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>>672269772
Dont feel bad if you lose.
>>672270607
Fucking faggots.
Also, that pic is my fetish. I want some cute guys to dress me up and do lewd things to me.
>>672270607
yfw gays
>>672270121
>There is a skeleton inside your body RIGHT NOW!!!
>>672271103
3spoopy5me
>>672270944
Thats fuked up.
Even and I fap
>>672270654
The problem is though that I don't make enough to be able to afford a place on my own. I only get 10.50 an hour, which after taxes is 330. The average place even in the ghetto is 600.
>>672270941
But I get fucked if I lose
>>672271103
>never sleeping again
>>672271103
47spooky837me
>>672271315
Are any of us not fucked up?
>>672270141
Jesus, look she made some bad choices with staying with that asshole. but doesn't mean you need to pay for her at all. I mean it will just push your own life backwards. If you do give in, she'll just whinge again in the future for more stuff. DON'T FALL FOR THE GUILT TRIP !
>>672270607
I like this
he's pink and purple, nature designed him to be a submissive faggot
but he don wanna
>>672270141
How are the police not involved? I'm pretty sure setting someone on fire is a criminal offense.
>>672271382
Can't rent just a room from someone else? Move in with your boyfriend?
How this continue?
>>672271618
gets fucked by tentacle beast
>>672271388
Literally, so you better b careful.
>>672271418
Im not, im pure.
>>672271103
Nah i got a FSM in me.
>>672271382
Yeah find a room with anyone else TBH.
>>672271792
>Im not, im pure.
So boring~
>>672271792
I'm going to be A careful
>>672271792
gonna need more webms son
awrawrawr
>>672270980
Is that you and bf?
>>672271350
rekt
>>672271796
A WHAT? Stop being so vague.
>>672271425
the only way I could get out of it is finding another place to live.
>>672271528
They were, he is in jail now for assault with a caustic weapon.
>>672271579
Not really, he is taking care of his grandparents and doesn't have the money either really.
>>672271796
god knows I will never hear the end of it if I do, but unfortunately I think your right.
>>672272165
>Not really, he is taking care of his grandparents and doesn't have the money either really.
Damn. Where the hell do you live that it's so expensive for even a room in someone elses house?
>>672271963
Im not gay tho.
>>672271982
You better
Or else>>672271792
>>672272165
Oh, it sounded like he was still out and about but I assumed wrong. Been looking into potentially better paying jobs?
>>672272397
Oh no, can't have the shark get dominated like that now can I?
>>672272612
Jesus, Cali is godawful. Well hope you can find something, cause that sucks. Don't let your sister steamroller you though, you saved your money for a good reason.
>>672272104
This is what i mean.
>>672272066
Hey puppy! you need somewhere to stay?
>>672272165
Do it then. Find a new place as your top priority, you look after yourself first, then others. Because no one is going to look out for you in the end.
>>672272612
Move out of Cali then. Your a free man and can move anywhere in the world!
>>672272625
Got some tiger on shark action?
>>672273050
This pic is giving me an existential crisis
>>672272625
yea I am trying, I am going to try to get to a call center that pays 15 an hour.
>>672273050
Well I mean I have been trying for a while now.
>>672273050
Except my job that took forever to get is in cali, and half the reason I moved was to be closer to my boyfriend.
>>672272104
>>672272066
>>672271103
God, I love anything with text in it, Idk what it is, Just makes me squirm.
>>672273466
Yeah text is the best. Wish there was more of it with decent shit.
>>672273050
I need snuggles
>>672273466
I love things with butts, but text is nice too
>>672273462
That's good. Reminds me that I need to secure a raise soon.
>>672272625
Think of the poor shark, he didnt ask for it.
>>672273050
Thats horrifying!
>>672273804
I'll give you all the snuggles you want <3
>>672273252
I see what you mean
>>672273902
But he must have lost fair and square
>>672273827
gunna need to suck up to the boss a bit? Or just put in some really long hours?
>>672273804
I'm down for snuggles. Let's do this shit.
>>672273966
>>672274224
awww yis
>>672274109
Indeed. Winner gets booty.
>>672274129
I low balled my rate to secure the job but now I need to climb out of the hole that put me in terms of getting paid what I'm worth.
>>672274334
You are going to plunder the shark's booty?!
>>672273462
Don't give up, you'll find a place.
