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Waifu Claim Thread: 3.0
>goodnight edition
Claim your waifu, discuss and insult others.

>Stocking claimed
Goodnight Anons! It's been a good run.
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Best girl taken
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>>672254774
Goodnight stockinganon! Good job staying up!
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>>672254774
Last claim. Goodnight Stockinganon! See you guys tomorrow

>Rubyanon
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Claimed, night stockinganon
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>>672254774
Toasting in your honor, Stockinganon.
>>672255091
Goodnight, Rubyanon.
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>>672255091
Goodnight rubyanon! I'll stay for this thread then I have things to do, so this'll be my last thread
>Roseanon
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>>672255228
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Night Stockinganon
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>>672255091
>>672254774
>>672255081


Goodnight again
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>>672255091
Night Rubyanon!

>>672255294
Glad I caught you before you went to bed!
How was your day today?
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>>672254774
Goodnight, Stocking. Hope you sleep well, glad we could make your night a little better.

Obligatory claim.
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>>672255650
Pretty good, I just spent it playing blade and soul, how was your day?
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Sanya is love.
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>>672256142
Sanya is life.
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Will this thread make it?
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Can your waifu dance?
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>>672256098
Helped my Grandpa with some stuff on his computer.
Just needed a few updates.
He asks for help with easy stuff, and I figure he'd enjoys the company.
Watched Metropolis with him and took him out to dinner.
It was a pretty good day.

>>672256063
Hey there Handanon.
How've you been?
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>>672256142
>>672256434
When did you get here Elia?
>>672256481
Probably not.
>>672256507
I have no idea, I can't dance at all though so it wouldn't do us much good.
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Claimed
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>>672256507
Are you kidding?
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>>672256507
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>>672256481
My waifu/husbando knows CPR.

>>672256507
It's all in the wrists.

>>672256564
Heyo man, I've been okay. A little stressed out and some anxiety to go with it and what not but it will pass. Thanks for asking man, hope you're doing good.
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>>672256564
That sounded like a fun day!
>>672256701
Welcome back, sylphinanon!
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I like dick!
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>>672257078
>my waifu is now a slut
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>>672256507
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>>672256953
Hi!
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>>672257259
She isn't wearing white for a reason.
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>>672257413
Kek'd a little bit there
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>>672256866
Whats got you so stressed, bro?

>>672256953
It was pretty good.

>>672257259
These are dark times, my friend.
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>>672257565
Nothing important. I just have anxiety issues that can pop up every now and again, stresses me out sometimes. It's all good though, nothing to worry over.

Glad your day went well, sounded like a pretty good time. That's really nice of you to go out and spend time with your grandpa like that.
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Literally same girl
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>>672258004
>Hug
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C.C. Claimed
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>>672258004
You sure you're alright, hand-kun?

>>672257565
Heyo, Reianon.
>Thanks for joining us tonight, Bill!
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>>672257413
I maintain a small percentage of white at all times
>bonus points if you find the unique property of this post
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>>672258004
Alright, as long as you aren't worried.
He's good people.
He's been a musician all his life, and it's really cool getting to hear his stories.

>Remember to smile, Handanon!
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Umaru claimed
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Claiming Mai.
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>>672258636
How the hell is that towel defying gravity?

>>672258637
Hello btw
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>>672258636
Hi atagoanon! How's your day been?
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>>672258991
Probably duct taped to her
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>>672258215
>handshake

>>672258572
Yeah, it's pretty common place now. Just gets annoying every now and again.

>>672258637
Sounds like it, he's a musician? That's cool to know, elderly people have so much to offer to younger people. You don't live that long and not know a thing or two, makes me happy knowing that he's got a good grandson.

>hands can't smile, they can give a thumbs up though.
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>>672258572
Hey there Anon!
How was your day?

>>672258991
Hello, I didn't mean to miss you guys!
How have you been?
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>>672258991
That towel isn't the only thing defying gravity
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>>672258418
Welcome.
>>672257413
>>672258636
>White symbolizes purity
>Milk is white
>Waifu is white
>Has white hair
The purest.
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>>672259398
Well that hair seems a bit choppy...

>>672259378
I'm fine. Got any cool stories from your grandfather you wish to share?
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>>672259432
I never bothered posting gifs before so I'm going crazy right now
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>>672259914
Try not to go too wild!
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>>672259914
>i never get to use this
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>tfw only one gif of your waifu
>tfw a drawfag said he was gonna make one that night or the next day
>tfw that was about a month ago
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>>672254774
I didn't see it here....so....claiming August Tsundere.
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>>672260811
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>>672260811
>>672256507
just an excuse to post all three. That's all.
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>>672260888
Trips confirm
best dancer.
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>>672260888
>me!me!me! Remake
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>>672260973
Killer moves, you win.
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>>672259855
I'll tell my favorite one.

