alone

>>672880983
because it's been too long since i got that.

>>672880983
because I'm a antisocial faggot who masturbates all day and I hate myself for that

alone and everyone is a beta fag

>>672880983
but i am happy

I've been married for about 5 years and our sex life is dead to her depression and anxiety. We are both heroin addicts, however i am a highly functioning addict with a good job, while she sits at home and sleeps all day every day. My main complaint is that i have to share the drugs i buy with her and she does absolutely nothing to hold up her end of things. She doesn't cook or clean, or fuck me. She just sits around with that stupid fucking look on her face day in and day out. Unfortunately i am still in love with her and see no way out of any of this.

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>>672880983
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=350205646
y'all happy because I gave you some sauce...

Utterly broke.

>>672881534
Got sauce on hot suds guy?

>>672881534
no fucking way lmaooooo
is that skiddler?

>>672881040
>>672881104
Yeap, I share you're pain

>>672881534
https://twitter.com/Skiddler?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor anyone check it

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>>672880983
I have a headache right now.

>>672881472
Explain to her that she's an adult who either gets her shit together or gets the fuck out.

living in the usa with a expired visa, work as a janitor making 7.50 a hour with some really weird hours. live in the middle of fucking no where usa. have girlfriend she lives with her mom and comes over about once a week. live by myself at rental. im very unhappy. thinking very seriously about going back to europe.

Because I don't have a dick in my hands

>>672880983
I've been suicidal for 21 years. I'm just waiting for my parents to die before I kill myself.

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>>672881040
edgy teenager, being alone is the best thing ever, faggots need to socialize or people to feel happy

>>672881895
how far away is the closest one to you?

money and a girl, what else?

>>672880983
>be me
>saturday two weeks ago
>anon I need to talk to you
>gf in tears
>fuckmylife.jpeg
>tells me she dosent feel happy in our relationship
>tells me she dosent want to lose me
>tells she still cant go on like this
>i feel like i need to be alone more (she has that fequently)
>anon I feel like I cant have a relationship at the moment
>ask if its about me
>get slapped in the face as answer
>tell her again and again we can make it work
>we keep on trying until today
> nothing changed so far
>feel like shit but wont show anyone

>>672882047
Can someone Photoshop banana guy in there

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>>672881040
>>672881220
>>672881438
>>672881696
>>672881472
>>672881866
>>672881943
Beta cucks, this is your only chance to redeem yourselves.

>>672880983
>women can't gear stick

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I am.

>>672880983
my girlfriend gives terrible blowjobs. otherwise im okay

>>672880983
The girl I like, the one who might be THE one, a strict Christian qt says she's not yet ready for a boyfriend and I myself said the same and that I wouldn't be until the end of college (this time next year, basically).
But what if she meets someone else in that time? Fuckkkkkkk. I really want her now.

>>672882251

brotip from an old anon: she's cheating on you

>>672882251
>
nigger be happy you had a gf :(

>>672880983
Because nothing is ever good enough for me

>>672882474

same here

but the handjobs are god tier(uncut)

unhappily in love

>>672882556
THIS
H
I
S

Come on Anon, get out of that shit and pick yourself up. It'll only get worse.

>>672882556
yeah I saw that coming Im not 12 but the answer is no.
source : I basically know where she is 24/7. kinda creepy saying that but its true

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>>672882474
Are you me?

I've tried teaching her, but it feels like I stuck my Wang in a shoe box

>>672882614
High five!

She gives out a good handjob. (uncut aswell)

>>672881809
Yeah, as an adult she should buy her own heroine.

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>>672881472
Good for you for being a functional addict. I'm a strong believer that people can do drugs safely and still be worth something to society
Also just ditch the bitch you deserve way better from the sound of it man cmon

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>>672882251
she was scared because she prob fucked another dude, and was super guilty because of it. You got slapped cause she thinks you're a bitch compared to the dude she fucked, but she remembers that you two are a thing. Dig? anyway i dont really care that much about the shit, but that feel fam

>28
>virgin
>no friends
>no job
>lives with parents
>only thing i hear is how the world is about to end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a5Mvw0j1rY

>>672882387

underage virgin fag

Anxious that i probably just fucked up my entire future

>>672881943
Me too anon

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>>672882801
Heres is more like a cheese grater on mine

>>672880983

Because Nothing ultimately matters.

