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Caturday.
K. I'll post my pussy
>>672319007
that's not a cat you moron
>>672319268
>it has a moustache
>cute little paws
>has fur
>somehow not a cat
>>672319268
is big cat
>>672319471
what's a klaxon?
>>672319007
>>672319330
>>672319456
I'm kinda high but I love these.
>>672319642
French name for a Touchy-Honky.
>>672319663
would you like some hugs?
>>672319797
wow, how's that even possible? gravity much?
>>672319797
oh a Touchy-Honky!
>>672319941
The tail lowers the gravity point and allows that cat to walk on its back legs. Or paws. Back paws.
Compared to a normal cat, I assume its head is way higer compared to the average cat.
>>672320031
>Cats are assholes.webm
>implying those babies didn't deserve it
>>672319456
not really, a wolf is not a big dog either
RETARD
>>672320139
>implying they did
>implying implications
MOAR!!!!!!
>>672320215
It actually is..
>>672320316
This cat is the most gorgeous cat ever
>>672320316
to bad for the nose. that kitty cud have been worth 100 thousand bucks
>>672320371
RETARD
>>672320458
>>672320215
However, this is not a cat or dog. This is a new species all together.
>>672320596
RETARD
>>672319817
Here, let me rub my scent all over you to make sure the other kitties know you're my human. Livin that bosses life
>>672320240
Question, do lions get scared of cucumbers?
RETARD
I'm out of webms, time to go for jifs.
>>672319797
>Tyrannosaurus Cat.webm
>>672320936
>not Catbaddon the Armless
>>672319007
Big cat. Eats a lot of cat food
>>672321294
Oops, sorry. I should stop putting everything in a single folder.
>>672319456
>tfw you'll never chill with your cheetahs
>>672321225
Why the dinosaurs got extinct. You do not fuck with cats.
>>672320215
>RETARD
no u
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_cat
The term big cat, while not a biological classification, is used informally to distinguish the larger felid species from smaller ones. A narrower definition includes four members of the genus Panthera: the tiger, lion, jaguar, and leopard. Members of this genus are the only cats with the ability to roar. A more expansive definition also includes the cougar, clouded leopard and cheetah. The clouded leopard is considered an evolutionary link between big and small cats.
Who the fuck started talking about wolves and dogs?
>>672321651
Looks more like it's thinking "hmm, it didn't taste bad, I'll save it for dinner."
>>672321598
I know this is bait, but on the chance you're genuinely this stupid, can i explain something very simple to you that you might not understand?
Big cats = cats
House cats = cats
Stupid cats = cats
All cats = cats
Just because you describe a housecat with the word 'cat' doesn't mean you can't describe a big cat with the word 'cat'.
It literally says cat in the name. They're still cats. You unbearable fuckazoid.
And with that, I think I posted everything.
>>672322277
what the FUCK
>>672319817
watched this like 7 times.
>>672322240
Man got a point.
>All cats = cats
>>672319007
https://shanachan.org/cats/
Celebrate here.
Oldfags remember the celebrations back in the day
>>672322759
the fuck
>>672322759
Schedule a psych.
>>672319817
i want a female bobcat
>her name will be bubsy
>>672323047
awwww
>>672319007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnwS5sPOzb0
Wait for it.
>>672322240
I'm >>672321598 and I'm on your side derpy. Did you read my post
>The term big cat, while not a biological classification, is used informally to distinguish the larger felid species from smaller ones.
I'm saying big cats are cats
>>672323185
How about this?
>>672319205
haha
>>672320125
it's better with sound.
>>672323351
Octopussy.gif
>>672323059
I want one of the Canadian ones with the giant floppy feets!
>>672323047
holy shit bruh
i'm dead
i can't
i just can't even
>>672323047
Cuteness in its purest form
>>672320478
It's color corrected to all hell, though it is really pretty.
>>672322759
this is Tweely-Sue, she's 14 years old.
>>672322759
Good luck putting that thing out.
>>672321093
this one always makes me laugh. fuck dogs.
>>672324196
Grow older gracefully, Tweely-Sue.
>>672324200
Grab her chin and her neck with both your hands.
