First thing, dont die

I wake up every morning feeling like a piece of shit. I literally hate myself and think about suicide daily. Why the fuck would i want to live forever

Current idea: my current understanding of death is that causation is cell DNA shutting down, and this occurring at a faster rate as you agree. So the slowing or stopping of cell DNA from shutting off could hypothetically stop death via age. Death via murder is still possible though.

Im going have people cut my head off of my body and put it on a better body when im 80 years old.

>>672629127
/thread

>>672629316
More chances to fix your life. More chances to find "the one". Living forever means you literally have all the time in the world.

>>672629353

I can parrot shit from wikipedia: The Post

>>672629032

People who want to live forever are fags. I don't care about living past 60. If I live longer than that I'll probably kill myself.

Truthfully I would't give a shit if I even died tomorrow.

Create the Singularity and become an immortal computer

>>672629316
Better reason: you can use 4chan forever.

Immortality would be a curse. Watching all the people you love eventually die would suck. If everybody became immortal we would run out of room due to overpopulation very quickly so that would be a problem that needs to be addressed quickly.

>>672629757
>Uses 4chan forever.
>Still gets called a Newfag by summerfags

>>672629704
If you don't care if you die than more power to you. But you are inferior to those who do care if they die. They will fight to live and will never give up hope. They will have a reason to live if they don't want to die, even if that reason is not wanting Die. Any reason is a good enough reason to fight for. Are you someone who believes that reason though?

>>672630088
Kek

>>672630117

People who fear death are inferior. I laugh at people who think they can achieve immortality. It's science fiction and won't ever happen. You might be lucky to see some life extension medicine which can add 20-30 years but that's it. Just face the fact you're going to die. Fucking imbeciles.

>>672629963
Keep it a secret until efficient space travel. Fuck eternal life might be the secret to efficient space travel. Also, we will all watch our loved ones leave us someday. Living forever doesn't change that. Would you carry the burden of mourning your brother, sisters, husband or wife's death, or would you let them carry the burden to mourn yours?

kill yourself

Reincarnation already exists, so we technically are immortal... so to speak.

>>672630354
And people who do not fear death are superior? You don't care if you die so in a Life or death situation you would have so much less incentive to fight for life. People who accept death do not strive to help humanity live on forever, they wish to waste their time on this earth. They are a disease that must be purged from humanities gene pool, and they won't mind it. Note fight is a metaphor, replacing me saying work.

>>672631169
Do tell,

>>672631426
Buddhism. Done.

I am a bio-medical engineer and I am currently a project lead for artificial organs (specifically pancreas for my division.) Immortality might be possible through computers but the biggest issue with that is having direct communication between our brains and a piece of hardware. Since we don't actually know a way to speak in the same language as the brain we can't make hardware that can speak to it in such a way. I hope that I will live long enough to see the branch involved in this research in my company make some serious advances. I will probably die by then and that it will be my generation's children that will experience immortality.

1. complete denial that you will die
2. ????
3. profit

>>672629032
No I damn well do not, you presumptuous prick. Fuck living forever, I don't even wanna get old.

>>672631616
Damn it fuck religion. Religion is less reliable than science fiction because it has no unfakable base and there is no proof of its success

Make a deal with the devil

>>672629032
shot of whiskey, at least once a day. a bunch of people who lived past 100 said they did this. the weakest form of alcohol documented was wine, but ive heard at least 2 that said that they used whiskey

>>672631657
I've heard people compare brain signals to electric waves. Ridiculous as it sounds has this been tested? Communication via patterned bursts of electric current?

My plan is not eating deep fried food, taking vitamins and omega 3 and waiting for someone to invent anti-cancer drugs. That should get me another 60years. In that time frame hopefully someone else will invent a computer program I can be uploaded into

>>672632222
Check 'em. Quads

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WHO WAAANTS TO LIVE FOREVEEEERRRR?

>>672629524
Entropy will get ya in the end

>>672629032
should start by putting this pipe of resin down.

