ITT: We live together
Dibs on the master bedroom faggots
>>672672063
No we don't, get the fuck off my lawn nigger
>>672672063
>Good morning /pol/. I see you have been up all night making a thesis to prove that Jews did 9/11 and that Hitler was right. Hope you realize how Mich that nobody gives a shit about your work. Anyway have a nice day!
If this is dubs I get master bedroom
>>672672063
Anon what are you doing in the bathroom? It's been 20 minutes.
>>672672256
Thanks, wanna watch funny videos on youtube?
>>672672295
bruh
>>672672196
already had dibs. respect the dibs, not the dubs
>>672672341
your dibs have no power here
Who the fuck used up all the hot water? I have to shower for work
>>672672341
No way. I called master bedroom first
>>672672063
who stole my fucking socks??
bring them back, instantly !!!
>>672672437
You got fired last week idiot!
you guys can have every other room, just leave me the basement
Who the fuck didn't empty out the water from the bong?
I used all the hot water. Because I always use all the hot water.
However, I'm a damn fine cook.
If dubs I am family doge
>>672672437
>2016
>having a job
If you want to live here you'd better give up that job
*knock* *knock* SEARCH WARRANT OPEN UP!
What do /b/?
Shitters clogged
As far as hot water goes, you dirty faggots better stay out of the hot tub. It's mine.
Dammit who clogged up the toilet with their drugs? I told you not to flush that shit every time a cop car goes by!
>>672672321
Nah I'm busy butthurting and triggering tumblerina whales
>>672672582
I have nothing to hide, come on in. We were about to have some breakfast, would you like to join?
>>672672556
Your 5's count.
Hey there scruffy! Go fetch a stick.
>>672672312
Bring more toilet paper!!!
>>672672666
chekd
I'm driving to KFC, yall niggers want anything?
anyone wanna get freaky with this jar of peanut butter and the family doge?
>>672672677
Dubs confirms
>>672672666
It's alright guys it's just Satan.
Whew at least he's not black.
You are all annoying as fuck but i won't discuss it. One day i'll move out and wont even call any of you. Useless fucks.
I need a place to keep my stick insects
>brings 2 girls home
>>672672709
Everything! Including the aftermath of diarrhoea.
>>672672709
Get me some mashed potatoes if ya don't mind.
>>672672725
You can never leave!!!
>>672672449
[Brings back socks filled with cum]
Hey OP. You look like you're having a great time sucking nigger cock over there. Great job! Anyway have a great day faggot.
>>672672709
No niggers in this house, get out
so, who am i fucking tonight?
Say hi to my little sister guys
>>672672831
Hey he has a wallet, he is no nigger!
>>672672739
i need a place to stick my dick in those insects
*shouts* HEY GUYS I FOUND A HOLE IN THE WALL AT THE STORAGE ROOM,ANYNONE WANNA CHECK THIS SHIT OUT?
>>672672763
I told you to stop picking up kindergarteners. Smh
WHO THE FUCK BANGED MY BUNDLE OF HEROIN?!!!!!!!!!????? AND WHY'D YOU USE MY USED NEEDLES??
You just signed your own death warrant, I'm HepC+ and HIV+
>>672672695
You should stop using much toilet paper, you waste a lot!
>>672672063
WHO PICKED UP THE PHONE I WAS PLAYING RUNESQUAP ON AOL!
>>672672763
Need help inflating them?
>>672672831
Already cucked your dad, too late friend-o
>>672672870
Believe me, you don't, mate
>>672672923
This isn't 00's role play.
if any of you mother fuckers take photos of me in the shower and i find them on here.. incorrectly time stamped, I will be nothing but furious!!!
>>672672904
that was heroin? I thought that was brown sugar.. how's the coffee family?
>>672672514
No, the Basement is where I do my sacrifices to satan
>>672672857
well, i guess it's just a fapnite...
Who stole my heroin dammit?
>>672672725
Stop licking my pussy you dumb cunt
>>672672992
Dleicsou...falls over...
>>672672923
I WAS TREASURETRAILING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone see that huge hive near the tree?
>>672672978
Dude this many annon's in a house AOL is the best we can afford
Why is the baby in the oven?
/b/ was this you?!?!?!
>>672673022
You and Satan are roomies?
>>672672666
WHO THE FUCK JUST ATE HALF A PLATE OF LSD AND SHIT IN THE KITCHEN SINK
>>672672992
*nods out and asphyxiates*
>>672673126
Don't worry it's just an aborted fetus, gonna donate it to the Saran worship downstairs after cooking it.
Who the fuck is using all the bandwidth?
Wheres My Fucking sandwhich
I left it in the fridge an hour ago
>>672673058
>>672672725
Get a damn room
For 3
*does doge things around the house*
>>672673226
Sorry, had to update steam
Kill self with a potato
>>672673226
im also playin minecraft so stfu!!! lol
>>672673206
is that a .gif from rtz losing to liquid yesterday?
>>672673226
My bad just downloading some more RAM
>>672673304
Dammit there goes the potato soup I was gonna make.
>>672672814
[SLURPS]
A dog got in the house!
