I've anally masterbuated a lot, im a straight male.

>>672300832
I masturbate by using a vibrator to jam my dick back into my pubis and then crank it up. I do this in public all the time.

i jerk off thinking about my wife, her mom and sister sucking me off. i envision them covered in cum and licking it off each other.

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Yes, we have

i'm not gay >_>

I sucked a kids dick when I was 7 in his club house. He also peed all over me

>>672301132
how old was he?

>>672301132
Me too anon, except I was 10

>>672301132
Every time I take out my little sister for a day with the big bro, I fuck her, and I hate it so much, but she's so cute.
We've only fucked 4 times though.

17/11
19/13
20/14
22/16 currently

peed and came in my step moms shampoo when i was 13

>>672301189
48

>>672301189
He was the same age...I haven't talked to him in 10+ years and still wonder if he remembers it

>>672301382
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>672300832
When I was still a teen, I had my first serious girlfriend (Serious being, not some emofag girl i met on facebook and fingered in a park or something) I was out with some friends, Weird friends from college. We'd slowly pushed the limits since we met, one of them paid me to masturbate and cum in front of them. We went to the park one day, and we knew about a small clearing, almost wood like, with cut down trees, no one went there because at night loud weed smoking teenagers would have parties there. We went up there to chill during the day, because we're all poor. And I can't remember exactly how, but it got to the point we had 3 guys, and 2 girls, all mastubrating in the woods. I also took my girlfriend off for a quick blowjob in the woods, we broke up a year ago, whenever I bring it up even subtly she seems in a state of denial

>>672301382
wow, a day with big bro only once every 4 years?

>>672301382
You fucked an 11 year old?

Like 70% sure I got a handjob from a post op tranny

>>672301795
*2

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my secret is that i've ran out of made up secrets, and I sure as fuck aint gonna post real secrets on a fucking website that logs and archives everything posted on it.

>seriously, who the fuck would actually do such a thing?

>>672301113
I jerk off thinking about my gf mum and sis all time

>>672301812
well its better than no handjob at all

I helped my ex, suck and fuck my friends dog while we were watching her house

>>672301869
What does logs and archive mean?

>>672301812

how do you not know whether or not you got a handjob? that doesn't make sense.

I love when people cry.
on Rekt thread I imagine the scream...

>>672302141
Got a handjob for sure. Assumed it was a chick. Realized her face was a little masculine with big fake tits. Pretty damn sure it was a man

I occasionally get sent overseas to different countries and get assigned to try and destabilize the current conditions of society. But last week I got to eat a triple patty burger and pretended I couldn't finish it even though I could've earn another. My life.

I know my son has a thing for his mother, and I've been secretly encouraging it by leaving pics out and finding every chance I can to have her exposed in front of him. He has a friend staying the night soon and I'm going to get her drunk and strip her down and leave out on the couch somewhat exposed to see if they're brave enough to try anything.

>>672302853

You didn't finish your triple patty burger? Next time you stay in that foreign country, traitor.

>>672302934
Why? You into double teaming your wife/gf with your son?

>>672302934
How old is your son?

When I was 16 I had sex with my 13 year old neighbour, no condoms or lube or anything

>>672303006
Hey now, some of those countries don't have beef dishes! I took it home and finished it, like the good boy my momma said I am.

kind of a secret but im a 26 year old kissless virgin with an 8 inch dick. nobody, besides my doctor 8 years ago, has seen my dick.

On a number of occasions when I was 15 I would fuck my younger sisters best friend.

>>672302012
My ex loved feeling them spurt inside her and she'd cum like crazy knowing she was slowly being filled with sperm, she always said she could never feel a guys cum spurting in her except for the dick twitching, but the dogs spurts she could feel. Loved watching it.

>>672303276
Dick size doesn't matter if your betaness is bigger

>>672302934
Fetish Fag detected

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>>672303276

I want to kill myself. Not really sure if it's a secret, I keep saying it to my friends but I'm the "funny one" in our group so they think I'm joking every time

my car's friend tried to mom me in the finger of my back me.

