>last time

2 weeks ago

>how does it influence life

Now gonna be a dad. Fuck

>last time
Never
>how much influence
A lot.

>last time you had sex
3 months

>how does it influence your life
not really, i can live without it, sex isn't everything

>>672542841
lol idiot.

>>672542687
Post more of this girl

>>672542687

>Last time I had sex

Few weeks ago. Old friend came to town for a couple nights.

>How does it influence your life

Good stress relief, nice way to connect intimately with other human beings.

>>672542859
/thread

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>last time

a few weeks ago

>effect on my life.

None. still married sadly.

Last time was like April of last year.

Help me

>>672542687
Arranged sex with a schizophrenic girl in a hospital

Part of some crazy ass ritual I think

like 5 years.

don't give a shit.

>last time
3 days ago
>effect
Pretty big. She's my ex, and I've somehow convinced her to love anal so she came over in the morning, woke me up and let me fuck her ass. Shit was cash

>>672543639
About a year ago
Sorry forgot the question

>last time you had sex
2 days ago
>how does it influence your life
Stress relief, but I have no emotional connection to my fuckbuddy. She probably loves me, I have her just for sex basically. I miss being intimate with somebody i actually give a fuck about

>>672543639

Wait, what?

Will you elaborate? You can't talk about engaging in some kind of tantric ritual with a basket case and not post any kind of follow-up.

I don't care, and nor do i see why it's so over-rated. Can you find something else to find pride and status in rather than pounding some flesh pocket at the strip joint? kill yourself.

>>672543829
Traumatized my ass

She was fucking married I find out and completely going through what I was

I just thought she was nuts and wanted sex
Not to mention my instant boner

>>672542687
Friday afternoon

Not much influence, the kids are out of the house, wife and I can do whatever whenever.

little over 2 weeks ago

more than I want to admit. my ex just stopped by for a second and now its all im thinking about. having a dick is a blessing and a curse.

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>>672543425
This. Fucking kek city.

>last time

more than 1 year ago

>effect on life

thinking about paying for it next time since no females in day to day life, no one to approach and i lost my virgity to someone i truly liked

talk me out of it

>>672542687
Does my hand count /b/?

>>672544065

My life was meaningless, but now that I know it will get you assblasted, I'm going to go fuck every slut I know.

>>672542841
Why 2 weeks man. Pound that shit without consequence while you still can.
When my gf was preggers I blew a load in her every single day for months.

Today
Not much. Do it every week.

>>672542687
>last time you had sex
2 years. maybe 3 at this point, i don't really care
>how does it influence your life
It's great, actually. I learned sex is pretty much a meme and now i spend all the time doing what i want to do instead of trying to lose my virginity. I'll probably die alone and i'm 100 percent on board

Last night.

Doesn't influence. Have it whenever I want it.

>>672542687
>last time
Last monday. Cute chick from a wine bar.

>influence
I think I have mono. Big puffed up glands,horrible sore throat, malaise, the works.
Though, that could have been from the week before. Who knows.

>>672542687
>Last time
Yesterday, doggystyle quicky before the wife left to her fams place for the weekend.
>Effect
I think it's probably contribute to a general loss of impulse control. Lately I've barely even thought about it as I keep buying booze, bending over my woman and surfing /b. Reflexive selfish action for the sake of momentary neural excitement. Dopamine, the only thing anyone ever truly loves.

>last time you had sex

A week ago.

>how does it influence your life

Pretty shitty considering she's unattractive and now won't leave me alone. I have to avoid her at work now.

>>672543933
Only kind of sex that's worth the bullshit imo.

>>672542687
>woke up next to bubble-butt latina gf this morning
>pull her jammies down past her ass
>roll on top of her back
>hump lazily until I hit the mark
>hilt and grind away still half-asleep
>cute little moans, she's in heaven, little drool puddle expanding on the pillow
>she subconsciously pushes her ass up against me and pulls her huge cheeks apart with her little hands
>bite her shoulder, grab hair and hold her still while I nut after what feels like 30 minutes
>"I love you" she sleepily moans
>fall asleep on top of her for another hour, cute pink face panting cute hot little breaths into my ear
>still inside her, round 2 when I wake up

I guess it's a nice way to start the day.