>>672632455
Then try slowing down the loss of energy. (note I'm not saying destruction of energy for those of you non grammer Nazis)

>>672629032
Technological singularity, human transcende

>>672629032
i take lots of psychedelics and go to parallel universes and spend years there sometimes and in this dimension only minutes pass, its a good way to extend life and a place too look for life extension technology and secrets of the multiverse

>>672632222
It is similar to how computers use electricity but it is not the same. It is true that computers and our brains use bursts of "electric" current to communicate but that isn't the language I am talking about. The language I am talking about is sort of like programming language. You can't speak to specific software unless you are using a language it can translate for itself. So while our brain can communicate with itself it cannot communicate with an outside computer talking in c++. Now for the testing part of your question, my lab has been able to trick the brain into thinking it is talking to a real pancreas and not what is really a artificial one but that is an entirely different and simple form of communication.

>>672632814
By jumping into the event horizon of a black hole?

>>672629704
no one cares about you wanting to die

in fact, jump out of a window now fgt

>>672633456
I prefer my neck with a side of not broken thank you very much

>>672633207
you're high
your invalid

>>672631339

Humanity is doomed anyway

>>672632455
You could possibly beat entropy if our universe is cyclic and we could survive the reorganization of energy.

>>672633562

I can imagine you crying and sobbing on your death bed like the faggot you are.

>>672632107
The enzyme that breaks down alcohol protects the heart. You only need a little alc because just a little will trigger a Max enzyme response

Pretty sure bath salts turn you into a zombie so that's 1 idea I have also been thinking maybe you can print organs with a 3d printer and keep replacing them over time

Maybe we would have accomplished it by now had it not been for a large majority of the human race believing in being immortal thanks to a god they can't prove exists so they don't even bother trying to figure out a plausible scientific solution.

>>672633954
you can't imagine anything you dim queer

>>672633791
That would be the target as to how slowed down our rate of entropy to be

Don't die. *boom*

>>672633791
Yeah bit you'll need a pretty good bomb shelter to survive the big bang

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>>672629032

Try dying first. It's not so bad. And then you realize you will live forever and it's torture. Lovely happy amazing wonderful torture.

>>672634066
Exactly why I hate most religion.

Why not cryonics?

>>672633208
That pancreas thing sounds amazing still

>>672634117

>Using queer as an insult

Yeah you're like 14 at most kek

>>672634307
If we are immortal we might be able to be far away enough to just wait it out and come back.

>>672629032
Well considering the fact that no one really knows what happens when you die
maybe we do live forever, just not in this form

>>672634556
>uses kek
kill yourself

>>672634556
That's not op. I, op, am actually using reason and trying to not get into emotional arguments and to stay in intellectual ones.

just stop fucking dying all the time

>>672634771
on /b/

>>672631657
Can you make a program that rewrites gayness while you're at it?

>>672634537
We are almost there to having a full, internal, and working artificial pancreas. My kids aren't going to be the generation that creates them but they will be the one that improves them.

Freejack

>>672629032
People are already working on this shit. Electronic models of the human brain, cryogenically preserving animal brains without damaging them, machines that come closer and closer to crossing the uncanny valley, predicting and recognizing specific thoughts milliseconds before they occur, using bioprinters to make prosthetic organs, synthesizing blood, etc. Nobody's actually started an initiative to permanently halt aging--that I've heard of being successful--but we're getting closer and closer to it.

My bet's on digital immortality coming first. Copying someone's personality, translating memories into code. Then uploading, as life expectancies climb from the 80s to 100s to 140s and beyond. Then augmenting the human body so that all people really need to do is replace feeble human organs every now and then. Then synthesizing immortal bodies with nerve endings and shit to download into.

Of course we'll need to way off planet before immortality will become available to the public, otherwise wars will be fought over data that will probably be destroyed the second those wars start, but it'll happen. I'm a youngfag, I have time. If the clock starts running out, I might sign up for experimental procedures to test life extending drugs and hope for the best. See if I can buy myself enough time--likely with horrific side effects--to get uploaded.

I'm not really afraid of death, but I love being alive. I want to keep that going for as long as I can. After living the kind of life I have, even with some pretty fucking rough patches, I say it's worth it because things keep getting better as our technology improves. Eventually a life of unimaginable suffering will be one where your server is filled with hackers who fuck up your code for the hell of it and introduce you to a period of "I have no mouth and I must scream," until the cyber police AI descends from the artificial heavens and deletes them before correcting most of your errors.

>>672634066
Careful with that edge atheist fag

>>672634665
That is religion. Trusting that you will live. On after you die. Why not try to live forever in this form if your gonna live forever regardless?