Also, we have to share this limited space and limited time existing with a horde of egocentric assholes.

>>672882251
She cheated move on

>gf won't give me a blowjob because my precum is salty and smelly

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>>672883408

Hey, I have seen that one!

>>672883035
I have considered getting rid of her, but it hasn't always been like this. when we first go together we had sex constantly, where ever and when ever we wanted. She has acknowledged there is a problem and she is seeking counseling so i owe it to myself to see what happens. She is the only woman i have ever loved like this. She is, for all intents and purposes, the only thing that has ever made me happy.

>>672882484
Stop being a BETA fag and ALPHA that bitch! Take what you want be a man you can do it

>>672883035
Yeah. The baggie that holds dog shit while people walk their dogs in a park contributes to society. Aim for the stars junkie.

>>672881472
Pics of the look
For science

Because this girl is banging but i don't know how i should open up the convo

>>672883637
But HOW, friend?!

>>672883408
>get noticed by another human
>unhappy

Because no matter how hard I fight, nothing gets better

>>672884103
Stay strong, brother <3

>>672883786
I am a junkie and probably will be for the rest of my life. It has nothing to do with the car accident i was in that almost took my life, and did take the life of the girl i was with at the time. It has nothing to do with the crippling pain i feel on a daily basis, it has nothing to do with my inability to hold a job without drugs. It has everything to do with me being an addict, however i make the best of the life i have by being a productive member of society. Instead of taking the easy road and going on disability and allowing tax payers to pay my way, i instead struggle every day to get out of bed and go to a job that most people would kill for. So yeah I am a junkie, what's your excuse for being the shit inside that contributing bag?

>>672883123
good movie

>>672883408
>drink pineapple juice

>>672882484
Go fuck yourself anon!

>>672883609
Well that answers that. You seem like you really do care about her. And she you. You know it's possible that her doses are lowering her sex drive. Maybe she can cut her intake down slightly?

>>672884509

i did. Didnt work

How much do i need?

>>672883893
ask her if she knows any vegan recipes because you want to make something for your mom.

>>672883786
I'm not a junkie at all nor have I ever been, but that doesn't mean I have to assume all junkies HAVE to be homeless loser scum. I've had several friends start using and one does really well for himself. I think people should do whatever makes them happy, but self control is key and is possible I believe

>>672884575
They are working on experimenting with different combinations and lower doses. All i can do is hold on and hope. It sounds lame and corny as hell but she really is my soulmate. I felt incomplete until we got together. Oh yeah and she it legit way the fuck out of my league lol

Married for 8 years.
We have sex once or twice a week.
We argue with the same frequency, but it just works most times, so we stick together.

I've had 5 affairs since we have been together. She knows of two of them, and the longest (and current) has been 3 years.

I'm a sysadmin, earning enough to not have to worry about money.
My pecker is 17cm erect. My car is 8 years old, does a maximum of 160kmh/h with a tailwind, and I wouldn't swap it for anything else.

I exercise 4 times a week, and on top of that, I do krav maga 3 times a week.

I'm pretty sociable, and have a handful of close friends I trust.

Yet everyday, I wake up feeling that I wouldn't mind if a truck hit me.

I have no idea why I am not happy.

>>672885038
easy
you're a fucking piece of shit

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I live in a new country, I have few friends here and there but nothing like the friends I have back in my homeland, so I'm rather lonely.
I've never met a girl who I could really connect with so I have no relationship experiences and I don't know how am I supposed to find someone worth my time, which doesn't help the loneliness.
I'm go to some german language courses so I can get into a decent school eventually, but my life is boring as hell and the only way I have fun is by smoking weed and going to concerts a few times a month.
I don't know what the fuck am I going to do, I just hope that I will end up with a decent job and a few activities that keep me happy, like a band or something.

>>672880983
Because i dont get handjobs while a hot girl is driving

>>672885129
Tits or gtfo

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>>672884373
I like this guy

>>672882251
Holy shit are you me? This is the exact thing that happened to me about a month and a bit ago...

>>672884962
Eventually your dopamine and serotonin production will stop. You will only enjoy life when getting high.

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>>672885157
i go*

Because I have no money, tons of student debt, overweight, and have a 4 inch dick.

I'm old. I miss being young with no responsibilities.