>>672544639
You sound like a douche.

Like five or four days ago

A lot, I need having sex at least once a day, I'm thinking on cheating my gf

>>672544679
yikes. we had a cute girl start at work but thankfully quit soon after. I shudder to think how awful work would be if I hooked up with her and had to pretend like nothing happened.

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>>672544218
I have no respect for men desperate enough to pay for sex.

>>672542687
Last night
Kinda poorly. I couldn't keep it up, too many teases throughout the day, so I had to finish her with my mouth. I'll make up for it soon though.

>>672544765
Oh I forgot to mention I'm 5 inches fully erect and I'm voting for Bernie Sanders. I'm an atheist and a vegan.

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>>672542687
>last time
A few minutes before I checked this thread.
>effect
None, since thankfully my wife did not come home unannounced and catch me.

>>672545184
good for you bro, i'm glad you're living life

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>>672545184
Ayy lmao
B8

>>672545184
kek

>>672542687
Sauce on dumb bitch trying to be ghetto?

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>>672544639
you are a pathetic addict. Seek help, you more on.

>>672544019
One day I had a dream I was abducted
Then more dreams of me being raped

Start hearing voices

End up in the hospital

Chillen with guy who is talking about the bible constantly

A beautiful asian girl comes in

I was at the end of the hall where her room was

She came out to me and wispered lets do it

I have no sex life never had a girlfriend
Get a boner
Ask Bible guy if I should like 20 times

He says jesus is cool with it go for it

Go in her room bathroom
She undoes my pants
Starts blowing me
I bend her over the sink
Fuck for a while
Move to the toilet and she gets on top
Only about a hundred pounds
I pick her up and start fucking her

Go back to over the sink

550lbs escort, realised that I love extremely fat womens bodies, but they are really hard to have sex with

>>672544853
From what perspective and for what reasons?

>>672545552


She turns around
Is done

Jerks me off into the toilet

I find out she has the same dreams without mentioning anything that happened to me
Get nervous and protective
Coach her on complying and not acting nuts to the best of my ability for the next week
Kinda fall in love and get sad and scared
Have sex more

End up breaking down to my mother that I raped a girl

I dont know what she knows
But I know a whole lot now

I tried to contact her but like I said she is married

I feel like a rapist and a pawn for pedophiles

Life is odd

I miss childhood

>>672545430
More on? Do you know what dopamine is friend?

>>672545620
Worst part is all of this is true

>>672545084

so the solution is just keep going and do nothing about it?

>>672545056
This is the second time this has happened though.
First time was like a month ago with some really cute and seemingly sweet girl who had a boyfriend who also works with us in a different department. She turned out to be a huge psycho and after a wild love affair between her and I, her boyfriend took her back and now I see them both everyday.

Doesn't matter had sex. No ragrets.

>>672545084
I have fucked a lot of girls, mostly 1-2 night flings. When I'm overseas on business I'll occasionally just feel like paying for sex.

It's a completely different experience, you are paying the girl to service you. I think of it more as a high end massage. There's really nothing wrong with it, only a liberal faggot would think men should never pay for sex. Grow up

>>672545657
I know but you said all you think about is buy booze and empty-fuck your girl. That's a sign of addiction.

>Last time:
December 31 with a stripper in Mexico. Payed money for her to leave with me to a hotel, and had sex for around five hours while high on coke, viagra, and alcohol.
>mfw I dind't even nut
>mfw I didn't use a condom.

>How does it influence your life:
A lot. All I want to do is drop out of school, get a decent paying job, workout, get my own place, and fuck bitches.

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>>672545620
>rape

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>>672545575
Did you ever consider that not many people like fat chicks and that you might just have a relatively easy time to get them for free?

