>>672307815
the fuck are you talking about? most people here would tap that

>>672308957
>>672309009
why these people lie about their age?

>>672307815
she looks badly drawn
would still sex her if I could

>>672309488

>most

i think you mean your pathetic ass

/drops a nut on op pic face

>>672308957
i would swipe right, tell her to bring me some chinese food

>>672307815
So sad. 23 and a cripple. But I still do her. She's kinda cute.

>>672307815
She's a woman, she's getting attention from someone.

>>672309009
>full time legend
Kek

>>672309009
She looks like Niko Bellic

>>672307815
I'd fuck that....

>>672309009

OK so we all know her age is bullshit, but isn't the point of a lie supposed to be that it's still at least believable? Unless she's a fucking meth head prostitute with cigarette burns all over her skin, she is not 33.

>>672309009
>proper tasty

>>672307815
Tits look cracking

>>672307815

Her face and tits looks good!

As long as she isn't some drooling, babbling mess, I'd seriously consider it.

>>672309507
>>672310009
browsing profiles on okcupid, you white people in your 30s often do look like that

>>672307815
kinda cute and fuckable. , I hope that's not the chairs battery warning!

>>672307815

I'd focus all of my time on those tits of hers. Just think that getting fucked by a strong able bodied male would change her entire life.

>>672310192
>2016
>not having a fetish for mentally barely-there invalids that are a babbling mess.

>>672309009
Professor Snape is that you?

>>672310274

>Niggers age like beef jerky
>Jews don't age, they just turn to dust

Get an asian woman if you're worried about ageing. Take heed though, it eventually all catches up on them and they age overnight like a pear.

>>672310577

Thank you, Karl Pilkington.

But seriously though, an Asian woman ages out of nowhere. You bed some young fine piece of Asian pussy and wake up with her grandmother

>>672310577
They have flat faces and asses.

All women lie about their age and men lie about their height

>>672310808

Don't forget the sideways pussies

>>672310808
Nigger asses ftw

Accidently swiped. Fuckit, dont pretend to have standards kent

>>672310458

>underrated
>Fucking kek'd

>>672311000
Just ignore her if she likes you back. That's what they do to me when they must have accidentally swiped right. :(

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not tinder, but similar!

i fucked her huge ass so rough...she loved it

>>672307815
I'd pull the dried shit out of her ass.

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>>672311205
so true

>mfw i know that feel

>>672311000

Nice full house, man. It's a sign...penetrate that tight slit. Throw her around like a rag doll because that's exactly what she is.

I'm a moderately attractive person, with a long term girlfriend and a kid, and a decent dick, and I would plow every chick posted so far. You know they would put some real effort into it and probably let you do just about anything.

Especially the chick in the wheel chair. Booty hole all night, she wouldn't know the difference.

>>672311594

Exactly. If you don't leave a crippled bitch bleeding after you fuck them, then you did not do your job.

>>672311869
>>672311594
You sound like the bad guy from an episode of Law & Order: SVU.

>>672311594
>Booty hole all night, she wouldn't know the difference
Kek

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>>672311927
lmao m8

>>672307815

no way, I'd fuck her. What? I have a crazy bucket list

This thread makes me sick
Thank Christ I'm a fag

>>672312135
If Christ had anything to do with it you'd already be in hell faggot

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>>672312225
top crick

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>>672312310

>>672312225
Thank christ I am an atheist then

So easy to get laid if you are a gayboy. Straights be so jel

>>672311927

You act like this is a bad thing.

I'd be on one of the episodes where the bad guy wins, off on a technicality.

>>672310874
That's true actually....

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>>672312135
>>672312225

>>672312530
in Hell Satan will stretch you so wide you'll fall through your own asshole

>>672307815

Are you kidding me? Id fuck this bitch so hard and fucked up shed walk just to get away from all the depraved shit ID do to her....

>>672312543
Which one, the ludicrous Ludicrous episode? Where Ludicrous must have written the script himself where he outsmarts EVERYONE and everyone gets fucked over? Until they ignored it in the next episode, when Ludicrous left the set.

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>>672307815
I'd fuck her so good that she wouldn't be able to walk for a week.

/b/ would fuck a rattlesnake if it could get another guy to hold the head

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>>672313290
>OC Tinder trolling

lel

>>672313420
>>672313462
That's a real tranny or shooped?

>>672313462
Source

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>>672312530

Have fun dying before your 35th birthday.

>>672307815
Dude, clearly that handjob game is pretty strong.

