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Cock rate thread?

Rate me from 7-10 because anything lower is and obvious troll.
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literally what the hell is that. it looks like you stitched an oscar meier weiner to your pubic mound.
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>>672758755
"cock"
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>cock rate thread
>doesn't post a cock to rate
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wat...
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>>672758755
what
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Dude. That looks like a duck.
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>>672759249
Transgender Fake cock. FTM
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>>672758755
Tf is that
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>>672758961
>>672759006
>>672759207
>>672759249
>>672759286
lmao how can all of this mad be in one thread? I would probably agree with you all before the swelling went down (pic related) but not now. No way.
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7/10 Quack
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What the fuck is that?
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>>672759406

damn... kinda looks like a corndog
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>>672758755
how do you pee?
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>>672758755
>cock
Top fucking Kek m8
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>>672758755
That is bloody terrible.
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Duck/10
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>>672758755
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>>672758755

That thing is horrifying.
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>>672758755
Explain what i'm seeing. How did that happen, did you bathe in Chernobil's reactor chamber?
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jesus

kill yourself
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your cock is fucked
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>>672758755
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Timestamp or gtfo
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>kek
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>>672758755
>>672759465
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>/b/ really is this transphobic

Wow.
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>>672758755
Did you insert you cock inside a bratwurst??
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>>672759634
>looks like a corndog
my sides
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>>672759465
is there growing hair on it? looks ridiculous
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what the fuck is that?
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>>672758755
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>>672759465
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10/10

3 weeks earlier....

Hey anon, I know you are a sick less faggot, but I have an idea. Let's go to Olive Garden, grab some breadsticks, and glue one to where your actual cock would be if you weren't an incomplete human.
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>>672760347
Lol I doubt most trans allies have ever seen the results of reassignment, and even if they have they wouldn't be interested.
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>>672758755
Op to surgeon.

Op: just remove my pussy and Fuck my shit up
Surgeon: gotcha fam
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>>672758755
Platypus/10
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>>672760451
Yeah, do you have to shave your dick?
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>>672760451
That was when it was still swelled you fucking racist.

>The only person not scared to post their dick in this thread was someone born a woman
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>>672758755
This is a FtoM conversion job. No nuts.
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>tfw trannies actually thing these are real dicks
>tfw they can no go back after destroying their real genitals
>tfw they will forever be a fucked up result of a pathetic attempt at pretending to be something they will never be
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That's not even a real cock, never will be, it's a fucking slab of flesh removed from your leg and rolled up and attached to your groin. Shit if faker than turkey bacon or soy burgers.
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>>672758755
I wouldn't mind sucking it, but what if I made you ejaculate, would you implode?
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>>672760599
It's not reassignment; rather, it's confirmation. Also, checked.
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Pic related it's OP at an orgy.
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>>672760711
not my whole fucking dick
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>corndog rate thread
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>>672758755
mutant/10
would bang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
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>>672759465
op i dont think you know what a real penis looks like
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>>672758755
hahah!! dick n breadstick!!
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>>672760764
>trannies
>women
you are confusing 2 things, men degenerates pretending to be women without being convincing at all and women degenerates mutilating their vaginas and using fake penises pretending to be men.
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>>672760599
>Lol I doubt most trans allies have ever seen the results of reassignment

Trust me it's better than it was before (pic related).
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>>672760561
Its like assembling a Frankenstein
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>>672759465
it doesn't have a bellend
its covered in hair
future civilizations will look at pictures like this and mock us for being so backwards and stupid
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OP here.
This is me at the fair with Michelle Bachman.
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>>672760561

I've seen gore, scat, murder, mlp, ferries, animal abuse and cheese pizza on here and this is by far the most TERRIFYING thing I have ever seen
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>>672760576
Omfg olive garden bread sticks are ruined now :(
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>>672760838
>>>672760599
>It's not reassignment; rather, it's confirmation. Also, checked.

No its reassignment surgery you dumb fucking twat.
This is /b/, not tumblr take your pc sjw bullshit elsewhere.
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confus
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:(
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>>672761224
Did you photoshop that hair? LOL
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>>672760561
everyday we stray further from god's light
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>>672758755
Dis is not a cock.

Dis is a carrot.

6/carrot
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>>672761324
is it dead?
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>>672761324
lmao thats just as bad as the corndog
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>>672760347
im trans and that surgeon should be shot
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>>672759465
ITS GROWING HAIR ON THE TIP
WTF WTF WTF
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>>672760561
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>>672761324
Did you buy your dick from Nike?
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>>672761333
Hey I know that hair!
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>>672761509
post pics of superior neophallus
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How about instead of a CockRate Thread? We Rate Doggos?