Twist her head around until you hear a snapping sound and she goes flaccid.
>>672324342
thank you :)
/x/philes answering.
>>672324618
Tweely-Sue is a 10/10 for me.
>>672324159
I need one of these. for ...reasons
>>672323886
Not again, Jimmy! I'm cleaning myself over here.
I have no clue if what I'm posting is a cat or not.
>>672322759
This is fake
>>672324843
>.reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSxKaQr-YbQ
>>672325269
First this island, tomorrow the world.
>>672325269
THE CAT COMMUNITY FROWNS UPON YOUR SHENANIGANS
>>672325153
oooh I bet that tongue hurts.
>>672325239
Stan! Open this door, I can see you! Stan!?!
>>672320031
>>672320139
stop posting babies in cat threads you desperate middle aged single mothers
>>672325634
Is this the original? Or another shop?
>>672322635
I love this xD
>>672325565
Khajiit has ice cream if you got the coin.
>>672325863
What is this?
>>672326216
A cat.
>>672322277
Checked
>>672325345
this is already any town or village in russia
>>672320215
God damn, youre a tard
>>672326673
Well, I actually don't know. But, there's an island in Japan that is basically ruled by cats. I thought it was that island.
>>672322759
I bet she's a freak in bed
>>672327432
You forget the most important rule.
>>672327566
Which is?
>>672327722
Never put your dick in crazy
>>672327858
Just the tip
>>672325033
dude, what game?
>>672328047
fair enough
>>672325793
I didn't post that one, but I believe it's the original
>>672324277
F A G G O T
A O
G G
G G
O A
T O G G A F
>>672324277
why not love both?
>>672323351
the most purrfect lifeform imaginable
>>672329647
I.Can't.Reach.The.Remote
>>672328384
Rome 2 Total War if I remember right. Or Attila.
>>672320125
Actually, it usually just points its tail straight up, to increase weight on the pelvis and increase clockwise torque on forward movement.
>>672329939
Cute, would love to smell that belly.
>>672330157
>smell that belly.
>>672330222
You know, that smell of cats belly? No? When they just cleaned themselves. Smells like heaven.
Cat(s?
>>672329187
The catch 22 of life. Crazy is the easiest most fun pussy to score
my new cat
>>672330482
you fockin wot
>>672330801
And the hardest to get rid of.
>>672330985
At least I'm not trying to fuck my cat, or torturing him, or some shit like that.
>>672324277
E D G Y
D
G
Y
>>672331338
i guess yea. Smelling his/her belly is ok
>>672320215
Wolves and dogs can produce fertile offspring; while whites and Australian Aboriginals can't. Wolves are closer to being dogs than Abbos being human.
>>672331797
its not like whites and abbos cant, its more that no one wants to
>>672331797
>while whites and Australian Aboriginals can't.
that's not really true......is it?
>>672331797
Genius... check the wikipedia out!
"In Australia, the term half-caste was widely used in the 19th- and early-20th-century British commonwealth laws to refer to the offspring of White colonists and the Aboriginal natives of the continent"
>>672331773
cats with faces like that always remind me of Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle
THIS IS MY PERSONAL CAT I HAVE A BUSINESS CAT TOO FOR HANDLING THE CLIENTS AND ANOTHER CAT JUST AS A SIDE STASH IN CASE I RUN OUT
>>672332210
thats awesome man
>>672332206
Haha I see what ur saying
>>672332149
But can those kids have kids is what was said
>>672332298
Haha I'm bout to take a pic of my cat with some gay shit gimme a sec
>>672332442
Okay this caturday so Fuck off about aborigionals
Bad assed cat. Norwegian forest cat
>>672333015
That must be heavy.
>>672320139
RKO
>>672325634
Because Cat tongues hurt...
Think sandpaper against your skin
>>672319456
>mfw my sister took two cheetahs for a walk when she went to Zambia
>mfw I've never left Europe in my life
Why do I fail?
Here is meh cat
Took it at the right moment
>>672333660
therefore I would assume big cats have much rougher tongues.