>>672629353
Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot faggot

Get Google Remember. All of your memories are uploaded to a cloud where they can be accessed after you die and downloaded onto a robot who will then replace you.

>>672634847
In theory "yes". It wouldn't be a program that you would be using though. You would be the program. The actually implications of people having the power to do that are quite serious. I am worried about how companies, including mine, along with governments handle the distribution and securities that comes with that power.

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>>672634813
I'll have to do more research on this one. You may be on to something

>>672634847
that's a good idea

and transgender, pansexual shit too

I don't want to live forever though
Humans, in their current state at least, are not meant to live forever
Living forever as a youth would be the work of essentially magic to humans nowadays
Our best hope is to upload ourselves into a large computing system, an alternate reality within the one we already know, if you will

>>672630117
You're a fucking idiot. I bet you're religious too you stupid nigger

>>672635151
like bruce willis in surrogates

>>672635177
like winzip

i could be like winzip

>>672631339
You're such a faggot I hope you die

so your DNA eventually stops telling your body to repair its self - figure out that one and we all live forever ;p

>>672634876
Do they manufacture their own glucagon and insulin? They're gonna do humanity a great deed, good for you

>>672635309
NO NOT LIKE FUCKING BRUCE WILLIS IN FUCKING SURROGATE

>>672634961
>My bet's on digital immortality coming first. Copying someone's personality, translating memories into code. Then uploading, as life expectancies climb from the 80s to 100s to 140s and beyond. Then augmenting the human body so that all people really need to do is replace feeble human organs every now and then. Then synthesizing immortal bodies with nerve endings and shit to download into.

but it's not immortality, it's a copy. it might be a good copy but it's just a copy.

We could all be young forever as ghosts in a shell

>>672635478
like bruce willis in die hard 4?

>>672629032
Had a 100-something yr old grandmother that was depressed because all her friends and some of her children had all died years ago of old age. Living forever has its downsides.

>>672635447
furyou

>>672631657
I am a computer and I compute theatre you're full of shit and also a lying faggot.

Beep boop beep. Faggot

>>672635565
NO GOD DAMN IT NOT LIKE FUCKING BRUCE WILLIS IN FUCKING DIE HARD 4

>>672635631
not if all your friends and children can live forever too, nigger

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>>672635224
Pansexuals can get a Trojan virus uploaded directly to the brain, maybe via ice pick

>>672634961
You are kind of close to hitting what the future holds but there are some stuff that comes out wrong. Immortality will rely on a digital solution but if that solution arises we won't be still relying on our regular organs. Also we won't be copying anyone's "personality" into "code". A lot of what you are saying sounds like a bad sci fi idea. I really don't want to dissect your post too badly so I will stop.

>>672635687
like bruce willis in red 2?

>>672634876
Your kids are fucking faggots that won't accomplish shit

OP, look up Aubrey de Grey and SENS. They are trying to do this, and it might work, within a quarter century this may be possible

What if we could download the consciousness of Luka Magnotta into three thousand spider monkey robots, and unleash them on the world so they can rid the world of this person by infecting him with digital AIDS in 4K

>>672635909

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>>672635981
>snes

Mario won't save you faggot

>>672635807
NO OKAY ITS NOT LIKE FUCKING BRUCE WILLIS IN RED FUCKING TWO. YOU FUCKING PEOPLE THIS IS THE FUTURE. YOU MAKE ME SO MAD IM NOT EVEN CAPS LOCKING THIS IS GODDAMN FUCKING SHIFT

>>672635981
i work for Mr. De Grey. I'm his live in manservant. I help keep his beard trimmed at all times. I can attest to this post.

>>672635447
That is one of my division's last hurdles. You have no idea how hard that is have happen since it happens on such a small scale. The regulating part is easy compared to the production part. I know it can and will happen but right now it is really difficult. I have never talked about my job on 4chan before. This is really nice.

>>672636179
Like Bruce Willis in 12 monkeys? He's from the future

>>672629032
Google Telomeres

>>672635151
only available as an extension for google ultron

>>672636179
Bruce Willis in Surrogates was from the future

>>672636122
it's like eating and brushing your teeth at the same time!
truly the next level of food
if only it could shave my legs too...oh, put a bunch of razor blades in it!

