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Badly explained video game thread cont.

>long before our time
>2 types of players:
>nooobs
>rank 50 no-life pros
>how?
>what?
>dead again?
>shooting faggots
>>
>>672524636
too easy, call of duty black ops (any#)
>>
>>672524636
everyone played it
free to play
everyone lower lvl is noob
everyone higher level has no life
you can mine and shit
leveling is boring as shit but you still play hours on end
first online gf
>>
>>672525164
WoW
OR
Runescape
>>
>>672525164
I was about to go pking right now
>>
>This was made by a old company
> It was rereleased.... Again
> Was a classic from 1998
> Great Music
> Funny Story line

Any idea?
>>
>>672525164
LoL
>>
https://www.revelatte.com/r/5/
>>
>>672525853
You're retarded
>>
>>672525853
Hehe i thought i could make you guise on 4chin laugh.
>>
>Laggy pvp
>roll and get stabbed In the back from a mile away
2ez
>>
>stalk a girl
>mat "fucking retarded" pat thinks its about the atom bomb
>>
>be you
>get with hot chick
>you're actually not real
>tfw
>>
>Why the fuck am I a wolf?
>>
>>672526340
dankest souls (2)
>>
>>672525346
RS
>>672525680
Bingo
>>
>be lizardman
>put on mask of famous human thief
>people think you are famous human thief
>>
>pick up bananas
>fight bosses
>???
>profit
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>>672526100
>>
>>672526554
Okami
>>
>>672526554
Twilight princess
>>
>>672526651
Oblivion
>>
>>672526612
Hopefully ds3 pvp will be better ;-;
>>
Used to be bought, now free to play

Mmo

One expansion

People say game is shit
>>
>>672526826
Ding ding ding we have a winrar
>>
>eat people
>everyone is a dick
>trust no one
>>
>>672524636
red orchestra 2
ktnx
>>
>casus belli
>WAR
>rebels
>>
>>672526918
Elder scrolls online?
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> red and blue
> plains
> god(s)
> drowning niggers
>>
>bank your turns
>>
>>672526652
donkey kong country
>>
>>672527174
You're close
>>
>>672524636

>headshots
>cyka blyat
>ez skins
>idu nahui
>kurwa
>rash b
>>
>einstein never exists
>obey me
>>
>>672527246
cs
>>
>>672527224
Tropical freeze
>>
>>672526918
Star Wars the old republic
>>
>>672527296
wolvenstein
>>
white pyjama
hate blue
mouse friend
>>
>>672527346
You're not so close now. Here's a hint:
>basically more of a nonlinear DKC
>>
>>672527320

bingo

>religious aliens
>a ring
>ooh-rah
>we regret coming to earth
>>
>>672524636
tribes ascend
>>
>>672526554
twighlight princess
>>
>england
>framed for murder
>save the princess
>>
>>672525836
Sounds like pokemon red or yellow?
>>
>shitty story mode
>fifht rayquaza
>blue man and glove
>>
>>672527348
swtor has multiple expansions
>>
>>672526652

Dankest kang
>>
>>672527495
halo!
>>
>>672524636
halo 3
>>
>do barrel rolls
>fight giant brain
>>
>>672527578
dishonored
>>
>play story mode
>discover entire map
>wtf
>go online
>get a helicopter
>argue with children who shouldn't have the fucking game
>killed by n00btube
>>
>>672527391
no
>>
>>672526918
Elder scrolls onljen
>>
>>672527602
Pkmn Mystery Dungeon: Red/Blue Rescue Team?
>>
>Lizardman loves calibrations
>>
>>672527677
Yup
>>
>>672527790
gta5
>>
>stuck in dark building
>find clues to what is going on
>>
>>672525836
Was it claymation?
>>
>>672527142