Get the shovel!
>>672672407
>>672672438
u wanna say that again, pardner
>>672673370
You have to download the Internet first. Duh.
>>672672514
obviously we are all living in the basement. the place is basicially a giant underground vault with a tiny house as an entrance for cover.
>>672673448
Underrated post
>5:46 am
>this starts coming from my room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaqsaT1JF4
>>672673226
*downloading CP* yeah, I'm tired of all of these faggots fucking with our internet. House full of NEETs while I'm the only hot guy here
Alright guys I'm going to the grocery store, if you want anything you better tell me now
Dude can you guys stop gangbanging my mom?
>>672673552
More potatoes.
>>672673552
More cock socks
>>672673552
Fedoras and vapes!!!
Hey guys, there's a small.girl at the door selling girl scout cookies
>>672673557
Oh sorry i thought it was your dad.
>>672673552
I need two eggplants, an orange, an aborted fetus, some garlic, virgin a+ blood, and 12 statues of satan.
>>672673552
Just the usual..rope lube and catfood.
>>672673410
mmm dis is delicious lapetitó mmmm eggscellent
one semen moar pls!
WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN THE SINK?
>>672672600
god fucking damn it
>>672673552
Coca Cola
Jack Daniels
A porno mag
12 socks
A lady razor
Enemas
Candles
Mouse traps
Vodka
And some skittles
>>672673690
HE DID IT
>>672673662
>>672673690
Will it's not like anyone does fucking dishes around here!
>>672672063
One week later:
>>672673700
>>672672600
Same dubs
>>672673552
Microwaveable burritos
>>672673552
ooooo surpize me!!
>>672673557
actually, that was all me
fags dont know about my chimerism
>>672673763
aayyyy
I'm sorry anons that I masturbated over your clothes.
Hey, FedEx needs somebody to sign for something!! Who ordered a purple bong?!
Ok, who of you fuckers smoked all my weed?
>>672673879
You fuck that's not a bong and it's mine!
>>672672527
Grill detected.
>>672673853
>guy
>girlfriend
sry, no
>>672672063
missing the faggottree
>>672673760
dude it was like that when we moved in
Hey guys, do Walmart accept cheques?
>>672673552
kidnap a stray kid
Wassup youtube, faggotboy here, my roomates just destroyed my tv and sybian what a load of shit, anyways give me millions of views so i can get out of this hell hole thanks! Like comment subscribe and don't forget, to smile it rigid
Who wants some eggs?
>>672673552
a funnel, two tarps and a shovel
So I just opened a dispensary in my room and this nigger wont stop harassing me, /pol/ halp ples
>>672674047
Gtfo.
GET THIS FUCKER OUT
>>672674047
naw, i'll just have gravlax and a ba---
I mean cereal.
>>672673552
Mac n Cheese mix
Slim fit Condoms
Waterbased Lube
Grape Juice
Fresh Watermelons
French Fries
Hotdog buns
Minced beef
and some vodka
Guys I'm making hot buttered 'corn for me and my new gf.
Anyone wanna hang with us?
Have you seen my doorknob somewhere?
STOP PLAYING SHITTY BLACK METAL ON YOUR SHITTY GUITAR BASEMENT FAG! SOME PEOPLE HERE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP ALL DAY!
>>672674107
i got a torch
>>672674272
That's just the feminists upstairs exercising
>>672674235
threesome dibs
Guys i think i misplaced all the laxatives in the milk. Sorry
>>672674235
Sure
Hey guys!
I hope you don't mind me putting up this pole hihi thanks for understanding
>>672673552
Activated almonds
Which one of vanilla dicks rubbed lard on all the doorknobs? ridiculous
Sup Brahs, me and the boys are gonna go down to the football fields, throw some long balls and pick up some babes, who's down brah?
>>672674337
>>672674306
Crucify these niggers and I'll give you 3oz of store credit and I'll offer you a job here as a bouncer. Just make it a safe haven for whites only.
Guys I think I have Mono
CLOSE THE DOOR IM FAPPING
>>672674337
Oh fuck
>>672674337
KEK
Alright. Which one of you rehabs drank all my orange juice?
>>672674478
There's gonna be a trio of dicks in your ass if you won't fuck off.
/v/ Mansion >>> /b/ hostel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUnut5YWjZ4
>>672674624
me
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>672674473
thse nigs dont need to be killed like our holy jesus
>>672674723
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
>>672674723
he looks like a fucking cheeto with clothes
>>672674624
I did, just after finishing brushing my teeth.
>>672674835
Underage b&
>>672674699
Yaas
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEE
EEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH BANG
The person who gets trips burns down the house
>>672674944
Someone for the love of god lube up the door
>>672674978
If dubs the house is fire proof
>>672672063
for the last fucking time /b/ stop cumming in jars!
and why the fuck do you have to put mlp figures in it?! okay that's it i'm calling a doctor
she's not coming over
the party's canceled guys,
she turned me down too...
it's over
im done being single all my life
>>672675001
>>672674978
careful faggot, you almost got us fucking killed.
>>672675001
>lube up the door
>>672673232
It was me.