>>672542687
>last time
2 AM yesterday, so in a sense two days ago.

>influence
yes and no. It's not ruling my every waking thought, but in the grand scheme of things everything revolves around sex,not to get all philosophological on you but, yeah

>last time
3 weeks
>influence
Not a lot. I've been in a healthy relationship for four years with my gf now. Sometimes we fuck 10 times a week and sometimes once a month, but we do the coolest stuff together and don't care much about the sex. We have fun and love each other, sex comes after that

>>672546070
you're getting cucked

>>672543933
Came here to make this post almost word for word.
Thanks anon, good to know that feel is being feeled.

>>672545832
solution is - start going out with your friends more and try to meet someone new. Or just use fucking tinder.

>last time
yesterday
>how does it influence life
I have a huge fear that the girl will get pregnant because we didnt use a condom. Even tough i pulled out at the final second and any cum didnt went to the pussy there is still a chance right?

>>672545989
I was pretty much coached into a sex act with a married woman
I actually care about things
She even if willing was part of a plot
Fucking raped
Both of us

>>672542687
>4 hours ago
>Fuck every day of the week we can get together. She has one leg which makes it feel a bit weird though

>2 weeks ago
>Not much, really. I hope I didn't give her anything, I haven't been tested since my ex cheated on me. Just a random hookup from tinder, and it wasn't very good anyway.

>last time
like a month ago

>how does it influence life
gf gets really horny and then decides she isn't anymore. Shit sucks. But she only does anal so no pregnancy anytime soon

4 hours
Meh inluence. Sex is overrated anyways

>>672545957
I actually said i don't think much as i go about all that.
And yeah, sign of addiction. I'm rather present of mind about this, obviously. I plan to dial back for a bit on the pleasure/impulse thing.
Cause I have the ability to notice patterns and possess measure of control over my brain..
Ya know
Like a normal person

>>672546070
Stay tuned for the sequel:
Trips and I dump my cheating ex's nudes.

>>672546414
she's preggers, bro

Three hours ago.
Helped me take a nice little nap.

>>672546434
take her to ihop

>>672542687

>last time
Almost 3 years

>influence
Doesn't. Went 10 years in between before, so whatever.

>>672546596
Pretty sure men can't get pregnant no matter how trans they are.

>>672546663
Let's hope...

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>>672546797

>topkek

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>>672546424

>>672546663
Whatever you want pal, I wonder what I actually still browse /b/ for

>>672546387

i've been trying for a lot of time anon, i don't live in a big city, clubbing/partying every weekend and meeting up to lift/smoke weed everyday has kind of gotten boring to me, i gotta move foward in life somehow, which means sacrifing some of this social life

>>672547163
You are an idiot you know

>>672542687
last time 2 days ago

gives me a motive to talk to women at all

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>>672542687
Thanks, another one to add to my farting folder

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>>672546897
Kek

>>672546484
Dude tinder is so dry for me the chicks don't put any effort in the convos like I'm supposed to entertain them

>>672546897
she's "protecting her virginity"
women logic.

>Last week
>Not a whole lot.

>>672542687
Never
Not at all

Apart from the daily fucks with my girlfriend, last time I had sex was two weeks ago and has boosted my confidence like crazy

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>>672547298
so look for girls online. Open account on some site and see how it's working out. Good luck.

>last time you had sex
Last May I think
>How does it influence your life
Non at all. The medication that I'm on makes me have the libido of a carrot so I'm ok with it other than people asking "why aren't you trying to get any?"

>>672546414
Man I got my girl pregnant while she was on an IUD with spermicide. When you have sex you can always say maybe she is pregnant. Especially if you're just pulling out.

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>>672542687
About a month and a half ago. I'm not too concerned; already jerked off today.

> never had sex

>>672542687
a little over a year
i would very much like some poon

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>>672547320
There's no need to degrade into name calling, friend.

Had sex with a passed out girl at a party. Feels good man.

>Last time
Last Saturday
>Effect
I don't even give a shit anymore. If I get it, great, but I don't work for it at all anymore.

