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>>672815761
fuqnlel
>>672816180
Ugggghhhh hate this one.
>>672815625
that guy has baby hands
>>672816523
Everyone got fucked
What is the confusion?
>>672816249
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>672817066
The phantom shitter
>>672817575
i kek'd
>>672816576
Source?
>>672817575
Fake?
>>672816450
damn thing is literally shitting itself silly
>>672817675
Well, that was weird. Can't wait for the dumb fucks to ask if this is real.
Bitch had a cute butthole, tho.
>>672818232
epileptic anons beware
>>672817986
story?
self immolation or accident?
>>672818428
I don't get it.
I thought I was supposed to stare for 30 seconds then look at a wall, but nothing happened.
>>672816696
This is the worst one
>>672818529
Holy fuck
Story?
>>672818365
it gave birth seconds before that
>>672816355
Why niggs always do this to each other?
>>672818529
Backstory?
>>672816012
Nobody got rekt.
>>672818823
He sliced his nose
>>672818780
asians rage badly at lan parties
>>672818823
It was on Tosh.O dude nearly got his nose cut off.
>>672816355
what he do?
>>672818971
stole their chicken
>>672816249
oh shi
>>672816838
Pigs
>>672818971
hes a nigger you see
>>672818724
dat amount of toys and pink stuff.
thats pussy that never made it to 18 years old
Anyone want this to become gore?
>>672817986
Wtf was he wearing to ignite like that
>>672818494
That's just some kind of healing water....no blood included
>>672819342
Or a parent and a little girl...
>>672819406
It's cola.
>>672819443
how thick are you?
>>672818140
So totally worth the wait.
>>672816224
insert Mario enemy stomp sound
>>672816450
damn nature, you scary!
>>672819377
Poor fucking camel
>>672817675
Why didn't anyone dick her
>>672818263
His blockchain did nothing!
>>672818803
Must be a priest. Sweater vest, glasses, combover, fat...
>>672818971
didn do nuffin
>>672818140
jajaja puta gorda
>>672818494
Kid on the left knows this shit is fucked up.
>>672817675
i feel sorry for her, what a dump girl.
>>672819342
>>672819443
It was actually just one lady in the car, she survived though. It was in Belgium.
>>672818529
Looks like one of those Chink gaming places, probs were talking shit to each other, the guy came over and cut his throat.
>>672819625
cool hat where do I get one?
>>672820236
#kingsandqueens
>>672818803
How do people do this? I've tried many times and the hotdog always get smashed
>>672818966
> nearly got his nose sliced off
implying 'almost' getting a cut is rekt
>>672820421
loose bums
>>672817675
that's a bloody lot of piss
>>672820509
'nearly' as in his nose almost fell off. he wasn't almost cut, he was cut. pay attention and watch his nose flap sideways.
>>672818803
sauce porfavor
>>672820264
Well the hat is easy. You just go to any hardware store and ask for a shovel (the normies name for this hat) now they are fairly cheap usually between $10 and $30 so you need to buy one. Now the next part is a bit harder. You will need to go and piss off some niggas while holding the shovel and hope they smack you with it in such a way that it gets stuck. Good luck.
>>672816249
sauce?
>>672818803
He was hoping "Asweiners" would be as big as "Aspergers".
>>672816180
wut
>>672821191
And they say they aren't monkeys. I've seen the same thing happen in Zoo's across the world
>>672815761
Wtf? XD
>>672821450
But we waz kangz
>>672821191
>Hates niggers more
>>672821191
Fucking niggers
>>672821191
>justifying_concealed_carry.webm
>>672819849
Squirrel thoughts:
>Ok, so he just wants me to stand still with the apple on my head
>He's a good shot so he won't miss, I trust him
>Wait, where's the app
>>672818803
The way his body is shaped is super weird. His asshole is migrating upwards.
>>672818263
nigga didn't even flinch
>>672817066
the poo bandit strikes again
>>672819406
Healing water? What is this WoW? Fuck outta here nigga...
>>672822145
audio?
>>672822595
Booty belongs to Sophia Castillo. I don't know the other one. Sorry
>>672816838
lol raising her arm to attack the cop
>>672822597
>tommy buns
anon. i like you. a lot.
your jeans are high and tight.
