Ok /b/, i never see any good raids. Soo lets raid omegle, go into question mode
>pic related
and most the most horrible shit you can thing of, i want to see you guys flood it! Lots of r3dd1t fags and tumblr cunts there!
Come on /b/! Lets make omegle great again
wee little cunt
>>672439222
Dont mind my trips, but lets go faggots!
I'm down
Did i dew it right? OP?
Bump the fucking thread niggers
Damn, made a Dan Raid thread for nothing
>>672441441
That post number tho
>>672439222
gtfo newfag
sage goes in all fields
>>672439222
>good raids
>raid omegle
Pick one, trips of tardary.
>>672441665
>sage
>all fields
You realise you are on /b/ right?
>>672441860
Omegle raids are funny
Make a better raid thread then faggot
Not the greatest thing but I found it funny lol
lezz do this /b/
They shared their kiks.
Do your thing /b/
>>672440375
ew memes
>>672443988
kekd
>>672443502
nypa
>>672444408
>you have nothing better to do on 4chan anyways
>>672443502
Wow these two are fucking robots i swear
>Kek
>>672443988
so gud
DAN TIME? DAN TIME! FINALLY!
What did I get myself into
>>672445013
you are not doing it right, you fucking moron. Read the OP, dickbutt
>How did you and daddy meet?
>On omegle when some faggot asked us if we would rape the twin towers
They are still talking btw
>>672445629
Sorry, the question got cut off
i'm assuming one of you guys did this question
>>672445205
What in the actual fucking fuck?
>>672445629
>>672445718
I ALMOST had a kik/snap posted, but the bitch eileen pussied out.
>>672445343
GI'd damn it I thought it was dan time, I'll make a dan thread later
>>672446000
check'd
HOLY FUCK OMFG WHAT THE FUCK?
>>672446371
Is this kid retarded?
>>672445205
They're still going, I don't know how but they still are
This is Moonman reporting in. Let's purify America together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_4w9W9zYuU
>>672446371
Here is the full convo, this guy is talking to me on kik now...
>>672446371
>All caps
>OMFG
Stay off 4chan, you fucking normie queer
holy shit. ive got the best one going right now. you just wait til theyre finished an ill post the whole thing
>>672446897
Sorry, i forgot americans have not invented satire comedy...
My mistake
This one has promise
Oh god
What have I done
>>672446897
>normie
Do you want to know how I know that you are a normalfag?
>>672447079
>>672446897
This nigga low key roasted you
>>672448130
Holy fuck, that was me, asking if you were lezzie
>>672448130
SO ITS FUCKING YOU?
>>672448250
kek
I seem to have started a nice, logical argument here.
>>672448432
Sorry, did not attach image.
Kek
Ooga booga
>>672448524
lmao thats me nigga
Stranger 1: ALL YOU FUCKING JEWS DESERVE TO BE ATTACKED
>>672449138
Stranger 1: MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T A STINKY FUCKING JEW THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED
Retards posted kik lol
Stranger 2 did his job
>>672449777
nice trips
Dude I thought I had someone about to give away a kik, but the other person said nah
This one is for all the immigrants and so called "refugees"
You say our food is not good? Fuck you. I'll rip you to shreds
And serve you in my spaghetti
Sometimes a liberal wants to be altruistic
But instead you'll see that he is just autistic
He pays no attention to the crime statistics
And he also ignores their characteristics
Yet he expects the white man to supply logistics
I'm talking of course about those immigrant apes
Whether they're from Africa or Mexico I'm sure you can relate
To answer this problem there is simply no debate
We gotta send them all back in a wooden crate
Or grab our guns and increase the murder rate
There's something I know and I know it for sure
There's a disease in our lands and my bullet is the cure
I'll simply kill everyone I see who isn't pure
I'll have to go on an immigrant-slaying lunar tour
I'll keep killing until our white homeland is secure
Have you ever notice they're all men who are mature
Who want to have sex with our feminist whores
It's all part of the plan to destroy us some more
But they might get a lot more than they asked for
Because it's only the beginning of the Great Race War
Fuck the immigrants
Fuck em all
We're gonna build a great wall
www DOT textuploader DOT com SLASH 5vfvu
check that shit
Fuckin retards, man.
>>672439222
ITT: /b/tards answering /b/tards' questions
Ill be the faggot to post it
OP!!!! are u the serb from omegle yesterday? I was the other btard who talked to you yesterday on this! sup /b/rother
Lmfao
Another kik lol
>>672451524
forty keks
He mad
contributing
>>672452444
aww goddamnit. i hadnt lost the game in years
>>672452653
I find the instant disconnects to be hilarious.
>>672452444
>>672452855
nice trips then dubs
>>672453210
and I didn't even check 'em, shit.
My husbando ran out on me.
No one is biting.
Wew lad.
ah im having fun. i love u guys.
Beautiful.
