Waifu claiming thread. Neko in the OP edition.The rules are very simple:claim your
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Waifu claiming thread. Neko in the OP edition.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
MODS=GODS
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
I want to bone skeletor. <3
Claimed.
Global rule 13.
Nice try mods.
Stocking claimed.
I meme
Just went to /banned and I am not banned apparently, so that's good.
>>672524923
Global rule 2.
Claimed desu wa~
Obligatory claim.
Tenryuu claimed
What happend?
Shiki claimed
>>672525403
The rules that you didn't read happened.
mein
>>672525147
I apparently got a ban for posting in /vg/ despite the fact I never go there.
They sure showed me.
>>672525720
Shit happens.
>>672525653
What a roast.
>>672525720
Gotta make room for another trap thread man.
>>672525720
Revenge scheme?
>>672525720
If you were banned then how are you posting?
>>672526458
So, You evaded your ban?
>>672526586
>He can't even tell their different people
At least pretend to not be retarded.
>>672526586
>>672526458
It's not the same guy, Anon.
>>672525185
Hey Yuuko.
GLOBAL RULE 9.
>Evading your ban will result in a permanent one. Instead, wait and appeal it!
>>672526030
I guess so
>>672526052
Oh yeah shit that reminds me I need to go to a sissy thread and save some pics
>>672526185
I wonder what they're getting revenge for
>>672526325
>was banned
Evidently I'm not now
>>672526586
That's not me.
Are you even trying?
>2 days ago
>spend half the night claiming best waifu
>go to bed
>sweet dreams of Shiro
>wake up
>empty bed
>"where the hell did Shiro go?"
>...
>crushing realization that she is nowhere and never will be
>mfw
So how did you guys spend the day?
Also best waifu claimed.
>>672526994
>a permanent one.
>permanent one.
It's a dream come true.
>>672526965
Hi Hand-kun. Wonderful day in paradise isn't it.
>>672527123
I had a dream that a one armed man was fighting a kangaroo.
>>672527123
>sweet dreams of Shiro
It's not that easy dreaming about your waifu, Shiroanon.
You should be glad about that!
>tfw Tomokoanon is kill
>>672527123
It was going pretty well.
Now I'm crushed.
>>672526114
Playing WoWs right now
>>672526114
Best
>>672527123
>how did you guys spend the day?
Merely existing
>>672527008
Who knows, I sure as hell don't.
>>672527123
Sitting down and shriveling, not much going on.
>>672527383
Paradise is a funny way of saying "real life". But yeah, can't really complain I suppose, how did your trip to the hospital go? Hope it went well.
>>672527383
A one armed man beat the shit out of me because he thought I was a kangaroo
>>672527650
You mean you're not a mod?
>tfw internet is awful right now
>>672527008
>Oh yeah shit that reminds me I need to go to a sissy thread and save some pics
Personal use?
>>672527650
Probably better than usual because they usually have to check vitals every half hour, but they forgot i was there kek.
>>672527657
Kangaroos only have 1 large pouch.
yes
>Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure
>>672527657
I saw a one armed kangaroo beat the shit out of someone once because he thought he was a two armed man.
>>672528008
Who knows.
>>672528131
Kek, that must have been interesting. And now you're safe at home now, multiple positives. Glad to have ya back.
How do you guys feel about meme subs?
>Handfag can see my post history
HAHAHAHA
>>672527123
Hallo Shiro. Doch so schlimm?
>>672527445
Do you have the Eu client now?
>>672528064
N-no I need them for a friend
>>672528330
Is this some kind of conspiracy?
>>672528330
Tnx!
When did your body finally fail you?
>>672528390
That gave me a chuckle
>The mods were the ones breaking global rule 13
>>672529108
Mods love these threads, they're just too shy to claim a waifu.
>>672528853
>N-no I need them for a friend
Oboi
>Is this some kind of conspiracy?
Who knows..............
>>672529030
No problemo. On multiple occasions but I tend to push my body past it's limit so I'm kind of asking for it.
>>672528475
>>672529108
Who knows...
claiming
>HANDFAG KNOWS MY SECRET BUT CANT TELL ANYONE OR HE WILL LOSE HIS POSITION AS MOD
TOP CUCK
Claiming Jasmine
>>672528630
No, I need to get used to the controls of PC vidya before you kick my ass
>>672529262
>I don't actually browse those threads
>I swear
Don't ban me hand-mod!
>>672529262
You were the one who deleted Tatsumaki's thread?
>How could you, hand-kun?
>>672529967
Traitor.
>>672529797
>Don't ban me hand-mod!
I'd never dream of doing that to you (you can just use a VPN anyway so what does it matter).
>>672529967
Stop "pointing fingers" at me please.
>>672529502
No, i mean in terms to play together.
HANDFAG CAN SEE YOUR POST HISTORY
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
>>672530171
So he knows I only post on /a/ /b/ and /c/?
