dadbod thread
gay shit? gay shit.
My eyeballs hurt.
>>672465089
Should probably do something about that
>>672465089
there is a visene for that
>>672464656
Bod
>>672465160
I'm playing games.
>>672465296
Doesn't that hurt you?
>>672465501
i am tough and calloused, nothing to see behind my facade
>>672465089
Time for suicide, then.
>>672465501
Well then you've made your choice so stop being such a little GIRL
dad does not approve of this gay shit
>in public
>>672465663
sorry to interrupt your conversation but
SAUCE!
>>672465664
>having a sense of shame
We're all depraved here, why draw a line?
>>672465845
Harusuke, Harubon six.
>>672465546
Isn't that for muscles though?
>>672465593
It seems to be heading in that direction.
>>672465663
Don't make me fight you irl.
>>672465866
because dad is a God fearing, brave, and alcoholic american
>>672465664
>tfw your dad has a younger boyfriend than you
>>672466025
>father-son threesome
>>672466018
Lol you'd get ur shit pushed in, FLEX.
>>672465664
You make me sad.
>>672466122
all of my YES
dad stuff is aight
>>672466018
visene is for eyes.
>>672466022
LIVIN' THE DREAM
>>672466259
HAVE YOU NO DECENCY, SIR?!
>>672466187
Is that a sexual threat?
cause it's kinda gross.
>>672466328
Hmmm... What am I thinking about then?
>>672466779
hah no you're probably some kind of gay
man
i need archives of /vg/ during 2014
>>672466701
Source?
post judy taking it up the ass honestly
>>672466779
bengay, duh.
>>672467593
Harusuke, Harubon eleven.
>>672466990
>implying
>>672467620
That wasn't it.
What that you're a fairy? Them limp wrists of yours are made for holding dick, not a fist.
>>672467863
i do not know, i do not have muscles
>>672468035
I'd fist Yuki.
have you ever had a deja vu that turned into a flashback of violent periods in yuur life
>>672468176
shut ur fuggin cake socket
>>672468279
you make me hate myself to my very core
>>672468211
I'm afraid I'm not a retired combat veteran
>>672468144
Dunno then. Either way I don't have anything like that.
>>672468211
Not really... No....
>>672468035
No, the fag part.
Also, that's rude.
that'll be 35$
>>672468709
What are you triggered or some shit? Need to blog about it? Go to the pillow fort? Cry for me- LET ME LIVE UP TO DONNA BURKE AND SPEAK WORDS THAT KILL.
wat
>>672468709
bengay is the only muscle rub i know of
>>672469273
Tiger Balm mate!
now i know of two
>>672469331
that shit almost put me in the hospital I had such a bad reaction
>>672469219
Unless there's some far-reaching implication in what I said (like my words being able to incite suicide in you or some shit) there's no merit in proclaiming what I said as "rude." It's an observation, not an argument- And a rock-stupid observation at that.
Sorry I triggered you.
>>672469622
I WILL END YOU
>>672469406
you must be allergic to Chinese medicine.
>>672468709
Fiiiiiiiistiiiiiiiiiing.
>>672470274
That won't happen.
fisting is A+
>>672465020
>Glance
>See penis
>>672470368
You'd totally be down with being worn like a boxing glove.
>>672470826
usually what i see when i glance at nibi
>>672470906
Jokes on you, I could be a girl for all U Kno
>>672470837
I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure not.
>>672470813
Iiiii don't think so.
>>672470986
are you a girl, nubbler
>>672471035
kung pow baby
>>672471040
U tel me
>>672471269
show me your uncovered genitalia and i will
do not actually show me your uncovered genitalia, i want you to remain pure and vestal in my mind
>>672471348
My burden
>>672471451
THIS is MY curse
>>672471534
I am eventually going to get something from this artist.
>>672471570
I am sure you are referencing a song.
>>672471680
THERE IS LOVE
BURNING TO FIND YOU
WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME?
WILL YOU BE THERE
oh it is actually "will you desire"
what the fuck?
>>672471660
do not pierce your penis
>>672471035
>>672471660
That'd be very cool
>>672471808
I didn't plan on it.
>>672471081
>>672471826
It's pretty nasty.
>>672471808
Had experience?
>>672471973
to the unrefined
>>672471746
>>672471780
>>672471570
Now I know why that sounded familiar. I listened to nothing but them last year for like two straight months.
Do like the guitar riffs in Break the silence.
>>672472133
i have only listened to the one song, but i can play it on guitar if you'd like.
