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/b I've been sitting in my car with the exhaust feeding in here for like an hour -.- it's a 94 Toyota corolla. Chill with me till I die?
Also why the fuck is it taking so long. The interwebs said 15 mins -.-
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get out of the car. walk it off.
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>>672264002
is it an electric car?
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>>672264172
Narp
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>>672264277
Do you know of any 94 electric corrollas?
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>>672264002
have you tried masturbating?
i hear getting your blood flowing will speed up the process
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>>672264443
I don't know any corrollas
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Thought about it
>>672264618
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I ductaped a hose to the exhaust. Any ideas on why this isn't working yet?
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>>672264002
I found my friends body approx 3 hours after he did this.
Fuck you for leaving a fucking disturbing body. It turns black around the mouth. You inconsiderate cunt.
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Ive got a couple headaches here and there but idk if that's from me smoking cigs In here or not
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>>672264855
So it does work then?
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>>672264799
did you turn the car on?
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Get out of the car, go meet people man. Your hardship will pass
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Whats wrong man? Lets talk dude
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>>672265002
Yes fag. I hope you get irreversible brain damage and wear a nappy coz you clearly cannot manage to do it right.
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>>672265134
Yes. And I tried unplugging it and plugging it back in
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>>672264002
dont give up.
>>672265182
like this anon says, it gets better
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>>672264002
lol at all the people trying to save you.

Do whatever you believe is right OP.
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>>672265134
kek

OP is pathetic. Don't leave a mess for someone else to clean up.
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Take it easy bro. Shit gets better. No reason to just give up.
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I've been going to therapy, Ive been getting out more kind of.. It's not getting better. Tried changing my mindset. Also my camera is retarded idk why it keeps posting sideways and upside down
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>>672265371
are the windows up?
are the vents on recycle?
is the air con off?
wouldn't it be faster if you just drove into a lake?
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You won't die, fag. Catalytic converters = no carbon monoxide.
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>>672265371
Do something big for /b/ to be remembered if you're gonna do this. Like drive somewhere or something
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Air con is off Windows closed and sealed. Vents on recycle. Thanks tho I didn't think of that.
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>>672265725
this.
OP you're doing it all wrong
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>>672265784
I can't no phone
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>>672265371
why u do dis OP? god is real. ur going to a deep layer of hell for committing suicide. you'll be a tree with a face for eternity.. see dante's inferno for proof. what the fuck man dont kill urself. hope im not being bamboozled or roost but deadass man dont die like a bitch at least do something cool.. go smoke crack and become a streetfighter
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>>672264002

You are causing a health hazard and mess for whoever finds you.

Turn off he car, reevaluate yourself and think real hard about how you can make the world better. If you still decide you're better off dead, make an exit bag to at least be courteous to whoever finds you and not waste precious gasoline.
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Get enuff attention yet faggot?
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>>672265696
Do some lsd dude, maybe you'll feel better after
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>>672265940
There's a 1974 vehicle in the car next to me, would that work?
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I tried to get some speed, but no one will sell to me.
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Where are you from OP? Lets have a beer. You got ps4?
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>>672266015
>>672266011
ur making a huge mistake OP and i gotta admit to u im like 50/50 u mite be trolling. and if ur killing urself over a girl, i would slap the shit out of you and youd change your mind.. where are your parents? how old are you? why are you throwing your life away fool
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>>672266068
a vehicle in the car next to you? impressive.
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where do you live?
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>>672266195
Where you at? I'll hook a suicidal fag up
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>>672266240
You type like you have down syndrome.
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>>672264002
Man, someone is gonna have to find you in there. Probably the person your closest too. I have been pretty depressed, but that thought always stopped me from going through with it. Just don't let these aspie teenagers with no real understanding of the weight of things like this push you harder towards the finish line. Get out and think about this a little bit, man.
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>>672265979
But in all seriousness , don't do it. You can make it. Do something good with your life , it's not all that hard
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If you die before trying shrooms or LSD, your life is a waste.
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>>672265725
>implying the exhaust won't still kill him with co2
>implying catalytic converters remove all carbon monoxide
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>>672266225
Yes I have ps4 I'm not telling anyone where I am tho

>>672266240
I don't have a girl anymore, to anxious to leave the house. Parents are out of town, will be back in the morning. I'm 23. Because I'm an ex addict and the world is overwhelming because I can't stand the environment and Its difficult for me to control myself and I don't love anyone or really care about anyone anymore.