>>672548064
Don't everyone click this shitty spam post at once now...

>last time
like 3.5 years ago to my ex..

how much does it impact - i feel impact is a more suitable word here than influence
it does a fair amount, i miss having regular sex but i'm too much of a fuckin pussy to go out and find it

>last time
2 months ago
>effect
was my first time, payed and escort, was a bit underwhelming, not paying for sex any time soon

>>672542687

>last time
never

>how does it influence your life
I don't even know what to think of myself anymore, guess I just have to wait

it doesnt bruh its just sex

also new years ;_;

>last time you had sex
last wednesday
>how does it influenced your life
great stress relief; awesome way to spend time with someone i care about, and fun to try new stuff every time

>>672547618

sooner or later i will have to try online dating, but it will make me look desperate as fuck, i'll get a lot more shit from everyone for that than for just descretely paying some whore to fuck me

but well, i'll make it somehow

>>672542687

1 year 9 months

makes me lonely

>>672542687
October 2015

Haven't been able to find someone to be in a good relationship with. Every 6 months or so i get lonely and supplement my need for affection with a random sexual encounter. Then I'm good for another 6 to 8 months

>last time

friday

>how does it influence life

happy

>Last time

5 months ago with exgf

>Effect

feeling horny, I need a fuckbuddy really bad

>>672542687
11 years ago.

Still fap to that shit.

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>>672542687
>last time you had sex

Five days ago

>how does it influence your life

GF is visiting her grandma for at least three weeks. Should have fucked her ass the last time, bugs me that I just had her pussy as goodbye three times at the last day. Now I wish I would have varied with the holes..

>>672542687
8 hours. I would be lost without it.

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>>672542687

>last time you had sex
9 days ago with best friend

>how does it influence your life
Went from best friends to best friends with benefits long ago and we are even comfortable talking about it.
Dating from both sides never created jealousy or other confused feelings.
Last time we were high on 200mg MDMA and kept going with smoking breaks.

>inb4 "hurr durr faggots"

>Last sunday
>Bitch gave me a STD I think. Condom fell of and now my dick smells like there are three layers of cheese on top of it

About two weeks ago.

Eh. My gf has a low sex drive i wish it happened more often but it just drives me to work harder to get out frustration.

>last time
Never
>how does it influence your life
Too much.

>>672542687
>last time you had sex
1year ago, with a hooker
>how does it influence your life
I hate myself, I want to die, the only thing that keeps me from doing is not having sex... damn I want to get fucking laid (I am waiting so long grill should be at least 6/10).

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>>672548379
you are so fucking stupid I can't believe it's not me posting that shit lol. Keep it as a secret if you care what others think so much. Think this way - you are doing it because you are not a parting teenager anymore.

>>672547406

Yeah, tinder blows most of the time. You have to remember it's practically a game. Aim for the ones who don't appear to take it very seriously. People who actually look for relationships on tinder stand out like a sore thumb, if you know what to look for. You don't want a relationship from tinder, that's dumb as shit.

I honestly wish I cared more about sex like everyone else does but it really just doesn't affect me. I'm fine with the occasional hook-up but I'm not constantly on the prowl like everyone else.

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>>672549009
Faggot!

>>672549540
>burr durr I'm special

No you're not faggot, there are tons of people out there like that. You're not special, no one is, now get over it.

>>672547406

Also, never ever let your first message be "Hey." That is the absolute worst thing to do.

You have to be prepared to small talk a little bit. If the girl sucks at talking, keep on trucking dude.

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>>672550076
Relax

>>672542687
2-3 weeks?

Not much does the sex itself influence my life, Im just glad I have someone.

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2 years

there is not a single moment I wouldn't think about it. I became so frustrated and angry that I don't want it anymore. I just feed on hatred towards women. And I'm afraid it might turn me gay because I was thinking about man once or twice... just to check how would it feel, just go get away from what I feel right now.