>>672273804
Well looks like you don't need me now.
>>672273902
FSM = Flying Spagetti Monster. He's in as all!!
>>672274109
Got more?
>>672274129
Make sure you're noticed when you do it. otherwise people will take your credit for themselves.
>>672274635
Not really, cats and water don't mix I guess
group sex!?
>>672274536
ah ok, sounds kinda like my current job. We don't get paid anywhere near as much as we should for what we do.
>>672274635
I hope so
>>672274635
I'm not the one needing to do it haha
>>672274635
you can have snuggles too
>>672274536
Cant keep a saltydog off the booty.
>>672274635
Gross tho
>>672274946
I think that is the case with a lot of places. But this job pays relatively well compared to the workload as opposed to UPS.
>>672272104
wish i had a gay tattoo like that, and a bar in my ear
>>672271982
>d-don't look at me like that!
>>672275112
Think you can handle a master of the seas?
>>672273804
No snuggles for you.
>>672275148
well at least you have that, I just seriously need money at the moment. It kinda sucks getting paid 50 cents an hour more than minimum wage.
>>672275345
why not
>>672275540
If Snarf gets no snuggles, no one will.
I'm just here to put it on the record that i claim nick wilde when the dvd comes out
k bye
>>672275242
A HEART!?
>>672275270
Ill take er fer a ruff ride.
how to stop the loneliness?
>>672275844
that movie was great
he's a total brat
>>672275822
but if you snuggles me the snuggles would be generously returned
>>672275844
screencap this. i promise you zootopia 2 will be about fox dude taking judy home and reconciling with his fox family that he's dating a rabbit, and then at the end everyone accepts him and it feels GREAT.
>>672275870
y-yea
>>672274815
I like water. I swim. DO MY BUTT!!
>>672275007
*snugs
>>672275473
Become a master theif?
>>672275844
I claim all the dancing tigers And the cop one too.
>>672276050
i went because furbait but holy hell it was an awesome movie
>>672276082
im totally ok with this
>>672275259
Better not call him four-eyes
>>672275473
Yeah I feel ya, best of luck landing that job though.
>>672275870
I sense a rough motion in my ocean
>>672276083
Pff, you took all the fun out of it. A shark hunts for his prey
>>672276215
is it really that good of a movie
>>672276083
I don't condone stealing.
>>672276256
Thanks, I am going to need it.
>>672276146
yes it was
>>672276359
i'd recommend it wholeheartedly
>>672276082
On... your BUTT?
>>672276256
HNNNNNNN
>>672276359
yes
to be honest your suggestion of a sequel is a terrible affront to the original but i just want one
>>672276050
Nice comic.
>>672276082
Zootopia 2: Meet the Wild's
>>672276256
no they just swim around till prey lands in their mouth.
>>672276421
well i'm out of ideas.
>>672276647
ah well, thanks for trying to help anyways.
damn this place is trash
[scurries back off to animus]
>wake up
>now on break
The suffering never ceases.
>>672276421
You can do it
>>672276607
Is that what you are going to do to me if I lose?!
>>672276647
That is the excuse when police rolls around
>>672276990
your suffering pleases me
>>672276647
ye I love the artists work
>>672276990
the struggle has never been more real
>>672277000
>Chekd
And other things of similar intensity.
>>672277111
N-nef I said do not bully me in public.
>>672277125
>>672277257
You love it
>>672277000
and I know you are going to get that raise! Thanks so much for the morale boost!
Stairs only shares his pain because he enjoys it when he has other people to enjoy it.
>>672277257
come let us frolic together on our joint break
Is Stairs vicariously enjoying his own pain then?
>>672277236
What if the shark secretly wanted that to happen
>>672277454
Hey thanks, man. We got to look out for each other
This salsa is far too hot for medium
>>672276050
No one wants to snuggles Snarf.
>>672277359
I feel bullied.
>>672277567
Frot*
>>672277774
Dont care and its too late, hes gettin it if he likes it or not.
>>672276837
We don't talk enough, when i'm at the gym Luc is always here. But now i know the whole thing that happened on valentines day.
>>672277000
checked!
>>672278063
*snugs
>>672278154
i mean that can be part of it i guess
>>672278154
That sensation is love
>>672278204
But isn't that r-rape?!
Hehe I enjoy kiking furry femboys.