Seriously tho this isn't working will a 1974 car work?
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>>672266454
This guy gets it. Think about it OP. There's always something you haven't tried to turn shit around.
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Rip in peace, Toyota corolla. Nobody will drive you ever again.
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>>672266274
Lol my bad.
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>>672266435
cool dude. ive been lurking several times longer than you, honestly anybody im interested in communicating with can understand me. grammar is a waste of my time, even though i can hit like 180 wpm with it. when you see no grammar youre dealing with someone whos life is computer oriented, very likely. you just learned something


Oh, gosh; I'm an intelligent individual - this is my way of showing it. Forgive me lord, for I have sinned. My punctuation is a sign of my comprehension of the English language, my grammar is a testament to it. Farewell!
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Op get to the god dam hospital NOW. Carbon monoxide will kill you later even if you stop now. Please get the fuck out and go seek help at the nearest ED for a wash out. You may have already taken in enough to poison you while you sleep. Please just get to the hosp. If this isn't true btw kill yourself
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>>672266454
>>672266516
>>672265590
>>672265696
>>672265218
>>672265388
>>672265696
>>672266690
Faggots, let OP kill himself.
Maybe with his last dying breaths he'll understand what a fucktard he is.

>>672265232
This guy gets it.
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>>672264002
Stream?
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crack open the windows and at least tell us what brought you to this point
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If dubs op doesnt do it.
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>>672266680
leave hand brake off
lie in front of car
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Can i please have your car OP? I don't have one :(
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>>672266068
Yes>>672266208
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I had to pee but I've already been in here for like an hr lol I peed in a bottle. >>672266945
I'm in my car trying to kill myself you fuck why would I care if I die later lol
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>>672266680
youre just emotional dude. go buy some xanax and youll be fine. leave the car, and start hyperventilating outside for about 20 minutes. youre being a fucking retard if youre killing yourself. youre just emo, grow a pair seriously, come on now.. anxiety? is it due to self image issues? you reap what you sow pal; learn about diet and nutrition, gain some muscle mass and get stronger. cut your hair, do something.. i have a bullet in between my brain halves that could kill me at any moment and i love my life. i'm not going to live to be 23 very likely; i'm 20 right now. listen to some music man, change your energy/mood.. dont be a dummy
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>>672267243
If you're gonna kill yourself then why pee in the bottle?
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>>672264002
Just when you think some people are too stupid to live, along comes someone too stupid to die.
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It isn't worth it OP. Suicide is the most cowardly thing a man can do. Don't do it the easy way.
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>>672267034
Not a guy but thanks.
I have recurring nightmares for finding my friends body.
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you have a phone number?
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>>672266680
>I'm 23

You pathetic fucking faggot. At least wait until you feel this way at 40 and reconsider. Your posting this on /b/ because you're obviously crying for help. If you really wanted to do it, you would just do it instead of announcing it. You have a lot more shit ahead to do this at that age. Get out of the fucking car and experience shit you fucking crybaby.
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>>672267341
Don't make a mess faggot. At least be considerate.

>>672267243
Just wait it out a little longer, bliss will meet you soon.
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>>672267347
medium kek
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>>672267387
>finding
Show op your tits. Save a life.
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>>672264002
Nice bait lol
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>>672267047
Can't I'm on a tablet
I was gonna buy a gun cause I have like a grand upstairs but I figured this would be better to clean up. Also I got paranoid about it. Seriously this is bs idk why it's taking so long. I push on the gas and can't feel exhaust from the hose.. And there is no holes in the hose as far as I'm aware of.
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>>672267417

1-800-you-rgay
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>>672267144
it will forever smell, the reek of piss tobacco failure and OPs last bowel release will haunt its ducts and defeat all scented pine trees
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>>672267387
I'm gonna die. Hopefully. Tits or gtfo.
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>>672267417
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>672266894
You haven't been lurking several times longer than I have, that's mathematically impossible. Not that it matters.

