male on male homosex
http://i.4cdn.org/f/laughing-whores.swf
>>672494453
i just need a therapist in general
>>672494611
gnight
>>672494485
sounds complicated
>>672494829
thanks anyways im just being a lazy fuck. I should get this working if I keep looking at it all day
My name doesnt stay in the field its annoying
>>672494991
You could talk to the school one.
>>672495005
good to see amputees being represented in the wider community
>>672494991
It's not too complicated, if unintuitive, although it was pretty mind-blowing at the time. People hated Cantor
Another 'fun' fact, {0,1} under addition is isomorphic to the sets of even and odd numbers under addition
>>672495202
Not even an amputee
>>672494991
Haha don't worry, eventually you will come to terms with your homework and life will be better
I'm off to eat at a fancy Thai restaurant, cya all
>>672495142
I would've no idea what to say. I know my problems and how to fix them I just don't do it for some reason
>>672495215
you're losing me here
>>672495341
enjoy it
>>672495282
look again friend
>>672494991
I study Computer Science in The Netherlands, if u ever wanna talk about IT stuff u could send me ur skype?
>>672495475
I don't know, that seems like a pretty good opening line.
>tfw no bf
>>672495341
I may have overstated the interesting part, my bad
>>672495703
But have you done anything to get a bf?
>>672495703
iktf
>>672495527
I don't really use skype but if you have a steam you could add me on that
>>672495672
But then we'd just reach the conclusion that Im a lazy fuck
>>672495849
Sure, what's ur steam?
>>672495840
>>672495849
Somehow I really don't see that being the direction the counselor would take things.
>>672495791
Yeah, ive had the misfortune of only meeting straight guys. Getting hit on by only men age 45+ on one dating site and on another dating site, the only person who talked to me was straight and wanted someone for buttstuff. All thr guys I have hit up on the site either live too far, live way too far or arent interested in me back.
The last guy i messaged looked like moot with a wil wheaton beard ._.
TL;DR: faganon has shit luck with dudes.
>>672495986
http://steamcommunity.com/id/41577232413/
>>672496121
ever been to one?
>>672496211
If it counts for anything, I know the feeling. Where you from? I've had shit for luck in Colorado meeting decent guys.
>>672496211
Have you tried furry dating sites?
>>672496211
again iktf
>make dating/hookup profiles
>all old men
>straight but curious types message me
>last guy that sent me a face pic looks 44 even though hes 21
>all the nice people I meet online live in other countries
>nobody has the money or grades to relocate, myself included
>everyone just chats for a while before the conversation fizzles out
>>672496012
>>672496307
No, but I don't want, nor do I think I need, a therapist. Nothing wrong with them though, they seem to work for some people.
>>672496421
>>672496371 here
Pounced.org sucks, people either don't reply or don't want to actually meet because insecure.
Know of any others?
>>672496211
That's rough, but at least you're trying; most people just complain without wanting to do any of the work. There any gay scene in your city? Bars can be a nice place to meet good guys, or meet guys who know other guys
>>672496371
Ontario canada. Im still a virgin and not sure if i wanna just do hookups or actually date someone to lose it. Is why i didnt hit up straightguy mcbuttstuff.
Im using plenty of fish atm, i used to use mobile app hornet but it doesnt have a distance feature like grindr. Sometimes i ended up tslking to guys living in america :/
Was talking to a qt boi on pof the other night but he lives 3 hours away by car.
>>672496550
the funny thing is therapists are the most fucked up people of them all lol
>>672496582
none that ive tried because i aint looking for bf but furfling furromance and furrymate could be something
>>672496307
Alright, I'll add u later, cya ^^
>>672496421
I wouldnt consider myself a furry really, i enjoy the porn but i cant design myself a fursona. So i dont really consider furry dating
.>>672496641
I dont drink, theres no point to going to a bar unless I had friends to be the DD for(des driver)
>>672496761
You'd have to be to get a job like that, if you ask me.
>>672496886
I'll check em out, thanks!
>>672496887
see ya
>>672496582
pounced sucks hairy ballz I just got people wanting to be my online bf. What the fucks the point in that?
I'm in a relationship with a guy from Seattle on pounced. Gtfoh
okay /b/ you found a bf for the guy in ukraine now find me a boyfriend in NC
>>672497037
North Corea?
