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>>672812592
Which are you most concerned about?
>>672810982
I'd be the one cooking. I'm the chef in the family.
>>672812797
Calculus.
>>672812920
Just don't mix up the answers with the ones from your poetry final and you'll be fine.
>>672812920
where do you expect you're going to use calculus in the real world?
>>672813157
Very many places.
>>672813253
list some that have available jobs openings
>>672813157
Integrating tons of dick.
>>672813155
I'll channel my inner fag to ace poetry.
>>672812892
Oh. Well as long as you're a good cook, it'll be delicious. How long you been cooking for?
>>672812920
Just gotta know those needlessly intricate integration techniques. It's stupid they make you do so much of that, I can't think of a situation where you'll ever have to use trig-substitution
>>672813485
I honestly liked trig subs. This exam is nothing but series, I'm not too too worried.
>>672813366
Even if you don't use it directly, understanding the concepts is pretty important for hundreds and hundreds of STEM careers.
>>672813753
It is useful to understand how a power series works.
>>672813435
:)
>>672813485
>>672813753
I haven't yet. it's because most software you use just iterates instead. unless you're like a frontier scientist then i don't think you need it in the real world.
>>672813485
Started working on my degree off and on for 5 years now.
>>672813885
It depends how you define "real world" I guess.
>>672813626
I did too, but looking back I feel like we could've spent our time learning something more worthwhile. Series are dope, though; they're everywhere
>>672813885
Even then, I don't know any theorist who'd not just plug a hard integral into Mathematica or something. Especially considering at that point you're probably going to be evaluating it numerically, which would be plain retarded to do by hand
>>672813953
Oh cool, a soon-to-be professional, then. Always liked chefing it up, then?
>>672814073
most everyday jobs, even in STEM fields don't need calculus as often as you think.
How are you today Kaybe?
>>672813953
Cool Snarf, what's your major?
What would Asriel's soul smell like?
>>672814073
Determining maximum anal capacity, why do you think the CEO of Bad Dragon went to college?
>>672814271
There is value in teaching content for the point of preserving it.
>>672814271
I love the cake decorating competitions. But honestly, due to a back injury, I may not be able to work full-time in a kitchen.
>>672814276
Culinary.
I guess ill just rot here tonight, because R6 is fucked.
>>672814717
still?
>>672814388
apple cobbler
>>672814393
You're right, there sure is. But they've got kids doing tons of and tons of integrals and picking up tricks that are kind of cool to know, but don't really help to have 100% memorized
>>672814494
You actually do those kind of things? That's pretty cool stuff. That sucks about your back, though
>>672814776
Spent the last 15 minutes trying to get a match.
>>672814276
For the scientific and engineering ends of mathematics it's used fairly often. I know that people aren't breaking out reference books in their day-to-day working lives, but there's a certain level of importance to at least knowing basically what's happening to the numbers that you're entering into software to do the mathy stuff for you.
Kinda ornery.
>>672814388
Hey butt sniff anon. Having some type of crisis?
>>672814393
I don't know enough about him to hazard a guess.
>>672814940
i could not even join a party
>>672814494
Ahh that's right i remember you being a Baker. So what do you learn in Uni you can't learn in the restaurant?
>>672814717
It's ok. you could do some push-ups and squats to feel better.
>>672814962
I know that, but you don't need to stress over a test of calculus is what i'm trying to get at. unless you really need to for your chosen field.
>>672815070
I am upset.
>>672815313
No
>>672815535
i was pretty upset too, really wanted to play that game tonight. i hope me brushing your tail right now improves your mood.
>>672814906
Looks like the only pics I have left of the gungerbread house I had to submit to a competition for my baking class final is the Santa with a shotgun I made for it.
Was a shame, the royal icing I used was too fry, so the day of the competition, I arrived to find a lot the piping on the walls of the house had fallen off.
>>672815590
Whatever, im shit at it anyway.
>>672814940
R6?
>>672815313
I guess I just didn't understand even a little bit that you were getting at that.
