>672940813
Who even posted it to 4chan in the first place? I know she had around 100-300 followers before all the shit, crispy Chris Chriselda Christina whatever the fuck didn't complain about it until fags started getting personal with her life. No wonder she needs to put her IG on private.
>>672941102
Lmao some of them even asked specifically where she was gonna be at when she moved to ny she was seriously considering not going after that.
>>672940607
She's lived a rough life, and people treat her like complete garbage. I have money, and I wouldn't want her to try to have me 'rescue' her. Fuck that noise. I feel bad but...so much potential drama. It's a shame because she's a really thoughtful person.
>>672941102
I went on a rant and lost my train of thought midway. I guess I wanted to say that she needs to get away from the attention, or else someone's going to do something stupid like find her number or classes.
Also anyone going around impersonating her is just as bad
>>672940813
Damn creeping back a year? Get a hobby.
>>672922748
Pretty sure there's SOMEONE on /b/ for whom that girl in not out of their league
>>672941364
She's been complaining about it the past year, it's common knowledge.
>>672941349
Says the guy that stalks her. You're just as bad.
>>672940941
Holy shit I just found Nadia's Facebook is this real life?? I thought it was a lie she's to cute.
she is perfect, no one is worthy
>>672941364
I didn't find it myself someone else posted it and i just saved the picture
>>672941514
She could easily be lying Nadia Wilson went so far as to making a fake nude and now she admits to being a trap. Not everyone on tumblr is liberated.
>>672941800
Than how do you know it was from a year ago? Either way you guys freak her out.
>>672916383
going into my butterface folder.. *sigh*
>>672940568
Fucking kek! Just what I was thinking.
>tfw you'll never meet McKayla in person, let alone be with her
why live
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>>672942738
They need to leave angella alone it's getting out of hand, I honestly wouldn't mind if she removed everyone and made her IG private. Give her a break.
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>>672943403
And I just realized what thread I'm in.
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