>>672496975
Sorry in advance if they are all shit
>>672496951
Eh you might be able to find one who's not autistic and might just like porn like you cant win the lotto without buying a ticket and suffering crippling debt
>>672496965
its like getting advice on how to quit drugs from a junkie in a suit
>>672497037
Talk to Monsterkitten
>>672497011
>people wanting to be my online bf
Yeah, same issue, if I wanted an online relationship I'd just talk to you fuckers solely.
>>672497037
I feel like /b/ is probably not the place to turn for matchmaking services.
>>672496951
Oh, well that puts a damper on that plan. I guess there's always grindr, but I'm sure you already knew about that one
>>672497102
yeah pretty much
>>672497155
If you actually think it would help though, there are definitely some that aren't bad. From what I hear there's a lot of trial and error finding one of them, though.
>>672497148
>Sorry in advance if they are all shit
Eh I don't have my hopes up to begin with, still nice to have options
>>672497037
theres a few cuties in Nc like. That Robin Banks guy is there and a guy I'm head over heels in love with. Too bad I'm stuck in the UK ;_;
>>672497206
exactly I dont get it. Whats the goal? Is it so you can look at your profile when lying to yourself that you're in a relationship?
>>672497243
People tell me i should look around irl. Go to bars, i dont drink. Join a volunteer thing, im not sure what to look for. Talk to people at work, im about to start security which is pretty isolationist. Everyones a flirt online but no one close is actually gay.
>>672497206
yeah i'll take all the help i can get
>>672497438
3 sum maybe?
>>672497394
it wouldn't though. Words can't really help me i just need to stop being a pussy and throw myself out there
>>672497438
>Is it so you can look at your profile when lying to yourself that you're in a relationship?
It's so that insecure people can fill the hole in their heart by telling themselves that someone loves them without actually committing to a person and requiring change in yourself to merit that love.
Online relationships are for people who are to insecure in themselves to go out and actually have a real relationship.
>>672497616
>yeah i'll take all the help i can get
Who am I kidding, I'd date a guy off here. Anyone in Denver?
>>672497552
>Go to bars, i dont drink.
Don't need to drink to go to a bar. It's a social event, alcohol isn't necessary.
>Join a volunteer thing, im not sure what to look for.
I personally recommend taking classes in something you're interested in. That way not only are you learning something, and being around people, but you've already crossed one hurdle which is finding common interests.
>>672497616
yeah but dont touch the guy I'm in love with I'm unstable as it is
Captchas being gay going to go to bed finish downloading the division, play pokemon or something
>>672497818
people are strange. I'd rather suffer now to get the real thing later instead of this online guff
>>672497552
That's a rough time, compounded with the fact that the gay dating scene is already rough as is. All I can say is keep trying, keep doing stuff–even if it's not gay related–and keep meeting people. Your best bet may not be finding a gay guy directly, but someone who knows one
>>672497552
A club or activity is a good idea. What activity depends on where you live. You'll just have to look around and figure it out.
>>672497768
Yeah, probably. I say practice for next Thursday. But that's just me.
>>672497840
tie you to a chair with a ball gag and make you watch...
>>672497818
David is in Denver.
>>672497984
Yup, I'm with you bud, false relationships to stifle your insecurities are hurtful to everyone involved, I don't get why people do them.
Uhh, that being said... will... will you be my online bf?
>>672497980
Bye Plumber butt
>>672498296
tnx kaybe babe
>>672497037
He is not my boyfriend, b-baka anon!
>>672498125
Hmm, don't know David. I really should just bite the bullet and namefag this shit up.
>>672498457
He gon' be. Touch his butt!
>>672498046
its Wednesdays
>>672497984
>>672497985
fucking hivemind
>>672498533
But I don't know anything about butts! And besides, I don't want to give him the wrong idea!
>>672498548
That's an imageswap, m8
>>672498533
Might make things easier. It's like 45 seconds of downloads total.
>>672498534
I could have sworn it was Thursdays. I would have bet money on it. In fact, I may have bet money on it. Let me call up my bookie.
>>672498055
oh no. I aint a tough guy but I'd bust out that chair like some hot hollywood actor busting out a wooden chair in an interrogation scene in a movie and set about you both. Idk why he has such an effect on me he just does and it suck
>>672498150
yeah its like they're fooling themselves like "I have a boyfriend mom," then they go back to their room and look at their profile and reassure themselves he loves them. Sure why not bby. I'm a switch and quiet irl so I'm pretty easy to live with
>>672498457
He a naughty horndawg!