I'll Start out with Blue Doggo, he likes when you drop food under the table that isn't traced iwith silicone.
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>>672761324
Did you break your cock in some kind of slip and fall accident at walmart?
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Enjoy your hairy corndog
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>>672760561
I don't know what this thing is but we need to find it and we need to kill it
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>>672759465
This isn't what hitter died for.
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rate and try the toilet roll challenge bitches
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>>672761570
Lmfao it is !
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>>672760561
She have to squeeze it to pee just like a cows tits to get milk.
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>>672761219
op pic is of a tranny.
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>>672761509
Why would Dr ((((Goldstein)))) be bothered about doing a good job?
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This is BurgerDoggo and SaladDoggo, SaladDoggo is on the left and BurgerDoggo is on the right, bet you thought it was the opposite right?

The both like scary movies, or so I've been told.
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>>672758755
youknow how trannies do this because they "aren't comfortable with their bodies"?
lmao
like, you might not look like a man but you at least look like a person, just be an androgynous girl, god damn
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>>672758755
not you / 10
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>>672761783
Dildointube/10
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>>672761623
Let's kill two birds with one stone.
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This is Cancer-Doggo, and what OP looked like before the surgery.
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>>672761570
How the fuck?
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Why don't they just do a cock transplant from a recently deceased organ donor instead of making hair 99 cent store corndogs?
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>>672760722
Just sprinkle some pube clippings on that thing and you have an exact match.
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>>672758755
Corn dog/10
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>>672761579
i dont have one
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Oh well...
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>>672761783

cutting off blood flow for a swollen cock doesnt make you big

6/10
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This is Diet-Doggo, she likes it when you drop lowfat foods for her to eat
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>>672758755
butchered/10 lets see the giant graft scar where they took the skin from to be sure.
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>>672761849
i would not describe ops pics as an example of the ideal outcome of that procedure
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>>672762207
moar
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>>672762095
Dear Lord, That looks like a phorescent mushroom growing into its niche.
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>>672762119
k bro
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>>672760576
nOOOOOOO
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>>672762266
post a good outcome of any sexchange and I'll kill myself tonight.
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This is Sideways Doggo, all she does is sleep, sleep, and more sleep

I think she's dead
>>672762266
First time all day someone said that to me, will do anon.
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>>672760347
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>>672762119
Its also not gonna add 6inches of length past the tube, face it that dudes got a huge cock
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>>672761974
>>672761789
>Not knowing JFMSUF
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>>672762307
At least it's still a cock.

More than those butchered trannies can say.
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Platypus/10
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>>672760715
Spoiler alert: you're still a woman, you just have a hairy ballpark frank sewn onto your groin now
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This is grumpy doggo, he doesn't like Transgendered Faggots ruining /b/

Some say he's a bigot, and others say he's a hero.
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>>672762348
>>672761783

...and the rest of 4chan.
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>>672762266
They all look like fucked up abominations. I've never seen an even remotely believable F to M trans.
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>>672759384
This is exactly what I was thinking. Looks just like a duck.
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/B/ is gay. You never see pussy rate threads. Just cock/shemale/traps and people questioning if its gay if a "girl" has a cock.
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>>672762561
That is something I will have to agree with

Here, have Tummy-Doggo, he will give good tummy feelings if you eat correctly for the next two days.
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>>672761561
Underrated post
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r8 plz
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>>672762850
consider suicide/10
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>>672762756
There aren't pussy rate threads because the amount of men:women on this board is like 1:250.
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>>672762756
Of course /b/ is gay dumbass

This is Photo-shop Doggo and he's here to say, that OP's Cock is fucking gay.
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>>672762756
>Not appreciating a cute fem benis
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>>672762850
Small af
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>>672762850
Don't use that kind of grip, you're basically providing a scale by putting your hand there showing that you do infact have a small penis.
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>>672760347
Homie, could you honestly look at that and tell me that it looks like a normal cock? It looks like a fucking corndog. People wanna butcher themselves and expects people to say it looks good? Fuck off.
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Is that actually a trans cock?

Or is it just a photoshop of a daikon turned pink for shitty trollbait?
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>>672761783
must suck not being able to go balls deep ever in your life.
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>>672762815
Impossible. Tomorrow it's gonna be pancakes, and I know they'll condemn me to the toilet for at least an hour.
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>>672762756
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Anyone want a COCK TRiBUTE?