>>672636248
Your division is the faggot division you faggot liar

How about you throw yourself into a black hole then you would see the whole of time as you pass the even horizon, then technically you have lived forever

>wanting to live forever

Everyone look at the teenager.

>>672636288
Or maybe Bruce Willis from Looper?

>>672636453
you have down syndrome

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>>672629032
Not electing Trump as President is a good start.

>>672636516
And you're a faggot. Probably a nigger too

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eat one pinecone everyday

>>672635909
When I say kids I am talking about Millennials. Only one of my kids is interested in engineering but it isn't in my field. I know they will achieve great things though.

>>672636428
How would you record the data

>>672636288
LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE PUNK BRUCE WILLIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOOGLE OR THE FUCKING FUTURE. NO BRUCE WILLIS OR TWELVE MOTHER CUNTING MONKEYS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FUTURE ADVANCEMENTS GOOGLE IS MAKING LIKE GOOGLE REMEMBER. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOUR BRAIN IS TOO DENSE WITH AUTISM YOU FUCKING SHITTY MOVIE ACTOR LOVING APPLE FAGGOT

>>672636179
like bruce willis from the 5th element?

>>672630354

you are a fool and future generations will remember you as a fool which won't matter anyways since you'll be dead

>>672634749

kek no

Faggot

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>>672636122
From the post anything thread right? Ayy!

>>672635001
Edge? Just look how many scientists were burned by Christians during the dark ages.

>>672636636
Your kid won't do shit. He's probably cock sucker

>>672635493
Copying wasn't immortality, just a precursor to it--showing that it's possible to create a digital human. Transferring anyone's consciousness is still a good ways away. Besides which; a true copy, if it were truly perfect, would have the net effect of preserving your identity and allowing for its continuation. Your copy would be immortal, even if you weren't.

>>672636575
you're thinking of your father

>>672636692

There won't be future generations because humanity is retarded and we'll go extinct before we discover immortality or colonize the universe. You're a self important faggot.

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>>672629524
>"the one"
pls anon

>>672629316
You'll feel better once you kill yourself. You should get on that.

>>672636660
I don't like apples. But that sounds like Bruce Willis in Looper

>le edgy teen maymay i don't fear death

if you don't want to live forever you are low iq and should just off yourself

>>672635375
basically the same thing

>>672629353
>>672629436
Brain cells do not regenerate, using steam cells can only help on the bindings of the neurons, yet once a neuron dies the information and functions of it dissapear.

>in resume, you can have a brand new body but practicly brain dead after 120

>>672636516
I'm the anon you responded to, and someone beat me to it. >>672636575

Wanting to live forever means everyone, everything, and your life is always dying in some fashion. I'd rather pass on, and know that I don't get to see all of that. Every generation.

Grow up, teenboi

>>672636816
just because you're an insignificant turd that wants to swallow the business end of a shotgun

>>672636836
he meant jet li, the one

>>672636692
You're a faggot and everyone will remember your faggot family as a bunch of nigger faggots for all of eternity

>>672636816

yes there will

source: the history of the world

>>672636660
i don't recall bruce willis endorsing apple

>>672636248
You could just top the thing up with hormones though right? Like have 1 cavity for insulin and another for glucagon, keep them near the surface and top up with a needle. You wouldn't want them to leak though, that would fuck someone up lol

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>>672635799
Bad sci-fi ideas included space travel, organ transplants, and cell phones at one point. It's entirely probable that I didn't accurately predict the road we'll take towards immortality, but nothing I described is really impossible. We just don't know how to manage it yet.

>>672636780
I'm thinking of your faggot family line you gay nigger

>>672636779
who gives a shit about your copy

>at least my robot copy will live on, annoying ppl with his shitty posts of 4chins

>>672636912
Neuroplasticity

>>672636931
u want to die because u can't hack loss

u tried so hard
but in the end
it doesn't even matter

>>672629032
You just need to die, OP.

find a doctor and a chemist, probably gonna have to bribe them, be ready to spend a shit ton of money. Get them to experiment with you telomerase enzymes that replace the telomeres on the end of your dna strands, best case scenario; expand your lifespan,worst case scenario( and most probable); get cancer

ATM, the only way (read: slim hope) to extend old age is cryonics. Do that.