>>672550190
>like im supposed to entertain them

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

That's all tinder is man, it's for attention whores who think you owe them for the swipe right

>>672550316
Fuck that, my life sucks and I'll rage if I wanna

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>>672542859
It's how does it influence, not how much. Dumb ass.

>>672549574
Precisely!

Pic not related I guess, at least not to me...
...don't do it anon, everyone gets late eventually...

>last time you had sex
This morning.

>how does it influence your life
It was a good way to start the day

>>672550387
Women are just like all the other things in life, you got to find one that matches with yourself. Don't hate 50% of the population because you had a few bad experiences

>>672549406

shit I dunno

soon enough i'll make a decision

I still got a lot to learn anon, can't expect something to come out of nothing but then again taking life advice from /b/..

lol

>>672542687
yesterday

meh, all good except how Im addicted to getting blackmailed with her pics by guys online to get more material. That bit isnt great.

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>>672546797
Nice

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3 days ago.
getting a bit boring.

anyways can any of you help a /b/ro out?? i really need a name

>>672542687
>3 years now
>Doesn't effect me at all. Im trying to build myself up (buy a house and staring a business manily) so I honestly don't even think about it anymore. It's easier if you don't have a girl dragging you down.

All the time since Ived with my gf for almost two years. Men and women's brains work very differently, but it's my choice to hate women for their various strengths/weaknesses. I try not to do that. Women are so unfashomably stupid in so many ways, but I'm really bad at a lot of stuff and I wouldn't be able to survive without my girlfriends help.

2 days ago. And it might be the last one for a long time.

>last time I had sex
Back in October
>how much does it influence my life
Meh hard to say really. I'll get back to you when I get laid. It usually doesn't bother me until I get laid and realize how much of a difference it makes

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> last time
Yesterday at my work. I have been fucking my coworker at work at least once a week. She always wants be to bust in her so she can feel it drop out while she is on her shift

> how does it influence my life
It's fucking awesome!! We totally have to sneak around our Co workers and no one has caught on yet. Makes my days just a little better when I get to bend her over.

>>672542687
>sex
>4chan
chose one

>>672553142
Story?

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>>672542687
>last time you had sex
about 1.5 year ago

>how does it influence your life
I'm bored and stressed. Also I have the feeling I'm loosing any game with girls

>last time
december 25

>how does it influence your life
not too much. she was really fucking weird and the sex was mediocre, mainly because we were fucking in the back of a rental car on a dead end road. she did give the best head I've ever received so that was cool. After I left I felt like a grimey POS for a few days and it made me appreciate how much better sex is when you're in love with the person you're fucking. I wish I knew where to go to meet compatible women instead of having to use tinder.

>>672545874
obviously you paying for sex is different then some sorry faggot who didn't hold a girl in his hands for over a year

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a name you guys?

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>>672543817
>shit was cash
>shit

>>672550387
And that's how I discovered that I'm bisexual with a better understanding towards non-feminine guys and therefore better and longer lasting relationships.

BUT it's NO solution!
If girls are still a thing you love pure sexually, than it's just a case of learning to work your different perspectives out.
Man and woman, we are different in how we perceive things and act on it.
The trick is to balance each other's end of the spectrum out, and if that doesn't work it means there is no balance.
You should look for a girl that is as stereotypical girly as you are manly and try to get behind how the other uses their brain.
Besides, there are too little gay/bi guys out there without the faggy attitude.

>>672550741
You must be so autistic to lose your shit over that.

>>672542687
About 7 years ago
Doesn't influence me at all.

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>>672554004
looks like Cabrita Pongloria

>>672550387
>>672552769

Stop being such a cunt.

Stop dwelling on the negative experiences you had, and how much it sucks now, and start imagining the possibilities. Go out and meet people; it's actually really fucking easy to be sociable as long as you take your time before speaking and don't put your foot in your mouth.

>>672550387
I don't think you'll miraculously become a queer just because you hate women.
Fear not, anon.