>>672312530
Ever notice the connection between atheism and homosexuality? Most homosexuals are atheists, and most atheists are homosexuals.

atheism = homosexuality

>>672307815
not my proudest boner

>>672313697

Gaytheism is real

>>672313697

Don't forget vegans.

>>672313803
Religious homosexuals probably view God in a gay sexual way, like a father that molests them or some shit. It wouldn't surprise me.

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>>672313544
Real bro

>>672311346
What is the app called?

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>>672313697
Ever notice the connection between retards and religion? Most retards are religious, and most religious people are retards

>>672314095
That's only because most people in general are retards.

>>672313413
Your cuck is showing.

>>672314235
No, just pointing out the fact that she's a hypocrite with something I know is true, that she's never dated a non-white.

>>672314272
What's wrong with this girl? Looks good to me.

>>672314372
I'd hit that

>>672312135
You're already sick

>>672307815
Would fuck/10

>>672309009
The Legend of The Old Man-Faced Tranny

>>672313917
Fucking homos probably jack it to shirtless jesus on the cross. degenerates

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I've posted this in tinder threads before but I have an update. I saw the girl walking in on the train I was on. Dubs get the creep shots.

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true story I would fuck every single person posted itt

>>672307815
She's probably the nicest and sweetest girl you'll never give a chance

>>672314347

Um, yes please.

>MOAR

>>672314641
Let's see em

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>>672314641

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>Win
>Thread

>>672314641
roll

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>>672314641
Just post them

>>672314424

Only chick ever that could say squirrelkin and I'd actually believe her.

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>>672314641

>>672314759
no you didn't
>>672313995

>>672314748
She isn't even bad. 6/10

>>672314372
Kinda looks like Scully and Mulder mixed together

>>672314641
reroll

>>672314272
megabrows, but everything else seems good. would have to see the body tho.

>>672314372
what's the problem here? face looks somewhat manly, but not shitty enough for this thread, does it?

>>672314450
bitch stole her grill from a baby, creepy

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>>672314743
Reroll.

>>672314686
This

>>672314848
It's a guy, you fucking retard.

>>672314686
You don't need to defend her, I'm sure she can stand up for herself

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>>672314900

>>672314607
wow, marilyn manson has really let himself go

>>672314569
i would fuck a midget

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>>672314939
FUCKIN KEK

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>>672314900
Noice

>>672314272
Muslim and uni-brow. After you lose your virginity you might be a little more selective.

>>672314759
Id like to smash her patriarchy

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>>672315000

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>>672310874
>>672312638

What?

>>672314996
she's hot too, I mean for a midget

>>672315145
Is that drool?

>>672309707
nope id tap that two, so I guess that makes two

>>672314748
Straight hoe; would bang

>>672314316
>>672313995
Are there still people doubting that these beasts are a lower species than actual humans? Bitched look like their mothers got raped by gorillas.

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>>672307815
holy shit OP charge your phone right fucking now
that aint no joke do it now, now, now

>>672314295
Nothing wrong here.

>>672314759
Its said the camera takes away a chromosome or two

>>672314569
ITT = no hope
there is someone with a fetish for this out ther
also would do it for the story

>>672314399
Holy shit anon what is that and why do 6 people you know also know it?

>>672314372
Looks like the wife from malcom in the middle

>>672315360
You do know that downs syndrome has one too many chromosomes, right?

>>672314424
Why do girls even put up pictures of themselves with a hotter friend? No one will believe that you're the better looking one, in fact, you'll look even more shitty because now there's a direct comparison...

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>>672314666
>>672314748
>>672314803
>>672315145
>tfw Full time mummy

>>672314900
Hahah. German i See.

>>672314569
Holy fuck, I would hit that so hard.

>>672314372
That is a whole lot of brightness saturation to do the job that makeup couldn't do. Bet is she is more like 35.

>>672314900
>>672315000
have you sold your soul or something

>>672315454
Nope, Swedish.

>>672315227
At least you know you aren't being catfished.

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>>672314641
looks like a poorly made blow up doll

>>672315524
Why do you say that?

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>>672314800

>>672314569
I'd date a midget
My tiny dick would feel huge to her

>>672315542
this gives me the weirdest boner

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>>672314748 Full Time Mummy

>>672315558
that's some demon-grade dubs-magic you have there

>>672311346
You again, dude?
Everyone already told you how disgusting she is...

>>672309009
Fucking egg shit, she's got a full helping of man face

I don't even

>>672315227
Or... Or, maybe it is s drop dead gorgeous woman is is catfishishing; wanting someone who loves her for her. But on POF, the Wal-Mart of dating apps? Doubtful.

