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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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gave a blowjob in a movie theater on a first date with a guy
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>>672822836
did he suck yours as well?
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>>672823001
he didnt do anything to me, i was too scared to be noisy, well.. i mean.. except pushing on my head while i was doing it
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>>672822747
I'm like 80% butter
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My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
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>>672823450
That's about average for /b/tards. Go to >>>/fit/ and lie about your lifts and routine like everyone else, you'll feel better.
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I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPAH -T PAIN
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I spy on my boyfriend's younger brother while he masturbates. He's 14.
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>>672823506
Ur kik pls
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>>672822747
I know New York!
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>>672822747
I really want to fuck my girlfriend's friend. I probably could have last week and I decided against it last minute.

But ever since then it's all I can think about.
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>>672824054
ever let him spy on you doing something?
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>>672824252
It's just logistically difficult to do that, because of how the bedroom situation is. I've been trying to let it happen, though.
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>>672824853
i see, good luck!
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>>672822747
OP is gay
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>>672822747
No one in my family actually knows how bad my alcohlism actually is.
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I'm on a dating app. I've been on 6 dates in 4 weeks. I've fucked all 6 of them.
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I've only fucked 2 girls and I'll be 25 tomorrow
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I love my boyfriend, but I can't help but feel mortally disgusted with who he was.

He's very handsome and has very nice.. *ahem* equipment and you better believe he's used this to his full advantage. He basically made a game of pulling girls just because he could. He didn't even like any of them. He did it for the egoic and physical gratification and I never thought I'd fall in love with someone like that and to be honest, I wish I hadn't. I wish I could've chosen not to have fallen in love with him. I don't think he deserves my love.
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>>672823506
I can't believe your still doing this.
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My son doesn't know that I'm actually his grandfather
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my finger's mom tried to car me in the back of my friend's car.
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>>672822747
i broke my moms dildo
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>>672826262
So you knocked up your little girl?
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>>672826132
Would you prefer he'd be ugly and raped the women? Stop being childish. People fuck it's what they do.
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molested. liked it. get off to loli now. thats it.
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>I was in a long distance relationship and we cheated on each other the whole time I never told anyone
>chick I was dating after wrecked me got freaked out by how much I really did like her
>I don't know how to deal with emotions I let myself ignore and brush them off rather than confront them
>I wish I would have never tried with the last girl because I think now would have been better than then
>I'm really turned on by exhibitionism
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>>672824853
how old r u?
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>>672826441
how?
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>>672826069
Only? Among /b/irgins you're a fucking edgealphalord
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I've never been able to cum from just a girl -- always need to finish myself. It's really lame.
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i treat my daughter as a gf.
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I don't brush my teeth
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>>672826132
you got conned, congrats you are know a whore, I hope some good guy isn't stupid enough to fall for you in the future slut
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>>672826504
I wouldn't be as disgusted by it if he actually liked any of those girls, but no, he just did what he did with them because of their looks.

To me, engaging in something like that is sacred and to do it with someone just for their looks is disgusting.
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>>672826904

reported.
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When watching a friends house while she was partying, I helped my gf suck and fuck said friends bullmastiff
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Ive masturbated to this puc many times cause it reminds me of the girl who would baby sit me when I was small. I cant even remember her face, just red hair and those huge tits.
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>>672826832
sry you had to find out like this, from strangers on the internet, but you are clearly homosex. so step back from that ledge and cut ties with all the lies you've been living in.
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I cheat on my bf with his friend
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>>672826706
while using it, the tip split apart and got stuck in me for a while, panicked but got it out.
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I singlehandedly started a race war in my high school. It was the most glorious thing I'd ever seen.
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>>672827104
I hope it wasn't an heirloom or something.
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>>672826832
i had the same problem for awhile i just quit masturbating so much and that kinda helped
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>>672826838
In what way exactly? You go on dates?
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>>672827171
heirloom dildo? what the actual fuck
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>>672826958
>soc
how'd that go for ya? who's idea was it? did ur gf take it?
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>>672827104
u a girl or a guy?
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>>672827291
>In what way exactly? You go on dates?