Typing with grammar or not you still seem like you have downs.
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>>672267301
>bullet in my brain halves

are you a superhero
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OP just drink antifreeze broski, it's sweet
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>>672267433
I posted this cause b enjoys this kind of shit
You sick fuckers you.
And also for the attention.
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>>672267347
this this THIS top kek
kek
e
k
bottom
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>>672267448
when you die you will shit yourself
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>>672267527
I was first to find him in the car. That's what I meant, and it's disgusting. Plus: OP doesn't deserve these spectacular tits.
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>>672267735
i could say the same about you right now for passing judgment so ignorantly. i literally dont have a single friend and i am very certain that ive spent far more time online than you. i literally dont have friends. i literally havent had a friend in like 10 years man. im not even kidding, though it'll probably change soon
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>>672267876
No I did it this way because it'd be painless cause I'm a coward. And also because slitting your wrists is a lot harder than I thought.
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>has a car
>obviously a /b/tard
>friday night
>not going downtown and running a bunch of people over
its like you're trying to not be an hero.
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>>672267632
This buahaha
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>>672267538
is it a convertible?
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>>672267676
I hope tits or gtfo are your last words. That would be beautiful.
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>>672268003
Can you please ask me a question.
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>>672268041
the problem is there is too much oxygen in your carbon monoxide stream, OP. how have you got your setup? let me guess, a garden hose and some duct tape
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>>672267676
Op: >>672267697
Die a lonelier fag than you are now
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>>672268003
u spelt mediocre incorrectly
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>>672268174
Kek
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>>672267881
No, you're just an idiot.
>boo-hoo, I'm 23, have nerves, have a grand upstairs and life is tooooooooo hard

There's a billion people out there that would gladly trade places with you. Pick your shit up, use the grand to buy a hooker, and do something with yourself.
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he ded

lyk dis if u cry evertim
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>>672267935
You can't be this retarded.
You only shit yourself if your bowels are full.
And most likely you won't shit yourself because you'll have used the bathroom before passing peacefully in your soft bed.

So like I said before, be considerate.
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Mods report IP to 911 dispatcher.
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>>672268021
I'm not sure if you're trying to brag about how few friends you have and how much time you spend online.

Since you spend so much time online you should be used to people "passing judgement so ignorantly".
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>>672268200
That's my exact setup.. So it'll just take longer right? I'll be honest my stomach is hurting a bit and I feel slightly foggy but that's it.. After about an hr and a half.
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>>672268355
Lyk
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>>672268345
tuff love dr phil
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>>672265979
Well this doesn't add up

YET ANOTHER BAIT YA'LL

Seriously thw /b/ stands for /b/ait nowadays
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>>672264002
I think the real victim is whoever has to clean this prick up once he finally dies.
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>>672264277
Might be a Prius
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>>672268639
I'm on my tablet. In the garage. My parents have wifi you fucking retard.
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>>672268485
turn your vents on to recirculate instead of introduce outside air, breath longer and deeper breaths, make sure the window is SEALED properly and for fuck sakes make sure the hose is in the exhaust far enough for the love of christ.
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>>672268283
What?
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Get out of the car, OP. This is coming from a suicidefag myself.

It isn't time for you yet.
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>>672268639
Yeah, if he had a car he could just drive off a bridge. /b/ait.
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>>672264799
Try taking the end of the hose out of your ass
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>>672268730
Take a pic of the hose etc. Do it. There is 0 smoke in the car atm
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>>672268803
death has spoken

