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YLYL?
YLYL!
>>672720170
thats a big dick
>>672720170
fucking kek
>>672720170
Why some people go commando, I'll never understand.
>>672720170
clearly he needs well-tailored trousers
The best
>>672720428
For you.
>>672720170
Dance goes perfectly with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLTGs4fqxBk
>try and guess male or female
>>672720170
lost
>>672721651
Laugh my ass offing?
>>672721119
Gtfo with 9fag.
>>672722157
i downloaded the image from 4chan didnt saw the watermark now that you said it i see it
>>672722207
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>672720170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcVGXhtXGoA
>>672721948
Cringe when girls do this, but when Ken M. pulls this shit he is a god. What's the difference /b/?
>>672722865
Lost.
>>672723104
One is a troll.
>>672723166
>needs help killing sif
>>672723322
fucking danes
>>672723426
last one
>>672723156
I just threw up everywhere
>>672723156
This is a YLYL thread not a rekd thread
>>672722157
Who cares about watermark, image is funny.
>>672723373
But we just don't know. She could be havin' a giggle
>>672721452
fuck, lost
>>672723104
Ken obviously does it on purpose you retard. She is just an idiot.
>>672723587
nay, belay that "last one"
Ill post a few
>>672723874
Lost hard
>>672723716
9fag is 9fag u fagit
>>672724523
someone got this in original size?
>>672721119
usually i dont like racist jokes, but thats a good one.
>>672725176
looks fake at the end
>>672725314
Requesting "I want everyone to know that im offenden - Say no more"
Dont have that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
1:14 fucking lost
>>672722283
than now delete it. its not too late faggot.
>>672723166
Lost ...
>>672725341
>Doesn't like racist jokes
>On /b/
Choose one
>>672725540
>instagram memes
>>672725882
the time for bill is nye
>>672725904
>>672724386
I call bullshit, just some fag who thought “heh it'd be funny if something sexual happened while this song awkwardly plays in the background“ and made up some bullshit story
Pic related, the exact same thing
>>672720958
I like this one.
>>672721561
i see this picture all the time
i went to school with him, hes a really chill guy
not a nigger by any means
>>672723322
that's not how you destroy nigger eggs.
>>672721784
God dammit
>>672720815
NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
I like my subway sandwiches with soda on them
>>672720594
feels good man
don't knock it till you try it
>>672725176
Fake and really gay...
>>672725904
What do it do
>>672721981
fake
>>672726574
>>672726748
it grenades an iphone, rendering it useless
>>672726811
Lost. Good shit
>>672725112
is that a shotgun shell in the top right?
>>672721280
Damn son i aint seen this for almost 10 years
>>672726907
Thanks, have a meme
>>672722067
classics
>>672721821
>Laughing my ass offing?
FTFY
>>672725657
Better?
>>672721401
kek
>>672723064
Fake
>>672721119
supreme kek
>>672722207
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Lost.
>>672726379
>>672725481
what a fucking complicated sucide...
>>672724227
>>672724227
Fucking lost
>>672720170
lost it so bad man
>>672727308
thanks, here's another complimentary meme
>>672722067
lmaoed
>>672727407
not really
>>672727265
>>672724925
Imma take 4 chan oc and put 9 gag watermark onall them just for you
>>672720170
EXCUSE ME SIR YOU DROPPED YOUR PACKAGE
>>672723587
Someone once did a vocaroo of this. Wish I still had it.
>>672722278
kek
>>672728136
omfg
>>672721981
fake and gay
>>672722865
HAHAHAHAHA ITS FROM THAT BATMAN MOVIE BUT ON PIZZAS XXDDDD *ookey dokey hand*
>>672723104
Because when girls do things, people are too blinded by their girlism to realize it could be humor.
>>672728136
>>672728136
you picked a way better thread but the joke itself is good
>>672728136
This is my new favorite thing and I'm glad it's been resurrected
>>672728264
underrated post
>>672725156
Jesus fucking Christ I'm about to puke.
>>672728265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6CbedeDF5U
Oh its on youtube as well yaaay.
>>672726439
sneaky snacky edit
>>672721784
Fuck I lost
>>672728478
I don't get it
>>672725179
Somehow lost to this retarded shit
One time in middle school we had an old substitute teacher who had no idea what to do so he told us bird jokes.
like "what do you call a rude bird? A mocking bird!"
They all followed this stupid theme.
He told us "what do you call a bird in prison?"
I shouted out "A black bird"
Turns out it was "jailbird" but I've never heard of that
Lots of blacks heard but they thought it was more hilarious than I did
>>672725156
That's fucking horrid...
>>672728603
pls explain how this is funny
>>672723007
lost hard
>>672721821
Is that really the ptoblem you have with that picture?
This will be pretty funny tomorrow
>>672728666
maybe you should try to get some Updog. i think you soon will find out than.
>>672728816
I was trollin n00bs. Also, it's OC. I'm the one posting umad? at the end.
>>672728608
>>672729046
K, thanks updog!
>>672729072
You are a master troller mister
>>672729046
Can you explain to me what updog is?
>>672729072
xxX_The_360_n00b_punisher_Xxx
>>672725718
you come here for the memes, do you?
>>672728788
bretty gud
>>672724523
Don't get it... must be a 'tard
>>672721545
Music played in my head
>>672725156
My stomach is not enjoying this
>>672729461
Only the dank ones
>>672726642
I tried it, I felt so dirty I felt like a rapist about to get raped.
>>672726907
wait, are iphones so shitty and unstable that they can be fucked by a simple date change?
>>672723426
I lost so fucking hard and I don't know why.