Stolen from another anon, thanks for the question bud
>>672455096
You're Welcome.
so
>>672455288
kekd and chekd
lol i kinda used someone elses idea with my own twist
Did one of you magnificent bastards start this?
This was beautiful
>>672455838
I think you took ideas from mine, nice haha
>>672453859
what the hell did I just watch?
1/4
>>672456636
2/4
This kid got fucking shot down lmfao
>>672456684
3/4
>>672456796
4/4
>>672456827
fucking nice find anon.
>>672446896
Jemima is a dead giveaway. Guy has to be at least 30. At least.
>>672447289
im going to try that but replace klan with trump, it sounds less like bait
>>672442330
its not a raid dickhead its asking dumb questions
>>672446591
Any more?
one of the funnier reactions.
Question to discuss:
I used to be proud to say I'm from Ferguson, but now it looks like a scene from black hawk down. Will Trump be able to fix our minority problem or is Cruz a better option?
Stranger 2: yes trump will
Stranger 2: don't even worrry about it
Stranger 1: That's an American problem
Stranger 2: where are you from stranger?
Stranger 1: All I know of Ferguson's the shooting
Stranger 2: I mean....what lesser nation anyway
Stranger 1: The one which provides all outsourcing for you
Stranger 2: oh China?
Stranger 2: or India?
Stranger 1: The latter
Stranger 2: that sucks
Stranger 2: you're like....the worst of the BRIC nations
Stranger 1: Perhaps
Stranger 2: not even perhaps
Stranger 2: its well known
Stranger 2: does it smell like human shit outside right now?
Stranger 1: Nope
Stranger 2: of course it does
Stranger 2: you're in india
Stranger 1: And here I thought I was talking to a reasonable human
Stranger 2: you're not
Stranger 2: I'm an American
Stranger 2: what's your name? Is it something super indian?
Stranger 2: my indian buddy is named Adythia, which I assume is pretty indian
Stranger 1: That would be Aditya if I'm not wrong
Stranger 2: you're wrong
Stranger 2: its Adythia
Stranger 2: at least.....on his facebook page
Stranger 1: Never heard of such a name
Stranger 2: well you're obviously a fake indian then
Stranger 1: As if someone would fake being an indian....
Stranger 2: that's true
Stranger 2: you guys do suck
Stranger 2: maybe a paki
Stranger 2: cause they suck harder
Stranger 1: This is actually quite hilarious
Stranger 2: I know
Stranger 2: I'm a funny fucker
Stranger 2: anyway
Stranger 2: how bad does india suck? I imagine the answer is "very"
Stranger 1: If India were a whore then she'd be the one who's be the one most in demand at least for the oral jovs
Stranger 1: *jobs
Stranger 2: okay
Stranger 2: that's an acceptable answer
>>672458654
dude just save the image
Hahahahaha
>>672458822
>>672458844
Two double dubs in a row
fuck commies lol
>>672458654
Stranger 2: okay
Stranger 2: that's an acceptable answer
Stranger 1: Yes , did I please my master?
Stranger 2: for real though isn't it weird being in transition from post colonial third world-ism to first world-ism?
Stranger 2: it was like Jewel of the british empire to ghandi to tech support real quick
Stranger 2: I mean don't get me wrong, you guys have gotten me out of some bad viruses from watching sketchy porn
Stranger 1: Well to tell you the truth most Indians kind of still live in the 18th century
Stranger 2: those fuckers
Stranger 1: Our population makes it very hard to govern or manage
Stranger 2: yeah there's a lot of yall
Stranger 2: let me ask you this
Stranger 2: are you aware that in America we have whole different type of Indian?
Stranger 1: Nope
Stranger 2: oh well we do
Stranger 1: What kind?
Stranger 2: the native peoples that whites basically genocided to make our great nation
Stranger 1: Oh!
Stranger 2: dumb fuck explorers a long time ago thought they landed in India
Stranger 1: Feathers
Stranger 2: so called them Indians
Stranger 2: a name that stuck
Stranger 2: yes! feathers!
Stranger 2: we differentiate in America with "feather vs. dot"
Stranger 2: or "call center vs. casino"
Stranger 1: I know GoodWillHunting made me aware
I'll just leave this here...
>>672458844
>why is everyone on here into inbreeding
Looks like /b/ is still alive and strong on omegle
my sides
>>672459500
that was me
>>672459664
it just keeps getting funnier every time I hit the new chat button
im stuck with these coons, send help
>>672459036
Stranger 2: that's a weird reference
Stranger 1: Dots and feathers
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 2: well they're a fucking problem
Stranger 1: How so?
Stranger 2: they always remind us of the whole genocide thing
Stranger 2: and also they're really poor and shitty at life
Stranger 2: .....cause of the genocide thing
Stranger 1: I believe a century has passed since the genocide right?