PICTURE RELATED !
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>>672763087
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>>672763466
and people said tv wasnt bad for you.
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>>672759465
>>672758755
Hello, /b/rothers. Psychfag here. I specialize in the cash cow that is transgender. This is why their suicide rate is astronomical. Years of internal conflict, severing family ties, losing friends, spiraling depression, medical bills that will span a lifetime. For this. The culmination of a lifetime of obsession. Cue the music, roll the credits, lower the curtain.
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>>672763295
femanon here and I couldn't tell the difference
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>>672763061
also autistic apparently.
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>>672758961

Oscar meier wiener hahaha...

Oh fuck now I got that damn song stuck in my head..
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>>672760561
I really hope gene therapy can help trans people in the future, this is just too much.
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>>672760561
And I can't find a doctor that will remove my tonsils because of my age.
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>>672763692
>femanon here.
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>>672763669
Hab you neber ducked fem benis?
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>all the normies in this thread

I used to come here to get away from you faggots
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>>672761259
My fucking sides
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>>672763692
>Femanon

Yeah right, go kill yourself
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>>672763378
i can go balls deep, takes 30-45. ever seen a woman moan loudly and squirt? probably not ;)

must suck always hearing "is it in yet?"
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>>672758755
>obvious
Corndog cock
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>>672758755
carrot/10
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>>672763674
It's not television exactly it's more who's in charge of television.
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>>672763692
Then you have never seen a cock. A real one, that is.

That is NOT how a cock should look like. Not at all. Absolutely. If you say otherwise, you are retarded or have no clue what you are talking about.
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>>672763692
>>femanon here.
>femanon here.
>femanon here.
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>>672763943
>>672764016
> not getting the joke

The cringe is strong.
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>>672763692
tits or gtfo
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>>672764045
lol I'm sure you can because you are fucking assholes exclusively.
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>>672764205
your joke game is weak faggot.
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>>672758755
Here is one with balls -- see if they can do swapsies.
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>>672764359
I'm not one who posted it, just someone who understands sarcasm.
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>>672764205
Step up nigga
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>>672758755
tranny flesh extension detected
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>>672761324
ooohhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK
how does that happen
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>>672761324
kek it looks like they sew on a dick then blowtorched the edges
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>>672762677
Hero on pupper
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>>672764431
Those balls very life-like
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>>672763943
>>672764016
>>672764162
>>672764195
>>672764219
lmao check out the virgin neckbears. and no you arent getting a topless pic
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>>672764876
eewww
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>>672764876
What's a neckbear?
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>>672764876
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>>672764240
Nothing like bottoming out in a cute boi pucci
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>>672761224
I seriously doubt thats post op even though its fuck my shit up tier.
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>>672764876
good, keep your clothes on
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>>672764876
So you are a man?
I dont get it
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>>672764876
We dont want one dont worry
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>>672764876
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>>672765033
must be a bummer to get poop dick most of the time.
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2, by the way, that is horrible!
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>>672764959
>>672765003
>>672765085
>>672765093
>>672765171
lol you know you couldnt get someone as hot as me sweetie toodles xx
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>>672764876
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>>672764431
Ew this one is worst. As least OPs is baby smooth. This one has skin tags or some grody shit all over it.
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>>672761794

Time to Google what a bladder does son.
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>>672764876
Nobody wants to see your boobs unless they need to milk them.
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>>672764876
heh gross.
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>>672764980

THIS is a neckbear!!
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>>672758755
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>>672758755
corndog/10
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>>672760561
you fucking w0t
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>>672765270
bitch please, latina gf who is a 9/10, try harder
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>>672763682
This is probably the most honest and dad thing I've ever read in regards to transgender
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>>672764876
>no timestamp
>fuck you moeshitposter
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>>672765428
Lol nicely done
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>>672764876
Do you have a corndog cock too?
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>>672764431
potato/asshole
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>>672764876
you look like the short villain from shrek in drag.
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>>672764431

This is a yam.
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>>672764876
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>>672765270
I'd rather go to my dad's barn and fuck some pigs, same shit.
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>>672762348
11/10
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Cum in and play the multiplayer browser games with me.