Otherwise, extending life past a certain point will require genetic engineering and/or replacement of everything. Cloning organs, 3d printing of veins, etc will go a long way toward that point.

I think human advancement needs at least two things: easy access to near space (moon, solar system, asteroid belt, without using chemical rockets to boost expensive payloads from Earth's surface; manufacturing in space), and medical technology to extend/enhance life and intelligence.

Repercussions, of course (like stop having fucking kids. Why do you all feel the need to keep having so many of them?).

Not going to tackle it here, but physical/biological death aside, the last hope is ontological/spiritual. Put simply, nothing stops being. Nothing is - essentially - created or destroyed. That thought appeals to Buddhism, Pantheism, others, pursuant to the question of consciousness.

>>672636734
naw but im heading there now! hope it wasnt 404d

>>672636977
That movie was cool. Needs a remake starring jonh trsvoltas

>>672630354
>It's science fiction and won't ever happen
How long have we been saying this about assorted shit, now? 50 years? 100?

>>672637164
keep crying crybaby

>>672636912
what are steam cells?

are they cells that allow me to buy shitty games on my PEE CEE?

>>672637076
The thing is we already have exterior and interior versions of this. My project is focused on a "implant and forget" organ. While the first versions will of course have to be watched like a hawk, we want to have an artificial pancreas that is as reliable or more so than the original that won't require as much maintenance as current exterior ones.

Get a boring 9-5 office job. Every day will feel like an eternity.
Profits.

>>672636882
WHAT DO YOU LIKE MICROSOFT? FUCKING BRUCE WILLIS FAGGOT. I BET YOU ARE SITTING BEHIND YOUR FUCKING FAGGY PC WITH ZERO BUILT IN PERFORMANCE OPTIMIZATION AND A FUCKING DARE I SAY INTERNET EXPLORER PLUG IN.... WHAT WAS THAT? I THINK I TASTED A LITTLE CHEETO GREASE COME FROM YOUR FUCKING KEYBOARD YOU BUFFOON. GO FUCK A FUCKING DIRTY ASSHOLE AND GET AIDS YOU FAG. GET OFF MY CHAN!!!!!!

>>672637036

History never had atomic weapons

>>672636948

Haha. You think your life is relevant but really you're just as insignificant as I am or any other average person for that matter.

>>672637388
You're fucking stupid

Fucking idiot faggot. Go fly I'm your flying car nigger

>>672637298
I can't hack loss?

Nigga, my first son died when I was 22. I'm 38 now.

>can't hack loss

Grow up, you fucking little girl.

>>672637365
Was 404'd days ago

>>672637371
hahahaha

i'm bored wid it, whatever

>drowningpool.mp3

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>>672637095
c-can i continue posting now, anon?..

>>672637154
I meant that you have the right idea there are just some stuff that a lot of research and theories disagree with is all. The goal is right but the methods are very wrong.

>>672637502
Those are cells used by the master race

>>672637430
That's not crying. You didn't deny your family being a bunch of faggots. You faggot

>>672637728
Seems legit

>>672637513
I didn't realise that. This has given me a lot to think about. Nice talking

>>672636912
How do I steam these cells

>>672637728
>>672637859

Definitely legit and not shooped. I can tell from the pixels.

>>672637664
much more relevant than some emo crying about how the human race is shit and doomed

>>672637513
Shit the fuck up you don't do shit faggot

>>672637695
yes, and you want to die because of it you oldfag

there's a film theory about bullet proof skin (I think it's about hitman) matpat goes into metals that will work biologically. there is one but it turns you into a lightning rod...cover the most vital organs and veins with it

>>672629353
Inhibition of cell replication is also stops radical/damaged cells from replicating (i.e. cancer). Drinking and not that good at explaining it, but inhibiting the mechanism you mention would theoretically work - for not that long - until various cancers took over.

>>672629032

study time, use physics and meditation, realize each moment is eternal in that it does not 'disappear'. problem solved. "Eternity is not 'a long time', eternity is not 'in' time" - Joseph Campbell. Realize your identification with That. Tat Tvam Asi.