RUFF RUFF >:3
>>672496371
where in colorado?
>>672498825
Hey, don't say such things, dummy! You're gonna make me blush!
>>672498707
im sorry for your loss
>>672498736
if you don't manage that i'd untie you and let you have him after i'm done.
>>672498661
That's why you gotta touch it! Learn the butt. Feel the butt. BE THE BUTT.
>>672498707
>Might make things easier
Yeah I suppose. I downloaded it once, didn't work. Need to try re-downloading 4chanX too, maybe that install is just outdated.
>>672498736
>reassure themselves he loves them.
That's exactly it. And the best part for them is they don't actually have to put anything into it! It's so non-commital is pathetic.
>I'm a switch and quiet irl so I'm pretty easy to live with
Aww yiss, I'm a quiet switch too. You like cuddling? Let's cuddle the fuck out of each other.
>>672498929
Denver; Littleton to be exact.
>>672498984
Well, are you considering it? Or are you too psyched out after bailing last week?
>>672499072
What browser are you on?
>>672498736
Lucky you ._. Im emotionally unbalanced but dont show it, when i found out i was bi and crushing on a boy in grade 12. I actually forced a submissive personality over top of my dominant personality. Its been 5 years since and have only barely gotten back the way I once was.
But im tired most of the time, irritable. Got a low stupidity tolerance. A little bit of insanity maybe from the response from my first crush when I told him I like him.
>forever burned into my mind
"I never liked you and neither did anyone else"
>pic relateable
>>672499072
>two people in denver
I can see g/fur working its matchmaking magic again
>>672499228
Attaching furry for sake of thread :D
>>672499072
I think I should start with mine first. Butts are complicated, you know~
>>672499145
I'm definitely doing something this week I just don't know what yet
>>672499072
>Denver; Littleton to be exact.
Interesting...
>>672499270
touch the butt touch the butt touch the butt
>>672499270
G/fur gods i pray to thee, i live in barrie ontario, canada.
>>672499384
i'll go too
Croatia
yooo
>>672499384
my prayers are more important oh G/fur god I live in the OBX of NC
>>672499384
>canada
Lucky you, I live right on the border.
Unfortunately it's the border of B.C. Willing to move across the continent?
>>672499228
Sounds like you're dealing with some issues there friend.
>>672499354
I'll hold you to that.
>>672499145
>What browser are you on?
Chrome.
>>672499270
Haha, /b/ is a matchmaker. Fuckin' weird
>>672499328
Both. You can never have too much butt!
>>672499371
Mmm, quite >_> You in Denver too? We should hang out. Touch each other's butt.
>>672498993
>let you have him after i'm done.
Blyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt!!!
Nah thats it m8 I'm getting the next plane over there and beating you with a gym shoe
>>672499072
damn what a shite existence
Oh yeah! I love cuddling! I am very versatile too I can go from rough raw manly porno sex to soft intimate passionate stuff too.
My only real needs are:
A) my own little space to do my thing (/tg/ stuff and some vidya)
B) my partner engages with me and we talk and cuddle and actually talk about whats bothering us
>>672498978
RUFF RUFF >:3
Horny pootickley incumming
>>672499607
Then I will grope mine with both hands!
>>672499594
I wouldnt say dealing with them. They're there and i aknowledge them as part of myself, but psychs arent worth shit to me. And ive seen them twice.
>>672499594
that helps thanks
>>672499384
Toronto here, but you're probably a young fag.
>>672499649
>talk about whats bothering us
A perfect fantasy ._.
>>672499649
if you play nice maybe ill let you get the taste of him off my cock
>>672499649
>damn what a shite existence
No kidding.
>Oh yeah! I love cuddling! I am very versatile too I can go from rough raw manly porno sex to soft intimate passionate stuff too.
I think I love you already. Get married? We'll set up battlestations next to each other and spend hours not talking to each other while we game. <3
>>672499766
Alright that's a good place to start
>>672499712
Hey, s-stop! You are not allowed to do that!
>>672499864
Im 22 m8
>>672499898
FUCK. Forgot the porn.
>>672499607
Yeah I'm in denver, I'm more of a dick toucher than a but toucher though.
Haven't touched anything in a long while actually.
