Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.
Song Of The Day: I Almost Do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIhqTxvB2Ek
TAYTAY VULT
>>672702118
In
>>672702201
>>672702152
>>672702118
Taytay just celebrated her 1 year anniversary with Calvin.
>>672702201
It almost took you a full minute.
>>672702118
yuck, post something hot atleast
>>672702349
I know, that was close
>>672702348
Yeah it's cute though if that's her gift it better be made out of solid gold because that seems a little light.
>>672702483
Taytay apparently likes really small but really heartfelt gifts, whatever's inside is probably something that means a lot to her and Calvin that'd make the outside pale in comparison anyway
>>672702656
True, I couldn't imagine what multimillionaires could give each other because I imagine money doesn't really gold a lot of value to either.
>>672702795
Hold a lot of value*.
Darn it, the webm I have for the anniversary cake thing has audio and can't be uploaded, here's the video link anyway
https://twitter.com/TSwiftLA/status/706602130115682304
You just KNOW Taytay made that cake
Hi
How's everyone been?
>>672702947
She loves cooking but says she's terrible at it. Wonder if it was nice to eat.
>>672703094
Pretty good lately, how have you been since it's been quite a while right.
Taytay and Calvin probably went at it all night and tried new positions and she was probably even wearing lingerie or negligee to spice it up further.
>ywn be Calvin
Why even live?
>>672703101
It was a labor of love for two people in love, so it probably tasted heavenly
>>672703094
Pretty good, and you?
>>672703209
I thought she was a virgin???
>>672703209
I'll be honest the first thought I had when I noticed it was at her parents' house was 'They better have some good earbuds.'
>>672703441
She supposedly lost her virignity to Jake Gyllenhaal.
>>672703199
>>672703345
I'm good. I've been nocturnal lately that's why I haven't been in these threads
>>672703441
After being with John Mayer, not a chance in hell
>>672703567
Are you attempting to fix your sleep schedule or not?
>>672703457
Scott's life is suffering.
Day after your birthday and your daughter is having an all night sex session with her boyfriend in the house she bought you
>>672702348
>celebrates one year of calvin harris being her beard
Taylor and Karlie must be so grateful to him for covering for their gay relationship.
>>672703751
I am
If she gets any skinnier the wind will blow her away
>>672703822
I don't want to say all night but it definitely happened.
>>672703941
Good luck with that, I always try to have my sleep schedule be somewhat reasonable because fixing it is a bitch.
>>672703564
Not that anon but he must not have worked hard to get it considering how short they dated and that We Are Never Getting Back Together is allegedly about him and she mentions in it how often they had fights
Thought you taytay fans would like this!
>>672704101
Supposedly their relationship went downhill right after but she thought she was going to marry him and was madly in love.
And let's not forget that 'The Moment I Knew' is about him not showing up to her birthday.
>>672703961
Still can't get over how shitty Calvin's voice is.
Why couldn't he at least fake having a genuine Scottish accent? I'd like him more if he sounded like David Tennant
>>672704346
>Why couldn't he at least fake having a genuine Scottish accent?
Hahaha he can't help his voice anon, but I guess that's why he isn't a singer but is famous for pushing some buttons.
>>672704253
And now she's experiencing love with Calvin like she never has before.
Their inevitable breakup will help her birth her GOAT album, that or destroy her completely and end up with shitty revenge rock music
>ITT Taylor Swift autists desperately try to convince themselves that taylor swift is straight and is in a relationship with Calvin Harris when in fact she is and has been in a long term relationship with Karlie Kloss
>>672704643
I don't want them to break up if she's happy but I also want a god tier new album and I don't think I can have both.
>>672704493
>but is famous for pushing some buttons.
And is the highest paid at it.
>he makes millions at something fans of the genre say he's shitty at
>he's a man-more
>he's with Taytay
What isn't going right in this guy's life?
>>672704670
this
>>672702348
>1year
So wheres the over dramatic song about how awful he is????
hello
>>672704893
wont be one, he is just her beard
>>672704777
Nice trips.
Isn't another temporary sacrifice of love worth a forever GOAT album? 3 AOTY anon, maybe just maybe, reaching Adele level sales.
>>672704893
There should be one in the works I guess.
Hey guys, I completely forgot about tonight's thread, I've been busy all day and I've still got work to do. I'm gonna have to skip tonight unfortunately, see you all Wednesday tho
>>672704893
They have to break up first
>>672704997
Hi
>>672705140
See you then
ITT 47 year old neckbeards living in moms basement
>>672704997
Heya
>>672705053
As long as they break up with too many drama, I guess.
>>672705233
>>672705140
See you Wednesday.
>>672705290
don't break up with too much drama*
>>672705289
/thread
>>672705156
>>672705290
whats up anons
Why, hello there, sailor! Remember these?!
>>672703251
keked hard dont know why
>>672705478
Not a lot to be really honest.
oy vey
>>672705289
inb4 bob, 5 months, it musta happened, crying about chloe
>>672705478
Not much
>>672705645
>>672705645
>>672705771
These look familiar.