>>672278389
Make it be next week already.
>>672278643
Maybe if I make fun of you, time will go faster
>>672278307
yea, I'm sure I can figure something out eventually though.
>>672278450
Yes! And be aware that resistance makes the penis harder.
>>672278870
I would allow it if it worked.
>>672279018
Hmm, better put up a lot of resistance then so the rape can go all night
>>672279176
This will be YOUR FAULT
>>672279250
Is it because the way I was dressed?
I DON'T LIKE HOW SOCIETY TREATS MALES
>>672279119
You won't know if it worked until we have built up enough data to have a good enough sample size.
Statistics, man. I need to start bullying you a hell of a lot more
>>672279481
Start killing the people in power then.
>>672279666
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
>>672279595
I never took stat.
>>672279390
Askin for it with those (No cloths)
Howdy everyone.
me neither
>>672279915
Then you cannot disprove my logic.
Everyone needs to bully you.
FUCK! my name
>>672276050
Comic ?
>>672280040
Hey there :3
abkjanbkaj
>>672279961
What about these clothes?
>>672279915
Speaking of math, did you ever learn latex?
>>672280216
How's it hanging?
>>672280323
Not the guy, but latex is the sexiest shit in the world
>>672280323
I have it all set up.
I will probably start tomorrow.
>>672280214
no sorry
just a one off
>>672280455
It's good haha.
>>672280455
Any interpretation of latex is nice in my book
>>672280481
Dank. Best of luck with it
>>672280762
Good tech comm is a huge turn-on for me
Just got back from seeing Zootopia with some buddies. Pretty good. Won't spoil anything, but I give it a 9/10.
>>672280271
Defiantly askin for it.
Would oblige.
>>672281177
:333
i am so glad to stumbled on these threads, is the only place where there isn't a big circlejerk, srsly, tumblr share the same artists, Im glad i have a palce to see something new
>>672281320
You a femboy?:3
>>672281032
Oblige me harder, dammit
>>672280825
>Abs
>>672281521
Going to annihilate.
>>672280998
That's a top-tier fetish right there
Glad to hear you liked it. I've been hearing only good things about that movie. May see it soon enough
>>672281359
>is the only place where there isn't a big circlejer
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>672270607
0-49 fap
50-99 gay bathhouse
>>672281712
Maybe that is too much obliging
>>672281888
Boy there are some strange fetishes out there
>>672282023
Twoo late
>>672281968
no, really, here I can see more artist I never heard about and diferent styles, tumblr just have around 5 artist they constantly share
>>672282164
my poor booty, you have plundered it all
>>672282749
Why would furs need shaving razors?
Does anyone have more pandas?
Or bears please?
>>672282425
Ah yuss, the booty is mine forever!
>>672283151
That's fine by me as long as it gets used every day
>>672283316
The price you pay!
>>672283603
If you can break my will, I will be okay with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVmkPaWzZYs
>>672281627
I know, but i still like it.
He's still imposing and powerful.
>>672284225
got a nice wiener too
Sausage
I just shaved my nipples. Not even really sure why, it wasn't for sexual reasons. Mostly I just got annoyed with the thick hair there. Am I going to regret this when it starts growing back?
Wiener-schnitzel
>>672272066
Hey jasper.
>>672284686
They might get slightly ingrown. If you notice a small black spot forming under the skin, with a raised red bump around it, it's getting infected. Personally I grab a sharp pair of tweezers and rip them out.
Otherwise nah, at least in my experience the nipple/chest hair grows back without much irritation.
>>672284364
Flaccid cock is attractive.
>>672284686
just wax it next time.
>>672285049
>just wax it next time.
I've always wanted to get my chest, back, and butt waxed. Too self conscious to...
New thread?
>>672276050
JASPER THIS IS YOU
>>672284962
I didn't shave it super short. There's still around a millimeter or two of each hair visible above the skin. I don't think it becoming ingrown will be a problem, but I've been wrong before.
>>672285198
nah i'm on warframe.
If you want to be hairless do the upper 1/2, don't do legs and stuff.
>>672285409
Ah, should be fine then.
>>672285511
>don't do legs and stuff
Just my butt, and really more about getting my asshole waxed. Asshair is one of my biggest turns offs :\
Oh, also, I fucking did it. I took all of the medium Nox. I'm proud of my butt <3 I'm also sore and tired.