>>672729707
lulld at dolphin
>>672729645
thread OP replied to his own post.
somebody else noticed the poster count didn't change.
>>672729707
Sauce
>>672728788
> one time in middle school two weeks ago
>>>672725341
> doesn't like racist jokes
> kek at the most commonly told racist joke minus pizza
GTFO STOP POLLUTING MY B YOU UNDERAGE CHODES! FUCKING FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU
>>672725156
this is the most disturbing, most disgusting thing i saw on 4chan ever.
no rekt, no fluffy abuse, no real torture.
THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING.
>>672729390
lost
>>672720170
Lost hard
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WcqkozRfx_Q
Neet getting btfo by grandma
>>672724282
battletoads!
>>672729447
of course not faggot. fuck you!
>>672723156
Jesus christ I know it's /b/ but that shit makes me sick. kys
>>672726379
Such humor I have never seen the likes of.
>>672730524
Thank you friendo means a lot to me very thank
>>672726620
Here you go sir
Don't spend it all at once
>>672729645
op samefagged
>>672725268
Based siri
>>672720170
lost so fucking hard
>>672730696
Lol what's this autistic faggotry
>>672724233
>expecto patronum
Always gets me
>>672729447
not much, yourself?
>>672724140
jew cat
>>672722278
kek
>>672720594
you feel so free, like your genitals are frying
>>672731351
*flying
Rate my dick.
ITT: Dick Rating
>>672729447
What are we talking about now again..?
>>672729645
must. be. tired. thanks dudes
>>672728538
>thinking jews are carbon based
>>672730663
>>672721784
Every fucking time
>>672721784
Lost
>>672731416
mine's bigger
>>672724227
so, if you discourage an artist you get freed from the yoke of jewish compound interest?
>>672722067
>What do you call a black priest?
>Holy shit
kek lost
>>672725156
JESUS H CHRIST
THAT'S IT
I'M DONE
I'M SO FUCKING DONE
>>672728603
>screencapping your own posts
ew
>>672721436
lol wat
lost
>>672722067
kekers
>>672731541
I never understood this pic. Is Tom Bombadil really that powerful or something?
>>672721382
lost
>>672729046
what's updog? (HAHAHAHAHAFAGGOTHAHAHA)
>>672721119
Why would you eat your parents?
>>672725176
He completes the circuit like 6-7 times before that South African CGI kicks in.
>>672720170
i cry
>>672732068
not much, yourself?
>>672721515
lost
>>672730119
NOTE TO FAGGOTS: do your research before trying to give yourself a prostate massage.
>>672726748
Unix time starts at January 1st 1970. So if you set the time to that and reboot some things might brake. Like if you had a call yesterday it would show the call was a billion years in the future or something. Might break shit, but don't know what exactly.
>>672725156
That's definitely not mustard
>>672731501
They burn pretty well
>>672721545
I can't see anyone below the 2015
>>672731903
Am I supposed to hope other people document when I'm pwning n00bs?
>>672730896
That was literally the best... I can't stop crying. My mom just gambled 2500$ away today, our family is going to go hungry, I missed my methadone dose this morning and not just dope sick, actually have a bad stomach flu as it is, my car didn't start this morning and I'm sure it's done for now. All that just from today, and that gif still evened everything back out for me. Thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE
>>672731932
He is immortal, because his lifeforce is connected to Middle Earth or some shit. But he isn't Super Saiyan 3 or some shit. He can be held against his will, just can't really die.
>>672725882
>ifunny
>pot calling kettle nigger
>>672721382
This is probably the best image on the whole internet
>>672731453
4chan equivalent of tumblr.
>>672731932
Read the first book. He is a strangr character for that universe.
>>672724227
lost
>>672720594
I go commando when am at home
>>672731932
he´s insane...talking to trees and stuff, totally crazy.
>>672724386
didnt think it was funny, then i started listening to the song. i lose
>>672731932
You never read the books did you?
>>672733494
he's the best character in a bad book
>>672726246
Lost
>>672725156
why is everyone complaining?
>>672731416
Mine's longer than yours is wide and wider than yours is long
>>672723322
lost
>>672725176
These are copper/coax/fiber lines. Not high voltage
>>672722278
fucking kek
>>672725540
I actually like that hairstyle though
>>672721175
That picture was taken in front of Michigan central station in Detroit. Those niggers probably robbed the entire wedding party shortly after.
>>672723156
What the fuck is wrong with you, sick bastard.
>>672732928
Sorry to hear. Got a Paypal? I could hook you up with $10k or so.
>>672721175
The texts are about a BBQ at a house where they look at wedding photos. The picture is a wedding at a church.
>>672734354
Yeah... I'm the real video he climbs down and keeps dancing...
>>672731932
Y'know how the Ring corrupts everyone it touches?
Bombadil wore it and it did nothing to him. Didn't even make him invisible.
They even toy with the idea of just giving the Ring to him during the Council of Rivendale, but Gandalf basically says he'll just forget why it's important and lose it.
People have naturally analysed and over-analysed LotRs and its various books.
Some believe that Bombadil might actually be an aspect of what is essentially Middle-Earth's God.
>>672734699
The kind of church that has razor wire outside you mean?
>>672728666
SATAN
>>672730119
Sauce?
>>672734927
Kek
>>672725156
I don't get it
>>672726907
too bad the holocaust never happened.
>>672725156
Honestly, that's not that bad. In theory, those are all things that go on a sandwich, so it's not like they'd really taste that bad together.
However...
The idea of eating that shit as a cake is pretty fucking bad.
But what really got me was the idea of letting that shit AGE.
>the chewier it becomes
>Hurgin
>Have it for breakfast too
>Kill me