Am I the only oldfag here?
>>
>>672527852
Nope
>>
>>672524636
>fantasy stuff
>zombies
>more fantasy stuff
>stop zombies
>>
>>672524636
>Can throw the Snoopy dogg in front of train
>Muh bling
>Fuck up Sean Paul
>>
>>672527893
Winrar
>>
>>672526502
FF x? Kappa
>>
>Ghandi
>nukes
>>
>play with your son
>end of the world
>>
>>672527751
yes
>>
>stuck with 3 assholes in the shitty south
>I'm the most normal person
>>
>moonman
>>
>>672527954
Can I get another hint?
>>
>>672528049
Civ
>>
>>672528004
def jam fight for new york?
>>
>>672528108
Fallout 4....
>>
>>672527726
Star fox, Lylat wars, Star fox 64.
>>
>>672528108
Golden sun dark dawn
>>
>>672528037
FFX winrar
>>
>>672528108
fallout 4
>>
>>672528049
any civ game where you can lower gahndis anger until it rolls over
>>
>>672528256
Noice
>>
>>672528197
Kek yes
>>
>>672528192
Ok it's for wii
>>
>>672528234
winrar
>>672528265
no
>>
>>672524636
>choke gooks
>jump as high as a building
>zero gravity alien shit
>niggers and nukes
>>
>>672527696

yeee!

>operator af
>kill the terrorists
>rip the namesake of the game
>>
>>672528394
No clue then
>>
>>672528421

Crackdown?
>>
>>672528341
The newer civs don't have ghandi the war criminal.

They should at least bring in Kim Jong Un for Korea or something to replace him.
>>
>>672525346
>FREE TOO PLAY
> WoW
Pick one, dumbass.
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>>672528205
That's the one
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>>672528478
How bout this: pikachu and samus escape a spaceship together
>>
>big sis fucks off to who knows where
>kiddo be like Imma save dat bitch
>goes to tower and just rams her fucking head into evrything
>the is no happy ending
>commence staring at the main menu forever to listen to the music
>>
>>672526918
Gw2? Or wildstar?
>>
>>672528548
no
>>
>>672528634
ffs its SSMB
>>
>>672528634
SSB: Brawl
>>
>steal shit
>not a dindu
>>
>be scientist
>some shit happens
>kill a baby with vacuum
>>
>>672528711
I was about to guess that tbh
>>
>>672528648
Jesus, sounds like my life
>>
>meteor lands
>bee pops out
>bee from future tells you you're special
>bee dies and tells you to collect melodies
>do it
>pray
>>
>>672526918
aion
>>
>>672528718
Thief
Kek
>>
>>672528708
Winrar
>>
>>672528812
Earthbound!
>>
>>672528648
Limbo
>>
>>672528648
The fuck?
>>
>>672528711
Ye
>>
>>672527594
>>672527929
Nope. Ill give a hint. It was a Sixth Gen Game
>>
>>672528857
Gg. Didn't take long, lol
>>
>>672528812
Eb git gud noob
>>
>>672525836
Grim Fandango
>>
>you really want to fuck the protaginast EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING PLAY IT IT GIVES YOU A GODDAMN HARDON AND YOU HAVE TO STOP AND LOAD UP RULE34 AND FAP TO HER GODDAMN
>>
>lighthouses
>>
>>672529053
Samus Aran
>>
>>672529053
Depression Quest
>>
>meteor storm inbound
>meteor storm inbound
>meteor storm inbound
>welcome to the land of RNG griefing
>meteor storm inbound
>hope you didn't need that reactor
>>
>jajaja
>cyka blyat
>putang ina mo
>agg ctmr
>report mid
>ez mid
>>
>>672529053
Bayonetta?
>>
>>672529053
Bayonetta
>>
>be a yellow middle-aged man
>punch and kick robot bees
>you can also kick little boys on the street
>>
>the favorability of the last 5 seconds of what you did determines whether you are good or bad