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>>672885129
Come back when you're 18

>>672885478
Thanks /b/ro

>>672882835
anon with gf who gives shitty blowjobs and shitty handjobs here.
cut.
how to improve life?

>>672885011
Oh good I'm sure that will work, really. Hang in there anon and keep doing what you do I think your all good. Nah it ain't gay you got something a lot of people don't get to have. It's cool you are actually TRYING to work it out
BTW stay safe anon your not someone who deserves to get locked up

>>672886087
>come back when you're 18
>posts 9gag

>>672886177
Regrow your foreskin.
Do a search for blowing techniques on a couple porn sites, save the best ones, share them with her.

>>672885129
I Kekd like a mofo at that

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>>672886393
Being this new

>>672885532
Good thing I don't do opiates then huh?

>>672886340
Thank you man, i usually just lurk on here but i felt like i had to post ITT. Actually just typing it out and sharing it with others has helped a bit today. I try to be as safe as possible and just keep on keeping on.

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>>672886614
Ofcourse I know what a pipe bomb is
what am I a faggot?

>>672886803
Don't ever start then, not that you would. I wish i had refused opiates after my accident, but hindsight and all that

>>672886819
Np man we can't be sociopaths on here all the time, sometimes we got to lend a hand to anon

>>672880983
No money

>>672880983
Because my gf is contemplating suicide and she doesn't accept my help

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>>672880983

Because I feel nothing, no love, no desire to do anything, nothing

>>672884646
more

Amy Macdonald exists and she isnt my wife

>>672882773
how?

>>672880983
Newfag here, these threads "why .... you ...." does it mean I have to act like I am, in this case, not happy? Or do I just reply if it is relevant for me?

>>672888362
Do whatever makes you happy

>>672888362
New fag niggers aren't welcome round these parts

There is no such thing as being happy.

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>>672888542
>hurr durr 4chan's community is integrated and valuable, no one is allowed!

There's always got to be people like you huh?

>>672888362
you gtfo

>>672888888
holy shit checked!

>>672888888
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

>>672888888

Checked

Because I'm not even 30 and I'm having some pretty serious heart issues. No I won't elaborate.

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I am upset but I shouldn't be. Things are getting better.
>be me
>college student, but other than that I'm a recluse
>but I relish talking with new people and socializing
>I have gone an entire week without talking to a single soul
>I dont have a job
>I don't have a car
>I didn't even have a driver's license
>like a month's experience working at a pizza place
>I have to rely on friends and family to get to places
Things are getting better though
>I got my license and a cheap ass car insured
>the car just needs a tune-up
>once I get a car I can get to and from places
Things are pretty great tbh
>I have a qt 3.14 gf
>I'm making 98s in my classes
Things are definitely coming up
>last year I had to skip a semester to save up
>rarely left my house
>fell into a depression
>barely ate
>sleepless nights and groggy days
I'm definitely sad but I feel like I shouldn't be.
I feel like things will get better

>>672888888
I'm gonna kill myself now

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>>672888888
i hate you

>>672888999
Checked

i think i have major depression but too lazy/embarassed/expectant on self-therapy to get myself diagnosed

>>672888888
Sextuplets speak the truth

>>672888999
double trips,
checked

>>672888888
sextuplets have spoken

>>672888999
you too, mister

>>672889001
Fuck you then

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>>672888888
them extra dubs

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>>672888888
best get ever

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>>672889095
Seconded.

With lack of better words; I'm 'scared' of seeking help

>>672889032
I'm sorry if it's a long post I just needed to let someone know that I'm upset. I'm not usually the person who vents to others. I'm usually the one who has to listen to everyone's troubles. Every funny guy has a serious side.

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>>672888888


Sextuplets confirm no point in living

my credit score is only 700

>>672880983
car just broke, im in a shitty job with no prospects. that car was my ticket out of said job as i was learning in it. bad times

>>672888888
Holy shit!

>>672880983
I'm too hard with myself, trying to do all the things to be the better one, but instead of achieving something, I usually feel depress and feel like shit.

And I have the feeling that I'm not going to success in anything in this life.

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Well I've had cancer for the last 8 months and they're giving me a make a wish. I've done my research and just because they're giving me one doesn't mean in going to die. But I'm getting poison pumped in me often and my life is horrible. If you felt like I did then you would not want to live. It hurts to be alive. I may volunteer for euthanasia but what if everyone is right and I burn in hell for eternity? Would god want me to suffer like this?