>The year is 1968
>My Grandfather is traveling with his band
>They're passing through Oklahoma, and decide to stop in for the night
>Band starts arguing about where to stay
>One group wants to stay at the Holiday Inn outside the town they're in
>Other half wants to stay at cheap motel, and cut costs
>Argue for over an hour
>Bass player, described as "the biggest fuckin' guy I'd ever known" by my Grandfather
>He decides to put an end to the fight
>Walks into motel and asks to see a room
>They take him to the room where he begins examining everything
>Walks into closet, which is on the other side of the room
>Sprints and jumps onto the bed
>Breaks the bed, flat down to the ground
>Stands up, dusts himself off
>Turns to the Motel worker and says, "this simply wont do."
>They stayed at the Holiday Inn that night

I don't know how well it works in text, but it cracks me up everytime I hear it.
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>>672261068
Mi!Mi!Mikan!
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>>672261137
Did they have to pay for the bed?
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>>672261137
Just left like a boss?
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>>672261137
>this simply won't do
>my wrists
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>>672261104
Lovely.

Thank you, Tumblr. Keep the artwork coming and contain the crazies.
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>>672261341
I assume so.
I've never asked him what happened after.
I almost prefer to believe he didn't, and instead just left.

>>672261560
>>672261650
I can probably remember another one, if you guys want.
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>>672261659
I'm gonna have to search those treacherous jungles for some hand dancing gifs later.

>>672261894
Yes please.
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>>672261894
If he just left right after without paying that'd be hillarious
>legend has it that bed is still laying on the floor today
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>>672259378
Sorry, moved to my bed.
It's been alright, I'm still bit hungry since I only had cup noodles for lunch.
>Again.
It seems you had good time with your grandfather, that is nice, friendo.
>And yes, please share more stories!
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>>672254919
>implying
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>>672262138
keep the thread up for me

>>672262272
That's how I'l always think of it now

>>672262342
Grab something to eat, it'll take me a minute to get the next one out

>Reipic
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>>672262138
Got ya covered, and with neon to. This's what you wanted, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdhhUAZHNi8
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>>672261068
>me!me!me! Remake
>sigh
A parody. A bite distasteful, but a treasure nonetheless.
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>page 7
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>>672262760
I didn't know hand dancing was a thing
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>>672262588
Roger that, enjoy your food. We'll be here when ya get back.

>>672262760
Neon fingers flashing around, fancy. Yes, pretty spot on. Thanks milk man.
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>>672256063
Together <3 forever <3
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>>672262138
>>672262342
>The year is 1965
>Grandfather is playing with his College band still
>They're going around and playing at Universities for their dances
>They arrive at their next gig
>Band member sees a person he went to high school with
>Starts introducing him to the band
>Invites them to go to the bar
>Everyone declines, cause of the gig
>One person accepts
>The drummer
>He goes out with them and hits the bar
>Rest of band starts setting up their equipment
>Hour later, they stumble in, completely drunk
>Everyone is mad at the drummer
>Asks for help setting up his drums
>Nobody helps, telling him he needs to learn from mistakes
>Takes him 30 minutes to piece his kit together
>Band is talking with an administrator from the Uni
>Drummer walks up, stands 3 inches away from the administrators face
>yells, "I SET UP MY KIT"
>Starts turning away
>Rips back around, facing the administrator again
>Adds, "ALL BY MYSELF!"
>Points at the other band members, "FUCK THOSE GUYS"
>They were asked to leave and never invited back
>Never dropped the drummer
>Why?
>"Well, he was one hell of a drummer."
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>>672263840
This is great!
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>>672263840
Haha, damn. Sounds like a funny guy. Yeah, for them not to drop them over that he must have been a damn good drummer.

These stories are fucking good.
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>>672263840
I'm surprised your grandpa didn't tell the drummer to beat it.
>Im bad at jokes I'm sorry
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>>672264379
ba-dum-bum-CHING
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>>672263840
>Drummer walks up, stands 3 inches away from the administrators face
>yells, "I SET UP MY KIT"
This is gold, Reianon
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Qt3.14 is mine
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No waifu no laifu
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>>672264765
Do my eyes deceive me?
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>>672263840
>FUCK THOSE GUYS
I can't stop laughing keep these stories up reinon
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im back
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For prosperity
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>>672265282
Welcome back!