yes. gifts too.
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>>672827307
You know, hand carved by their great grandmother. Passed from mother to daughter, till one day she splits apart the wood in her meat hole.
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>>672827449
Thats cute.
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>>672822747
My boyfriend doesn't know I have a penis :^)
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>>672827028
I can only envision myself in a heterosexual relationship. I am a lot more comfortable flirting with guys, and sometimes dicks are hot to me, but in the end it's not v serious and I can't imagine myself with a guy, sexually or romantically -- makes me kind of queasy whenever I've had close encounters. Basically can be summed up by these two things: I like futa, because it's dicks on girls, and when watching porn, I imagine myself as the girl having a great time. I guess I've just so internalized this idea that porn conveys that men are greedy abusive pigs that just want to fuck and hurt, and so the only way I'd ever feel comfortable in sex is knowing 100% that the other person is enjoying it -- and that hesitation and insecurity often is my worst enemy, and kills all enjoyment for my partners. I've had sex 4 times now, and not once did I enjoy it.
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>>672827397
a crossdressing guy. pretty sure my mom found out cause like the next day all the clothes i had "borrowed" from my mom disapeared from my stash to her drawers.
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>>672827486

i wanna get her pregnant. but im afraid of birth defects.
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>>672827543
It must be tiny.
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>>672827076
Names? Info? Story?
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>>672826945
Fuck your morals
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>>672827076
you are all in the same football team ?
that's not cheating for gay guys, it's called 'swapping positions'
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>>672827028
ahegao is the other thing -- clear demonstration of pleasure and consent. maybe too many female friends experiencing harassment and abuse that it make me look inward at my own demons?
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I hate trannies
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>>672827598
It sure is! 2 inches flaccid. That is (another)secret
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>>672827310
Wed spoken about her getting fucked by dogs before but didn't have come access to one. She had a little female dog which would lick her like crazy if she used cream but that was it. So when this opportunity arose we thought fuck it..
As soon as the friend left my gf got changed into something I liked and we started getting him to lick
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Moot has just been hired by Google, with a starting pay rate of $20 million a year. Keep it a secret.
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>>672827560

i used to dress my mother's clothes too when i was like 12. sometimes id even put on make up and fap in from of the mirror for some reason. guess it was all a slippery slope.
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>>672827570
Oh, less cute, but I guess every family is different. I had to wash the dishes and vacuum. Your girl aparently does something more.
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>>672827666
Tranny here. I love you, Satan <3
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>>672827610
Not gonna give names and I've done it a couple of times, I just like the feeling plus his friend lasts longer
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>>672826463
Your filthy mind disgusts me
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>>672827681
go on...
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I was molested by my aunt and one of her female friends from ages 6-8. This also involved my aunt's friends daughter who was my age. They made us play a game they called married life. Where they had us do everything to each other except actual fucking.

I didn't like it at the time but now as an adult I have a fetish for childlike qualities in adult women. I buy my wife little girl panties and make her wear hair bows and pigtails and little dresses and shit. It's the only way I can get off
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>>672827720
Oh come on, initials and a story, or at least a story
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>>672827706

well, she takes care of me and i take care of her. we're pretty normal in most regards.
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>>672827271
dude I quit masturbating for 1-2 month periods and nothing -- /r/NoFap and all that shit had 0 effect on me, other than my sexual desire literally leaving me panting outside of class unable to focus or express it at all.
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>>672824175
Fuck dude I'm in the same boat but I'd have done it if I were you.
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>>672827742
Isnt that what he was implying? How else could he be father and grandfather?
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>>672827720
how'd it happen the firs time? do u spit or swallow?
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Fell for my brothers girlfriend and never did anything about it, now she got pregerd and my brother didn't want anything to do with it because he thought I was responsible
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>>672827790
Well it sounds nice enough I guess. I hear incest is actually pretty common too.
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>>672827755
It went quite well for the most part, he was quite apprehensive at first. I guess because he's never been allowed to try anything all his life but eventually he licked away while she as bent over the couch.
I showed her how to get his dick out of the sheath and she wanked him for a while and then without saying a word just took his whole dick in her mouth and starting sucking, was so insanely hot I was lost for words.
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>>672827720
Id like to here a story too
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>>672826904
Brush your goddamned teeth.
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>>672827720
wtf?!! I knew i couldn't trust u. We're done.
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>>672827548
You're definitely gay my friend
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molested by my stepfather from 9 to 14.

actually, just from 9 to 11/12. after that i liked it.

