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>>672632031
photographic equipment, 3d printers, VR headset (need lots of space for movement... thanks valve), sex toys, and a larger bed (futon fold up).
>>672632918
how many printers? what are you going to make? do the sex toyd really take up that much room? D:
>>672632918
fellow vive preorderer, waiting for the glorious VR dragon porn
>>672633555
Fight me.
>>672633098
https://youtu.be/J_90JmPfit8
Ill fight you
>>672633615
my gets fight for me
>>672633096
No, I haven't thrown out any clothing since I was 10... I was a fat kid that grew into his weight. So, I have a lot of shit to donate or throw out.
It's one printer as of now, but I plan on printing upgrades.
>>672633098
I'm'na make games for it. I already have the idea, and I'm sketching up the concept art. I will probably use the blender game engine or source2. Probably source2 since I'm familiar doing things in source.
BELIEVING IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS
>>672633755
Oh.
I am going to go fight AM then.
>>672633799
Damn it you stole my get
>>672633799
well thats handy about the clothing lol
what sort of upgrades?
>>672633799
Ah yes, trickle down economics
>cheated on
>dumped
How's everyone's night
>>672633852
git gud sun
>>672634020
A better reel, and a mount for a 3 way color printer.
>>672634317
haha what a fucking loser
>>672634317
Shitty but for other reasons
>>672634317
That sucks.
What happened?
Valved cheated on me when I won a comeback game and it did not count because of "network issues."
I want my money back.
>>672634317
Better than yours I guess. What else is up?
>>672634317
damn I'm sorry dude :/
>>672634412
ohhh cool~
when are you expecting the printer to come?
>>672634574
Dota is a free game bitch tits
>>672634317
Drink and masturbate... do you have a name on these threads?
>>672634787
three weeks after my ebay sale (fuckin' paypal).
>I might end up just casting my own dildo out of platinum silicone.
>>672634317
This is why you dont get in a relationship.
>>672634573
I got a lovely phone call saying he's another house and staying there
>>672634697
Rocket league is going well
>>672634864
I am drinking and I don't come here enough to have a name
>>672635247
He's at anothers house?
>>672635247
Was the call from him or a third party?
That's good.
>>672635419
Yes
>>672635424
Him, he's drunk
>>672635060
damn thats a long time to wait.
you should make all the dildos. hundred and thousands
>>672635247
If I really want to drink alcohol... I just go for tequila or 151.
>but, I feel worse drunk then sober. I can push down all my emotions when I'm sober.
>>672635824
and what did he say?
>>672635894
Im a light weight and Juan Santos is doing just fine
>>672635824
Did you two live together?
>>672635877
I will probably only make one.
>the one that gets lodged up my ass, and I choose death than get help.
>>672636113
bicardi 151 tastes like caramel. It's fine to drink straight.
>>672635973
It's all in spanish and I'm not typing it but basically he's "taking life in a new direction"
>>672636114
No so it's easy for me to wake up
>>672636396
>Spanish
Oh boy that must be a challenge growing up in a household that speaks it and being gay.
>>672636396
Huh. Well that whole situation's no good.
>>672636281
It's 4 am so I'm not going out but I'll keep it in mind
>>672636157
make one thats being continuously made and have part of it in your butt at all times!!!!!! one giant long ever growing dildo
>>672636563
My parents and city are pretty cool with it actually
>>672636633
It really puts a downer on me but I just needed to talk it out rn. Thanks guys I'll be ok, I'll just post porn for now
>>672636677
It's a strong alcohol though. I'm the only one of my friends who can drink it straight. If you find it too potent... mix it into a beer or coke.
>>672636767
That's called a penis since it's made of living tissue. So... craigslist advertising?
>>672637224
you're using living tissue to make the dildo?!??!
>>672637088
Well alright then.
>>672637088
Porn heals all wounds, as wise men say.
I honestly wonder what the drop in mless use was after they disallowed beast shit.
>>672637360
Yes, you caught me. I snuck into your room and am slowly pulling out your asshole to fill up with silicone for a dildo.
>>672637398
nonono... porn resizes all holes
>>672637609
that explains a lot. like why my pants havent been fitting right. you sneaky bastard
>>672638498
Thats gay dude, wtf
> lightning struck an air plane at work today
> got hit by a car yesterday
And all I cared about was posting in this thread the whole time.
I think I'm addicted to this way to much.
Also, Snarf is a raging homosexual!
>>672638830
She just has flappy labia, man.
>>672638899
At least I can live getting hit by a car through you. Do you work at an airport or air force base?
>>672639245
Love you too, hun.
>>672639298
thats pretty hot
want to go to an arcade in like a month
its on john nolan drive
>>672638830
Hi, Am~
>>672638899
psh who cares about what happened to them?
>>672639245
Snarf is love
>>672639640
I really hate arcades, actually.
>>672639814
Good, Then this works out perfectly
Salt Lake City Airport
Couple months ago, 2 planes got recalled. One was at ours. Bothing going to Paris, after the mass bombing.