>>672472201
That would be neat.
>>672472337
tomorrow i will bust it out and practice a little and then lay down a flesh-rending riff for you.
>find an old Johnny Cash song I like "Keep on the Sunny Side of Life"
>fucking with mouse wheel
>seeing first comment
>"I'm tryin"
feels ;_;7
>>672472415
What kind of guitar do you have?
>>672472674
the one i brought with me is an acoustic spanish classical. the electric i own is still in storage in birmingham.
>>672472076
I'm pretty refined.
>>672472833
pff, and you don't delight in fisting? how gauche.
Fisting's pretty fucking gross.
i am abandoning this lowblood thread.
Thanks, Barry
>>672472874
We have different definitions.
>>672473060
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
>>672472813
Ive wanted an electric, but I only have an acoustic. I have no idea what I would even start with.
I can kinda play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhFHJMVfiI
but shitty.
>>672473028
Its if you dont want to poop correctly anymore.
>>672473906
'my arm smells great'
hello
hmm, what's going on with this thread
>>672474216
hello fellow homosexual
>>672474179
Do you sniff your arm?
>>672474281
Completely heterosexual things
>>672474359
Never have, never will
>>672474281
Literally nothing.
>>672474292
How are you, Snuffles?
>>672474586
high. amazingly high
how are you
>>672474486
they are hetero, poster.
>>672474179
Your own smell is best :)
>>672474752
I got the genesis lined up to be sold.
>>672474486
You should try it, you might like it.
>>672474711
A bit stoned, being generally lazy.
>>672474732
I know, it's why I said it
>>672474752
How so?
>>672474836
Is it smelly?
>>672474837
But what if I smell bad?
>>672464656
I'm crashing this threaf
>>672474836
See it was easy.
Don't let buyers dictate your price, when it's your skills at repairing them that's the cost.
>>672475003
What a big guy.
>smoking the herbals jew
absolutely disgusting
>>672474935
Well if you're eating healthy, exercising and showering regularly, your own smell is quite attractive. When others like it it's great.
>>672474935
No?
>>672475021
I didn't do much. I just switched the board with a good one.
I can't wait until I get my de-solder gun and I can really get to refurbishing.
>>672475003
thread already crashed but you're welcome to the wreckage
>>672475257
It doesn't matter, you provide a service that others may not offer.
>>672474935
You could burn your skin off to get rid of odor causing oils in your skin.
>>672475409
What I was saying is, I can really get some complex and lengthy repairs down in time and thus cost.
>>672475239
Are those pheromones tho?
Fuck you Ashley.
>>672475421
I like the sound of that. Kerosene or gasoline?
>>672475653
Gasoline, for the good after aroma.
>>672475543
Yes i understand that. but not everyone wants to spend their time sourcing, dismantling, soldering, cleaning and testing of a console. That's what you actually sell. The proper tools are just a means to an end.
>>672475561
Testosterone has a smell you know, so i guess it's that.
>>672475810
Wow you're right. You must be an expert in smells
They were pics taken in the fifties you cunt
>>672475842
Oh? What does it smell like?
>>672475842
Ah, yeah.
>>672475810
THIS NIGGER KNOWS WHAT'S UP
>>672475946
uh. like teenage boy body odor , but not as strong. well it's strong in them as they have so much of it in their bodies.
Time for sleep.
Night everyone
>>672476258
A famously well-known smell
It's only been three years since I was a teen and I don't even remember what I smelled like
>>672476397
good night toiger
>>672476154
It reminds me of the summers when I was young and I would help my father in the garage.
>>672476258
That sounds pretty... yukky...
>>672476492
Ever spend time at a drag strip when top fuel was running? The smell of nitrometh is like nothing else- Good golly miss molly, the way it permeates the air is intoxicating!
>>672476691
No, my father was never too into cars. He was more of a guns type of guy.
my stepdad was more of a space-ship-y kinda guy
>>672476997
If there's ever a chance to do so, do it- There's nothing like the feeling of 20,000 horsepower sitting on the line, feeling like it's gonna split their very earth in twain with fire and brimstone fumes coating the very air you breathe. If you're any kind of a sucker for power on the ragged edge of human control, it'll be something that sets your heart-a-flutter.
rip
>>672478869
Is that a cub or just a big pillow?
>>672478971
cub
>>672479118
Oh okay
So how long you been into cub stuff?
>>672479304
well... I've always been into it really but slowly two or three years ago I started to admit to myself that I was legitimately a pervert and started posting on 4chan. Sometimes anyway.