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>>672456996
Posting in Best Flag /nzg/
>>672456996
there hasn't been a proper nz thread in ages
>ritanon reporting in
>>672457114
it's proper compared to the other nz thread that's going atm
Does anybody itt go to hutt Valley high?
>>672457114
Then you should die.
>>672457336
I did 5 years ago
btw underage b&
>>672457336
go to bed. its past your bed time
>>672457336
inb4 underage b&
get out new fag
Dunners reporting bruh
Devo about Conor McGregor's loss, big ups to Meisha Tate though
>>672457409
I don't go there. Just friends with a girl who does. I'm not even from you shitty Island cunt.
>>672457459
>implying anyone here actually gives a fuck about those people
>>672457336
Nah mate but silverstream reporting in
hamilton fag reporting in
SUP NIGGAS?
>>672457506
So you're grooming a child?
That's messed up
>>672457336
I have friends that go there
>>672457459
did conor lose his anal virginity while meisha licked his bleeding anal wounds?
>>672457635
Lmao. Who said there was anything sexual about the friendship? Typical kiwis, always jumping the gun.
>>672457541
Trying to have a conversation that differs from the usual shit you guys talk in these threads
"who's got new nudes"
"who can get weed in ***"
>>672457747
Yeah bro, that's the one
>>672457846
what kind of sad fuck resorts to befriending hs kids? do you not have anyone your own age to hand out with, or are you just that much of an autist fuck?
>>672457459
Dunners, it's ritanon. I'm so sad about McGregors loss I want to send him 3 pepperoni pizzas. He's still the best in my eyes though.
>>672458182
no one cares. his butt hole will recover in time. get over it fag
>>672458071
>hang out with
>not even from shitty hobbit Island
>assumes I'm male
Please stop posting newfriend
>>672458294
I care actually. I told my friend I would bet my ass virginity Conor wins.
Christchurch, who wants to get drunk and take LSD?
>>672457336
Nah I go to heretaunga mate?
>>672457553
Sup bro
>>672458504
>>672458601
What's doing boi's? Stream here
>>672458302
It doesn't matter what gender you are. However, it is very concerning that someone who claims they're not even from New Zealand is wanting to know about kids that attend a Wellington high school. Unless you're an international parent contemplating whether or not to send their child to school in Wellington, we shall continue to assume you're a dirty paedophile.
I want to fuck Miley Cyrus senseless.
>>672457553
fuck off underage fag. don't you have homework to do? go to bed already. you've got school tomorrow.
>>672459134
pre or post wrecking ball miley?
Maori nudes?
Why are there so many high school kids on here tonight? Shouldn't they all be busy updating their facebooks and sending each other snapchats?
>>672459267
bumping for interest
>>672459237
BOTH
>>672459152
I actually don't you dumb nigger, I hope your family gets aids so you get to watch them slowly deteriorate and die, faggot
>>672459425
post wrecking ball miley is ugly as fuck. she looks like that doll of rugrats
>Christchurch
>>672459498
Oh, aren't you just the epitome of a good student. Well done on completing all of your assigned homework. A gold star for you! Now be a good child and go to bed. I know how cranky you get when you don't get a good nights rest. Good night. The adults are talking now.
>>672456996
you fucking faggots
>Tauranga
Best uni to attend?
>>672459859
UoA.
>>672459859
What are you studying? That is relevant.
>>672459550
I'd love to fuck her. Her hair is longer now than it was in wrecking ball.
>>672459498
You used a comma instead of a full stop. Not achieved. Your mum and dad are going to be so disappointed when they hear you failed NCEA English.
>>672459859
basically any uni outside of NZ. this country is a fucking toilet
>>672456996
WoopWoop
>>672459939
probs the most well thought out response to what is most likely a troll question.
>>672459267
Interested...
>>672460142
You know you're probably right. Unless he's a year 13 student who the fuck thinks about starting study in the third week of the university term?
>>672459267
brown...could be maori... i dunno
>>672460289
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT NUDES FAGS ARE CANCER
>>672460451
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>672460269
Even if they were a year 13, if they're trawling through 4chan threads on a Sunday night, they probably don't have much going for them.
