YLYL bread
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>YLYL bread
>>672828543
I want to see the face of the kid who made this.
I wonder how punchable it is.
4
>>672828951
Why did this make me laugh?
>select all images with trains
>nigga these aren't trains
>>672828693
I bet it's some wanna-be edgy poo in loo Indian kid. Go on 9gag and you find that's where they breed.
>>672830096
>likes.com
Nigger are you even trying?
What the fuck is going on.
>>672828543
this is not a cringe thread
>>672829504
this is fucking gold.. what was the match? seems like some low 5th league
>>672830434
do you even bother to change the filename?
the game works better
>>672830434
Ya'll dun goofed
>>672830498
world championship 2014. half finals i belive
>>672830498
2014 World Cup semifinals. it was glorious.
>>672830434
ya blew it, son
>>672829504
The huecaust
>>672829926
girls name?
>>672830692
Boy he did it
>>672828110
Why does this give me an erection?
>>672829247
autisism
>best joke of the year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ugHP-yZXw
guys im releasing a new funy album by madyon
>>672829292
>how it feels to chew 5 gum
>>672832539
>>672832495
top lel
>>672832613
see the first part of
>>672830498
>>672832694
what the fuck??? what is this and when did it happen?
>>672832594
Fair point.
>>672832613
>he'll never walk again
>>672832538
I really really really like this image.
>>672829504
>we've been playing for over an hour
>We can only score 6 points.
>>672832891
kek
>>672832891
lost
>>672832920
go and steal it then you niggot
>>672832940
Are you retarded?
>>672832805
it didn't >>672832805.
>>672829504
the fuck is that faggot kid at the end doing?
>>672832940
What the fuck are you retarded, why do I even ask.
>>672833003
no
he's pointing out that soccer is boring as fuck and stupid (besides anomalies like that game)
>>672830434
man, the number of people who dont get this per day is just sad...
>>672832805
It's one of those The Man With The Naked Gun movies.
>>672829504
oh Germany...
how low you've fallen, now.
>>672828252
Rilax mon, chill
>>672832472
It's like if a clown came into your house and put on your dead dad's clothes, and tried to convince you that he is your dad.
-machinima
>>672828543
Lost
>>672833186
First of all, it's football, you play it with a foot, and second i assume you are from murica or some same shithole...
>>672832538
I must have sauce. She looks like a relative
>>672833563
it's soccer, you europoor
>>672832145
Emma Leigh - Mannequin Magic
>>672832145
Manny Kin
>>672833155
soccer is boring as fuck. why is it that a game is so long, yet a high scoring game is 6 points.
I don't want to watch a game that is 90 minutes long, which ends up 0-0 at the end.
also those bitches fake injuries all the time. pic related.
>>672833604
That's Charlotte Stokely
>>672830500
>>672830574
>>672830921
its the fucking point you inbreds
>>672828543
Aaaaaaaah fuck off. Fuck me it took you one post to make me wanna push of a cliff you goddamn faggot.
>>672833804
I hate soccer more than any other sport and never watch it unless I'm forced to due to social circumstances.
But at least I am capable of comprehending why it's difficult to make a goal.
>>672829926
fucking lost it
>>672833968
prepear 2 loose
>>672834053
well it's not. There are no organized plays. Like when near the goal, they should run routes like they do in basketball or football. at any point you could pause the game when they're near the goal, and point out which man could run where (crossing routes, pick and rolls, etc) to get to open space, yet in the professional leagues, they don't. That's why there is never any scoring.
>>672834272
Sure buddy, you're completely right in every single thing you just said
I can't believe how right you are
>>672834386
but it's true. They just run around like chickens without heads.
>>672834272
pause the game?
>>672834362
>Barves fans
>>672834452
Chipper Jones, bitch
>>672834437
when you're watching it on tv.
when coaches go over film, I don't understand how they don't see these things.
>>672828543
How mad this makes people is usually pretty funny.
>>672834495
Lost
>>672832613
Lost at the thumbnail. 10/10
>>672834564
oh i thought you mean like actually pause the game, like american football
>>672833626
I bet you'll vote for Trumph
>>672834667
In american football they actually run plays. It's not "pausing the game".
>>672833949
>point is :thegame:
>makes it harder to fool fags with The Game
You stupid fucking cunt end yourself
>>672834272
You probably don't know about offside.
>>672833563
It's soccer. In the UK, there were two types of football. Association football, and club football. Association football became popular, and eventually the Brits' weird slang eventually coined the term "soccer" for the more popular association football. Club football eventually died off, and what we are left with is soccer.
The US kept the British name for the sport. All the other countries didn't even bother to learn the history of their favorite sport.
>>672833902
>That's Charlotte Stokely
Can confirm this.
Watched a porn once, where she played a babysitter, and the father is blackmailing her for some shit.
Proceeds to just butcher this girl with an enormous dick.