I think I remember an imgur album with them and more form the Tour
>>672705677
>>672705771
>>672705747
kek
>>672705677
Fag
>>672705592
>>672705708
sounds like my life i missed yesterday did anything happen at all?
>>672705645
What's up.
>>672705934
you really want /b/ to have a queen, do you really want another boxxy situation
>>672705932
orly, i just saved these from another anon
>>672706047
Nothing in particular though we're probably not doing tomorrow's thread.
>>672706130
chloe has been queen for years tbh
>>672706047
Some anon has 1080i videos of a lot of early Taytay stuff on his DVR but doesn't know quite how to get them onto his computer in the same quality so he can make webms and share them
>>672706286
oh i knew that
>>672706325
that really is a shame
>>672706292
she doesn't seem like the queen of /b/
not enough threads about her
>>672706130
>orly, i just saved these from another anon
Found it
http://imgur.com/a/Pzuka
>>672706286
apparently this is how taylor stays looking so young (and its not the botox honest)
>>672706444
Trips confirm. Though there's no use arguing with him anon.
Who's she fucking currently?
I'd like to see tayler Swartz swallow a 12" hard nigger dick right down to the fuckin nuts and then eat ALL the cum
>>672706502
thanks
>>672706627
Calvin Harris, they had their 1 year anniversary yesterday.
>that creepy thread again
lol
>>672706444
trips of truth
>>672706436
Someone is trying to help him though, but I don't think they ever got down to exactly which brand and version of dvr it was.
He truly is a dedicated Swiftie, he even bought some $200 dollar thing to try and get the videos onto his computer but it didn't work right
>>672706782
pls post moar
>>672706777
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
>>672706777
Trips confirms trips of truth
>>672706444
its because Mods deleted her threads because years ago every thread was about queen chloe after boxxy came out as really being an act by catie wayne, so most chloe fans went to the website chlomo
>>672702118
A U T I S M
>>672706786
that is a lot of money for some videos
i assime theyre quite rare
>>672705997
dat u? I'm on my webcam NOW!
Hit me up nigga!
>>672704643
youo write like someone being paid to write about her. how much are you charging to advertise this lesbo?
>>672706945
no one cares m8
also, pic or it didn't happen
>>672707043
>i assime theyre quite rare
From what he said and some other anons reactions, they are, especially in the quality he has them
>>672707150
Chloe threads are a rare occurance but like in pic related they always take off. A good example is also https://archive.is/8hUz9
>>672707112
>mfw I actually do work in marketing
If only I did work in some capacity to help and defend the Goddess, but alas, I don't
>>672707150
pics of what? taylor swift sucking off B.o.B? you will have to ask him for them pics
>>672707216
then maybe its worth it would be cool of he could put it out here
>>672707436
I also study Marketing.
Could we get paid for this? We should contact TayTay.
>>672707504
Yeah it would be.
>>672707435
ok.
who do you think is the dominant one in the relationship?
>Karlie
or
>Taylor
?
>>672707637
>actually getting a response from Taytay
>Taytay actually knowing we exist in the world
>even getting hired by Taytay
I'd have a heart attack and die of happiness
>>672707840
It's really just 1 guy forcing his meme in these threads which he finds really entertaining for some reason.
>>672707436
i call bs - there are so many threads of late being posted with shit loads of pictures of her to try to game /b's bumping algo. i call bs and this is advertising for her.
> again, how much are you being paid to advertise her here?
> thinking this is "social media"
>>672703251
>>672708003
-PANIC SAVES THESE THREADS-
-PUTS ALL HIS SWIFTIENESS ON CV-
-SENDS MAILS TO TAYTAY-
>>672708070
Why would Taytay's management care about /b/ or 4chan? We're not even her main demographic and most of us would pirate rather than buy anything
>>672708070
this
>>672708070
>as of late
You mean for the past 5-6 months? These threads have been here for almost half a year and you only take interest now?
even if they were hired to market her theyd be doing a great job
>>672708003
>>672707637
>>672707436
if taylor knew you existed and about this thread she would file a restraining order, one of you fags were probs one of the psycho's that tried to break into her house last month and murder death kill her lmao
I tried trolling analyzingtaylor on tumblr but it didn't work. Dude is a /b/tard.
>>672707840
>>672708048
>just one guy
>being this butthurt that no one on /b/ like taylor
>poster count proves this.
>>672708048
i'm guessing they're in america. not sure if eastern or western time yet. currently 2.30 nyc, or 11.30 la time?
lots of pics that are not saved from 4chan. same image filenames which would sugest a folder of pre-selected images of her - as if they've been pre-made or selected.
>>672708451
Aww, thanks
>>672708585
We're pretty sure of this yeah, a 4chan reddit mod is also supposedly in here. It's quite fun actually.