>last time you had sex
4-5 months ago
>how does it influence your life
Sir lord thrists- alot, hitting on every 8/10 n above... My ego is more massive than my dick so I'm not lowering my standards

>>672544765
The way you type like a faggot lets me know this is fake

>>672542687
>last time
5 minutes ago
>how much influence
my hand hurts a little

>>672542687
>last time
never
>how does it influence your life
it doesn't, women have never been part of my life so I don't miss them. I don't get the appeal, have a wank and you don't even want to look at them anymore.

>>672555305
something tells me you're really, really, horrendously ugly.

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nope c'mon really want here name T-T

>Never
>It doesnt

>>672555262
I don't know mate... What if have some latent tendencies? I touched my best friend's ass when I was 8...

Early August, 2014

It doesn't

>>672542687

>Yesterday

>My life is falling apart because i continue my love with a girl who has bipolar and depression that treats me like garbage then like an angel every other day

>>672544065
virgin detected

Last time was 15 years, 11 months, & 27 days ago.

Makes me sad, & desperate

>last time you had sex
one year ago

>how does it influence your life
if I dont do it soon enough i will kill myself

>>672542687
The night before last.

It didn't to tbh fam, I ate her out then ruined her but not sure it influenced anything, other than it's her turn so going to ram it down her throat tomorrow.

yesterday
strengthens the bond between my uncle and I

3 months or some shit. In a relationship.

Last week and it looks like and eternity

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definitely good with what i have here tyvm

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Ilovesukie Ms. Fat booty

>>672545184
crossfit?

>>672542687
got a bj from my grill 4 days ago
been together for so many years sex is too much effort tbh
rather have a quick fap to young nubile lolis

>last time
yesterday
>influence
none, will probably bang gf tomorrow

>>672552950
Kek this will probably be me.

>last time
last night
>how does it influence your life
I can go without sex, but regular sex from my gf who i love is unbeatable in terms of satisfaction with my life

>>672546070
Same here man. Shits nice.

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>Last time I had sex
Last night when my girl and I got back from some friends' barbecue
>How does it influence your life
Usually, not all that much. I have sex with a few girls that I like for a few months and then I leave to go somewhere else and we break it off. This girl is different. It's not the sex that's better, because I've had much better, much easier lays. But I'm starting to catch serious feelings for this girl because she is awesome. Sex last night was great because we both came for the first time together (have only known each other about five weeks), and now I know that we could have a good sex life on top of an incredible everything else.

Feeling kinda like pic related

>>672542687
21 years ago when i slided out of my moms pussy

>>672542687
Third year now and..... idk not much to be honest. I took jerking to another level and that satisfies me plenty. I know sex is better but what i am doing while jerking wouldn't be very possible to happen as sex act.
>taboo

>>672544765

Fuck.. just reminded me of my wife when we first started dating. Like exactly the same, I loved that falling asleep with my dick inside feeling.

>>672542687
you gotta provide sauce on that photo op

>>672542687
20 hours ago ... hate myself now.

>>672560128
Ilovesukie or Ms. Fat Booty

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> last time
On skype about 2 weeks ago

> how does it influence your life
fucking shattered thinking about going an hero.

Been in love with her for years, figured she's dating someone else in real life last night through online stalking, apparently its been going on for months.. When we were 'dating' too. ffs

>>672542687
Last night and I starting to look at all females as hoes

>>672556398#

Something tells me ur really, really a humongous faggot

My intuition is always on point

>>672542687
About a month ago. First time.
feelsgoodman.jpg

Didn't care about getting laid that much before, but now I can't wait to do it again. Weekends feel shittier now if nothing happens.

Last time was 11 months ago.
Not quite sure how the fact affects my life: I suppose it makes me more serious about finding a new girlfriend. On the other hand, I'm not really desperate about it. I'm not some pathetic virgin anymore, so it's not like there's a timer ticking.

>>672560430
Quit bitching, some of us will never get laid once.