It hurts

>>672882139
>>672887678
u need gf bro

>>672882251
You're fucking clueless move on from her dude she's fucking someone else and thus doesn't respect you any more.

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>>672888888
DUBS OF DUBS OF DUBS ARE FULLY ACTIVATED IN THIS THREAD.

POST NOW.

>>672883123
What do your parent think about you?
Do you like them?

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>>672889978
post

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>>672880983
Hate my gf, hate my class on college (electrical engineer)

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>>672890083
Repost

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I've hated myself for a long time now. I'm okay.

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>>672880983
because I'm alone

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>>672890715
You look fine mate

>>672880983
Because I'm on here right now instead of working toward what I'd love to be doing.

>>672890904
Roll

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>>672889664
I'm so sorry. I'm not trying to pity you but I do empathize with you. I'm sure you've heard everything about staying strong and taking it one day at a time. As a Christian, even if God is right in sure you'll end up in paradise. He is merciful and just, if you're not a Christian I just wanted to ease your mind about this.

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>>672880983
>Dream girl broke up with me after 1.5 year
>Leads me on into thinking we can be together again
>Hooks up with best friend, only other person who I went to with problems
>Tell her it doesn't matter as long as we could get back together
>Lolnope.jpg
>Starts dating one of her best friends
>It's a girl
>mfw

>>672880983
Because I want to find truth in this ridiculous and deluded world.

>>672880983
because I don't have a hot chick jackin me right now. (did someone already make that joke, don't feel like reading thread)

>>672884373

>Implying you need drugs to cope

>>672888888
whitnessed

>>672890984
Check em

>>672880983
Father have canser... gonna die soon and we suddenly got the news... he was truly my biggesy idol

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>>672888888
ROLLING
DEUS VULT

>>672880983
>the people who cared about me are dead
>family has nothing to do with me, my own brothers don't care if I live or die, they won't even talk to me on the phone
>I live in the middle of nowhere, have no friends or even neighbors to talk to
>lost my job
>no wife or gf
>no kids
>serious health problems
>a mountain of debt and medical bills
>health problems mean I can't drive anymore and I hate to ask someone for a lift, so I don't leave the house
>health problems mean I can't drink, smoke or enjoy my favorite foods
>have nothing to look forward to and nothing to live for but I'm too much of a coward to end it

Other than that, life is great

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I'm just hanging about on autopilot while I build up enough courage to either seek help or jump off a bridge.

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>>672888888
Holy fuck!

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This thread needs to cheer up.

>>672880983

My gf is a fat slob, I'm gonna lose my job in about four months and on top of that I'm 140k€ in debt

>>672889664
pic? Anatomy of a beta male?

>>672889664
get through buddy, we are all in pain here. Just keep on fighting, one day you will laugh about the pain

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>>672891273
I was at that point not too long ago. Hell in nit even sure I've left it yet. Aye in just laughing louder to mask it, but definitely seek help. If not from a loved one then from some stranger who can give you unbiased advice. Change your route to. Get off of autopilot and do something different even if it's just trying a new type of food or coffee and work from there. Drive a different way to work. Buy a new cologne. Talk to folk off the road.

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>Most people are shit, and the older we grow the shittier they become.
>If not shit, they're fucking idiots. Most people are retarded. And boring dupes.
>Tired of relationships going nowhere and making people hurt.
>I have to work 40hr/week to get a living, which means I waste most of my life in survival, even though I lack any stress.
>Those who are at the top in capitalism are the best merchants. Society is shit.
>Just being alive has always felt painful to me. I relieve it by living slow, good food and wine, little pleasures at least are something.

Plenty of reasons actually

Because I installed the newest drivers from nvidia and it locked my pc and the only way to get it running again was doing a clean install.