>>672815780
who do you usually play
or i should say, which characters
>>672814962
Well, I'm trying not to sexualize him. And, I think I got enough answers on what his butt may smell like. So... now I'm trying to be curious of other things!
>>672815793
Rainbow Six
>>672815601
That's pretty neat
>>672815535
Well i thought you'd might actually do it now that you're just here.
>>672815793
same, i'm just chilling on warframe right now. no gym today.
>>672815876
grass right? ask yourself what his breath smells like?
>>672815804
Kapkan/Fuze
sometimes Smoke or Chaunka/Buck or 186Thermite
>>672815601
Pretty nice! Must've taken a lot of practice to get there
>>672815876
I say go ahead and sexualize him. Diverse curiosity is good though.
>>672815893
Oh, okay.
>>672816027
I went for a walk, it was nice to see everybody outside walking and riding their bikes. There must have been a few dozen kids playing at the park. Warmest day in months.
>>672814717
siege or division
>>672816027
I do not like you trying to "motivate" me. Its like you are some rancher growing bitch bottom sex slaves.
>>672816203
You play on pc or console? Pc fan boy here
>>672816354
:D Are the trees about to leaf up? Spring is great for positive change.
>>672816410
you're assuming things again. i'm not a sex slave rancher.
>>672816203
ah, the russians. i delight in ambushing people with tachanga, but usually i play pulse. but on offense i play almost everyone except iq.
>>672816742
Soonish I guess. Spring is fine. The bugs will be back though.
>>672816027
Thanks.
>>672816207
Not really, just kinda jumped in and made it. First time using modeling chocolate.
>>672816742
I dont care, you're a dick.
>>672816853
Whenever I play Chanka I get shot in the face.
>>672817276
you must play secret man tachanga and hide in plain sight, then shoot through puny doors as invaders punch them
>>672817179
How'd the spring cleaning go?
Kaybe, you don't need to be afraid of bugs.
>>672817072
Well I guess it's talent then. Either way, you can make some cool stuff
>>672817335
It never works. People always know.
>>672817409
Living room tomorrow
Cleaned tub
>>672817503
you must BELIEVE
>sleep
>wake up
>still tired
fuck everything
>>672817720
Are you out of things to say?
>>672817438
That's never stopped me before.
>>672817813
Is that your autobiography? I like it. Succinct.
>>672817444
I wish I had pics of the zombie elves he was fighting off.
>>672817661
You should see mom's living room. She hired movers to take all the crap from the old house over, and they piled it up in the living room.
>>672817915
well i did not want to say "i've never really had problems with it and usually get two or three kills and escape with my life" and you seemed uninterested in receiving tips on stealth tachanga.
>>672818181
I tried tf2 again
5 outta 5 games were shit.
>>672818089
Lol
So about humping dat rump
>>672818040
yes
i should take up cocaine or something
>>672818040
They're your friends, Kaybe.
>>672818221
i am so sorry for you
i had a lot of fun defending my home from a soldier as a soldier, with both of us using only the market gardener
>>672818181
The only time its ever worked is when the map is "House". When I put the gun right at the front door, break the door and hope the enemy team spawns in the front.
>>672818348
perhaps i will have the opportunity to provide an example some time. usually i look to see where the robots come from, and place a gun and shield in front of the main door from that direction. ive had the best luck on bank with it.
>>672818089
Would've liked to seem them. Well I'm sure they were cool too
>>672817150
Projecting much?
>>672816941
Just bugs? cause we got the most annoying fly's here during the summer.
>>672818259
Surely it couldn't make matters worse.
>>672818266
I don't treat my friends very well.
>>672818448
Ive tried that, twitch repelled to one of the windows and shot me in the face.
>>672818636
You should treat them with kindness.
>>672818742
did you ever try again
>>672818534
Do people get their junk caught in them, or what?
>>672818534
Whatever happened to you saying I have a 1/2inch dick?
>>672818758
What a qt arachnid
>>672818636
just as well, cant afford a coke addiction anyway
>>672818758
There are a lot of things that I SHOULD do.