>>672542687
>last time you had sex
Yesterday.
>how does it influence your life
Overall positive, even though the sex wasn't great (initial performance anxiety) she wants to be fwb. Given how stressed and busy I've been with work couldn't have hoped for a better arrangement.

>>672542687
>last time you had sex
A few hours ago

>how does it influence your life
Not much

>>672542687
I hate it when girls wear hats like that

>last time you had sex
about 3 weeks ago

>how does it influence your life
Much, the girl was a virgin who had me waiting long. couldn't hold my erection forlong.sloppy fuck. Been in my mind since, afraid it will happen again.

>>672543365
underrated post

About a week ago.

Messes with me cus we stopped fwb.
Was a great stress reliever, had fun with it.
Pretty down about it.

>>672542687
Last night. 3 some. kinda makes things more of a pain in the ass.

>>672543365
>Good stress relief, nice way to connect intimately with other human beings.

THIS

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>>672542687
>last Wednsday I guess?
>craving her snatch and nails more than ever. The sex keeps getting better and better, so I guess above all I'm just getting distracted by it?

>>672559465
the fuck?

5 weeks ago.

Not really bothered, don't go out seeking it, just happens. Joy of Manchester girls.

>>672562459
Careful with that, you might trigger some religionfags with that

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>last time
a year ago
>Influence
Never want to have sex again. Maybe some head...

>>672542687
3 months ago, need to get checked for STDs

Well I tore my frenulum. It fucking sucks can't have sex or masturbate. There was a ton of blood.
I feel scared. I've never been bleeding from an area like that. Right as it was going in too. Ton of fucking blood. It bugs me a lot. I haven't had an erection in days.

1 year ago i decided never to use my dick again.

some times my girlfriend lets her friends fuck my butt, so i guess that counts as sex, so last friday.

>influenced life?
literally never happier. best relationship ever

>>672542687

>last time

Last night

>effect on life

Sex just feels good. When the other person really enjoys it, I get a pretty good confidence boost. Otherwise, I'd rather just jerk off.

>>672542687
It's been over a year since I've had sex, and practically one year since I've last had any foreplay(which includes kissing).

How does it influence my life?
doesn't influence it that much. but, I feel like when I have sex often I do much better in uni/ anything academic related and it makes life a lot more fun.

18 hours ago

It was my manager, so Im not sure how itll influence me yet. But boy was it a good time.

>>672558471

>have gf
>prefer to jerk off to cartoons

degenerate/10

>>672545575
it's easier if both both parties aren't overweight

>>672542687
>last time you had sex
2011
>how does it influence your life
it makes me feel sad and pathetic

>>672542687

2 years. went from multiple times a day to nothing

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I need some advice.
I'm a rather young guy and I have basically no relationship experiences, not because I'm ugly, beta or anything, I've had my chances but I've never met a girl that I could connect with, especially to the point of having a relationshop with her.
So I live in a new country for now and I want to change my attitude so that I can finally get some puss, and as it seems I can get my dick wet but as usually I don't really like her.. should I just fuck her or wait for someone better like I always did? I just wanna get rid of my virginity as I'm not interested in her, maybe my standards are too high.

>>672549009
are you both gay full time or is this a special arrangement? how did it start?

>>672542687
>last time you had sex
Never

>how does it influence your life
Hard to say, the real reason is a complete lack of confidence. It basically just serves as a reminder that I suck at life.

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I am 54 years old and I haven't had sex since prom night in high school my senior year of 1980.

I typically don't think about it anymore. I'll never spend more time with the love of my life so I occupy myself with Nintendo video games and cooking and I come here a lot since I really enjoy collecting reaction pictures.

>>672564266
>relationshop
kek *relationship

Friday night. Boost of confidence.

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>>672564598
you make me wanna kill myself

> Last time
Friday
> Influence
Good stress relief, confidence booster

>>672564826
Why? There is more to life than sex.

>>672542687
Open/Poly/Dating casually, whatever. Pretty sure I've been fucking my ex more than my 2 current girls/gf/fwb whatever you want to call it. Pretty fucked up that they don't seem to give a shit. Whatever, getting my rocks off.