>>672816523
Nerve gas
>>672818889
no he didnt
>>672817818
niggers are made of cheap styrofoam
>>672822746
Hey Hitler!
>>672818803
God that is so hot I would love to watch him shit it out and eat it.
Here's a couple of images of a guy fucking a dead fox I think
1/5
>>672816838
Fuck I'd love to be a cop. You can beat people up and have no repercussions. What a fucking glorious thing
>>672823007
who are you
>>672817986
coming out on television
>>672819106
You can't just run up and interfere with cops making an arrest you fucking idiot.
>>672823062
Don't worry :)
>>672822691
Hero
>>672823002
friends are the worst!
cops are all bald and shit. fucking cops are fucking bald.
(love ymh, my favorite podcast. seriously anon, you're the tits.)
>>672818780
they had an argument at a karoke place which is underneath the pc cafe. Then they all left, the victim went upstairs with a few friends to play some vidya. The attacker went to near by department store and bought 2 knives. Came back and just grabbed him with left hand and slit his throat. His friends pursued the attacker, victim died, by the time ambulance arrived he lost too much blood, nothing they could do. the Attacker was caught and i presume sentenced to death for murder
>>672818464
>self immolation or accident?
>>672819377
Halal slaughter requires the animal be alive and conscious so that it suffers. Why? Muslims are devoid of anything resembling empathy.
>>672823145
me likely. more?
>>672823300
shit I meant 7.
3/7
>>672823397
Fucking perfect body
>>672818958
he died you know. this was in turkey
>>672816012
The blonde chick in the back filming is pretty happy about it
>>672821910
kek
>>672819885
post more
>>672817066
GET SCHWIFTY
>>672823364
shit more!
>>672819493
Toasty!
>>672819106
found the nigger
>>672821191
Is she holding a fucking kid
Awful. Went to school in shitty parts with niggers like this.
>>672823480
actually 4/5
>manage to save multiple files due to other guy's filename conventions
>>672816725
this is why you chew your food kids.
>>672824071
More dead dog fucking coming up
Why the hell did the thread turn so weird
>>672816725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QKSMAOgnwo
>>672818374
haven't played pokemon since I was a kid... how exactly does that pokemon never go below 1 HP?
>>672823300
Mods pls
>>672816355
There's always a point where it feels like fighting back is worse than the pain it's receiving. So it kind of lays there, expecting blows. It experiences the pain, becomes one with the pain, and finally accepts the finality of the pain. Finally, it just kind of lays there, conscious but unresponsive. Pain a constant companion, it's only thought is the sweet release of death. I love scenes like this.
>>672816696
Oh fuck make it fucking stop fuck
>>672816236
ma fungule
>>672818724
wow. talk about totaled. I#ve done some dumb shit on the highway and gotten lucky, so I sure hope I always remember not to change more than one lane at a time, and to never turn into anything completely blind.
>>672822145
god i love sindee jennings
>>672817675
Bitch got rekt
>>672817675
literally me every night. Quit for a day last night and I'm back on again. Fuck I hope I die. but im to alfa for it.
>>672819358
Yeees
>>672817675
Where does one find this... "art". I think I found a fetish. Is there more with different girls? Also would suck this chick's pissy pukey toes.
Fuck you and your dead dogs. Big tits coming at you faggot
>>672824418
I think that Pokemon has an ability now that it can't be one shotted
>>672825279
sick
>>672825397
Fuck you. Big tits saving this thread
>>672816355
Seen this before, story?
>>672825426
Fuck off
>>672825462
No faggot
>>672825279
>>672825380
Its ability is sturdy, it means it cant be instantly one hit KOed and it will "hold on" with only 1 HP if it comes close to it. Played that shit when I was a kid.
>>672816094
>poor giraffe
Is this bait
>>672825520
Sick fuck
>>672825683
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little.
>>672825587
Fuck you
>>672825183
wdgirls.com. They have a whole network of sites for shit like this.