>>672499916
ewwwwwww.......whats this?
stinky poop on my fingers ;P
>>672499826
>response is k
You are perfect bf material
>>672499950
I'm 28.
tfw everyone is a youngfag
>>672497984
>>672497985
>>672498548
it's not hivemind it's a glitch
>>672499985
Well I like touching butts. Dicks are fun too. Touching in general is good. Got a kik?
>>672500085
27 here. You're not old till you're in your 30's.
>I'm almost old ;_;
>>672500085
21-28 is my age range ._.
Not into someone on over 30 and im not into end teen BS
>>672499883
gotta make it a reality
>>672499896
booking the ticket right now mutherf***er
*packs katana*
>>672499898
aw thanks. Wuv u 2. Sure! Although I need to update mine and get it ready for Warhammer total war.
but sounds good toots
>>672499607
Ah, I'm only familiar with Firefox.
>>672499808
So snippy
>>672499991
use your fist not just your fingers
>>672500029
;) idk what to say to that apart from k
>>672500259
naughty boys got a dirty h0le
Delete this thread.
>>672500206
my broadsword is bigger than your katana, thats why he will like my more...
>>672500180
tfw we're old
>>672500200
yeah but you're probably an autistic youngling.
>>672500206
>aw thanks. Wuv u 2. Sure!
Love is blossoming. It's awesome.
>>672500219
>only familiar with Firefox
No worries, I'll figure it out, I'm fairly sure it has something to do with the fact that I probably have the wrong fork of 4chanX or something like that.
>>672500315
Love trains.
>>672500410
>tfw we're old
We can be old together!
>>672500219
didnt mean it like that. It genuinly helps
>>672500180
Oh well i definitely like my butt being touched.
Though I'm tsundere as well so don't expect to actually touch it.
Would I happen to know you? We live close very near by, and i know a few furries around here.
>>672500395
m8 you got a lil penknife
*pulls on luchador mask*
>>672500486
love is in the air as the new spring buds
>>672500441
>yugoslav
2044 master race
>>672500085
I'll have you know I'm 21 and very mature for my age, all my other 21 year old friends say so
>>672500410
Define autistic youngling?
>>672500633
A youngling who's autistic. Pretty basic stuff, anon
>>672500575
touching butts is better than touching dicks most of the time.
>>672500633
look in the mirror
>>672500486
Okie, but no fats allowed. That only exception.
>>672500575
>i definitely like my butt being touched.
That can be arranged
>Would I happen to know you?
Probably not, I've not made a point of hanging out with the other furries in the area. The few times I did, well, didn't end well haha.
>>672500590
>love is in the air as the new spring buds
Now we just need some butt sex
>>672500728
:< Uhh, I'll be right back, gotta run to the gym...
>>672500360
Hi Zen
>>672500486
Yeah, I remember the site was pretty explicit as far as instructions go.
>>672500537
I am a genuinely helpful guy.
>>672500590
wtf is that some weebo shit?
>>672500626
purrfect age for some training
>>672500626
Asiatic
Autistic as fuck
>>672500821
Upvoted.
>>672500766
fucking gorgeous
>>672499898
It... my butt feels good. Soft and squishy... Is there anything more to it? Am I doing it right?
>>672499991
Hey, I told you I wasn't ready! Why didn't you listen?
>>672500824
nah its the wrestling masks the mexicans wear
>>672500814
Sounds good to me bby. Flip a coin and see who is top?
>>672500712
Only immature people use the word autist. You are not for me. Good luck in finding someone to your standards
>>672500824
Training as in karate where you get to wear cool outfits and train with nippon steel?
>>672500846
I'm actually the whitest person I know, but thanks
>>672500990
nummy numm you gotta eat tha poops now >:)
>>672501007
sounds kinky, want to wear it while riding a dildo?
>>672500814
>Probably not, I've not made a point of hanging out with the other furries in the area. The few times I did, well, didn't end well haha.
I'm sorta new here, and I'm shy so I just know the names of some people, and have hung out a few times. Went well enough that I'd hang out more. I just never find the confidence to.
>>672501181
sure. Or I mean I could ride you if you want
>>672500990
>Am I doing it right?
Yeah you're good. Keep playing with it.
>>672501007
>Flip a coin and see who is top?
Sure. That or take turns.
>FUCK, babe, whose turn is it to fuck the other's ass tonight?