>protip: im a male.
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>>672828064
Nice try randy poster loser
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>>672827995
did the dog cum in your girls mouth and u kissed her after? did she let the dog fuck her?
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>>672827857
>>672827787
I'm BB then lol that's all u get on that! And idk what exactly u mean by story. I've only swallowed a couple times mostly just spit it out haha
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>>672828151
Like how a time when u cheated happened and led up to it
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>>672827666
Everyone hates trannies. Try again.
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>>672828313
I kinda like the really girly ones.
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>>672828133
Yeah, dogs cum from the moment they're getting hard so she swallowed a load of his cum and the rest covered the floor.
I didn't kiss her till we were finished with everything.

After she stopped sucking and I'd asked her if she was alright and what was it like etc she pulled up her skirt and lay her chest on the couch. He came over and sniffed and licked for a while but didn't ever quite get the idea so she moved onto her back with her heels on the floor. He still didn't get the idea so I picked hia front paws up and placed then around her hips and helped him find his mark
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>>672828128
you so clever!
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>>672828383
That is because you're secretly a flaming homosexual
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>>672828400
You helped her rape that dog
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>>672828444
I do my best, nice trips btw
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>>672828477
I am. Not flaming though. I don't think you can be flaming and still be secretly.
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>>672828490
If anything, the dog raped her
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>>672828214
Ohh, well it started through text and him askin about sex related things, it led to talks about his size and he'd ask if I shave. I already knew what he wanted and it didn't help that I told him I felt addicted to sex lol pretty soon I started teasing him with pics and so did he. I told him my perfect size and he matched it, after that it was just a matter of gettin him in and out of my house without anyone else noticing
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>>672822747
im secretly a bunch of penguins sewn into a man-costume. BUT YOULL NEVER CATCH ME
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>>672828524
Thanx! I couldn't have done it without you
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>>672828607
You had to guide it in. He was the least willing.:)
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>>672828628
how old r u?
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>>672828628
Can u share a pic of youself? Or any other info? Just wondering
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>>672828678
Ur welcome my friend
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>>672826132
are you my ex-gf? this was literary her reason for breaking it off, she couldnt let go of my history
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>>672828753
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Last weekend I took the v of my sister's 12yo best friend.
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>>672828882
Did he like it?
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>>672828561
The man makes a good point.
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One time i did not seed a torrent
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>>672828935
not as much as your dad did
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>>672828998
U monster frisbee
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>>672827720
You are part of the reason why men treat women like shit, thanks for reconfirming my beliefs about women. Also I hope you get beaten you dumb cunt
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>>672828628
Continue
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>>672828953
I think your gay if you like yraps no matter what. If your a guy its cause if the penis, if your a girl it cause it looks like another girl.
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i lost my vcard to my oldest brother.
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>>672828628
>>672828753
>>672828690
22 live with parents but they're always working so it was pretty easy, had the house to ourselves most of the time
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>>672829025
I never knew my dad, whats he like?
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Fuck my sister
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>>672827742
That would actually make sense... But there are other ways like "lying" and it's mainstream huuh I wish I could be a 90s kid XDDD
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>>672829170

he's a faggot. like his son.
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I leave the toilet seat up D:
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>>672829154
Your super cute.
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>>672828400
hot
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>>672829154
Did u sext him during a movie next to ur bf?
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>>672829154
love ur stories wanna hear more..wanna kik? jd_3
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>>672829227
I have a brother? Awesome.
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pull out my dick for a dog BJ
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>>672826132
>he WAS
>get over the past
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>>672829264
It's stupid that girls think we should put it down. Like do they not have eyes to tell if it's up?
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>>672829282
It was seriously the hottest thing ever, bro
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yesterday for the first time i showed a friend of mine pictures of my wife naked and also parts of a video where she is masturbating.
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My girlfriend is a stupid fucking no brain trust fund baby with no concept of what the world is like. The entirety of her problems come from her stupid fucking no brain family full of dysfunctional spineless idiots. She has no ambition to actually do anything even though she pretends she works harder than every single person on the fucking earth. She constantly acts like her life is the worst fucking life ever and she refuses to do anything for herself. She wants me to identify every single problem and solve it magically. I'm pretty sure she's also a fucking pathological liar because she lies about stupid meaningless shit all the fucking time. We've been together for almost a fucking DECADE and she acts like we don't even know each other most of the time. I don't know her either because she makes half her shit up. Over this shit.
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>be a priest that has molested more then 100 different boys and girls across the

>don't really believe any of this communist Christian faggotry

>also steal from donations and cheat on my taxes.