>>672637829
because it's such a boring overused insult that someone flings when they're really upset

sorry your feelings were hurt, gaylord

The human body accumulates radiation throughout their life. At a certain point it no longer can continue living from deadly radiation build up. Find a way to either handle accumulated radiation or get rid of it

>>672637590
I'm on windows xp faggot. Like Bruce Willis from looper used

>>672638223
i'm pretty sure bruce willis didn't use windows xp

>>672637225
Brain requires a certain amount of cells to work properly

A neuron can "learn" to do what other cell used to do

Now the same neuron have the stress (do the job) of two
Lifespawn of the neuron goes to a half, so does the brain response to the actions related to that neuron

Repeat until you have so few of them that you require an artificial lung to breath

>>672629032
First things first:
don't kill the other immortals
> ultimate power isn't worth it

>>672637695
You let your son die you're a piece of shit why are you still here

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>>672638284
are you saying that i should grow an artificial lung inside my foreskin?

>>672638210
Or they're all really faggots you gay nigger faggot

>>672638371
isn't it obvious

>>672638278
I'm pretty sure he would if he wanted to

Take colloidal Gold 10ppm 10ml once per day, one month on two months off
Take Spirilina daily
Take Resveratrol daily
Take Curricumin daily
Never exercise so hard you cannot talk
Avoid all processed foods and beverages
Yoga twice per week
Do not store anger fear or other negative emotions
Avoid Sugar

This will put you in the 100+ Category at least given you do not have genetic disposition to disease

>>672638079
You are so goddamned stupid, I cannot believe you can type. Did you honestly just say that?

>>672638002

Get a load of this optimistic faggot. You probably enjoy reading Leibniz huh?

>>672638223
FUCKING KNEW IT YOU LITTLE RAT BASTARD. YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL TALKING ABOUT BRUCE WILLIS LIKE THAT? WELL LISTEN UP, BUDDY, BRUCE WILLIS ISN'T THE KIND OF GUY WHO'S SYMPATHETIC TO YOUR ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC LIFESTYLE. IF BRUCE WILLIS SAW YOU ON THE STREET TALKING ABOUT HIM LIKE HES SOME KIND OF SOOTHSAYING GOD I BET HE WOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING WORTHLESS ASS. IN FACT, I REALLY HOPE HE DOES KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE EVEN TALKING ABOUT. YOU ARE A JOKE. LAST TIME, GET OFF MY CHAN

>>672638588
No that's why I asked. Was your son a faggot like you

>>672638611
i wouldn't put it past old bruce

he's been known to dabble

>>672629032
Step 1: Find a way to extract all information gathered by a human brain and convert it into a digital format.
Step 2: Build a durable computer.
Step 3: Design a custom operating system for said computer.
Step 5: Upload the information extracted from the brain to the computer.

This computer would have a speaker, a microphone, and a camera attached to it. The information uploaded will serve as some sort of multimedia dictionary. The operating system would use the tools to observe it's surroundings and compare the data collected to the dictionary. The operating system would have to be capable of generating new media based on the comparison, and then store it on the hard drive for later use. If this would be possible, then you'd essentially have a person in a computer and this human's lifespan will be prolonged considerably. But that will just be a "copy" of this human, of course.

>>672638620
>genetic disposition to disease
literally everyone

>>672638667
no, that wasn't me

that was your son, i'm a medium and i can channel his spirit

>>672629032
>muh entropy.

that absolute immortality till the end of time isnt really an option is clear a few thousand years atleast is all we ask for, quit arguing technicalities and give ideas to drastically lengthen the human lifespan.

>>672638762
You mean he would b a bad ass? Like in the expendables? Fuck yes Bruce Willis

>>672638371
>let my son die

How about no. My ex-wife was not brought up on charges for murder due to lack of evidence.
>Stories posted here...

Don't give a fuck if you believe me. It's true. I live on, and continue to do so.

Will you?

>>672637176
Who gives a shit about either of us?

>I, the "copy," view life as my original self would if uploading were possible, and continue existing the same vein. When my organic body and original consciousness die, I live on and preserve all of its experiences until my own creation. After my former self dies, I may as well be the new "real" self.

>>672639031
that's a good point, the expendables

>>672638919
Kekekekekekkek

>>672639095
nobody cares

>>672638620
You forgot to said dont have sex at all. Studies in fruit flies show that those healthy subjects that wasnt allowed to have sex lived 3x more than those who did it.