>there are teenagers watching you, judging you

>they will be upset if you fall short
>>
>>672526983
Pacman
>>
>>672529204
dota 2
>>
>>672529158
>>672529168
>>672529215
>>672529221

nah

although i'd fap to samus
>>
>>672529107
Bioshock infinite
>>
>>672529204
CS:GO

Or Metro 2033/Last Light
>>
>gets woken up by girl
>listen to a dumb annoying insect
>play tennis with green man
>win
>>
>>672529333
Checkd
Also no.
>in-browser game
>>
>>672529344
winrar
>>
>>672528920
how the hell would it be limbo
fgt
>>
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>>672529334
damn right
>>
>adventure
>get shot in the knee
>become a guard
>>
>horse armor
>>
>>672529053
Pokemon
May
>>
>>672524636
>Slav squat simulator in the dark
>>
>>672529507
Minceraft
>>
>>672529463
Dragon Age.
>>
>>672529053
Tomb Raider?
>>
>Stripper clothes with Sword on girl
No more clues guess.
>>
> Got to save daughter
> Plot twist, she's not your daughter
> She kills he Mum
> Probably not her real Mum.
> She kills you.
>>
>>672529463
Skyrim
>>
>>672529053
Halo: Combat Evolved
>>
>>672529556

Metro or Stalker

>>672529625
aye. Lara croft in bondage does strange things to my dick
>>
>>672529556
Metro
>>
>board with wheels
>graffiti challenge
>no physics 4 u m9
>much america
>oshet bmx
>actualy fuck dat
>goes nowhere
>build parks
>>
>>672524636
>Ninjas
>Evil sorcerer
>A talking cat

This one is easy.
>>
>>672529468
Banjo-Kazooie???
>>
>>672528435
metal gear solid
>>
>>672529730

Ninja Guiden?
>>
>>672529507
Oblivion
>>
>>672529730
Corey in the House for DS
>>
>>672529053
Tomb raider?
>>
>>672527142
Populous or Black and White.
>>
>go forwards
>go backwards
>how the fuck to I kill this guy now
>tfw you're the bad guy
>>
>>672529463
Oblivion
I once was a man with sexy knees
>>
>>672529507
ES:Oblivion
>>
>GameStop doesn't have it
>>
>everyone is looking for their place in the world
>MC hates everyone
>oh no wait now he doesnt
>you are a alien
>the bad guy is you're brother
>>
>>672527296
Old command and conquer game, can't remember which. Yuri's Revenge?
>>
>>672529939
Common sense
>>
>live in the clouds on islands
>like populous but not really
>1996~ game?
>end game is to capture the enemy priest and sacrifice em
>rts


good fuckin luck

>>672529939
postal2?
>>
>>672529843
Singularity
>>
>>672529939
Battletoads
>>
>Furry inflates enemies while doing some Inception shit
>>
>>672527875
Mass effect 2?
>>
>>672529687
Yessir
>>
>>672529939
fighting-frogs
>>
>>672530017
Yeah
>>
>>672530012
no
>>
>>672529775
>>672529805
No. Another hint:

>You have to recover pieces of your soul.
>>
>retard roles a ball around
>shit sticks to it
>fucking japan
>>
>solve crime with the power of friendship!
>leave your friends at the end of the game
>>
>>672530158
Shinobido?
>>
>>672529571
Nope
>>672529781
>>672529866
Winrar
>>
>>672530187
Katamari
>>
>>672529721
American Wasteland!
>>
>>672529984
winrar
>>
>>672529721
American wasteland
>>
>>672530082
Yes
>>
>>672530158
Dark Souls
>>
>Run around with a talking sword
>Kill shit
>A group of people wanna kill you, one of which is a grill