>>672816012
He got his nose half cut off
>>672825622
Fuck you
>>672816725
Mom's spaghetti
>>672818374
>its like punching iron
>>672825651
Hope you die
>>672819342
>pink stuff
>pussy
>less than 18 years old
so you're implying it was normal for males to own anything pink during their entire lifetime? the fuck country did you come from?
>>672825755
Serial killer? MODS MODS MODS
>>672825982
Well I'm sorry you have to deal with these thoughts, hope you find some happiness bro.
>>672825982
I'm expecting a wave of normals and new screaming "MODS MODS MODS" like if anything I posted was against the rules.
I hope I'm wrong.
>>672826098
Oh look at that.
>>672825683
Fucken white people
>>672826085
Blueland.
>>672823264
they are so head up their ass into their own religion that they cannot common sense their way out of a paper bag. Fuck mudslimes.
>>672817675
source for full vid?
>>672825755
Fucken asshole
>>672817872
At the end he believes he is a soprano.
>>672826192
That is fucking hot.
>>672819493
Johnny Storm performance anxiety
>>672826182
Fucking an animal to death is illegal, so yeah, it's against the rules. Absolute basement dwelling faggot. Pics of dead/disemboweled animals is not illegal. Fucking beagles in the ass is illegal. Hope this shit isn't oc. Used plinegrat subduction to undermine your vpn. Accessed ur CIG config. Thinking of anonymously tipping, but trying to make sure you aren't reposting shit you've saved. If it's original content, prepare to meet the consequences.
>>672826281
Those nipples are making me cross eyed
>>672826281
wait why does alison get her own button?
>>672818803
Sauce pls
>>672826482
>Bestiality
>Illegal
How about you take a review of the rules and united states law again?
I'm sick of your moronic normies, you think you're the arbiter of what's right and wrong.
>I'm going to do some super kool hakker shit guyz watch out for my l337 code!
Fuck off
>>672825046
calm down britt, fucking hoe.
>>672825046
> hope to die
> to alfa
Where is alfa? Also, you're just a faggot and a coward.
>>672826611
This
>>672817927
Wait this glass door wil save me.
>>672823264
Wanna see people devoid of anything resembling empathy? Go visit your local slaughterhouse. Halal slaughter is much more humane than things done in factory farming.
>>672817723
This is my nightmare.
>>672819397
Lighter fluid
>>672826821
Beastiality is illegal in 37 states, and killing a pet in the manner of your pictures is illegal in all states.
>I'm going to do some super kool hakker shit guyz watch out for my l337 code!
Gayest shit I've ever read. Ready to have your life ruined? Dubs gets his infooooo.
You know what, I'll be generous. Best of 3 Patrick Bateman pics and I'll post his shit right here. Just kidding, doing it anyway. Here. It. Comes.
>>672816450
Lazy ass third one lol
So now no tits or necro-bestiality? Fuck tits guy for being a moralfag on /b/ in a 4am rekt thread and fuck the sicko for running away like a chickenshit after some nerd threatened him.
>>672819397
in the beggining you saw him dum petrol over himself
>>672826821
fgt hakkkers mainly just understand how to use loopholes to use software built by ultra-hackers. Most hakkkers can't code very much and just understand netwarks ünd schinen tech furδ
>>672819554
i never noticed before that they were trying to kill it
>>672817697
real life pikman
>>672818582
>>672818529
Every now and then because of webms like these I need to be reminded why I don't believe in capital punishment.
>>672818724
Honestly all aspiring driving student should watch webms like these. We saw some graphic pictures (not near the same level as these) in school before we could apply for our learners and fuck does it give you pause.
>>672824903
Ok what the actual fuck
I saw many things, but this off the scala
>>672820509
faggot detected
>>672828277
Dubs confirms
>>672816249
How many cows died to make her jacket?
>>672827675
please do, i am rooting for you!
>>672824205
Pure 11/10 raging invincible boner material, Would marry
Czech me,son
>>672818971
Dindu nuffin
>>672825755
We should talk. Got any contact details?
>>672828812
I have emails/facebook. Working on a phone number now. It's funny how he stopped posting. Dude's a total neckbeard, stand by for pics. I'm about to create a new thread with his pics and info so we can dox him. He acts all hard, but his mommy replies to his pics on his facebook lol. Standby...