>>672300832
my girl and i just went through an abortion, 3 days ago

>>672300832
I like gay porn

>>672303530
You going to eat that?

>>672303567
jesus beat you to it.

>>672303455
Exactly the same

>>672303103
Nah. He's at that age where he'll do anyone. I think the wife has always had a young boy thing. Want to see what comes of it.

>>672303125
13

>>672303455
either A: do it
or B: tell them you're serious, and convince them

molested. enjoyed. get off to loli now. that is all.

I made a fake snapchat account and used a rooted app to send fake pics in order to get nudes from girls I know from school...profit

I work at a retirement home and I perform sexual acts on the ladies they love it

>>672303716
Bump

>>672303455
>>672303615
Except I got dubs, kill yourself while I enjoy this moment.

>>672303716
So true dude

>>672302853
What for like the government or something?

>>672303764
I AGREE

>>672303716
Lol bro me too lets trade wins ? You got Kik? I need to talk to someone that does this shit too lol , I got wins from three hot girls

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Fucked a girl with a chode sized crystal in high school. Not sure if its a magi spell or not but nothing magic happened.

>>672303849
Lol Idk I'm a paranoid fucker xD

>>672303702
Won't bother convincing them. Doesn't really matter what they think. I would do it if I wasn't such a pussy. I excessively drink regularly and hope I will have the courage to do it while drunk out of my mind

>>672303376
being beta isnt the problem, i just have specific, not necessarily high, standards.

>>672303467
What did i just read?

>>672303904
Legend

>>672303932
just Kik me bro @grooviegreen

Stuck a star wars toy lightsaber (the blue part that extends) into my ex's vagina. Not really a cool secret but it was kinda cool.

>>672303904
>not using crystals from peru
>expecting results

nigga you need some crystals from peru.

>>672301569
kek

I tried to finger my friends daughter in the back of the friends car.

>>672304082
wtf dude

>>672304082
>tried
What happened?

>>672304015
Lol maybe next time goodnight dad

My moms friend tried to finger me in the back of her car.

>>672304201

yours too?

fuck...

>>672302141
they keep track of posts and who posted them for a set amount of time I imagine because of the cp that used to be posted all the time

>>672304082
Lolol bro i got my friends Sisters snaps xD I told her to slap her ass and send me boob pics

>>672304170
LMFAOOO man smh Ight

My moms car tried to friend me in the back of her finger

>>672303715

How old are you?

How has your sex life been impacted?

Who molested you?

>>672304303
I'm.kidding I'll add U later

>>672304321
Kek

>>672304394

alright vro

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I play with corpses

I have a fetish for stockings and pantyhoses on my girlfriends

>>672303467
new mix is top kek

>>672300832

24yo virgin and the only girl i ever made our was my cousin before 7 years

>>672303467
>>672304082
>>672304201
>>672304321
No but for real has anyone seen this chick naked? I've been trying to convince her every time she's in one of these threads. My secret is that I want to fuck the bejesus out of her and the only account is her story and a few posts that may or may not have been her.

Everytime I visit my friends house I jerk off to her moms panties and sniff them and take pictures of them

>>672303838
Yeah, sometimes I get discount when I go to different food joints. Thanks Obama. Also, secret: the title I hold has nothing to do with my job, which would be a common sense thing. Like saying I'm a dog walker but really I work in an accounting firm.

>>672304367

late 20s.

don't think it has much, but i like older men. i get thoughts when i see fathers and daughters everywhere. wonder if they do the same.

stepfather.

>>672304529
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

I rape my wife anally when she's bad.

>>672300832

Between the ages of 10 and 14 I used to have gay sex with my best friends little brother every time I would sleep over their house and my best friend never found out about it and didn't even know that I loved sucking dick

I love when my gf dominate me in a japenese schoolgirl costume

>>672304794
What exactly about this confuses you anon? I thought I was pretty clear.