Stranger 1: Or perhaps mpre
Stranger 2: kinda
Stranger 1: *more
Stranger 2: we still fuck them pretty hard
Stranger 2: its actually not cool
Stranger 1: Happens everywhere
Stranger 2: they live in these gov't designated reservation areas that have no economy whatsoever
Stranger 2: and get into alcohol and other drugs pretty heavy
Stranger 2: and we actually pay them to stay there cause nobody wants to look at them
Stranger 1: We Indians often complain of racism we face but you'd be surprised how racist WE are to our OWn
Stranger 2: I'm sure
Stranger 2: caste system and whatnot
Stranger 2: what caste are you?
Stranger 1: Oh that's just the tip of iceberg
For the anon who i couldnt confess fast enough.
thanks lori
>>672443502
Unless I'm missing something, this is a conversation from the future where Trump was elected president right?
>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>Question to discuss:
>i thought about coming out to my father and im still not sure if it is a good idea
>Stranger: M
>You: don't orgasm in your parents
>You: it's a bad idea
>Stranger: Asl
>You: cyka blat
>Stranger: M or f?
>You: russian
>Stranger: M or f?
>You: russian
>Stranger has disconnected.
fucking russophobes
>>672461258
>>672444916
lost at this one
you fucking idiots
do you not know this exists?
this would be a much better thread
>>672461761
I'm 12 and what is this.
Whats with this autistic web comic?
Fucking kek
>>672448507
that question got me geeked bro
>>672462637
get the fuck out
>>672461603
Jesus God...
>>672463107
faggot
crash and burn
If you could spy on one tag, what would it be?
>>672463898
tumblr or lesbian
>>672463970
holly shit lesbian tag is filled with bots
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Message kruse.10 for groupchat
Stranger: yo
You: no
You: fatass
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: how old are you
You: 23
Stranger: I'm 18. do you have kik or instagram or nah
You: nah plus your a глупая сука котoрая не можеть есть пизду его матери блядь
Stranger: f**k you cabrón
You: at least you didnt fug ur mum
You: unlike me
Stranger: u are a female and f**k your mum
You: no fugged ur mum
Stranger: are u indian ??
You: сука блядь
Stranger: i don't know what the f**k that is
You: bitch whore i fuk ur mum
Stranger: i bet u are pretty
You: ur mum was pretty before i got her
Stranger: are u a lesbian
You: at least im not a faggot
Stranger: whatever i bet your pus*y stink
You: bitch whore
You: i fug ur sister
Stranger: stuck my d**k
You: ur mum sucked mine cyka bitch whore
Stranger:
Stranger: u shemale
You: нет я не могу отвечать хотя вы ещё кушаешь хы
Stranger has disconnected.
>>672463898
found win
https://i.imgur.com/bhDc8KS.png
if you'd been paying attention you'd already have known this was going to happen
kek
>>672463898
is this just a program you download?
>>672464931
context?
>>672465368
Why, yes. Yes it is.
I wouldn't trust any link on 4chan tbh but here:
https://a.pomf.cat/hsulsw.jar
>>672465441
https://a.pomf.cat/fzyemn.html <- conversation log
>>672439222
ask "is it still possible to contract STDs from a dead corpse?"
>>672465602
thanks anon
>>672447482
Not him but I'd like to know
Ive spent the last hour trying to convince someone not to kill themselves. Im too empathetic to be on /b/
hats off to you guys I wasn't prepared I almost pissed myself
had too much fun with this
Fucking riveting.
u mad bro?
yeah, u mad
>>672467420
My cheek is still melted off.
>>672467907
I think I found that same clueless fuck but.. I'm not sure its worth the energy to cap and post its kinda cringe
>>672468459
That was me fucking with you.
shout out to stranger 1
>>672467420
>>672467474
Yes im mad. Fuck you. Im going to bed.
Pssst, btw i love you daddyanon.
>>672468612
eh that's cool
>>672468956
Good night son.
>>672468918
Shit that was me.
Hi.
I'mma keep clickin
it's so easy to make trumptards validate every stereotype about them lol
>>672469155
ayyyy buddy
Dude.. you are fucking awesome. my sides are in orbit
I was hoping to get more fun replies out of this one.
that mad huh?
This is not the way I'm wanting it to go...
just you know... fyi
>>672471305
I was stranger 2 :(
>>672471672
I think the ratio of /b/tards to normalfags is kinda high right now tbh
>>672471605
Ahahaha that was me fam
this dude was fun.
>>672473029
Good stuff
Stranger 2 you are wonderful.
>>672473237
Part 2
>>672473154
lol
1/2
2/2
>>672473237
>>672473298
WHOA THAT'S EDGY!!!
seriously no reaction?
>>672465602
How do you run this?
>>672441873
Before sage did work on b sage and noko. Newfag
well okay then.
sonofabitch image limit hit
>>672475565
new thread then
>>672475766
new thread here
new thread >>672476022
>>672448858
whats having a boil? non engrishfag here