>>672883123
is that true? Because then I would feel much better already :)

>>672891832
you are a kindred spirit. May you find more peace and happiness

>>672880983
i feel lonely sometimes. not like i am lonely, i have enough contact with other people. but i miss someone who is really understanding me.

that was my gf years ago. but she fucked me a bit up (bipolar girls...) and leaved me. right now i have an good friend and i loved her, but she enjoys fucking with anyone. it's not like i want her as gf, but i would like to have more sex (we just had a few times and wasn't that good because too excited, she has that effect on me, because i'm not that experienced and she is very) and i would like to have more loyality. but she is always flirting with other guys too. it's not cuck like, but i would like to have someone just for me ... a loyal supporter/ teammate, which understand my emotions and has found sth special in me. someone you don't have to impress whole time. or to act in a special way. someone who likes to surprise you and don't wants sth back when he gives you sth.

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>>672888888
Step back everybody

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>>672880983
because i'm 30k in debt and i can't find a decent job. also becoming estranged from friends and family.

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I feel like I just need a night to cry and watch anime.

>>672883408
Hey pal theres is something to help you out, if you didnt know one of the greatest invention ever creates, something called SOOAAAP!
Try using that my friend. (thumbs up)

>>672888888

>>672884004
What's the point of human interaction if they aren't sucking your dick?

>>672880983
because i work too much and still can't save any money!

>>672892534
Ya just push the soap down your urethra and clean the precum up from the source. Don't forget to follow with a wire pipe cleaner.

>>672892664
try going months without talking to someone then ask again

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>>672892879
I may be autistic and antisocial but I have a job so I can't, friend. I have to talk to someone or else I'll get fired. I have gone a couple months only talking to my coworkers though.

>>672889625
Same.
Can somebody please help me and my friend over here?

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>>672888888
CANT BELIVE

>>672892820
Haha so for you saying that, it means you used that method with yourself but it didnt work as well, and you couldnt accomplish being a gay as well, theres always fluffy love for your kind my friend. Have fun (thumbs up)

Because my girlfriend's not a trap

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>>672888888

>>672880983

because every time i play the choke fetish game with my gfs, they die

>>672889625
>>672893155
We'll you have plenty of opportunities to achieve something. Do it for yourself if you're trying to achieve anything. Finish a video game an get all the trophies, collect vinyl records, read a book that's specific to your interests, find a group of nerods online and compete with them, find your competitive soul mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSfcUzGTdk

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>>672880983
FUCKING WATCH THE ROAD BITCH!

>can't stand anymore bullshit of my gf
>she has small boobs
>Sex getting boring
>Hate my classmates
>Since I moved to collegeI dont have any real friend
Pretty much it. I just want to leave everything behinde and start new. But my family won't suport me, and I need their money

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>>672888888
my man

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>>672888888

>>672888888
nice dubs

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>be me
>bug exterminator
>old lady who lives alone has bug problem
>Inspect the house
>mfw theres huge brown recluse egg-sacks running up the foundation of her house
>go back upstairs
>huge bubbles in paint over foundation wall
>pull out knife
>may I? You're going to need to have it re-painted anyways
>old lady nods
>cut open buble of dried paid expecting spider sacks
> a large mud dauber wasp is laying ontop of nasty looking eggs
>Queen mud dauber immediately takes flight
>stings old lady several times before dying
>Go out to car to get phone to call ambulance
>come inside
>Old lady dead
>Quit job
>Go home
>Fap

>>672888888
thats not helping....

>>672882678
this.

except with my on again off again.

>>672888888
Sex

My circle of friends have started a very succesfu, fun, and awesome company. They throw parties and make a lot of money doing it

They all wanted me on board but I had to finish school. Now that I finish I missed that train, and they are having the best god damn time, and though I party with them, i will never be a part of the "crew"

It fucking sucks

>>672894382
Find a job loser and start a new life. I did the same and know what i'm talking about. I was 18yo when i left home and now, when i'm 24 i can say that it was right choice, cus now i leave life of my dream (but still sitting on 4ch /pepe frog/)

>>672888888
my god Young Reef was here

>>672880983
>games are boring nowadays
>cba with reliving old games
>am i getting old

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>>672881534
yey sauceman

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>>672888888
I guess I'll just settle with quiet contentedness.

>>672880983
because I'm not on reddit

>>672888888
Witnessed sextuplets don't lie

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>>672894585
You saved my life.

Amy Macdonald exists and she isnt my wife

>>672882034

>Giving advice while being a closeted, antisocial weirdo.

>>672880983
I believe I have enough talent to be in a band. But no one in bumfuck, country-ass Iowa wants to hear or play Alternative Metal.