>>672564598
>my future
thanks for telling me

>>672564266
Just fuck them, you dont have to date to get laid

2 years ago with ex.
I'm self employed. I never meet anyone. I can't even get a date. Very close to death.

>>672564598
dude, join a club or something...get out of the house or something. this is the only life you'll ever have!

>>672564266

Figure out how to be more interesting around women, without coming off as trying too hard.

Dress better, learn good eye contact and posture, and generally just try to be sociable, fun and interesting. Talk about interesting things, not the fucking weather. Women will invariably follow if you put in some (calculated) effort.

>>672565115
what do you do for a living?

>>672564968
yes, but that doesn't mean you should completely avoid it.

lets say you dont jerk off or watch porn at all, because you're just to busy travelling the world or skydiving dangerous locations. But you do jerkoff, so why not do it in a vagina. srsly. wtf dude.

>>672542687
a few hours ago, it gets in the way of doing other things

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>>672565158

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Like 3 days. I get a good nights sleep and I get some extra hugs from the gf.
Gives a little confidence boost too, and when she cums, I keep telling myself my dick isn't too small.

>>672545084
1/10 made me reply. you ALWAYS pay for sex. smart ones hire sex workers to avoid the bullshit the rest of us put up with.

>>672542687
>three days ago
My boyfriend fucked me

>I learned I can cum hands free
This is pretty cool, seeing that I've been having gay sex since I was 17 (23 now).

>>672542687
>last time
2 years ago

>how does it influence life
Kinda depressing honestly. But i've been busting ass on finishing my bachelors quickly so I haven't been looking for ass to be honest.

>>672565326

Day trader. The most isolating job anyone could have.

>>672542687

>Last time

About a month and a half - 2 months ago

>Influence

Doesn't bother me too much, I had the chance to have sex with a virgin a couple weeks ago, but I decided against it.

>>672542687
>About 4 hours ago.
>It is nice. Almost as good as jacking off to disgusting porn.

>>672565320
That's not my problem, I'm not that bad at being attractive, the thing is that most girls I meet don't interest me. And when I meet someone who I feel attracted to, shit tends to goes wrong.
Maybe I should just fuck whatever I can kek.
Maybe I should just

>>672542687
I wanna know why her moles are infecting the wood

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>>672565115
I have friends, lol. Just last year I visited my friend in Nagoya. Life is fine, I just mostly enjoy Nintendo and cooking and the occasional book, but I go to social events too.

>>672542687
>never
>it doesn't

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>>672565914
to go wrong*
fucking ouzo

>>>/reddit/

>>672542687
>last time you had sex
3 days ago
>how does it influence your life
fucking sucks, left my ex for this chick. Went from about a 5/6 to an 8/9. Didn't know this bitch was bipolar. Was on meds to help regulate her shit, decided to stop because she didn't like the way it made her feel. Didn't bother to get new drug just now sex is maybe once a week. Constantly talking about how she wants a kid with me, then bitch put the fuck out.

>>672564598

alpha

as

fuck

>>672542687
>last time
Friday
>how does it influence life
I haven't felt to urge to bust a nut since then

>>672547442
when she gets hemorrhoids remind her of this.

>>672565662
guys who say think this think they've stumbled upon something profound but basically all your saying is that there is a level of expectation between two people engaged in a relationship. The fact you describe what is essentially a desire for respect and understanding as bullshit is sad. unless you've been seeing girls who equate value with the amount you're willing to spend on them, in which case change your taste in women.

any tall guys who have fucked a short girl before?
what was it like? there's this cunt that wants my sausage but it think that it might be somewhat weird cause of the height difference

>last time
2 years ago

>effect
i had a drunken one night stand with my ex girlfriends younger sister. i have known her since she was young and she looked up to me like i was an older brother so it felt like i was fucking a relative. nice pay back for my ex who fucked me over but me and her sister have broken this good bond that we once had.