I stole opiates from my mother, which she needed for her chronic back pain. For over a year, and each time she figured out she was missing some, she would cry knowing her son stole from her. I kept doing it over and over because I was so fucked up during this period of my life, and just wanted to dull my own mental pain by being in a constant state of numbness. I didn't care when I was high, but after I came down I felt like total shit... and repeated the process again and again... The worst part was she would always threaten to kick me out... but I knew that she didn't have the heart to do so... so I kept doing it. She's forgiven me, but that doesn't help me getting over the fact that I stole from the person who gave me my life... Call me what you like, but I already know I am scum.

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>>672304865

>>672304880
wure it was

where do you find corpses?

why you do it?

do you have pics?

what exactly you do to your corpses?

I've been stolen my friend's girlfriends worn underwear. I have 2 pairs so far. There is definitely sexual tension between her and I, but i dont know if i should act on it. But he's an asshole. I smell the panties and taste them and sometimes wear them.

>>672304771

I'm sorry that sucks. Do you have a boyfriend? Does he know? I've mentioned this before in other threads, but this is what I have observed.

People who were sexually abused when they were younger often grow up to be pretty fucked. I've observed that generally, they become slutty, lie, cheat, have trouble trusting others, and prefer rougher sex, as well as prefer older men.

Besides older guys, does any of what I say match you?

And again, sorry that happened to you. Even if you say you "enjoyed" it, it still is fucked up and no one should have to go through it.

>>672304910
On some serious shit bro Na you just a weak ass bitch, change your life, get money.

I ask my family for lunch and dinner money every week ever since they found out I was bulimic. Still am, but they're not worried at least.

>I'm married but in love with another woman
>recently I found out she's into me, too
>she has a bf and he's a friend of mine.
probably won't do anything though.

>>672300832
According to leap years I am 16
>inb4 ban

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PROTIP: These threads are made by hackers who are stalking people who browse /b/ near American college campuses. They make these threads to lure people into posting their deeply held secrets in a supposedly "anonymous" fashion, and then they use those secrets to blackmail you.

Whatever you do, do NOT post secrets in these threads if you are browsing 4chan near a major American college campus.

>>672304995

Find them? What kind of scavenger do you think I am? I'm an artist, I'm given the body.

Because it's fun.

I could get some.

I pose them in funny ways for my own amusement.

>>672305054
none of those things are good ideas.

>>672301881
Same here, her sister but especially her friends, oh god her friends. I'm going to dedicate my life trying to get closer to them.

>>672305269
Citation needed

>>672305057

>Besides older guys, does any of what I say match you?

no. just the older men. im very normal otherwise. no need to apologize. its ok/im ok.

i hate my life

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>>672305269

>implying 4chan is anonymoose.

>>672305269

Not so sure I agree with this but I do know that steam begging thread are run by hackers that will hack your account once you post your username

27 year old male, engaged.
Fucked my ex in a park
Fucked my ex on my bed that I share with my fiancee
Fucked my ex with my fiancés toy. Made fiancé lick it before using it on her again.
Ex and I don't talk anymore really. She's cool though, she'll never talk

I've cum in so many shampoo bottles too. Sister in law especially. And every time one of my girlfriend's friends stay too.

Took a high dose of LSD and I feel like it induced schizophrenia

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>>672303756

i kek'd.

>>672305299
whys that

>>672305658
Lmao

>>672305370

posts tits?

I don't seed my torrents.

>>672305780

to prove im a girl?

how about you post a dick pic to prove you're a guy?

timestamp. you know the rules.

>>672305519

Well, the threesome part is fine! But then, you got creepy cumming in shampoo bottles

>>672305754
Assuming this is true(which it isnt because this is 4chan), the fact that youre tasting her panties and shit means you're a fuckin nut and should probably re evaluate your shit before you ever attempt to get with anyone.

>>672305880
That's not how it works, you stupid cumdumpster.

>>672305880
Now that's some post modern feminism. How does it feel ?

>>672305880

yes. Or else you're lying because most people don't enjoy being molested.

>>672305054 u couldnt get wit her if u have to take underwear, lies

>>672305970
>most people don't enjoy being molested.

you are right. most people dont. i give you that.

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I am happy that my sister killed herself. She was degenerate and crazy in every way imaginable. But i was the only one who saw it. So now no one in the family can grasp why she killed herself. Exept the obvious reason that she thought that she was a boy. THATS why i haven't shed a single tear over her death three days ago.