I love it
>>672501203
Well let's hang out! I wouldn't mind getting out and meeting some more people. No butt touching required.
>>672501319
oh now that sounds like a pleasing offer
>>672501076
Ewwww, no way! You do that, you sick pervert!
>>672501343
Feels good... but somehow I don't see any progress. Wat do?
>>672501343
>take turns
Okay we gotta get married now. Oh boy.
Although is that take turns as in
You - Monday
Me - Tuesday
etc
etc
or
You - Monday morning
Me - Monday night
You- Tuesday morning
Me - Tuesday night
etc
etc
>>672500821
i always wondered why a guy like you spends his days here
>>672501434
yeah great. However you want it, just take it
>>672501343
I don't have kik, is there any other way we can talk so I could know you better?
>>672501524
>Feels good... but somehow I don't see any progress. Wat do?
Stick something in there? I dunno dude, feel it out
>HAHAHA JOKES
>>672501569
I honestly hadn't though it through that much... How about a turn is the whole day. So I fuck your butt monday, you do me tuesday, etc?
Also today on the list of things I never thought I'd be doing:
>planning out the hypothetical buttfuckin' schedule with my online husband
>>672501610
Cause he has no life and pretends to be an animal
I just like to listen to all that planned sex ,but I am sure all happens like
>two autists meet
>"Uhh..uh...are you..gayotter69?"
> "Uh..y..yeah..."
>"O..okay"
And they just try to avoid eye contact until they seperate in shame and never message each other.
Why do I feel that pretty much everyone under a fursuit isnt really good looking. Or just furries in general. Also, sorry for no porn I dont save that shit on my computer cause that's weird.
>>672501746
Got a Steam? Or email? Skype?
>>672501610
I'm really, really, really into porn.
>>672501760
I... I don't know if that is a good idea...
>>672501712
i'd love to take you, where are you babe?
>>672501796
topkek
>>672501830
We aren't. We're all horrible looking. That's why we're furries, right guys?
>>672501872
Alright then don't? I dunno what you want from me, I ain't your buttsex guide!
>>672501867
from a purely artistic point of view?
>>672501927
I'd like that I need a man to own me. UK sadly
>>672501760
ah see you gotta think these things through. Otherwise our schedule will be shot to buggery and we'll have to start all over again
>>672502016
I can do mouth stuff, if you're interested, or you can try touching my butt instead~
>>672501524
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!! Too late!!
Smearing the poop on your tongue right now
>>672501835
Hrm... I'm going to make a guess that we've actually have talked before.
I'd guess your steam name, but not sure if that'd be awkward to post in the thread. Starts with an S.
this thread is extremely gay.
Not regular gay, but EXTREME GAY.
continue...
>>672502199
*blergh!* What's wrong with you?! Get out, now!
>>672501830
A lot of them aren't.
>>672502020
.... Sure. Why not.
>>672501927
Isn't he concerned with semen up the nose? That'd burn like hell
>>672502271
>>672502115
Fair enough. We'll get the scheduled nailed down bby, then each other~
>>672502246
Nope, I have one other fur on Steam, and he definitely ain't from here. Trust me, you haven't met me before :P
>>672502308
*Grabs you by the throat*
Nnnngg!! EAtthecornpoos!!!
>>672502028
Mmm thats sad, I need something warm and tight, fapping 2-3 times a day does not even help anymore
>>672502016
Sounds about right. I always knew too. Never had any social hobbies or normal relationships as a result of your un-attractiveness. So, you spend all your time on the net and find the furry fandom.
>>672502246
How about this, shoot me an email, I have a burner account I don't use very often, so whatever for posting it on here: [email protected]
>>672502388
oh you cheeky sausage!
>>672502478
dang. I have a high sex drive so 2-3 times a day is ideal
>>672502516
Cheeky sausage sounds like the name of the sex move we're gonna do later tonight
>>672502388
>>672502493
Well I remembered I had a fur fitting your description added on steam that I only had like one chat with a year ago. Thought it'd be funny if you were the same person. I'll send you an email anyway.
>>672502590
ive gone over to the other thread but a sexy uk pen pal might be fun. been planning a trip there. send me your email babe
>>672502866
I'll see you in the thread bby
>>672502742
while in the shower
>>672502866
>>672503069
actually fuck it whats yours?
>>672496211
What kinda sites you using? I'm looking for an app or something myself.