See exhibit 1 >>672459498
>>672459758
19 year old studying engineering at weltech actually nigger, maybe it would be good for you to finally get out of your mums basement
>>672460569
Go get your own mate, not exactly hard.
>>672460028
Already kick out of school for 4chan shooting threats nigger
>>672460569
IDbro ran off with them
>>672460627
That's what I get for trying to help people I suppose.
>>672460569
They fell off of that balcony
Nelson?
Auckland fag reporting
>>672460634
kek. not even studying real engineering. everyone knows only the retards who can't get into aucks or canty go to poly to study engineering
>>672460741
you're obviously going places
>>672460741
wow bro you're edgy as fuck
any chefs from nz here? im based in welly
>>672460634
This guy is obviously not studying to be an engineer. If he was, he would know that most houses in NZ don't have basements because many cities are built on reclaimed land. There's just not enough structural integrity to support a basement.
>>672460817
>>672460451
got any nelson nudes?
im back faggots
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/mar/05/star-wars-fans-restoration
>>672461699
Who the fuck cares about Star Wars?
>>672461304
Maybe your mum just sent you to live under her house? So you can hear her and your step dad going at it all night?
>>672457553
same here, wtf is there to do out this way.
>>672461107
2015 RATHKEALE SHOOTING SQUAD REPRESENT
>>672461939
have sexual relations with members of your own family and or goats
>>672461939
Had a look around the abandoned CIT building bro?
>>672461846
Kill yourself nigger
>>672457336
>>672457553
Rip rhys mair
>>672462036
Not really abandoned anymore is it?
I hear upper hutt has a pretty good atmosphere and great shopping experience
>>672462136
Upper hutt is a shithole m8, literally a ghost town. Check out the carnivals and events tho
>>672461893
That is an awfully specific scenario. Are you holding in resentment towards your mother for remarrying? I wouldn't blame you. How does it feel knowing some random dude is fucking your mum?
>>672462136
Nah they shot a scene for a film there a while back and the army uses it now and again but that's about it I think, nah mate I reckon it's pretty third world up here
>>672462278
yeah, speaking of carnivals that summer carnival was off the fucking hook.
>>672462136
Which Hutt is the bad Hutt?
>>672462136
said no one ever
>>672462352
lower hutt has more niggers in my opinion, just in the shit areas like naenae and taita, poormaori etc
>>672462323
Nah dingo I was talking about you?
hamilton reporting in
anyone else watched the deadpool movie?
>>672462352
both of them. upper and lower hutt are where the dregs of society reside. they've been run out of welly
>>672462414
Pretty much spot on aye
>>672462414
there's a place called fucking naenae? jesus christ niggers
>>672462323
lets be realistic...it's more than likely way more than just one random dude.
>>672462471
saw it ages ago bruv
>>672462421
did he just call someone "dingo"? who is this fucktard?
>>672462471
Nah any good bro?
>>672462528
its a shit hole too. go figure
yeah If you ever visit the fine city that is the hutt, I suggest you keep out of these areas.
>>672462570
Il knock you out with my wombat bone
Sup cunt nuggets, also good night.
>>672462727
wtf are you on about
>>672462732
Sweet dreams bro
>>672462421
Was that supposed to be a question or a statement? Looks like your inferior education is beginning to show.
>>672462572
its pretty fucking amazing, loved all the characters
>>672462727
>>672462727
this is what happens when you let the inbreds in the hutt reproduce
>>672462770
G'day I'm from the jabawoonga tribe up in the wop wops mate, now get of my land
>>672462727
Ozzie ozzy ossie, oink oink oink!!!!1!
>>672462770
its p. all the darkies do it. makes then special tarded
>>672462969
>>672462813
You fullas know the price of some sniff these days?
>>672463096
About tree fiddy
>>672456996
Chch reporting in
>>672463913
bumping with flags
>>672464251
>>672464312
anything exciting happen this weekend?
>>672464251
bumping with fags >>672462421
>>672464369
Ummmm, no.
someone hit me with the nudes mega link…chur
>>672459373
>snapchats?
Ginga you here?
You asked for minein the chat a few weeks ago. Do you remember?