I jerk off to shrek

>>672306071

So, post your tits with a timestamp.

>>672305880
reeekt

yo

guys

you're all fucked, just because you post on an internet forum doesn't mean its okay.

if they're secerts you're aware and if you are then, hit and quit it.

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>>672306132

yo

guys

you're all fucked, just because you post on an internet forum doesn't mean its okay.

if they're secerts you're aware and if you are then, hit and quit it.

yo

guys

you're all fucked, just because you post on an internet forum doesn't mean its okay.

if they're secerts you're aware and if you are then, hit and quit it

>>672306211
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>672305880
Shit, we tradin? I'll write the time stamp right on the hard Rock Johnson idgaf

yo

guys

you're all fucked, just because you post on an internet forum doesn't mean its okay.

if they're secrets you're aware and if you are then, hit and quit it.

>>672306280
>>672306244
>>672306211
fuck you

>>672306327
Do it.

>>672306099
its all ogre now

yo

guys

you're all fucked, just because you post on an internet forum doesn't mean its okay.

if they're secrets you're aware and if you are then, hit and quit it

>>672305907
No threesome, fiancé has no idea about any of it

>>672305925
you ever tasted pussy it's nice

>>672306366

2012 the shift happened and here we are still

>>672306366
Shrek gets you dubs

>>672306301
well I do jerk off thinking about my gf sister and friends though

>>672303178
if you weren't a virgin faggot, you'd know you don't need lube to have sex, unless it's anal, or you're incapable of turning a girl on.

being here

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>>672306500
nice too

>>672300832
4CHAN HAS YUOR IP, WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, YOU'RE GIVING AWAY SECRETS,
THIS AINT TUMBLR ANON

>>672306596

that's the spirit.

SHREK GETS YOU DUBS

>>672306744
confirmed

>>672305298
i want to do your job

>>672306686
4chan is not enough server for that.
Don't be paranoid

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i am a dog who learned how to speak and write in the english language. i often lick my own balls for both hygiene, and pleasure.

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>>672306784
VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS

When I was 16 years old I loved sucking cock so much that I used to go to a park near my hose where gay guys hung out looking for sex.

On one visit I walked into the bushes and there was a guy down on his knees sucking off another guy right in the middle of the pathway so I pulled out my cock and stepped up beside the guy getting sucked off hoping the I could get my cock sucked too.

While I waited to get my cock sucked me and the guy getting sucked off started making out. The guy sucking dick sucked the one guy off to completetion and as soon as he was done gulping down the guys cum he pulled his mouth off of the guys cock and started sucking me off.
The guy that just got blown pulled up his pants and left leaving me alone with the cocksucker so I looked down to watch him blow me and it was my best friends dad.

It was extremely embarrassing and I kept my head turned to that if he looked up at me he hopefully wouldn't recognize me but after I came in his mouth he stood up in front of me and he had his pants pulled down already. While I was pulling up my pants I couldn't help but take a look at his cock and that is when he recognized me and we both were incredibly embarrassed.

He begged me not to tell his son or his wife and I told him I wouldn't but I was somehow scared that now my friend was going to find out that I went to this place too for gay sex and he would find out I loved sucking dick so I started begging my friends dad not to tell on me either.
When we were convinced that we were going to keep this a secret our conversation became more normal and thought I had pulled my pants up and put my cock away he had kept his cock out and was stroking it while he talked to me and I kept taking peeks down at it and it was making me hornier and hornier.

..cont..

>>672306480
only your mom's.

Does shrek get you dubs ?

>>672306938
no but donkey does

>>672304620
isn't she gay?

>>672306906

fake and gay. fuck off fag.

iam not on /b/ to tell secrets

I fingered my asshole cause my ex asked me to do it. I didn't enjoy it but done it for her to make her happy. She also wanted to eat my ass out too.

>>672306874
Good boy. You're a smart boy.

>>672306906

..cont..

He asked me how long I had been coming to that park and I told him it was my first time but he knew that was a lie and I ended up telling him I'd been going there for about 6 months. He told me he had been coming there every so often for the past couple of years.