>I win the lottery

>mfw cancer diagnosis next week

>everbody feels sorry for me

>lol it was a mistake

>don't tell anyone and collect thosands in donations

>use all the money I've won and stolen on underage prostitutes and drugs

>winrar
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>>672822747

I talk against niggas and jewz but I actually don't hate them
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I tried to finger my girlfriends daughter in the back of my car.
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>>672829154
More?
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>>672826904

same here.

last two times were in 2011 (had a job interview) and 2008 (got ready to kiss a girl, but she didn't kiss me)
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>>672829512
Yeah, memes are funny.
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>>672829275
Thanks haha
>>672829314
Couple of times but it was just a quick reply
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>>672829512
Top fuckin' kek
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>>672828833
I'm definitely not her, but I have walked away from my bf numerous times because I felt more disgusted than in love. Do you have anything reassuring to say to me or any tips for someone like me to make things work?
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>>672829421
how'd that go? u were gonna share with us weren't u?
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>>672826132
Me and my gf met on tinder, both fucked 50+ people before we met, both love sex, it's what makes us us. Few months ago we both got genital warts. Don't know if I give her them, or she gave me them. We don't care, we are in it together and still love eachother the same.

Tldr; stop being a stuck up bitch. Sex is sex. Love is something completely different, if you don't think he deserves it. You probably don't love him
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i used to go into my step sisters bedroom at night and finger fuck her and lick her pussy.
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>>672829318
Idk haha
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>>672829588
What movie was it?
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>>672826958
>>672827681
>>672827995
>>672828400
Add me on kik for more jonnymcjo
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>>672826832

Have you been able to cum with a guy?
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>>672829607
well, i guess it went good because i want to show him some more. he could believe how many i had. we didn't have a whole lot of time so he didn't get to see parts of one video. i had to move it along pretty fast. turned me on to show her to him. have to be honest and say it.
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I'm CodyKingOfYoutube
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>>672829154

>22
>lives with parents
>cheating whore

Sounds like you've got life all figured out
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>>672829377
My mom RIP D:
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I'm a member of the Order of Soloman and a direct descendant of the Knights Templar
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>>672829647
haha why u shy now? u seem like u like telling them...and ur super hot
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>>672829676
Well it was more than once but mostly it's just Netflix shows
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I never had a father figure in my life, but I never became a slut. I've only slept with one guy in my life (21 this year) and we've been together for over four years.
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>>672829429
>We've been together for almost a fucking DECADE
>>672829429
>My girlfriend is a stupid fucking no brain trust fund baby

g/f isn't the only stupid one in that relationship
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>>672828112
This. Dont let anyone EVER convince you otherwise, your faggotry has been witnessed.
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I tricked my female housemate by signing up to the same fetish site as her to go to our local sex shops gloryhole.

she blew me anonymously.
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I let my mom blow me when shes drunk
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>>672829318
Pathetic
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>>672829773
thats sweet man I think u were on here b4 and u weren't sure if ud like it... did he fap? why did it turn u on?
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>>672829439

seems a jew funded movie
you only forgot to add the accomplice bishops
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>>672829932
Lie. Story?
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>>672829439
When you stink like that you attract flies. You know that you will pay, and you cannot tell yourself you wont convincingly. How does the extistential dread grab you now and then, what does it taste like?
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>>672824144
King Kong?
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>>672829946
yeah i was. he did not fap. but it did turn me on. i was pretty nervous and i think he was a bit freaked too. i want to show him some more so I'm hoping he brings it today. i'd rather him bring up the subject than me.
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It was me who killed my baby cousin. Not purposefully, but everyone thinks her death was an accident. will greentext if there are ppl interested
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>>672829793
Rainbow girl tryhard
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>>672826441
How the fuck do you break a dildo?
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>>672830116
Is it sad? :(
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>>672829826
I'm a little shy haha
>>672829785
I don't have it all figured out, so what?
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>>672830116
Go on...
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>>672830072
why nervous if he's already seen them? does she do some freaky stuff or something?
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>>672829877
Does ur bfs name start with a D and does he like dragons?
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had to switch jobs because a freakin' queer got in love with me and I'm not gay
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>>672830185
Too many vaginal floor exercises?
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PROTIP: Your secrets are being harvested in this thread. Prepare to be blackmailed eventually.
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>>672828833
>she couldnt let go of my history
if by history your referring bucket of butter fresh out of the microwave and by ex gf you mean picture of selena gomez with her eyes cut out and by "literary" you mean "literally" i might believe that post anon
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>>672830196
haha thats ok...great story though... is there anything u do with the frien that u don't do with your bf?
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>>672830265