O shucks.
>>672530071
GLOBAL RULE 12.
>>672530071
It's more the principle.
>what if hand-kun is actually an undercover mod
>he's gonna ban us all and we won't even know it was him
>eventually all waifu threads will be completely gone and he can replace them with hand threads
No...
>>672530428
Lewd
>>672530121
No, I haven't downloaded the EU client yet
>i'm only on T2
>>672530579
If that is the case he is taking his sweet time.
>>672530428
MODS=GODS
>>672530518
>Global rules
>Still waiting for Tenryuu's imminent dictatorship
>>672530428
L-lewd.
>>672530579
We need more hand threads on /b/. I've seen a few but not enough. You're all too nice though, can't imagine something like that happening.
>covert hands
>>672530722
>only tier 2
Perfect time to move to Eu then
>>672530428
>Lewd hour
It's not even midnight...
>>672530071
>he's gonna ban us all and we won't even know it was him
Only a handful of people will make it out
>>672531000
>handful
>all of my anger
>Handfag saw my failed dubs attempt
>>672531000
All these hand puns make me face plam
>>672530987
I know, I know
>>672530428
I'm curious as to what this post was
>>672530579
Hand-Kun sold us out
>>672530840
I've actually never seen a hand thread before
>>672531000
Nice trips.
That gif makes me want to watch that anime.
>it's too late, hand-kun has is right in his hand
>>672531494
Palm, fuck
>>672531494
Some slut rubbing her vajoina
>>672530722
You should move.
>>672531627
They're around, a rare find but they're there.
Handfag: The man who sold the waifu thread.
NEVER TRUST 3DPG
>>672531627
Us not is.
>>672531494
Mods just want to cause havoc.
They're like ghosts.
>>672530628
>I know, i know... For these reason I´m delete this pic anon.
My no nude waifu
Of course she is mine
>>672531884
So another mod sold him out? Damn
>>672531854
You mean 3DPD
>>672532162
No, I meant 3DPG, Newfag.
>HANDFAG KNOWS
>>672532345
What does that stand for then? I know 3DPD means 3D Pig Disgusting.
>>672532108
He was sold out by a mod for selling is out but then the mod who sold out hand-kun came to close down our waifu thread
>>672532592
>Being this new
>>672532345
>3DPG
>>672531662
You're leaving so soon?
Goodnight.
>>672532728
Not at all. Just picked an image at random.
>you're so cute when you are worried.
>>672532681
Tell me then, I want to be educated,
>>672532728
>>672532843
Just fuck already
>>672532728
>>672532843
The sexual tension in here is fucking intense.
>>672527383
Who won?
>>672527407
Yea, I guess it's a sign that I should either spend more time in bed. I just hope Zuckerjew and the Oculus Gang keep making progress with the Matrix.
>>672527421
Sorry, bro. I know the feeling.
>>672527564
Have you considered spicing up your life by doing something?
>>672527650
May I suggest using ProxFlow? It's a plugin that tries out proxies from random countries, if a youtube video isn't playing.
>>672528630
Ahoy Tenryuu!
Ach, es geht schon wieder. Nur manchmal nach dem Aufwachen, in dem kurzen Moment zwischen Traum und Realität sieht die Welt manchmal so schön und lebenswert aus.
>>672533228
The Kangaroo, sleeper hold is OP
Hello Shiro, hope you are well.
>>672532871
>doesn't reply cause he knows I'm right
GG
>>672532728
>>672532843
Take this, you'll need it
>>672533228
It's Sunday, self-pity day. Maybe tomorrow?
>>672533587
right about what nigger?
Just left work. Sup?
>Rubyanon
Honey claimed
>>672533709
It's 3DPD, we get it you misstyped and tried to pull it back, but it didn't work out. Happens to the best of us.
>>672532907
>>672533041
>>672533655
>all this bully
>>672533228
Eh, you get used to it man.
>>672533809
Hey rubyanon!
How was your day?
>>672534085
I said 3DPG. Not 3DPD you tard.
can I have both?
>>672534222
Good trips. I know what you typed, I'm just saying it's wrong.
>>672533809
Heyo
>>672534222
Trips of BS
>>672533228
Ich kenne das....passiert. Aber mit VR hab ich die Möglichkeit dem ein wenig entegenzusteuern
>>672534453
If you think 3DPG is wrong you are completely retarded and can't read.
I'm sorry you type 3DPD all the time so it auto corrects it but I'm speaking English not weeaboo.
>>672534211
Hey Stockinganon. It's been pretty good so far. Headed back to my friends place tonight while he's still in town. You?
>>672534413
Only if they are genetically identical.
Remember: too many waifu will destroy your laifu
>>672533809
Heyo Ruby, hope your day has gone well.
>>672534091
Nervous?
No one choose shinobu? good for me, claimed!
>>672534818
Good to hear! Not see him often?