We talked more and more about sex and he told me had had loved sucking cock his entire life. His cock was rock hard and I knew he was incredibly horny to that's why he was talking to me like this and it was making me horny too talking to my best friends dad about cock sucking.

He asked me if I liked sucking cock too or just came to get my cock sucked. I told him I just liked getting my cock sucked but again he could tell I was lying and convinced me to tell him the truth and I told him I had sucked cock a couple of times as well. He asked if I ever sucked his son off and I told him "no" which was the truth. He didn't believe that at first either but I assured him it was the truth so he believed it.
It was an incredibly arrousing conversation but also very awkward at the same time and finally he asked me if he could suck my cock again.

I was still semi-hard and hadn't gone completely soft so I pulled donw my pants again and he dropped to his knees and started blowing me once again.
While he sucked me I reached down and began playing with his cock and he asked me if I wanted to suck his cock and I told him that I did so he stood up and I got down in front of him and I sucked his cock and let him cum in my mouth because he had let me cum in his mouth so I wanted to show him just how much I really did love sucking dick.

Once he came he sucked me off again and before he left he made sure that I wasn't going to tell anyone about this and that it was our secret.

I never did tell my friend that me and his dad sucked each other off.

I hooked up with is dad at that park 1 other time about a year later as well and it wasn't long after that that they moved away.

>>672307019

I swear to god, that's a true story.

>>672305601
That can happen, drug induced schizophrenia is an actual thing

>>672307520
>I hooked up with is dad at that park 1 other time about a year later as well and it wasn't long after that that they moved away.

they always move away, dont they.

>you fags need to get more creative with that gay shit.

>>672306874
are you me?

I hold a spoon like a pen

>>672307520
You were still horny after you blew your load?

How does that work?

>>672306243
LOL, cute

ronaldo thumb up

>>672307818

woof.

>>672307864
>I hold a spoon like a pen

(╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

>>672306243
he's a hamtaro?

As a child i was playing "doctor" with my cousin, i asked her if i could inspect her vagina, and she showed it.

most embarrassing fucking thing even to think of, we still talk alot but i know she still thinks about it, and i cringe everytime i think about it.

>>672307732

they did move away. He worked at Chryslers but they moved to Oakville (just outside of Toronto) because his wife (my friends mom) got her own Tim Hortons store. My friends dad was able to transfer to one of the Chrysler factories up there.

>>672308046
"do you have fun" later?

>>672308046
did you inspect it?

>>672301679
Oh I do

i am moot.

>>672308104

no

>>672307873

Well I mostly stayed horny because my friends dad's beautiful cock was waving around right in front of me the whole time.
But I've always been an incredibly horny person as well and never passed up an opportunity to suck cock even after I had already cum.

>>672308209

i dont believe your neckbeard story, but i do believe you when you say you could stay honry after cumming for one reason: you were 16.

>if that were true too.

>>672308202
awww, this is terrible ;-;

A Guy sucked my dick and after that I fucked him. After that Id stolen his hachis. After all I just was wanting his drugs

>>672307975
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

I am secretly an FBI agent, sent here to spy on shemale loving freaks. Why? Because every goddamn school shooting has been performed by a tranny lover.

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>>672300832
im a wizard. i fug succubus bitches all day and nobody will ever know. feels gud being magical.

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Anal cancer

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>>672308518
>Because every goddamn school shooting has been performed by a tranny lover.

You can briefly see me in the next episode of Always Sunny. Proof: It takes place on a ship.

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>be me
>drug addict
>opiates, sometimes heroin, sometimes opanas
>over 15 years now
>no one knows, except my dealer and the one or two people I use with
>has never affected my life in a negative manner
>be a "chipper"
>only use once a month, 3-4 days straight
>then stop
>being paid monthly helps me keep that schedule
>the only thing that people have noticed is that I disappear when Im using
>just tell them Im not feeling well
>they buy it
>keep on keeping on

>>672308827
But did you bring a magnum condom for your monster dong?

>>672308879
i hope you dont bang that shit

I'm batman.