>>672637730
I can agree with you on that much. Any suggestions?

>>672636404
>eating razor blades to shave
>not drinking them

Do you even smooth legs?

>>672639095
I'll live on because I didn't let my son die. How do you live after that?

>>672638919
See
>>672639095
At least my story is real.

Just live for another thirty years. By then, the life expectancy will have drastically increased. From then on, it's a rolling effect where life expectancy increases faster than we age, that is until we find an actual cure from mortality. Other than that, we might be able to bind consciousness to computer data, although that may be further down the line.

>>672639268
Not true in Humans.
In males it is especially good as each time you cum you stimulate both growth hormones and testosterone.

>>672639290
Fuck you smoothskin

>>672636912

actually, brain cells are regrowing all the time, it's called neurogenesis and occurs when you learn and do drugs and helps fight depression

>>672639111
you give a shit about you, and i give a shit about me, that's all we need

selfishness 2016

vote 1 bruce willis

>>672639377
>What is ww3
>What is radiation

>>672639423
Even if I jack off?

>>672639031
NO, NOT LIKE THE FUCKING EXPENDABLES. OH HAHA I BET YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GODDAMN CLEVER WITH YOUR FUCKING REFERENCES. DO YOU ONLY WATCH BRUCE WILLIS MOVIES? I BET YOU IDOLIZE HIM. HE KNOWS HOW MUCH OF A FAGGOT YOU ARE. OBCESSION OVER A SINGLE ENTITY IS A TELL TALE SIGN OF MENTAL ILLNESS. WE CAN ALL SEE THE FUCKING CUM STAINS ON YOUR LIPS YOU ENORMOUS AUTISTIC FAGGOT

>>672639313
It wasn't easy, I'll tell you that. Took me about 10 years to get over it. I now have another son, and he's the coolest dude I've ever met. I'm glad I chose to live on now.

>>672639557
only if you jack off into an 8 year olds mouth

>>672629032
>Wants to live forever
>Probably still wants to retire at 65

>>672639531
Assuming such catastrophes take place. As annoying and bitchy as the current system is, it'll probably be enough to sustain relative global peace until we're socially advanced enough to end conflict.

>>672639563
can you just lower your volume to about a 6 please

it's just i mean, come on

>>672639563
Bruce Willis on friends was much more human. So I'm sure he relates to me more than you and I don't think he would like you speaking like that to me

>>672639585
Just make sure you keep that one alive

Pondering over whether or not to destroy this thread because there seems to be no new data

>>672639563
what's obcession
is it when you have a relationship with the caps lock button that borders on psychopathy

>>672639979
did the research grant you got back fired

>>672639563
That kinda sounds like Bruce Willis in Armageddon

>>672640052
I'm op

Does any medifag here know if there has been any "recent" attemp to keep a head alive? There was some attempts on the post war rusia but didnt went well

>>672639978
or kill it before it gets too big to dispose of easily

>>672639273
Well it isn't my specific field of study but I think I can help with what I know from my colleagues. We won't be copying ourselves and deleting the original as that would be like suicide. We would be transferring ourselves into new hardware directly. Also when we are able to transfer ourselves into new hardware we will last as long as we are willing to maintain ourselves. we won't need organs anymore, only power. If you are still young enough and if you are interested in these things you should go to college for bio medical engineering. We could use more interested people.

>>672640120
mr willis

wow

let me say it's an honor

Accept the Jesus in your heart, he will save you and you will live forever in heaven! <3

>>672639468
Soo more drugs = longer life?

>>672640161
Didn't know which field would target immortality, thanks!

>>672640230
jesus isn't real, stop lying to yourself and to other ppl

you're spreading misinformation

>>672639800
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>>672639981
YOU PEOPLE DON'T EVEN GET THE POINT. THE POINT IS GOOGLE IS HERE. NO OUT OF TOUCH FUCKING ACTOR NORMIE CAN CHANGE THAT. IF YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER GOOGLE REMEMBER WILL MAKE IT TRUE. CLEARLY YOUR AMOUNT OF DOWN SYNDROME IS INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING THE FUTURE. ALL YOU DO IS WATCH FUCKING BRUCE WILLIS MOVIES ON YOUR WINDOWS CUMPUTER YOU FAGGOTS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE GREAT COMPANY GOOGLE IS DOING.