I'm alright thanks, tired today.
Seen redhead qt3.14 lately?
>>672534778
What does 3DPG stand for then, Anon? Help resonate with your line of thinking here.
>>672535154
Is English not your first language or are you having a seizure?
>>672534971
>hand-kun please ban this guy
>>672534996
>>672535416
Tsundere
I don't like torpedo controls
>>672535154
Holy shit dude.
>>672535154
Tats, ignore the bait, it's becoming absolute shit-tier at this point
>>672524303
I've returned.
>>672534971
>>672534520
Hey guys. It's gone well today. How's your day been both of you?
>>672535114
He's in college just a bit south of here so he comes up whenever he has vacation or a free weekend. Used to hang out nonstop, now we just shitpost together
I talked with her a bit on Facebook actually. She's out of town for a few days so I'm stuck with no cute redhead for a few days
>>672535154
Am I witnessing a mental break down?
>>672535585
Get your gross roastie out of my sight, slut.
>>672535154
Top tier cringe
>>672535672
Welcome back, friendo.
>>672535753
Always makes me happy to hear (read) it. It's been okay, none of you have died yet so that's uplifting. Thanks for asking.
This entire thread is 3DPG.
>>672535382
The only 3DPG I know of is 3D Printers of Greece. Is that what you are trying to say? As I said you were trying to say 3DPD.
>>672535639
I can't, it has become my life's goal to educate this man. I'm going where no man has gone to before.
>>672535609
>>672535992
>>672535796
Now he's samefagging as well.
Are we being raided?
>>672536047
Hmmn, hmmn. Whatcha up to?
>>672535591
Download the Eu client...now. And i can determine which class of which nation you should play. Shiki could help you too.
>>672535992
>>672535796
>>672535609
Now you're just sad
>>672536228
There's always shit posters, it's /b/
Sanya Claimed
>>672534844
They're twin sisters so it counts :)
I'd rather have Riko-Nee anyway <3333
>>672535828
All this tsun. Good thing I'm patient. The dere has to be just around the corner.
>>672535753
Fine glad you're well. How's normalfagging it up with your friends?
>>672536417
Sup nigga
Check my 3DPG dubs.
>>672534016
Beat me to it you basterd
Honey is love
>>672536047
>none of you have died yet
>yet
Finny you mention that. Some college kid threatened to fite me irl cause I he thinks I'm an actual Racist
>>672535672
Hey Reianon! How are you?
>>672535753
Sweet, I guess that happens with friends. You part. Good to hear you're keeping in touch though!
At least you're still talking with the redhead. There's no losing here.
>>672536179
You can do it Tats.
Teach him a lesson he'll never forget.
>>672536417
I like!
>>672536670
$10 it was at college.
>>672536417
Heyo Sanya, good to see ya.
>>672536271
Hmmm, not much. Just playing KOTR and using Skype. Thanks for asking man, hope you're doing well.
>>672536670
Ewww, a SJW college student, just tell him to pull the 12 foot rod out of his ass. That should help.
>>671536724
L-Lewd.
>>672536179
Why....are....you...responding....to...a...troll? Just stop here, it's not worth it.
>>672536974
It's kind of fun actually. I get kicks out of it every so often.
>>672536724
Nah, lessons are preserved for those actually willing to learn.
claiming my 3DPG.
I claim Seira J. Loyard
>>672536509
>Normieshit
>3D
>Shit taste
Dropped, sorry about that.
>>672537258
I still think you're cool, Tats!
>>672536522
Hung out with the Commie, Lesbian, Jew #1, and our part-time stoner friend. Was something else
>>672536724
I'm just lucky she is still talking with me. That's another plus
>>672536870
>>672536951
He actually threatend to "shoot me" with an airsoft gun. I cried laughing and called him a white mans nigger. His face was gold.
>>672537451
You know so much about me, are you taking notes?
>so cute
Never trust 3DPG.
>>672537626
>giggles mildly.
>>672537451
You forgot lewd.
>and you know you love it.
>>672537451
Aw, thanks you're pretty cool yourself.
>>672536951
KOTR ?
Doing well at the moment, aye.
>>672537451
>>Normieshit
>>3D
>>Shit taste
Damn son, give him a break
>>672537678
You're taking it like a champ though
>I've missed soap operas
>>672537258
Good point.
I think he left anyway.
>>672537626
Haha. You're so lucky man.
Don't forget about your waifu though!
>>672537990
Knights of the Republic? That new Star Wars RPG I think.
>>672536351
>Download the Eu client...now
Alright, but how? It keeps telling me to fuck off because I have the NA client
>>672537990
Knights of The Old Republic. Old game.
>>672538238
>>672538117
Ah, I see. Thanks.
Daily reminder the shitposter admitted to being one of you.
my bets on handfag.
![Fucking [Commie].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JekycxN.jpg "Fucking [Commie]")