>>672818806
1/2 inch was generous. Learn to take a compliment when it's given.
>>672818867
Right?
>>672818779
No, we went 0/3 and the clan of 3 said we were shit.
>>672818993
Treat the little critters with love and understanding. They just want love.
>>672819073
have you ever considered trying again
>>672818782
n-no. I mean the flies that fly around annoying the fuck out of summer BBQ's. There's a shit ton of them here.
>>672818806
>>672818916
That was a long time ago mate, I forgive and forget.
>>672819023
I mean he's got all that fuzzy hair. How could you not like him?
>>672818973
Nobody can for very long.
>>672819111
The things that we want in this world are by no means guaranteed.
>>672819168
Bugs suck. The heat really tries its best to be worse though. The summer isn't the best of times.
>>672819129
No, why would I do that if it lost us pathetically?
>>672819283
Well, he is a cold blooded killer.
>>672819328
But they're so cute, Kaybe.
>>672819353
to improve, or to have fun.
>>672819168
I do not.
>>672819328
fucking brains man
>>672819417
That's true, but fortunately it's not mutually exclusive with being cute. Pic related
>>672819417
You can have them.
>>672819566
What you do behind closer doors is your business.
>>672819543
I dont improve, I think there is something wrong with me.
>>672819655
i just want mine to function properly
>>672819690
it is probably that you give up after failing once
>>672819635
He's my little tough guy. I was thinking about getting some sort of lizard.
>>672819655
I do have them. Everyone should have them.
>>672819807
There is no reason to keep doing something if you fail it. It only takes one fuckup.
>>672819768
What does properly mean to you?
>>672819833
One part of that is true.
>>672820023
The everyone should have them part?
>>672819833
That'd be natural addition. The intersection between tarantula owners and reptile owners is pretty large
Wish my living situation permitted either of them, or really any pet for that matter
>>672819957
you are tr0lling me
>>672819957
That's pretty pessimistic
>>672820023
awake, alert, focused
>>672820107
I'll leave that up to you. It's part of the fun.
>>672820302
Coffee seems to work for some people.
>>672820210
The next few pets I get are going to be Madagascar hissing cockroaches, another tarantula, and some jellyfish.
>>672820383
Leave the bugs to me to bring to you?
>>672819546
And you wonder why you say you have a bad personality.
>>672820383
it kind of does and kind of doesnt
it also has a crash effect
>>672820522
I'd love to get jelly fish. I've seen some aquariums of them and the small desk ones look really cool.
>>672820524
Everybody gets theirs, but I dont get mine, so fuck everyone else.
>>672820704
Yeah, I'd like to get one of them that are big enough to hold a couple of them.
>>672820522
You have a lot of work to do.
>>672820634
I mean, a healthy lifestyle would probably help, but we both know that's not going to happen. Time the crash.
>>672820425
Thats cute
>>672820522
Sound like pretty cool new pets. I'm curious, how much do each of those tend to go for?
>>672820867
i suppose a short cycle ride might put me in the mood to do things
>>672820897
no... you
>>672821063
Do you live somewhere that it's daytime?
>>672820746
That doesn't sound healthy
>>672820746
You will get yours, just work for it. your not a girl that gets handed things.
>>672820840
Do you know if they're hard to keep alive?
>>672821265
Go for it muchacho.
>>672821353
might cry
>>672821231
Ive worked enough, all I get is broken noses/bones, spit in the face or filth that try to walk all over me. Im tired of it.
I am so done.
>>672821519
Dont care.
>>672820867
I mean, it's not difficult to get bugs. And transporting them would be simple enough too.
>>672820898
The roaches are only a couple dollars each, the set up is really simple too. A tarantula, depending on the species and size can be completely free or upwards of 100 dollars. Jellyfish are expensive, it's like, 500 dollars for the full set up and the jellies.