>>672308994

christian bale batman or ben affleck batman?

oh my where to start....
I lost my virginity by raping someone
I want to fuck my sister
I have both my sister and my step sisters nudes saved in a folder on my desktop
I have sucked a few dicks, but dont consider myself bi

When i was younger I diddled my younger two female cousins.

I'm gay

>>672308827

Your a retard because in the next Sunny, they won't be on the ship anymore and it's a recap episode where they showcase all the shitty things they have done to people over the years.

It's the series finale and at the end of all the recaps, the gang gets sent to hell.

any regulars here know where anx is? it's been eating me up inside

>>672309238

we should definitely hook up. I'm a cocksucker

>>672308961
Nope, just smoke it. I don't think I'd ever come back from it if I started shooting.

The opanas Ill snort or smoke too. I found its all about moderation. Use for a bit, take a nice break. Keeps tolerance down and keeps me from getting strung out on the shit.

I am a singer, death metal band... in private i listen nasheed and read koran. I am not muslim but i like the music and the book koran. My lyrics are not satanic or religious but real things happened in this fucking world

>>672309317
this is /b/
everyone is a cocksucker

>>672309264
fucking seinfeld ripoff

I'm 22 and the only relationship I ever had was with a girl from England, never kissed a girl neither

>>672309339
also better add, I never experience withdrawal, cause I dont use that much, a gram can last me 4 days, then I ll stop. It isnt long enough to induce withdrawal so I never experience that either. I learned my lesson, have gone through it before, never again.

>>672309472
fuuuuck, really?

hi!

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I cannot get a hard-on any more due to meds

>>672309472
Wtf is this ?

I lie on the internet and say I'm a police officer to scare virgins on the internet.

Btw, I'm a police officer.

>>672303347
Sounds exactly like my ex, was the hottest thing Ive seen/done

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>>672309143

>doyouthinkthisisamotherfuckinggame.jpg

>>672300832
I might actually be gay for Prometheus from FilthyFrank.

>>672304529
looks super fake

>>672309472
goddamn, its the rightful heir to the iron throne

Cheated on my wife.

>>672306327
W8ing

>>672309472
the paper and hand are shopped in, you retards

>>672309760
cool, name of her?

>>672309805

yeah. im still waiting too.

>>672309472
*bro fist*

>>672309807
nooope, he's Peter?

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>>672309472
I want to believe.

>>672309844
Name of who?

>>672301812
you got a wristie from a transistor radio?

>>672300832
I once turned a road sign and watched from a distance people going the wrong way. I felt omnipotent.

i had plastic surgery to look like jontron.

>>672310117
This is a good choice.

My gf cheated on me, and I made her describe in detail what she did, then later fapped to the thought of it.

I'm the one who shot MLK.

>>672310117
Post proof, faggot.

>>672308209
go away skeleton

>>672310248
GF = Grand Father ?

>>672300832

When I was 17-18 I was waaaay too nice and I took pitty on this 50yr old faggot I met online and literally spent a year as his sub/boyfriend IRL because I felt sorry for him. No attraction what so ever. Working on being more assertive

I had a miscarriage last year but I've got no clue as to whether it was my ex's or not.

>>672303455

Baker? If it is then no one thinks you are joking man, we are all worried as fuck about you but dont know what to do about it

i want to rebuild all of the worlds political and religious systems

>>672309472
Nice shop faggot

I want to work for world peace and to end all hunger and famine

>>672303455
You want kill yourself and you browse /b/.. omg

>>672306906
I don't even care if this story was fake or not it was pretty hot

>>672309982
"tr-8r girl"

i gave a badger rabies

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You people are fucked

>>672309362
I'm a singer on a death metal band and let me be the first to encourage you to always keep your mind open to even the craziest of genres of music no matter what. It's good for your soul.

>>672305370
LAURA???
Oh NOW things are getting interesting...
Because if you are (even if you say you don't) you DO have major lying/trust issues!
(I'm partially a victim of that)

>>672310975
Oh. Her name was Linda, lol. Was a one time thing, I don't talk to her anymore.