>>672459842
Which anon are you?
>>672461436
Un-ironic plus one
>>672464778
the mega is long gone
Why thread die? Why sad me?
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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Let's chat.
Otaki here
>>672465115
What happened to it? Get shut down?
>>672466491
yep
hmm, nz threads get really quiet once all the underage fags have gone to bed
>>672466903
Just think they are stroking their hot cocks right about now.
>>672466486
Ew yuck, you know a guy called Reuben Olstorn bro
Palmy reporting in I guess
Orgy anyone? 61432569509
>>672464811
Yeah I'm here.
>>672467326
if the one of the far right is in on the action, the yes. i'd be keen
>>672464864
you wot m8? i ain't no anon, don't usually post in NZ threads
>>672467401
You asked for my snapchat, why? Want pics of my dick?
>>672457336
My brother does. What's your name? I'm gonna tell him you're a fucking autist on /b/.
>>672458302
>Online 'friends' with a high school girl
>From another country
>Tryna find out shit on the down-low about her school
I'm calling creeper pedophile.
>>672460637
That chair... If she didn't have crabs before she does now.
Also ukecuck reporting. Late again.
>>672467987
I can't remember. I probably thought you were kawaii
>>672467326
>Aussie number
Troll people yourself homo
>>672462352
>implying there's a good Hutt
>>672468289
They were advertising in a Dunedin student furniture FB page, her mates stuck it up without her knowing.
Thanks for my hat Ginga. Son will love it. Plz no doxx
>>672468643
Jabba was pretty good. Built himself an empire
>>672468874
Well. I Mean. The 'Crown Jewel,' of his Empire was Tattooine which is kind of like Space Invercargil in the desert
>>672468382
Lol don't you know who this is?
Why don't other countries post their threads on /b/? Why just NZ?
Surely some cunt in Spain or some shit must be bored enough to do this?
>>672469212
I always wondered this too, haha.
>>672469212
USA has individual state threads, UK has specific city threads.
London is something like double our population, keep in mind.
>>672469374
>haha
We probably don't see them due to time zones.
>>672469468
I'll stop laughing from now on...
>>672469212
They do. All the time.
I'm in a spooky sort of mood, guys. Want to talk about spooky shit you've seen/hear of in your area?
+10 points for shit in the Wellington area.
Opinion on the flag bullshit?
>>672469720
I used to think I saw a ghost once. It was probably just a curtain though.
>>672469794
I like the one with the kiwi with the lasers coming out of its eyes.
>>672469573
No, don't.
>>672469720
I heard about this kid Wiremu who said his dad was coming home but when he opened the door there was nobody there.
>>672470068
OK cool! Haha.
>>672469082
Nope. Can't remember at all, it was a while ago.
>>672469573
>>672470201
Jesus fuck idbro your new personality is cringey as fuck
>>672470051
Same actually
>>672470336
That's not IDbro.
It's just a wannabe.
>>672470309
Lol oh, Lady Mary!
>>672470336
Mate.. idbro hasnt posted here in months..
>>672470336
I'm not IDbro, he's a cheap version of me. Why am I cringey!?
>>672470488
Fuck right off
Post cock pics ;)
>>672458413
>>672459676
Rolleston fag here
wearing my buttplug right now
feels so good
Dunners reporting.
G'day, fullas. How are we all?
>>672471210
wew. Rollie, wew I feel sorry for you dude. Army?
SENPAI DO YOU FEEL LIKE DRAWING A STORY WITH ME
>>672471862
BAELISH!
any palmy fags here?
Bump?
Hey does anyone remember that movie/documentary about Wellington's 'Big One"?
It came out in 2008. It was called aftershock. For fucking ages I've been trying to find it online, but it's nowhere. The closest I've found was a 20 min verson on TVNZ on demand.
I just watched that 20 min version without realising it was just an excerpt.
Now I've got the movie blueballs.
Someone help.
BUMP FOR SENPAI!
>>672469720
Used to live in Rotorua. One Sunday night took my grandads car with his permission for a cruise with mates. Ended up in the Kaingaroa Forest. Summer night, real warm, full moon, could see for miles. Stopped the car just walked around, sat on the bonnet smoking cigs, drinking bottle of whiskey, talking shit. We were all a bit freaked out but not sure why, not like anyone was watching us, but an eerie feeling all the same.