>>672821231
No, they also seem to be a low maintenance pet. Like, you only need to worry if the filtration system on the tank busts. Other than that, you put some food in when you need to and leave them alone. And it's not like they produce waste since they eat microscopic plankton.
>>672821656
im cryin now
>>672821519
I bet you're a big crier.
>>672821565
Maybe you should reconsider your job as a human sidewalk.
>>672821700
I'm glad that you won't be too taxed.
>>672821720
Im not playing this game with you
>>672821565
Move to new city, start over, hang with a better crowd. There are millions of other places to be, you're not tied down to anything. if you don't try anymore you must have some cash saved. Go move and re-invent yourself.
>>672821700
Surely they much produce some waste.
>>672821720
*pats back
>>672821848
gnashing of teeth'll cost you extra
>>672821855
why not?
>>672821848
Ive switch professions to professional dick
see>>672818534
>>672821565
Sorry to hear that. What happened to you?
>>672822022
Private investigation is sort of a legitimate career. I can see why you get beat up so often though.
>>672821918
>you're not tied down to anything.
Wrong
Also im too retarded/autistic to survive by myself.
>>672821848
I could probably even just mail you a box of darkling beetles.
>>672821918
They don't produce bulky waste products. Essentially they're like living filtration systems.
>>672821941
Because I know its a way for you to make fun of me. I can spot that shit miles away now.
>>672821700
For what they're worth at least conversation-wise, I'd say that's a fair price
>>672822551
it is an attempt to include you in something at least marginally positive.
>>672822491
Email, even.
>>672822551
He doesn't need another vector of attack, Nibi, he has more than he could ever possibly get to in a lifetime as it is.
>>672822347
Im pretty sure Dick Tracy was just a loonytoons skit.
>>672822610
I just think they're really pretty and fascinating to look at.
>>672822650
I'll text some roaches to you.
>>672822611
I should of saved a collage of all the people telling others they are wasting their breath because im a waste of time.
>>672822360
Really?? Are you by yourself now? none cooking cleaning for you at all?
>>672822491
ahh right. maybe i should read up on jelly's first before i buy a tank and stuff.
>>672822611
>>672822789
I try all the time, and i won't stop.
Today wore me out.
>>672822653
Dick Tracy has very little to do with it. A private investigator has been a dick for longer than that.
>>672822754
Attach a smiley face so that they're in a good mood.
>>672822789
He just wants to play with you because he's lonely, Nibi. Help Dom help you help him.
>>672823006
But it didn't break you.
Did it break you?
>>672822894
I am financially illiterate. I can cook and clean for myself just fine.
>>672822894
I'd recommend researching any animal you're considering for a pet before getting one so that you know what you're getting into and will be able to provide it the best home possible.
>>672823017
If I email you I'll put CUNT in the subject line so you'll know I'm serious.
>>672823074
Almost
It was worth it though.
>>672823006
Hey there Luc. What's got you so tired?
>>672823078
Have you got massive debt or something?
>>672822650
Think of it like a fetish. An elaborate joke makes people much harder.
>>672822789
i am loving this of
to be fair you try very very hard to make sure the less stoic give up
>>672823183
Just had a ton of shit to do today.
I got some nice items though so it was worth going.
>>672823183
Something to that effect.
>>672823126
I'd hate to receive an email that wasn't serious. I might even delete all those poor bugs.
>>672823153
Make the big buckaroonies?
>>672823201
Oh, I do think of it like a fetish, have no fear in that.
>>672823358
Well, I ended up making money rather then loosing it so that's always good. About triple what I spent.
>>672823358
And we wouldn't want that.
>>672822754
As do I. Thanks for sharing
>>672823500
Hey, $3 is $3. Congrats.
>>672823529
The royal we.
>>672823344
You injured someone in a car accident didn't you? with no insurance cover you've been ordered to pay their medical costs. you being in the land of the free the cost of health is stupid high. forever putting you in debt?
>>672823314
Right on. get your package?
>>672823681
I dont have a car.
>>672823453
what is good, exactly?
>>672823747
That filth stop bothering me.