>>672640382
biotech
biogerenontology
molecular biology
spaghetti biology
spaghetti spaghettiologist

>>672640401
You just haven't found him yet, start or keep on seeking and you will find!

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>>672640122
Bumping question with pics of it

>>672640577
what is he like where's waldo

tell him to stay lost

fucking bearded weirdo

>>672640496
Said the macfag user

>>672632931
Aka go to college. Working on it. Materials Science & Engineering major here. We need neuro, bio, and cs majors to make some good leaps.

>>672640760
GOOGLE CHROME OS YOU CUNT

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>>672640496
>GOOGLE IS HERE

over here

i'm over here now

>>672640853
biotech major over here

over here now

alright, it's been fun faggots

remember that jeb did 911

salvia 2016

ron paul

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>>672640496
Are you retarded? Do you have dain bramage? Are you autistic? Do you understand exactly what you've just done? Did you really think you could double dip your chip into the salsa of this internet based establishment and just walk away?! Just like that?! How dare you think so! How dare you live! How dare you share a planet with us! Do you realize that if your mother had just twenty-five cents more than what she had all those years ago she would have went ahead and gotten that abortion?! You were given a chance and you used it to spew faggotry on 4chan! Ya blew it, kid! Ya fucking blew it, and you’ve gone on too long doing whatever and saying whatever without suffering the repercussions you deserve! You fucking faggot! I am going to cut off my own penis with a steak knife, squash my balls with a meat tenderizer, and then put the product of these actions into a glass and drink the entire thing in a Satanic practice to bring Chuck Norris back from the firry depths of hell into the land of the living just so he can hunt you down and donkey punch you and your whole family into NON-EXISTENCE! Get it, kid?!

Here's how to live forever:

1. Really believe the following steps will help you live forever. Convince yourself it is possible. Did you ever stop to think that most people are physicalists merely for practical reasons? Idealism is just as supported philosophically. Physicalism conveniently describes an objective reality that is not necessarily incompatible with certain forms of idealism. Sure, if objective reality is merely where all our ideas find agreement then it means you will be weighed down by the vast majority of people who think it is impossible. Even if you don't agree with me philosophically, the reasoning behind my philosophy is somewhat substantiated in science: The placebo effect.

2. Fast for one day a week, and for one week a month. Water fast obviously. Constantly consuming energy means old cells are maintained instead of being allowed to die off. When you fast for a week the older cells die off and as soon as you start eating again stem cells are produced to replace them. This improves the immune system, improves digestion, and has already been shown to lower risk of diabetes and alzheimers.

3. Do not do too much intense exercise, but don't be completely sedentary. You should aim to spend most of your time doing activities that require a moderate amount of both physical and mental activity.

4. Bloodletting and blooddrinking: Having eaten your first big meal after a fast draw some of your blood out with a syringe and save it, then before you begin your week long fast drink your own blood which you've saved.

5. Eat a full developed foetus once every year during the hottest days of summer. I don't know why these last parts work, science hasn't gotten that far yet, I'm just afraid if I stop doing them I'll suddenly start ageing.

Combined with a natural diet of nuts, berries, vegetables, fish and LOTS of legumes this will help you achieve either immortality, or such negligible senescence as makes no difference.

Source: I'm 624 years old.

OP, I'm gonna tell you a story. I know a guy that actually learned the secret to eternal life. His name is Chris, though you might put a t at the end if you take a moment to understand this theory. Chris is a vegan who eats mainly sun chips and Dr Pepper. Chris tells me that because of no death and no slavery of animals that he will live forever. We can also follow. I want you to take all your meat, all your seafood and throw away to the garbage! All bears and animals of mankind will eventually follow suit and we will live peacefully until time is done.

Easy. Take a shitton of acid and dmt and realize you were immortal all along!

>>672641236
NICE FUCKING COPYPASTA YOU LITTLE CUNT. POINT STILL MADE. JUST GOOGLE SEARCH WHAT YOU YOU SAID, THERE'S THOUSANDS OF RESULTS. THIS SHOWS HOW GOOGLE IS THE GREATEST THING THERE IS

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>>672641441
Why would you do this to me. It seems like the beginning would work but it slowly gets more and more ridiculous...

>>672629032
"Friendship is optimum" = solution.