About 3 am decided no point driving home, just crashed out in the car.
Woken at 5 when the car boot sprung open. Didn't freak me out til days later. Just got out, shut it and went back to sleep. Seriously, how does a boot open by itself?
Oh also a fog had rolled in at it got super cold.
I know not real scarey, you probs just had to be there. Great times. I miss those guys.
Heyy friends <3
>>672470794
you first :)
>>672471471
pics :)
>>672473034
tfw i have him on kik
Best place to visit in NZ?
>>672473537
>I miss those guys.
Because you killed them in the Kaingaroa forest?
>>672473727
Gore
>>672473727
Australia
>>672473727
Joshie's house.
>>672473837
Im from Australia... Sydney specifically
>>672473689
Lucky :)
>>672457409
I swear there are always cunts from our year on here
>>672471936
ye palmy here
any massey students here?
SENPAI WHERE ARE YOU!
>>672473727
Wellington, go watch Wellington Phoenix play
>>672469079
Considering he ran a drug trafficking operation amongst other seedy shit its probably closer to Hastings
>>672473727
Bay of Plenty
>>672474026
are you John Smith
>>672474006
Probs bruh
>>672474181
nah bro
>>672474121
#savethenix
>>672474205
post one of you pics for prof
>>672474223
That nosepass is a fucking scrub, even torchic shits on him and hes super effective
>>672474344
What do you mean!?
>>672473784
Had to be done. They knew too much.
>>672474485
YOUR NOT SENPAI!
Remuera reporting in
broke up with GF of 3yrs today.
weirdest relationship of all time. She's introverted, I'm more extroverted.
I'm not even that sad about it, I just feel empty and loss.
Just so fuckin desensitized to everything these days.
>>672474369
Its to technical for the ai to use properly, specially at that level
>>672474340
are you cute?
>>672463913
Sgunnon tugs
Anybody here go to Onslow College?
>>672457336
Chick I know did
>>672474882
mite b
>>672474755
BUT YOU CANT BE MY SENPAI BECAUSE YOU NOTICED ME
>>672474965
s-show me
>>672457553
Do you know Terry? Young dude with a kid
nyt
>>672474755
YOU MAY NOT BE THE REAL SENPAI BUT YOU CAN STILL pLAY THE GAME
i post a ms paint pic
then you post a ms panit pic to follow up on my pic here ill start
SENPAI YOU FIND ME PASSED OUT ON A TRAIN WHAT DO YOU DO
>>672466486
Same, but you never reply to me, you fuck
>>672467106
Zacs little brother??
>>672474951
Hang on. Is onslow college in wellington? Wasn't there some shit on /pol/ today about you getting gender neutral toilets?
Ffs that made me rage hard. I hate, no actually despise mentally ill special snowflakes who think they're in the wrong bodies. Makes me sick. And I hate how were having this inclusive bullshit forced down our throats.
Love puppies though. And purposefully waking up early on days I don't have to get up. Just to enjoy that feeling knowing don't have to get out of bed.
I just shot up heroine in a k Rd public toilet. ama.
>>672475987
NAH I THINK IM OK BUT CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE W ARE?
I AM LONELY
>>672476027
I could easily believe that considering we have an LGBTQ group and literally the other day the girl who leads it, who is an overweight dyke (like literal meme tier), came up in front of assembly and talked about it, even seriously using the word cis.
Honestly, I don't have anything against trans people just the whole unisex toilets shit.
Is the thread still going, I'd love to see it
>>672476943
THEN FIND YOUR SENPAI AND BUG ThE FUCK OUTTA THEM!!!
>>672477017
I'm trying anon, i just want a boyfriend ;~;
>>672476972
>>672476027
Nvm found it. Fuck my life, yes it is our school. I can't wait to tell my friends.
>>672468715
haha good, i hope the cumsluts reputation is ruined and she kills herself
>>672476766
"Hell..."
>>672476972
Nah mate was about 5pm. I skipped it thinking it must've been some random place in the states also called Wellington.