your death will be from choking on a gentleman of colors phallus
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>>672268360
all the liquid shit packed inside the 3 miles of gut has to go somewhere and you slack dead sphincter won't be holding it in
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>>672267857
nope i just got really lucky. i got hit in the shoulder too, somebody was trying to kill me. the bullet entered the back of my head, I turned my head to my right and it entered at just the right angle as to not kill me. i likely have brain damage and x rays show that the bullet is falling out toward the back of my head at a downward, diagnal angle slowly. it could drop at any moment and tear my brainstem. im sure it sounds like bullshit but it's not. i had a nerve cut between my left shoulder and my neck so that i wouldnt go into shock and die
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>>672268730
>says the guy who cant kill himself right
o im laffin
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>>672268743
Wait the hose has to be farther in the exhaust?
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>>672268893
Actually if he put it IN his ass that might speed up the process.
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>>672268191
What? ?
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>>672268978
if you put it in further, it gives the exhaust a better chance of entering the hose before it has a chance to escape out your obvious failure of a tape job, because lets get real, you're killing yourself so obviously you're gonna fail this too
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If he's on wireless, can mods see the IP of the home modem, google it to get his ISP, and call a 911 dispatcher in that area? Us EMTs and Hazmat folks have to respond to this stuff.
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>>672268950
also either the bullet hole in my head was widened, or another separate hole was made also so i wouldn't die. i think it had to do with pressure in the brain. it was a long time ago and i was told i had a form of amnesia and PTSD the morning after the surgery
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>>672264002
Why don't you just try using the hose you're trying to siphon deadly fumes into your car with to butt chug a handle of vodka. I hear that can kill you.
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I'm gonna get out and show you my setup so you faggots don't think I'm lying.
You fucks better chill with me for another hour though.. And seriously tell me if I did something wrong
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>>672264002
Turn the vents off. Some newer vehicles turn the A/C on automatically on every setting except dash vents to reduce humidity when its raining outside.
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>>672268950
u might not be a superhero but i think u have gained some kind of extrasensory ability from your brush with death, maybe like constantine

or maybe u have psychic abilities now and can talk to the dead like the ghost whisperer

except instead of ghosts it's prostitutes
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>>672269051
Ask me a question damnit. That way I can deny answering it until you show me your tits.
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>>672269237
Killing yourself is wrong, you selfish fuck.
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>>672269198

You're no fun.
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>>672269090
>>672269311
it's a 94, recirc air + no cabin filter = success
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>>672269232
You don't need to fuck up a car's interior with deadly fumes and fog up a garage to kill yourself. You're already taking a child away from their parents jackass, the least you could do is try to not make too big of a mess.
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>>672264002
Pull a spark plug wire
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Booooooring. Op you're boring.
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Really isn't worth it. Living is tough...but its really not as bad as people make it seem. If you kill yourself then you're just dying. But what if you actually made an impact in people's lives yout...will have a reason to live then when you actually die people will miss you. Pleasent
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>>672269516
this OP, it will cause the car to run rich and misfire
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>>672268730
>failing at killing self
>something even tweenagers manage in minutes
>fucking retard
kek
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Take some molly you'll feel better
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>>672269391
Yes right of course. I forgot the rule.
Anon what are your thoughts on this thread?
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>>672269511
And c'mon don't be so boring about it man. Do something we can enjoy seeing on television tomorrow. If you want us to wait with you the least you could do is help us out... geez...
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>>672269578
>Really isn't worth it. Living is tough...but its really not as bad as people make it seem
living is infinitely better than the alternative, which is non-existence
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>>672269329
i was actually told i have a guardian angel. and i actually believe it. i'm writing a book, it's in a very early stage in a text file
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>>672269685
show tits cunt
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>>672269753
mom get off 4chan
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>>672264002
Drill a hole in the catalytic converter
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>>672269770
does she have an irish accent and a negro follows her around
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>>672269801
Eat your load cunt!
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>>672269881
no he carries a lance actually
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>>672264002
It will make my night if you don't do this OP. At least shoot some people before you go out and suicide.
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>>672264002
Op go kill Trump and make a difference in the world before you kill urself.
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The carbon monoxide is getting sucked up into your vents or is filling up your Attic. Your Attic has ventilation and is keeping you alive. Congrats you now have a headache.
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>>672266011
>>672266240
His decision, his life. You have no empathy
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>>672269986
y..you too
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>>672269989
a nine inch meat lance?
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>>672264002
Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
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>>672265371
Put your seatbelt on before an accident happens
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>>672266011
>god is real
lies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDGuNWu9WSo
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>>672266690
Dont force your magical fantasies on someone who could soon be free of pain, you enormous sociopath
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OP is kil

Goodnight sweet prince
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>>672270275
Write something weird down on a note before you die. Something that means absolutely nothing. People will think so hard about what it could possibly mean, and it'll be your little joke from hell.
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sure is special snowflake in here
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>>672270444
And cause a bunch of other people pain? What about the person that finds him, or his family that have to deal with the sadness of losing a son/brother?