>>672880983
>22
>married
>have friends
>going to school
>have own place with wife
>have dogbro
I'm unhappy because of my marriage. We don't get along like we used to. We go through good times and then it turns into horrible long lasting periods of time. She works a lot and I study hard so I can provide for her. We are both trying real hard but she's admitted that she isn't in love with me anymore. No, she hasn't cheated on me. We have an open relationship (as in we both allow each other to use each other's phones and tell each other what we do everyday). She depends on me for transportation to and from work so she has no other way of getting around. When she isn't at work she's at home. We still do everything together, yet we're not the same as we were.

>>672896171
Try for punk or thrash.

I may not be from Iowa but still.

>>672880983
Weed/tobacco/alcohol addiction, I feel unworthy I suck at school, have no energy, always feel like I'm a failure and that I will never find a job I like that pays well and that my mom will not always repeat «you can do better»

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>>672884373

>So yeah I am a junkie, what's your excuse for being the shit inside that contributing bag?

>>672880983
Becaus I'm lonely as long I can remember, and it sucks to be lonely.

>>672884373
keep doing you anon

my gf has been making friends lately and theyre only guys, which i know is a red flag. on top of that she recently developed ultra left wing views, like pro affirmative action views that ruin every conversation we have together. we lost all things in common. i hate her pets that she has. we live together and its just us. i have til sept-oct before our lease is up. on the up side life is super comfy living with her. she cleans up mostly, and i dont. she handles most finances, can download any movie, really good with computers. but the guy thing is ridiculous. i dont want to tell her to fuck off just yet because i still have to live with her til oct. meanwhile i feel like a trapped cuck and it makes it hard for me to enjoy anything. also moving out means talking to people i dont want to talk to to find a room. ive burned a lot of brisges lately because my friends all kind of suck.

>>672896490
But it's not the kind of music I'm into, so why the fuck would I want to write that kind of music?

>>672888888
Those aren't dubs.

They're trap-dubz

i am happy. getting samsung galaxy s7 edge :)

>>672897019
Make compromises with people, combine genres. It sounds weird now, but try it.

Just find a buddy you can jam with and keep adding onto each other's stuff.

Because my right eye hurts after checking out these dubs

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>>672888888

>>672897240
>find a buddy you can jam with

that's the hard part.

>>672896568
You don't have an addiction. You're just retarded. You can quit weed easily and work on the alcohol problem. Do that and your life will improve. Once you're ready you can return to weed but in moderation. Night time after you have finished all of your work for the day and weekends when you have no responsibilities left to fulfill.

Crazy debt, and my father isnt helping.

>>672882484
Dude I know exactly what you're saying. I admitted to the girl of my dreams that I have feelings for her but she is a christian and can't deal with a relationship right now. So I just decided it wasn't meant to be and moved on. I've started dating someone else now but damn would I like to have my perfect woman.

>>672897432
Literally ask anyone you know who plays an instrument if you two can get together and play.

>>672897805
lol k

best friends gf keeps flirting with me, indirectly told me she got off to me (might just be being dumb with this bit), i want to tell him but i don't know how to do it, plus i have no proof of her flirting with me

>>672881220
You are poor only

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>>672888888
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>672897945
Get proof and tell him. You can get pussy any other time with any other bitch. Your bro is who matters in this situation. Be his friend not the asshole that fucked his bitch.

>>672897432

No shit, who would want to play with a close minded pick like you?

>protip: those who limit themselves to only one or two genres never get very far

>>672894430
looks like it hurts

>>672882474
she will learn

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why aren't i happy? slowly but surly, my friends and stupid ass girlfriend decide to leave me for dead, but stupid me decides to chase after them and trys to make everyone on earth happy, so i end up fucking up everything. Glad you asked anon, cause i needed to let this off my chest

>>672880983
im single thats all

>>672888888
winrar

>>672898387
I sure as shit am not playing fucking country.

>>672882484
other woman, more of one woman; one is sick

People always say to me that I need to win matches to get self-confidence . Like, not trying to pass all the courses, at least the easy ones. Step by step.
But that's what people say to me, I'm still depressed

>>672882251

It's time to assert your dominance.

>>672893155
>>672898979
Sorry, bad response

>>672898997
Agreed. Beat her.

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>>672888888

>>672882598
too demanding, more humility