There was a pic of three students, a bloke called smith, and two chicks, one had a Jewish name like Greenberg the other I didn't pay any attn too.
I'm sorry for your loss. What suburb is onslow in anyway. I'm in wellington heaps never even heard of it.
>>672477238
On its still there ay. Might go suss it out.
>>672477479
Those were wellington high students. We're in Johnsonville, is honestly a great school but because it's a really accepting place and there's little bullying there's a LOT of betas and SJW types.
Pic related was with the thread, here's the article... http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/wellington/77457959/Wellington-High-Onslow-College-get-gender-neutral-bathrooms
OH HEY
who wants to post their face?
>>672476766
>>672477330
"here we are governed by one supreme leader. ritanon."
>>672477330
WELL I GUESS WE ARE FUCK!
SO HOW DID YOU END UP HERE?
m 20 henderson
>>672477984
"I am unsure of this. Only you are. You must find these answers yourself. Well, you better find out fast... we dont want HIM finding out you're here!"
>>672477800
Cheers dude. Driven through j'ville like a million times. I've checked out the article. Gonna sign off, can't sleep tonight, real warm here in Chch. Family guys just started. Decided to treat this like a weekend night, am gonna stay home tomorrow
>>672477185
go ride chads cock and swallow some more semen you fucking cumslut
>>672478355
IV FOUND THE ANSWER IT WAS IN MY POCKET
BUT IV LOST MY TICKET!!!!
YA THINK I CAN SNEAK PAST THE MAIN GATES
>>672478766
Do you have a chad in mind?
>>672478937
your a fucking female, just walk into a bar and ask for sex simple as that.
>>672477932
I will but why?
>>672479055
just wondering what everyone looks like, i will if others do
>>672479044
>your a fucking female
lol :P
>>672478780
"Pitiful boy, you take me for a fool? I suggest you leave immediately!"
>>672477800
My penis doesn't know how to feel about that photo.
>>672479341
Look like my cousin, but not as black
>>672479341
HEH of course it would be glorious GN
>>672479519
>but not as black
>>672461137
Bit late to the party... I'm cheffing in Central Otago
>>672479573
Lol ah, look, Mister Rugby thighs himself.
>>672479315
BUT MY FRIENDS ALREADY IN THERE AND HE HAS MY PHONE!
>>672479465
You can clock the ones on the left and right as male. The left is obvious, and for the right only a beta faggot would dress so abysmally. The middle is anybody's guess, but I'd say MtF tranny based on the jawline. It'd be easier to tell if they weren't smiling.
>>672479790
How often do you go to Thailand?
>>672479341
you are gorgeous
>>672480083
hands off! HES MINE
>>672479790
The one on the left is likely the only grill
>>672479934
Am I a newfag or do I just not get this?
>>672480385
Thailand is pretty famous for ladyboys. Are you new?
>>672479736
"It's over for him. ritanon is coming... quick..."
Sup fags, the baddest bitch is back
>>672480199
I'll fucking fight you.
>>672480650
naked?
>>672480475
Not super new, but newer than most yeah. Is your name Max?
>>672480612
I fucking kept telling idbro not to smoke.... And now he has lung cancer.
>>672479573
On a side not you really need to lift, you've got the frame for it already, look at yourself!
>>672480083
no u r
>>672457558
Hamilton fag is the premium kind of fag
>>672480612
kek'd
>>672480703
hope you like vagina Joshie
xx
>>672480612
This is the closest we will get to finding out what IDbro looks like.
>>672480612
MAD THE REAL SENPAI IS HERE!!!!
>>672480795
g-grossssss :^)
>>672480612
still keeping it 300?
>>672480576
BUT MY PHONE IS FULL OF DICK PIC I DONT WANT OTHERS TO SEE
>>672477800
I'd hit the one in the middle harder than the kahui twins.
TFW I cum on your bitches face
>>672481711
Haha I remember when he posted a picture of his cum.
I'm tiiiiired
When will I get some cuddly guy or girl to lure me into bed ;w;
>>672481913
Pic? I might; )
SENPAI WHERES YOUR REPLY!!!!