The whole time, she's just whining and crying about how it is so big and doesn't fit.
Honestly one of the hottest things I've ever watched, and I'm not a fan of petite girls.
Her facial expressions are just too hot.
>>672835002
confused
>>672835201
>don't talk to me or my daughter ever again
>>672835071
you can still be behind the ball, nigger. You can still set screens and slip screens.
otherwise the defenders in soccer would just not move past mid field, so the offside penalty would prevent the other team from moving the ball past mid field.
>>672835201
>dat phantom hand
>>672832613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294X_1TYklg&ab_channel=SNIBBLETRON
>>672835177
But you just said it yourself that it was originally called football.
>>672835210
he was supposed to pull out and he didnt i think
>>672835002
Kek did he jus pis?
>>672829292
>filename
yes
>>672829504
Brazilfag here: Too soon, Anon, too soon....
MODS!
>>672834272
>implying having to take a ball wirth you,WITH YOUR FEET, while you run is the same as carrying it
>>672835323
and then it became known as soccer. did you not read the rest of the post?
>>672833804
I like how people like you are so proud to say how you don't understand something. I speak for all football fans when I say that we don't want people like you taking an interest in the game. To think of all the ideas that have come and gone to make the sport more marketable to the slobs of america... making goals worth 3 points instead of one, half time multiball, free lard. None of it has worked because you fat pieces of shit are so impatient you need something to tell you one team is beating the other, you simply cannot read the game and figure things out for yourself, because you're a thick cunt.
>>672835359
it should be quicker to do it that way.
>>672835296
>you can still be behind the ball, nigger.
Nope, what matters is the defenders when talking about offside.
>otherwise the defenders in soccer would just not move past mid field
Except you know, they can't defend jack shit on the midfield and if a single player gets past them then the goalie is vulnerable. It is however a regular action for the defenders to move forward when they have someone from the other team near their net waiting for a pass.
>>672835402
no, eurocucks are just content at watching people jog for two hours. they already had that sport. It's called track and field. even that is more interesting than soccer.
Soccer sucks fags post more ylyl
>>672835395
They're naming it by their original name rather than the brit slang that came out later. It's like saying that it's more historically accurate to call Basketball ''apehoop'' instead.
>>672835345
Did your brain jus fart?
>>672835531
rugby tho
thats a good euro sport
>>672829504
> be me
> be german
> always watch this in full length when its posted
good times
>>672834842
THIS ALWAYS FUCKIN GTS ME
>>672834272
players try to do that all the time but if the defenders play well they can usually prevent it
also playing a precise pass isn't as easy as in basketball
>>672830692
"retweeted by j Cole"
>>672835455
Yeah, pushing an object with your feet is always making ppl faster.
Also you can shoot the ball way more precise with your feet than you could throw it, so that makes passes vvery easy.
>>672835651
No, but ur mam did when I fucking her in as
>>672830280
So cute
>>672835002
>>672835002
I don't understand. Is it just come that she's freaking out about??
>>672832488
Madyon iz gud
>>672830280
I remember this story.
>>672828252
That ball is way too small
>>672835896
Ok, you got no brain. That explains quite a lot actually...
>>672836062
What's the story?
>>672835002
what the actual fuck?
>>672829504
>Brazil
>lost to Germany, five trophies
>America
>lost to everyone, zero trophies
gg no re
Need a cat to share all these moments. What about isis here, does it fit to you?
Football need soo much cleverness to hit a goal, that's why I admire courage of footballers, to achieve this goal...
>>672836186
well it may be fake, like 99% of 4chan, but some anon said its from a party and he basically barfed on the girl because she left him with this chad-dude, you see on the pic.
>>672832472
KEK
>>672836170
>>672836194
Go to bed.
>>672829504
I'm always triggered by the order of the goals. They are random. First 0-4 then 0-1 and 0-3 what kind of shit is that
>>672829504
Lol I remember that match of Germany and Brazil
>>672836015
It would surprise you, but women often dislike the taste of cum. You'd know that if porn hadn't convinced you that all women are sleazy semen demons that will gargle and swallow any amount of loads
xDDDD
>>672836348
Lmao I don't remember where I got that pic from but I always thought she puked on him
>>672835327
fu man
>>672836470
story said they both passed out totally and he just barfed on them and it looked like the girl did it, and it's a total win. but then again, we all read a shitton of fake stories here.
>>672836525
Chu
>>672832613
Almost got me
>>672836129
No, ur mam got no brane cuz cock so big dun fit piehole
>>672833563
You know it's called football because it's played ON foot not because of kicking WITH your feet right? To differentiate poor man's sports from those played by nobility on horseback.
>>672836062
TELL ME THE STORY!
>>672832613
>Stephen hawkings pro wheelchair
>>672834272
Just lol; thanks for your perspective there, america. Now take a seat.