He's the sociopath, not me.
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>>672265388
yeah like this anon said dont give up give 1 more hour
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Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
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>>672264002
I've kind of encouraged this a little bit, and I'm starting to feel guilty. Am I a bad person for encouraging people to kill themselves on /b/?
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>>672270444
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Ok I fixed it.. The exhaust blew the tape off -.-
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>>672270806
http://legal.4chan.ca/press/sg.mp4
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>>672270218
i have empathy, trust me
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>>672264002
All these sheltered virgins provided for by their family...
You dont know nothing
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>>672270958
>double negative

So he does know something!
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>>672265590
god damn /b/ is full of shitty people now days its okay okay OP just put ur foot on the gass that will help out
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>>672269685
Fuck you whore show me your tits or gtfo.
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>>672270383
nope. i'm gonna get v& if i say too much but believe me bro, god is real. peace and love.
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>>672270806
maybe the sadness will be over whelming and they will also kill themselves

a two fer
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>>672270855
Yes
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>>672270869
just don't
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>>672270869
make sure its in a good 4-5 inches before the tape on the pipe. the pipe will get warm, and water will drip from it so make sure you make it last
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My setup
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>>672270828
Is it so unconceivable someones heroing on /b/ and posting results? People do this shit all the time. I for one applaud OP for giving back some OC before he goes. You will be missed /b/ro
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>>672270869
1.6L engine... it'll still take a while. Try revving the engine up around 2800
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>>672271216
jesus christ get a shorter hose you fucking failure
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>>672271216
>Arizona

You should Thelma and Louise it into the grand canyon and get some other /b/tard to tape it so we can watch.
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>>672270869
Just gave a license plate. Call this in to 911 dispatch folks. Can anybody tell what state this is?
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>>672271216
We have a license plate, someone call 911
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>>672270869
Don't do it you stupid faggot. I'll be your friend and drive to you right now where are you post zip
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>>672264002
may you find peace
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>>672270869
Are you looking at jail time or unwanted paternity?
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I didn't have a shorter hose. My parents will be home in the morning and I'm lazy. Anyway I'm back in the car and its goin down. Just waiting now
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>>672271229
Not inconceivable, just immensely unlikely.
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>>672271391
See
>>672271386
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>>672268657
> 94 Toyota Corolla
> might be a prius
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Arizona
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Better option https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IKwO7PsLHP8
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Good luck figuring out wtf my license plate says on the phone fags.
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>>672271322
>>672271216


play this song loudly OP.. and do some thinking..

https://soundcloud.com/user-802438031-334830308/jimi-hendrix-band-of-gypsys-02-machine-gun


i wouldve posted a youtube link but due to copyright fuckery this song is actually not on youtube..
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Grand canyon state.... Trivia time b.... What state is this you fucktards
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Save save some time, unhook and drive to Walmart and buy some antifreeze. Chug entire jug, walk back in and go play a demo console.
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Dude...CO2 is an awful way to go, at least use the helium method....
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>>672271391
it says grand canyon state...
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>>672264002
nigga don't do it
plz
life is cool ya know, it's just a bad moment my man
is not your fault m8
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>>672271216
If only I were back in my homestate. I'd have a beer with you.

What brought you here?
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Arizona license plate BNA (partial), 94 Toyota Corolla. 1974 vehicle registered to same household. Arizona folks please call this in to 911. Advise to stage law enforcement and Hazmat team. Anybody get the rest of the plate?
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>>672271739

BNA 7(7/1)(0/8)
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>>672264002
Open the garage door /b/ro