http://playsterr.com/

I feel lonely and cold
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>>672765517
I watch it play out time and time again. Hence my raging alcoholism.
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>>672765724
Do you ever fight the urge to tell them that getting a fake cock is a terrible idea? I'd assume you have to just support and enable their mental illness or they would stop paying you.
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>>672765724
youre a psychologist and an alcoholic? I'm guessing you take transgender cases as a specialty.
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>>672765583
Well aren't you just an Alfred Einstein.
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>>672759465
Your package needs electrolysis, /b/ro.
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>>672765483
lmao no your gf is more illegal than me not hotter hunny

>thinking you could get near this
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>>672766004
nobodys ever called me stupid.
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>>672764045
LOL. Oh shit man. You're funny. HAHAHAHA! Ever seen a woman moan loudly and squirt? LMAOOOOO. I'm willing to bet that squirt was her pissing herself from laughing at you so damn hard. Shit, I'm about to squirt too. LEEEEEEEEWWWLLLSSSS!
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>>672758755
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>>672765428
10/10
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>>672766153
Time stamp or fuck off.
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>>672766161
Oh, I'm sure they have. You're just dumb and don't realize it.
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>>672764876
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>>672758755

that is attached to your body
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>>672766153
Ew.
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5.5-6"long and pretty much 5" spot on wide, is that good enough to please a woman
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>>672766153
>this is why you're single and i'm not ;)
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>>672766305
are you
>>672766153?
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>>672760347
yes and
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>>672765987
I advise against it. For as long as they listen. They'll inevitably swipe someone's birth control and start a back alley HRT.
>>672765994
Yes, I do. Half good intentions, half paying off my degree. Alcoholism comes with the territory. In 2015 I went to 9 funerals. All between the ages of 16-25. Buffalo Trace was pretty much on IV.
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>>672760347
no shit they are. cant even look at the front page without dicks and dicks and dicks.
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>>672761570
I know that gay blowjob!
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>>672765355
Hahaha
Under rated post
Gold
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>>672766248
lmao yeah you mad are you jealous that i have a wife bf and children and you have your damp basement? LMAO!
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>>672766420
Stop falling for bait.
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>>672760347
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>>672765270
shit tier b8
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>>672766161

Killer bod... Should sunbathe topless though.:

Now it looks like her boobs are staring at me..
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>>672766634
Fake, just as I thought.
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>>672766437
>>>672766305 (You)
>are you
>>>672766153?

Derp again, faggot.
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>>672766175
see
>>672766191
it's ok bro, its why lolicon exists ;) so men like you can bottom out a girl
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>>672759406
why are these things alive
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>>672766546
you did this to yourself. How can you feel bad? your life rely's on this? you wouldnt have a job without these freaks. you are literally profiting on someone else's misfortune.
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phalloplasty
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>>672760347
Yes.
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>>672766634
your son is a faggot and gay
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>>672766842
LEWLS. And 4chan exists so little boys like you can try to feel better about themselves. :DDDDDDDDDDD
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>>672766704
that bitch would wreck your frail frame.
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5.5-6"long and pretty much 5" spot on wide, is that good enough to please a woman?
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LIMIT REACHED NEW THREAD
LIMIT REACHED NEW THREAD

>>672765649

>>672765649

>>672765649
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>>672758755
>Rate me from 7-10 because anything lower is and obvious troll.
>because anything lower is and obvious troll.
>is and obvious troll.
>and obvious troll.
>and
>troll

I see what you did there
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dayum
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>>672766634
You are ugly and your son looks literally like a retard.
If I had a family like that I would consider suicide. I am not even joking about that one.
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seriously, how do you pee?
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>>672766759>>672766759
>penises made of legskin are hot.
thats you thats what you sound like.
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>>672765355
>672765355
ded
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>>672766986
Jesus fuck you give me autism.
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>>672766880
Doesn't change the fact that two of them were graveside services where it was only me. I completely admit that it's opportunistic. Doesn't make it any easier to watch.
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>>672758755
Rate me from 7-10, nigga that dick looks like a corn dog.
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>>672764876
You cant claim to be a femanon because you want to be one. You are clearly a man. Sex is defined by chromosomes. You have a XY pair, not an XX pair.
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>>672758755
9/10 would let you dominate
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>>672767067
i guess it technically is but just barely, the ideal lenght is at least 7
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>>672761324
Peyronie's Disease?
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>>672767351
actually you fucking ableist scum there can be a combination of XX, XY, XXY, XYY, XO, YOO to name just a few
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>>672767078
no fuck you.
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>>672760561
This is like a music video for some a mental death baby slaughtering metal band
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