>>672674871
>implying i spent time on vidya gaymes
OH FUCK
>>672675001
>>672674944
fucking kek
>>672673572
>>672673580
>>672673605
>>672673657
>>672673658
>>672673715
>>672673767
>>672673780
>>672674025
>>672674074
>>672674219
>>672674411
Okay guys I'm back from the grocery store. Who's gonna help me bring all the groceries in the house?
>>672672063
fine but im not sharing a room with /pol/
>>672675193
*cricket*
>>672675193
>>672673448
Bigger 10 Cloverfield lane with a house on top. Got it
*knock knock knock *
POST MAN! GOT A PACKAGE FOR YA
>>672675193
Hold on lemme just finish here...
>>672675193
>>672674025
hey! i cant find it!
>>672672864
>over 15
eww gross, she's old enough to be my grandmother
>>672675193
ok
>>672675364
Who's it for?
>>672673552
More Meth. Waaay more Meth
>>672675364
what is it?
>>672675193
you're on your own. I'm playing vidya.
>>672675364
who's it for?
I'm stealing all the loli in the house and there's nothing anybody can do to stop me!
>>672675193
you forgot the nuggs?
>>672673607
No no no no get her out of here now. The lolifags can smell girlscouts for miles away
POLICE EVERYONE DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>>672675364
Oh boy is it my dragon dildo?
>>672675588
Fuck off
>>672675565
Oh they're in there
>>672672666
Calm down there, Satan.
>>672675528
Coming for ya bud
>>672673879
>dong bong
Can't help but to laugh at this shit
>>672675588
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE FILTHY JUDEN
>>672675588
it's all right officer, we got th niggers under control
>>672674306
>>672674761
>>672674107
>>672674355
is that an old pic of Chris Chan? wtf
>>672675439
>>672675483
>>672675514
>>672675586
>>672675588
>>672675598
>>672675662
>>672675675
>>672675703
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>672675598
>>672675364
we already did this bit...
>>672673879
>>672673915
>>672675585
Who the hell left their creepy-ass Japanese sex doll in the living room?
>>672672063
Hey guys I found a kitten :3
>>672675588
Delete system32
no cheese pizza must be found
>>672675828
KUK POO! FOUND YOUR DOLL! IT WAS WITH THIS GUY!
>>672675830
d'aawww. let's keep it. can we? can we? can we?
>>672675775
Close, but no cigar.
Haha hey guys im a gril but no tits ;)))
Loud screaming and unintelligible noises coming from /d/'s room... grabs dufflebag of colorful dicks and casually walks in.
>>672675934
You're responsible for it
>>672675830
I like sneks better.
>>672675934
only if you name it dawg
>>672675830
>>672675934
we already own 7 cats, nigga!
>>672675999
FUCK EVERYONE OUT QUICK
THE RITUAL WENT WRONG
Ugh, all the cookies are gone
>>672676035
8 is lucky number
Dubs decide name
>>672675999
>>672674978
SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!
QUICK SOMEBODY TELL A REPUBLICAN IT'S NOT 1952 SO THEY CAN SPILL SOME TEARS ON IT!!!!!
>>672676143
Give it pudding
>>672676035
how about we merge all the cats and actually make a cat with 9 lives! JUST ONE MORE TO GO!
Hey guys check out the news. The goat fuckers have bombed the whitehouse!
>>672676186
show me your feminine penis
>>672676143
>3000-984
>not getting raped by Cosy
I don't think I can live under one roof with someone like you!
wincest anyone?
>>672676234
YOU IDIOT
>>672676271
Lets name it moot
>>672676304
>feminine penis
What? That doesn't exist
Women have a vagina
>>672676186
no tits no cookie
>>672676427
>2010+6
>not accepting modern day equality
>>672676634
MOAR CATS
>>672676590
What? Its all biological, women can't have penises, only the males do
>>672676418
Moot it is
>>672676521
...
>>672675775
WTF you FAGGOTs of DOOM!!!
I step out FIVE MINUTES and you blow the fucking neighborhood up
Dinner's Served
>>672676694
>2010+6+4 months+7 days
k
>>672676761
I can't eat pork
It is haram
Can someone look after my milk for a sec?
>>672676768
Your meme post isn't helping your claim
>>672676761
Second serving
>>672676717
enjoy!
>>672676833
*pushes it off the table*
Sorry dude...
Parkinsons man...
>>672676833
Fuck you I'm Not falling for that shit again
>>672672600
Aw, shit.
>>672676833
Goddammit not again
>>672676833
No chocolate
No watching
>>672672666
i mean, except the fact youre satan.
>>672676969
New fetish acquired
>>672676969
hey, i know it 's wrong but, ....wanna bang?
HEY GUYS! I MADE A FAMILY PORTRAIT! DO YOU LIKE IT??
>>672676890
I ordered black cocks not WHITE COCKS
Why did m00t walk out on us?
>>672677254
Hey I had cat ears on..
>>672677277
...
Goo girl starts oozing through ceiling onto dinner table... scream comes from upstairs "Ahhh shit Again?!?"