Checkem
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>drives a 94 toyota corolla


yeah i'd kill myself too.
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Okay, OP showed most of Arizona license plate. Anyone make out those numbers?
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>>672271993
B?NATT0?
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>>672268086
Do this OP. If you want to die, run over some people for us then drive to a special location and kill yourself.
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>>672271775
OP just do this man. im not saying listen and die, but i bet this will change your mind. listen to the whole song.. preferably get some air while you do it because its 12 mins and i dont want u to lose track of time and die while u listen tbh
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>>672271421
>BNA7_8_
That's all I could make out from those two pictures.
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dont do it man..
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>>672270910
kek
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If it will make you guys feel better feel free to call the popos. Rats.
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>>672272188
>>672272034
>>672271993
BNA 787 or
BNA 781
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>>672271107
Nup
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>>672271322
whats your name OP
for 4chan history
we had toaster steve
we need a name for you
hose pipe bill
monoxcide mike
help us out
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Fucking call it in Arizona fags. Dispatch can narrow it down really fast given the state, make, module, year, and plate info we have save this guy. He can still do good in the world.
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>>672272290
At this point I want to save your life just to spite you. No free passes dickhead.
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Also good luck this car was de registered I havent had insurance in months
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>>672268730
you are at your parents house? dont cause them the trouble of finding you dead you asshole. maybe move our before deciding to kill yourself.
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I have a better idea OP take your car and ram it into a police station or somthinggoing 90or100mph you will die then
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>>672271775
>>672272140
God bless you OP. Hope you're trolling us, or hope you survive somehow, maybe by somebody finding and stopping you. I have to go to bed, but God bless.
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Agreed, cm on Arizona, I'd do it but not the same state
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ITT: White Knights: A Showcase
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az fag here were ya at op
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Were on it thanks guys
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I reccomend stranglebating
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At least kill some ragheads before you die cunt.
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>>672271993
The day /b/ saved an an heroing faggot

Not today OP have fun in the psych ward. Last chance disconnect everything play it off as a prank before u get v& it'll make for a much better night trust me you do not want that shit you'll be locked up w all the crazies. Stop doing what you're doing before they find you and your brain turns to mush by time they get there and they keep you on life support and you're a vegetable the rest of your life. Use this as a life lesson or whatever and keep living. Its the only life you get unless you're facing hard time it's not worth it to die. Do as I said above trust me.
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>>672271808

Mississississississippi
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OP go to the ER and do not go through with this GO TO THE ER DO NOT DO THIS
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>>672272387
>OP faggot can do good
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>>672272385
Hose pipe bill????
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>>672264002
There's a movie on netflix about a guy that can't kill himself so he hires a hitman who also cannot kill him
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>>672272528
As if the state doesn't keep records. Bureaucrats love filing shit away. De- registered....pffft.
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>>672272672
it's not even being a white knight. obviously everyone on this site is fucked up but i doubt most of us want this guy to die. i hope he realizes he's making a mistake
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>>672272385
What about Gardenhose Gary?
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>>672271993
DNAT 181
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>>672272672
>not somebody to kill themselves
> muh edge

Go to bed you child
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Quick before the police arrive! Leave now and get the antifreeze! It's way less painful too, feels like you're getting drunk and then nothing.
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>>672271421
Are you mentally ill ? Why would you ruin OP's chance to be free of crushing sorrow ?
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>>672272385
Carbon Carl
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>>672272578
Lastly I'll warn you OP that suicide actually warrants a pretty severe punishment in the afterlife. You are giving up your body.. inb4 judgmentalfags gonna hate, I'm telling you the truth and if you kill yourself you will see and you will remember this post and regret what you've done immensely. It's better to have somebody else kill you. Good night, God bless.
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>>672269753
How is living better than "not knowing you're not alive"?
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OP kill yourself fast. These fags are gonna call the police and you'll get put in a psych ward. That is a fate worse than death. Do it OP, do it quickly.
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>>672264002
Use bag to collect exhaust sample, then timestamp.
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>>672272845
I think all of us want him to die. Natures spring cleaning and you should be next.
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MORE PICS
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>>672272385
CO2 Otto
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Arizona public safety dept:
5208361057

call with partian plate BNA on a 94 Toyota Corolla. 1974 vehicle registered to same household. Subject threatening suicide by carbon monoxide. Advise to send Hazmat and stage law enforcement as well.
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>>672272929
rolling
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dude, if this is real please don't do this shit, there's always times when we feel like dying but just don't do it now man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyrZ6RxceEE much love from BT
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>>672272902
Did you die?
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go out side and take a walk and think about the impact this will have on your famíy
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>>672272845
And who are you to make this choice FOR him? He's a fucking man, if he wants to go out on his own terms, I commend him for having the balls to do it.
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