>>672310009
Not necessarily lying. She's probably just a heavy smoker and never exercises. The lighting probably contributes too.

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>mfw too insecure to use dating apps

ITT faggots who pretend they have standards

>>672315198
Moist lips

>>672315624
Ah, you noticed. No, it's just that any image of "it" creates dubs.

>>672315227
Professional Ugly

>>672314347
she must have dissed you bro

>>672309009
thats a man.

>>672315661
Eh. Not bad. Not great. Doesn't belong here though with these monsters.

>>672315661
are you seriously, 10/10

>>672315542
She has a nice body tho.

>>672315736
all my 7"x6.5" up that cute asshole

>>672315736
I would fuck that shit for years before getting tired.

>>672313544
>That's a real tranny or shooped?

Who the fuck is shooping trannys anon, fuckin lold

>>672314410
You're actually never going to get a girl, fag

>>672315661

I'd fuck her now, but with that face she's going to age like bread, not like wine.

>>672314759
She looks like you'd take her out to dinner ad she'd order algae.

>>672315855
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
it looks like lenny face

>>672315813
stop posting fuckin average people you're killing the thread

>>672307815
I would post a pic of myself but I'm too virgin for this

>>672315874
It's called trolling with a fake profile dumbass. You sound like a fucking female.

>>672315929
do you actually think that's average?

>>672314424
AYY LMAO

>>672314686

cuck

>>672313697
gays become atheists because religion does not enable them to be gay.
at some point religion will allow fags to be fags, because of money, just what happened to limbo, fucking morons, i liked limbo, it was the only thing that made sense.

>>672314347
>24

KEK

>>672315227
Welcome to London.

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>>672314316
But which one is Asta

Also what kinda asianigger shit name is Asta

>>672314900
Looks like a man. I can't laugh at this. I just feel sorry for... It.

>>672315542
would bng

>>672315542
theres no way this is human

>>672315661
>mad cause she un-matched

the post

>>672315227
dat underbite

>>672315885
You fucking HUEHUEHUE Nigger. Stop posting from your shitty country with your shitty internet. ALL People you find on your app are ugly. Bcuz country y'know

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>>672316115
ayyyy lmao

>>672315736
i thought she was hot until i read the bio, im still think shes hot though, am i gay?

>>672314372
thatsamanbaby.jpg

>>672315855
Lets lie and say we met on the fucking mothership jesus christ

she had another that said "message first, be a man"

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>>672314095
loser

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>>672316184
yes, but thats ok

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>>672315534
Kekkity keks

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>>672316164
>shitty internet

>>672316235
Maybe the Oblivion character creation is pretty realistic after all then.

>>672316235
>>672316165
>>672315542
if it gets a plastic surgery to get cat mouth and ears, would become beauty as fuck.

>>672315661
Be there or be square they said.

Too bad she didn't listen.

>>672309884
I was gonna say that man:/

>>672314569
this post is proof why you shouldn't swipe right on everyone

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>>672316353
always some freak on the chan.
>cat fucker

>>672314994
Kek

The ironing is many of you is probaly lonely

>>672316323
Maybe as long as you get on a server in your shitty third-world country, then yes. But try a European server or a American one.

>>672316323
I don't know what any of that means but you're a sand nigger

>>672316482
>The ironing

>>672315658
Fuck off cancer

>>672316545
>>672316545
Because you need to straighten your shit out

>>672310400
I waited for this response anon, thank you

>>672316578
>>672315736
Would fuck / 10
Both of them

>>672312006
This

>>672316235
She's a lycan bro leave her alone she just wants some blood

>>672316482
>ironing
>Freudian slip
I found the femanon

>>672315448
haahahaha

>>672313413
You suuuure got her dude

>>672315885
>only posting girls that are 16 and 17
That means you're under 18
Underage ban pls

>>672316710
It's a fake profile dumbass. It's meant for trolling. Woman.

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>>672314800

I've been thinking I should check out Tinder.

I'm not thinking about it anymore.

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tinder midget

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>>672313413
>I've dated plenty

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>>672316482
Got me

>>672315542
I bet you 5000dollars that the CEO of alienware saw this picture and came up with the company name.

>>672314759
Did you buy your phone in a parallel universe?

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tinder dwarf

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>>672310274
>you white people
>nigger detected

>>672316840
dude, fuck that!

>>672316559
Fuck off cancer

>>672316905
YES

>>672316782
I think what he's trying to say is that you suck at trolling.

There's no joke, no build-up, no subtlety. You literally just went "Nigger lol" and then tried to berate her in a really weird, tryhard, "I'm so insecure that you won't fuck me" type of way for reacting as expected.