>>672836706
Why didn`t they call it "Non-horseball"? Or "Poorball"? Just asking...
>>672837038
Rolling
>>672836999
Considering it's such a third world sport, "Poorball" is a fantastic fucking idea.
Also trips
>>672835259
This comment made me lost.
>>672828543
lost
>>672835531
No ameritards are content with watching a "sport" wich is basically a rip off of rugby with the only difference being that grown men are hoisted into full body armor cause you people really can't use any more braindamage.
>TL;DR american footbal is the gayest sport known to man
>>672832469
lel
>>672837212
"Let`s play a match of poorball outside"
"Okay, why not?"
>going outside
>too poor to afford a ball
>looking at each other for 90 minutes
"Good game!"
>shake hands
>>672829504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLZUKqpXYzU
every time
And in this thread we have a bunch of americans trying to express their dislike of football, which is fair enough, each to their own; but in their amusingly ham-fisted american fashion try to convey this by talking about things they obviously know nothing about, are flat out wrong but must be argued because of a need to defend some unrelated belief, and ultimately have no actual interest in.
>>672831072
Fucking lost
>>672829292
The new digital Spirograph.
non-americans?
>>672836348
>only a fool
>>672838425
lost
>>672838544
never said I believed it, just saying
>>672838425
doesn't make any sense?
>>672838425
seriously, who believes one word of this "free college" bullshit is deserves to be shot.
the only reason US campaigners can get away with this shit is because americans have no idea how this works in the rest of the world.
free college / uni = fuckhuge taxes, fuckhuge price increase, etc etc.
>>672827897
That's a stupid god damned graphic, made by someone who has never lifted anything over their head and cannot understand how levers work.
>>672838886
YEEEEWWWWW MAIHT BEE A REDNAEK
>>672838806
how is life being this retarded and a trump supporter?
>>672839000
Aslo Check em
>>672838996
> better call him a $whatever supporter, that will show him!
I am not supporting anyone, I am not American, it's just painful to watch how stupid people can be.
>>672833938
Underrated. Conspiracy fags are retarded.
>>672838762
lost
>>672839071
YOU DOG SHIT SMELLING UGLY HORNY FUCKS LIKE THR UGLY GUYS LOSERS N THE UGLY FAT SHORT UGLY WQOMENKK KK
>>672839241
YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT
>>672838806
free education pays for itself. Give every worker a college level education, every worker is now more productive, the economy now produces more wealth to offset the cost of the free education. It costs a lot at first and then after 10 years it pays for itself when your worker base is more productive
>>672834412
Lost
>>672838762
Allahu Akbar
>>672838762
Oh that file name. Gold my friend
>>672834840
alpha af
>>672837483
That's... pathetic.
>>672839297
This is the smartest argument I've ever seen for free education. The problem is that America is not a country built upon community wealth or economic equality so these thoughts don't apply. Go elsewhere for more equality.
>>672827897
I can't laugh at this. It's just stupid. Holding a log above your head is significantly harder than shouldering it
>>672828252
I lost. And I never lose.
>>672829292
Wow, that's pretty awesome.
>>672835651
lost
>>672838243
Anyone who created it is big faggot because:
1) Americans are from Europe
2) He's ultra faggot who's mother will die.
>>672835002
Did she not know dicks cum when overstimulated?
>>672839297
Jesus Christ you Sanders idiots are fucking gullible and stupid.
Explain to me how a free English degree at community college makes a barista more productive? Go ahead. Do it. How does a night manager manage better because he studied history?
And now, please explain how such low income professions (who pay a net 0 in federal income taxes) "pay for themselves" such that the treasury ends up losing nothing?
Haven't you learned fucking *anything* in the last ten years?
Non-college educated electricians are orders of magnitude better off than your typical college graduate. And no wonder, because most of you are idiots capable only of magical thinking.
>>672830434
lost
>>672839649
Holy shit, you people are stupid.
lel
>>672836379
don't you mean goto work?
>>672834892
Lost it, like voting for trump is a real thing.
>>672835358
Yo what up
I'm chilling in rio airport
Plz take me to my hostel
>>672838694
Wow. I understood this
>>672840174
>>672840174
THIIISSSSSS
OMG
LAUGHED SO HARD
>>672833804
yeah dude commercialball is so much better :^)
>>672838806
>Doesn't understand the US political system nor economy
>Posts his opinions on the subject as if they're relevant
>>672838979
That picture is Larry the Cable Guy, not Jeff Foxworthy, you fucknut
>>672839297
why is it so hard for amerifats to understand this?
>>672837781
LOST
>>672832472
https://soundcloud.com/user-511141695/gost-booster
fuck you
>>672838886
GIT R DUN!!1
>>672840235
I`ll send some guys to help you. Don`t worry when they tell you to get in the trunk of their car. Brazilian tradition, my friend.
BTW: How rich is your family?