OMG, I was the one saying I didn't brush my teeth since 2011 !!!
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>>672829984
not elaborate she got drunk blow me once, kinda can tell when shes too drunk sit by her git blow not rly tryin to go further im happy with bj
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I know when Half-Life 3 is supposed to ship. We just finished voice actor work recently and we have some final assets to add, mainly fixing animations and scripts, also fixing some bugs and optimizations in the engine. AMD drivers are a bitch. So, how's November for you, guys?
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My poop looks like chocolate ice cream. I really feel like tasting it.
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>>672830328
Your gross anon.
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>>672830305
Uhm not really I do most things with both ha
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>>672830217
well that was my first time showing any one pictures of her naked. he's wanted to fuck her for a long time but he's never seen her naked. so it was a first for him too. she doesn't do anything too freaky but then again letting your friend watch your wife masturbate and cum on video is a bit different. haha anyways, i'll still be nervous but if he brings the subject up today and wants to see more of what i have of her, then i'll show him more.
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>>672830441
Describe ur bf and ur new dick
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>>672830365
You're a lying piece of shit and I hope maggots infest your butthole
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>>672830441
right on.. do u let ur bf eat u out after his friend cummed in u?
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>>672822747
I killed everyone on the Moon
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>>672829215
Our sources fail us, and we are at the mercy of doubtful rumours and more or less unreliable anecdotes.
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>>672830481
she cums in the vid? thats pretty hot..is she good looking? does she use any toys?
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>>672830116
>be me, 16
>said cousin's parents ask me to babysit their son for a night, because at the time we lived next door and my parents were working all the time, so I was the best option
>the night comes, i feed lil cousin under instructions left by cousins parents
fast forward to around 12-1am
>baby keeps crying in cot while im sleeping
>tired me not thinking straight, put baby on side thinking that it will muffle the crying a bit
>crying stops after a while, at the time i thought nothing of it cause i was fast asleep, but this is prob the point of death of baby
>wake up next morning, baby is face down, visibly not alive anymore
>cry my eyes out, scared af i just killed baby
>call cousins parents
>they rush back, cry
>I tell them sorry repeatedly

part 2 coming
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>>672830295
Topkek, best thing iv'e seen all day
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>>672830295
underrated post
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>>672829608
Hahahahahaha

U and ur gf are disgusting m8 and will eventually break up with only an itchy bumpy crotch to remember eachother
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>>672830685
part 2

>grieving for ages, cousins parents dont blame me, tells me it was nobodys fault
>I still feel shit about it, never told a soul until now

mfw im a murderer
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>>672830633
yeah she cums big time. like really big. i kind of fast forwarded through that part so he could see her cumming but not all that great. idk just seemed i should do that. she is good looking. she has blonde hair and blue eyes. 5'5" 120 lbs. she uses two toys. she puts one on her pussy and one her tits.
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>>672830685
:(
This is sad already
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>>672830546
I don't really like getting eaten out idk why, but I do let him cum inside..
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>>672830826
thats hot..care to post a pic of her body?
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>>672830820
i'm giving your IP address to the police, don't drop the soap child murderer
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>>672827113
I want a fucking story!!
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>>672830730
Genital warts of one of most common stis. We've never argued and going traveling, she's flying over 3000 miles to come visit me. What me and her have got, most people are jealous of. Just like you :)
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>>672827548

I'm gonna be real, you do sound gay but not ready for it

How far have you gone with guys?
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>>672830870
do u mind if i ask why u don't like getting eaten out? r u insecure about downstairs or it just doesn't feel good ?
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>>672830870
U have any tatoos?
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Fucked a 12 year old
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I'm secretly in love with a 45 y.o. single 5/10 chubby virgin woman -- her operating system runs this sequence:

1. flirts with some random guy found on online chats
2. soon she finds out he is only interested in sex
3. she dumps him and switches to new phone number and chat nicknames
4. she tells me I shouldn't interfere with her online life
5. goto 1
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>>672830685
OMG I'm so sorry, that sounds so horrible! You should see a therapist for that guilt.
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>>672830870
hope ur on bc lol
actually no i don't
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>>672831002
>Genital warts of one of most common stis.
ah the Bill Cosby defence, good choice anon
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>>672831007
It just feels weird lol
>>672831029
No I dont
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>>672830820