Good Luck faggots!
>>
>>672529296
>672529296
>>672529296
>>672529296
>>672529296
>>672529296
anyone have a guess????
>>
>>672530199
Purrsona 4
>>
>>672530210
Winrar
>>
>>672530187
Yep
>>
Shit in a lab goes wrong
Military shows up to 'help'
Military most certainly does not help
>>
>wake up in the middle of the night
>holy shit it's a meteor
>make friends and fight aliens
>congrats you saved the world at age 12
>>
>>672530237
>>672530305
>>
>>672530238
>>672530248
Yeeeee
>>
>>672530325
Half-Life
>>
>>672528648
Windwaker
>>
>>672524636
>Japanese gangsters
>Orphans
>Revenge is a constant theme
>Pull off your suit jacket, shirt and tie with one swift pull
>PACHINKO
>>
>>672530325
Half-Life
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>>672530302
Correct
>>
>>672530007
demigod?
>>
>>672530325
Iraq War: Saddam Hussein edition
>>
>>672530338
Earthbound
>>
>>672530425
Yakuza
>>
>underpaid worker
>platformer
>mouth is stiched together
>>
>>672529197
Space Engineers
>>
>military mistakes someone else for you
>even though they look nothing like you
>run around places until you get to space
>die in space
>SIKE you didn't die
>the end
>>
>>672530502
Correct
>>
>climb mountain
>fall because fuck im a retard
>goat mom appears
>fuck you mom
>search for exit
>date spaguetti maniac
>reach for it
>you are not you
>the end
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>be me
> go to spain to rescue some stupid cunt
>literally takes me a whole day because of all the stupid shit that happens here
>some hot asian whore I met back in the states was there too
>10/10 would fuck again
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>>672530492
You got it
>>
>>672530612
Sonic Adventure 2 battle
>>
>>672525164
Ruinscape
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>souls of evil children
>possessed flowers
>lots of goats
>>
>>672530292
shadow warrior
>>
>>672530662
RE4
>>
>>672530635
Goat mom is already enought you retard

Overstory
>>
robot try kill me
i kill robot
i go back help robot
robot try kill me again
i kill robot again
mistake, i help robot again
robot let me go
i have a weird gun and i can go thru walls
>>
>in space
>john madden
>john madden
>john madden
>john madden
>dadadadadadadada
>john madden
>john madden
>>
>grind for days
>barely a story
>yet people still like it
>>
>>672525853
>Mining
>LoL
>Retard
>>
>your birthday
>it's Chummily
>fish for puzzel pieces
>oh the green-skinned asshole again
>end
>>
>>672530635
>>672530707
undertale
>>
>>672530792
99999999999999999999999999999
>>
>>672530304
I think you mean "winner". Winrar is a file archiver utility.
>>
>>672526983
agario?
>>
>>672530803
Black Desert
>>
>>672530803
Destiny
>it's fun
>>
>>672530778
Portal
>>
>>672530007
Myst
>>
>Be dad
>Kid is die
>Be depressed dad
>Kid is stolen
>Your choices don't matter
>Psychic connection subplot that was thrown away in development
>>
>>672530890
Your mum is a file archiver utility
>>
>>672530792
alpha moonbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
>>
>get framed
>prison sucks
>fucking cockroach in some spacetime tunnel
>>
>>672530792
Moonbase
Aeiu
>>
>>672530890
Nufage alurt
>>
>>672530778
Portal
>>
>>672530904
Ye
>>
>>672530929
>correct
tbh it really is fun
>>
>>672530051
>>Furry inflates enemies while doing some Inception shit

More hints:
>PS1 classic
>Wahoo
>>
>>672531009
kek
>>
>unexpected potato salad
>RKO
>dadadadaaaaaaa dadadadaaaaaaa
>>
>>672530985
Bioshock: Infinite?
>>
>>672530985
Heavy rain
>>
>>672530547
Oddworld: Abe's Odyssey
>>
>>672530985
Bioshock Infinite
>>
>>672530985
HEAVY PRECIPITATION
>>
>>672530985
Heavy rain
>>
>>672530778
Portal
>>
>>672531134
Mario
>>
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>>672530696
You got it
>>
>>672530867
Kek

>>672531028
>>672531075
Yes
>>
>>672530751
>>672530292
Your sword doesn't talk in that you fucking autist...
>>
>>672524636
What if it was her dad that impregnated her.
Noticed his teen daughter slept nude.
She's a deep sleeper.
His wife won't fuck anymore.
Gets idea: Jerk off to daughter while she's sleeping.
Does it a few times. Busting his nut on that virgin puss. He's careful to clean it afterwards, and she wouldn't know what it was anyway.
As the months wore on, turns out she's pregnant.
She's convinced it's immaculate, and Dad's not going to tell the truth. Would you?
The kid is born and everyone tells him he's immaculate.
Now it's a religion that millions follow.
Mary's dad: ultimate troll.
>>
>>672525164
GW2 ?
>>
>>672531173
Yes
>>
Search for city of gold, sexy reporter and old pervert help, play as the luckiest man alive
>>
>>672531237
Are you actually retarded
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