>>672333772
Exactly
>>672320316
damn, that is a beautiful cat
>>672333207
who cares. YOU GOT A LION ON YOUR LAP WHICH IS AWESOME
Mine
>>672333926
not a cat
>>672334270
He did say "bitch"...
>>672332883
good 1 m8
>>672334117
would smell belly/10
>>672334459
jeeli beeli gumi candi?
Pic not related
>>672325292
The feline masses cannot handle the juicy deliciousness of my cucumber brethren.
>>672334365
yes but this is not a Bitchurday thread, now is it?
>>672325153
And then they fucked.
>>672319007
I do that to my cat all the time.
Wanted to make a space hat but this the best I could do for my cat it's a cape.. Maybe there's something else I could do but she won't stand still
>>672336599
Is that tin foil?
Nigga if you aint careful shes gonna slit her throat
>>672332210
Noice, I used to have a tortoiseshell cat and she was a big ball o fun
>>672336797
Lol ok.. I took it off she's not wearing it still
>>672319460
>>672330972
>>672333802
samefag all the way
Nearing image limit.
Must reach to have a successful caturday.
>>672319797
cat dinosaurs closest relatives, confirmed
>>672336835
That's cool i didn't know she could be either.. Looks like a calico cat as well
Nice to meet you kitten
come on muh niggas!
only need 10 more images for fully correct caturady thread.
>>672319663
Looks like you're on the rocky road to becoming the best!
>>672319007
lucky bastard
>>672320031
HIS NAME IS JOHN CEEEENAAAA
2 more images besides this one.
come on muh niggas.
>>672320458
fine faggots I'll drive it home myself
>>672336928
Try something softer, not to tight, but still beautiful next time
fuck yeah!
successful caturday thread achieved.
ty my catfag brethren.
>>672325033
I'm pretty sure it's not a cat
>>672320383
fucking kek'd
>>672319007
Go back to memebase faggots
>>672329704
So pretty!
>>672323351
General Grievous' cat
>>672323703
"i know where you live"
>>672334117
Cute, looks almost exactly like mine!
>>672337500
Dubs
>>672336599
Dubs
>>672325292
assholes... they think they are snakes
>>672335955
Dubs
>>672330222
Trips
>>672324416
majestic
>>672333015
spread that pussy open
>>672333716
Why not simply leave europe then? You obviously want to, so the easiest option would be to do it.
They always look for volounteers in the Harnas Wildlife Rescue Center. AFAIK they will help you with financing the flight as well.
>>672338214
Yea maybe I'll make a little renaissance hat 4 her lmao
>>672320689
Woah, that was uncalled for
>>672339586
Make a Ezio Assassins Creed hood, makes sense since cats are good at parkour
>>672339878
Ok let's see.. My mom's got all this stuff for sewing I could def make something of she has some fabric
>>672340913
*if*
>>672324395
Stop describing how you masturbate.
>>672334699
It's because its green and cat see in a degrade of green. so dark green is like a black hole for them
>>672331338
Interesting that you went there from talking about belly smelling, tho...
>>672339099
Woah checkd
>>672319053
That's pretty funny. Cats are such little pieces of shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_re4plpZHQ
>>672340913
Your cat shall be a master assassin!!
By the end of it, this shall be your cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnk15Wf6xMU&ab_channel=Mr.TVCow
>>672332789
It's not that the cat is so badass. it's that the fox is more pussy than the cat.
>>672337549
>>672337783
Keys!
http://entertainment.ie/trending/news/Photo-Goal-Kitty-is-the-internets-new-favourite-cat-for-obvious-reasons/377940.htm
>>672329476
And then it was eaten
>>672333015
Why is he naked, though
>>672341516
Haha that video!
>>672324159
Wow, what breed of cat is this?
>>672342426
Videos like that are the meaning of caturday
>>672319797
Katgaroo!
>>672319053
>>672319280
NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>672319268
THIS NIGGA JUST WENT FULL RETARD
>>672342771
I agree
>>672320316
wow
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>672338047
kek
>>672320316
what kind of cat is this ?!?!?
>>672320689
thank you
>>672320881
Yonkers. Just like Yonkers.
>>672320316
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>672329647
I have that same couch and the cushions ALWAYS have huge gaps.