'FBI' (bs it was local cops) was tipped by a call about those two.
Both Clean.
Had to make 200 burgers in 10 min for the poor people who had that plain.
> People stood on the run way like terrorist being checked, while the plane was searched. Imagine the bag searching. Bound to find a sex toy set and more embarrassing stuff for all the public to see.
It was 'fun'!
>>672639510
Homo!
AMMMM NOTICE ME!!!!!!!1
Katten I want to stab your face with a thousand razors
>>672640225
Good, I can be sure I won't run into you.
>>672640410
Sounds like good times all around.
>>672640705
why though?
>>672640410
I want snuggles.
I need rubs
>>672639792
They had to get off the plane. It was grounded so, it was fine. Not flyable for a while. But fine. So, they got transferred to other flights taking off in 20min - 9 hours. Poor people. And no vouchers, no hotel rooms paid for; nothing but transfers.
My attacker Hit 'N RUN'D me.
Ass hole mormons give me a license plate(idk if police ran it), but witness info false. They do that here 90% / the 4% actually are nice / the 6% take your info and file a false lawsuit and steal your money.
>>672641200
Tomorrow
avery is asleep.
Shut up Zaryss
>>672641560
those assholes >:C
well at least you werent filed into a false lawsuit. also its good you werent hurt. has snarf given lots of messages to make sure you dont suffer from whiplash
Well not like I can make you.
m-make me instead?
dom stop lusting after the D
and snap me yours
>>672642089
ah sex therapy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cOIXjE2iAc
i will never.
i will never.
I want to know what Asriel's butt smells like.
it is butt sniff anon.
>>672642509
jajajajaja
thats the best therapy
you promised the plastic ones :(
>>672642615
Hey butt sniff anon.
oh right! i will do this.
>>672642089
He didn't tell me about it until earlier this evening.
>>672643253
it smells like a butt
do not sexualize goat brother
>>672643164
you should make sure to give him lots of rubs <3
>>672643300
O-okay. I'll stop.
>>672642906
yes, that's how it should be
>>672643392
you are so kind
I wonder what Asriel's drink smells like?
i would like to imagine it is a nice herbal tea
>Lose 9/10 times
Why even bother
>>672643397
oui~
I'm outa here. later guy~
>>672643164
byebye~
>>672643669
practice from behind
>>672642615
like farts
>>672643717
What does that even mean.
>>672644096
intentionally giving your opponents an advantage in order to increase the challenge and thus increase the efficacy of your practice.
>>672644065
Don't sexualize the goat's drink.
Should I drink more or have oatmeal?
>>672644452
Yes
>>672644542
That means the first one
>>672644257
practice from behind./
>>672644719
Are you making fun of me?
>>672644718
yes both
>>672644785
No, im drinking.
>>672644784
no, i have never done this.
>>672644842
You're confusing me
>>672644980
i am sorry, what can i elucidate for you
>>672645049
>>672644719
I am not understanding this in context of rainbow 6
>>672645196
i DESTROYED as the shield fucker tonight, multiple 4+ kill rounds as tachanka too.
doms butt is my hero
Damn this night got depressing real quick
i have a very capable ass.
>>672645423
same to you
>>672645739
Are you making fun of me?
>>672643714
Bye, kitty.
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>>672645909
Whatever
Pretty talkative time of night
Milk is good.
Do you disagree
>>672647324
I don't, milk is delicious.
I think the real debate lies in the fat percentages
>>672647548
Just don't GOMAD and you'll be fine.
>>672647324
2% milk is best milk.
>>672647812
The truth has been spoken.
>>672647747
I have a friend that does that. Not as a
fitness thing, it's just how he was raised.
It's scary how much milk he drinks
>>672647812
I think you misspelled whole milk
>>672647812
Don't discriminate. All milk is good milk.
>>672648154
That's kind of... ew..
>>672648359
He's a pretty cool guy overall, he just has that weird thing about him. I guess that's what Minnesota does to you
>>672648747
I wouldn't know.
morning threads are shite
>>672649421
i beg to differ
>>672649421
The last couple of days they were pretty okay
>>672649589
thats because youre gay
>>672649611
somehow i doubt that
>>672649791
>complaining about gayness in a gfur thread
wew lad
>>672649791
Guess it depends on your definition of good. I had a nice time in them
>morning
>>672649972
>>672649942
i cant help the degenerate fetishes of you godless heathens, but so be it
>>672649972
it works as a place to laze about i guess
>>672649996
8:44am
>>672650220
I mean I don't really have much better to do around this time; it's 00:46 for me
>>672650220
>degenerate
>godless
sure is /pol/ in here
>>672650358
but thats the perfect time to do things
>>672650458
as it should be
>>672650555
Like what?
>>672650658
write code, play video games, shitpost
>>672650801
that's time you could be fapping though
>>672650909
or sleeping