>>672708505
fuk u. fap ruined
dats a man, baby!
someone made a taytay thread yesterday without you guys all here, it died really fast, just shows how uninterested /b/ is with taylor lol
>>672708694
i mean a few months ago i didnt give a fuck and now shes even in my dreams
>>672708250
> /b is not her main demographic
exactly. it isn't called advertising for nothing.
> trying to make /b/tards take notice of her.
> this isn't advertising.
>>672708892
She haunts your Wildest Dreams.
>>672708317
Same samefagging OP. you have an easy to spot signature.
>>672708505
this is true, she would be freaked the fuck out knowing that a few middle age guys are posting pics of her daily here and calling her a goddess, creepy as fuck.
>>672708654
Not that anon but the shit/cuck/chloe poster is most likely American. The hours I've seen him shitting at imply either that or a true jonautist level autistic mind if he's European or further east.
>>672708585
Well, He always says he's a /b/tard, but not someone who cares to post about her on 4chan.
He did say that he has chatted with the person that impersonated Taylor here for a few years, before Reddit and the copycats ruined it.
>>672709048
My image names are made solely to be recognizable come on dude.
>>672708892
Funny you should mention that, I had two dreams about her last night.
In the first we were at some dinner and danced together.
In the second we were at a park together
>>672709179
FFS DON'T ever say publically that we know it was not really taylor here!!!
>>672709170
He's European, actually. He was in a /pol/ thread. He's British. Go figure.
>>672709316
cringe.jpg
did you take your crazy meds last night before bed?
>>672708890
perfect reason to try to promote her on /b... right? who cares as long as OP is paid to advertise her.
>>672708996
i should have seen this comming
>>672709316
sounds comfy im really bad at remembering dreams but i know it happened
>>672708965
>targeting a nonprofitable demographic that's not even interested and have little in common with the main ones
Top kek.
Acquisition costs per person from here would be way too high to justify paying somebody. And I wouldn't be doing this for free
>>672709425
So he is a true jonautist level autist? Explains the level of samefagging
>>672709170
>>672709425
>Being this much delusional that more than 1 person are mocking their obsession.
>>672709615
You should have.
>>672709616
>and I wouldn't be doing this for free
I mean what we're currently doing is seen as advertising but we do that for free.
>>672709170
you're OP. It's ok. we know
>>672709316
What is it like to have a conversation with yourself?
>>672709866
>I mean what we're currently doing is seen as advertising but we do that for free.
Yeah but he's saying me and at least one other anon are being paid for this and that Taytay's management has some hand in it
>ITT: Autism levels hit the roof
Funniest thread all week you guys are just pure cringe today!
>>672709756
Apparently he is, but then again was there really any discussion about that.
>>672709899
>>672710003
>samefag accusing someone else of samefagging
Top kek chloeautist
>>672710110
If only they would have. Imagine getting paid for this.
>>672710224
umm...im the chloe fag that other guy is just pointing out the obvious..
>>672702349
Fuckin hell, anon. Saved
>>672703620
JM is a bad nigga, he definitely hit that shit. God damn I love John
>>672710571
this ones good anon
>>672710526
Getting paid to talk about the Goddess, it would be glorious.imagine having Taytay's signature on the checks. But I'd forego payment in return for weekly personal messages to and from Taytay.
>Gif related its taylor swifts vagina
>>672710613
>what are multiple devices
I've gone over all this shit with jonautist over on /tv/ before m8. Your bullshit has no power here.
>>672710908
Whenever someone asks me what my dream job is from this point on I'm gonna answer 'being a shill on 4chan and getting paid in conversations.'
>>672711177
Also, I could quit my job and there could be a thread tomorrow, win/win.
>>672711035
>multiple devices
well taylor swift fags would know all about that since that's how they maintain this thread, because when anyone tries to make a thread any other time they 404 fast.
pic related
>>672711177
Nice trips and dubs.
>>672711177
nice tripdubs
>>672711404
>>672711439
Thanks anons.
>>672711302
>doesn't deny he's samefagging
>implying shit circlejerk thread he made yesterday counts for anything
>>672710638
>>672710638
>>672710638
>>672711301
petition for taytay to hire you and >>672710908 to make taylor threads
>>672711716
>Queen
>Not Goddess
So not interessted.
>>672711729
I'd be up for it.
all hail queen chloe!
You guys feeling a new thread? I could but I don't think we have to.
>>672711901
kek
>>672711658
damn you are delusional as fuck, keep samefagging lol
>>672712000
trips confirms, i feel alike
>>672712000
I'd be up for it, not sure about everyone else though.
>>672712103
I guess that's image limit.
>>672711901
You must be faster
all hail queen chloe!!
>>672712159
I got 2 replies so I count 3 people, is that worth it?
>>672711880
>>672711901
Chloefag btfo, deleted his two posts to post another, posted one first and this anon >>672712428 got him before the second.
Samefag confirmed as fuck.
>>672712428
Great job for Taytay
>>672712563
oh i am ;) >>672712563
>>672712597
Hahahaha
>>672712563
>>672712597
ahahhah TAY FAGS BTFO
>>672712597
topkek