>be me
>age 5
>playing with kittens
>put kitten inside toy train seat (the kind you sit on and drive around)
>forget about kitten
>kitten dies of suffocation

mfw I'm a murderer
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>>672822747
Indeed we do.
So.. What are you saying?
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>>672831158
sounds like u need to get someone who knows what they're doing
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>>672822747
I search for securiy holes on websites and report them, making some decent money from it. i got reported to police 9 times but all cases were droped because court always thought, what i do is for the greater good. Neither my friends nor my familie knows, everytime i needed to go to court i just told them I'm on vacation
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>>672831158
get sum then you bitch
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>>672831158
do u cum when theyre inside u?
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>>672830917
i might post one. thinking on it. tbh, the part where she is taking her clothes off and he's seeing her naked for the first time, that was the biggest turn on for me. i mean it turned me for him to watch her masturbate too. but the taking off her clothes part and him seeing her for the first time was a really big turn on for me. when she was doing herself i paused the video a lot so he could just stare at her. i'm a weirdo. i know.
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>>672831122
10/10
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>>672831060
who hasnt? I've fucked at least 10 girls age 10-13. also congrats!
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>>672831238
That's the only way I can finish I guess
>>672831202
Oh really.. Haha
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>>672831264
haha right on.. i don't think its weird... what would she think if she knew u showed him?
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>>672831204

show a 4ch security hole or GTFO
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>>672831272
butthurt/10
>posting proof
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>>672831323
thats good, I think most women don't cum that way
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>>672831323
Do u play any games? At all?
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>>672831418
do u let them fuck u in the bum?
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>>672830685
Thank you for thinning the herd....genes too weak to let the thing turn its head to breath, dont feel bad
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I love my bfs natural scent. His armpits smell amazing mixed with his deodorant and sweat. His jock area makes me horny plus I love how his precum and semen tastes. Sadly he says I drain him because I eat his loads twice a day. I always want it more often.

I feel like a nympho but I've never had such crazy libido before.
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>>672830820
if they were an infant, its probably SIDS
"As the name implies, SIDS is the sudden and unexplained death of an infant who is younger than 1 year old. It's a frightening prospect because it can strike without warning, usually in seemingly healthy babies. Most SIDS deaths are associated with sleep (hence the common reference to "crib death") and infants who die of SIDS show no signs of suffering."
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>>672831368
i've told her that he wants to fuck her and she's not interested. i'm pretty sure she would freak if she knew that i had the videos. and i know she would freak if she i showed one to him. i should probably stop with the just one and hope that i get away with it. but i really want to show him more so i am hoping he asks for moar. haha
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>>672831551
can u pls teach this to all women.. we need this..r u preggo? how old?
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>>672831371
guess it would take long time to find one since 4chin has decent staff and the software is tested good enough. if there would be something easy to find, somebody would havealready used it
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>>672831503
Lmao don't wanna answer
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>>672826945
He liked their looks. Him saying he didn't like any other part is him trying to make you feel like your special probably. But if they were quick fucks how is he supposed to develop a liking for their personality? I agree it's skeevy but my point is the past is the past.

And fucking wait a minute. You said you liked him for his looks and his dick and don't like his past morals and behavior.

Either he hasn't changed so you're being a hypocrite for dating someone for looks. Or he has changed and you're stressing over nothing.
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>>672831591
haha well if u wanna show an anon and not post it here i have kik and would love some new fap material : jd_g3
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>>672831715
That's a yes
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>>672831715
lol i think u just did.. i don't think ur as shy as u pretend....
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>>672831740
k i don't have a kik but i might get one. if i do i'll send you something. so if you get a random pic of naked woman you were not expecting you'll know where it came from. :)
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>>672831796
Or as female as you act...
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>>672831796
Shhh :3
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>>672831864
haha ya its super easy to sign up.. thanks bro.. enjoyed hearing that story
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>>672822747
When i was 13 i molested my friends older sister who was passed out on cold medication
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>>672831653
Not pregnant, have an IUD.
Never had this pheromone fetish or even that into eating so much semen because it tastes terrible usually. I just love how his tastes though. We are both 27 though.
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>>672822747
I beat my grandparents up daily. They have dementia.
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>>672831914
Lol how can I not be as female as I act xD
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>>672826271
kek top
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>>672831932
k yw. i'm hoping to get another story. if my friend asks for moar i'm kind of hoping to catch him with a hard on while he's watching. i think we had to go to fast today.
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