>>672265508
Saved for future generations
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>>672265282
I've been claiming Mugi for years and your ass has lately been fucking me up and I'm being forced to default to Azusa.

Fuck you.
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>>672265282
Looks like the uglier version of Maka Albarn
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>>672264293
>>672264379
topkek
>>672264724
>>672265067
>Year is 1977
>Grandfather is playing with 3 piece jazz band.
>Drums, piano and bass
>Set up to play one night, Pianist is gone
>Times ticking, Grandfather panicking a little
>Bar gets a call
>Pianist at some different bar
>Needs ride
>Grandpa goes and picks him up
>Pianist absolutely hammered
>Grandpa yelling at him, "how the fuck are you going to play a piano when you're fucking drunk?"
>Pianist doesn't say anything whole ride
>Arrive at bar, where Grandpa starts talking to the band leader about the situation
>Pianist stumbles in
>Orders a gin&tonic from the bar
>Sits at piano, starts playing the opening song
>They join and start playing
>Pianist never misses a note, doesn't fuck up
>After gig
Grandpa walks up to Pianist at the bar
>Asks, "how the hell did you pull that off"
>Pianist pulls him close
>Whispers in his ear
>"I can't play sober."
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>>672265960
>insulting mugi
I can't believe I'm reading this

>>672265923
>>672265282
DO what me and rubyanon do, waifu share!
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>>672266148
>"I can't play sober."
Haha, dude's a damn magician.
>I drunk better when I drive
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Legendairy
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>I can't play sober
This is amazing
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>>672266148
Wow i always thought this was just a joke. Musicians actually do this.
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>>672266287
Not my fault you like the inferior girl
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Not gonna let it die.
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No balls to claim dommie Satsuki as eternal waifu fagets?
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>>672267616
Satsuki can't be eternal waifu when we have ruby
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>>672267616
We all have our preference, anon.
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>>672266443
>>672266495
>>672266664
One last one, it isn't as funny, but I can remember it
>Year is 1969
>Grandpa is playing small gigs with a local jazz band
>Drums, trumpet, bass and piano
>Everyone setting up, realize trumpet player is acting strange
>Band leader talks with him, and walks back to the band
>Trumpet player forgot about gig, took some acid earlier
>Everyone's pissed
>Trumpet player insisting he has at least an hour before it hits
>Decide it's only 3 songs, they can make it
>Trumpet player don't know his shit
>Starts getting weird half way through first song
>Not playing the song and just playing his own thing'
>Song ends
>Band leader, out of options, tells everyone to just follow his lead
>35 minutes later the set ends
>Apparently the best gig they ever played

>They dropped the trumpet player
>Reason?
>He wouldn't do acid before every gig

>"He was only good when he was fucked up."

It's not the best, but it's the last one I can remember.
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>>672267616
My balls are reserved for my waifu thank you very much.
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>>672267768
Ahem

>>672267928
No dope no soul.
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>>672267928
Is acid the secret to every successful band performance
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>>672267928
These stories are great, thanks for telling us.

Your grandpa seemingly had a habit for getting drug prodigies.
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BobbyFuckingHill
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>>672267928
Boobs are a hell of a drug
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>>672268269
Probably.

>>672268388
No problem.
When I talk to him next I'll get some more.
I know he's got a few more that I can't fully remember.

>>672268542
That they are.

>Rei picture
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>>672268542
That they are.
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>>672266148
>>672267616
>>672267928

>Based Gramps


>Quit lurking you goddamn coward
I know you're in there, Tomokoanon.
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>>672269005
It's nice how close you are with your grandfather.

>>672269187
welcome back
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Ah, fuck it. I post occasionally, might as well blog a tad.
Pretty sure Luna literally changed my life. I went from an undecided (leaning toward CS with the intent of making money) flunkie in my classes to a much better student in my classes. Not only that, but I no longer have quite as much of a greed for money, but a passion for knowledge so that, as absolutely batshit as it sounds, to create her. I believe it's possible.
Anyway, that's my story.
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>>672269005
Really is cool to read these stories, also nice to know that you and your grandfather have a healthy relationship.
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>>672269519
Where is she from?
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claiming, even though i know no one's taste is as bad as mine
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>>672269756
Virtue's Last Reward, it's a visual novel for 3DS and Vita.
Protip: play Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors for the DS first.
Another Protip: the sequel is coming out soon, but don't go into any threads, tons of spoilers there.
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>>672269325
>>672269749
He's good people.
He raised me till I was 6, so we've always been close.
He's the guy I turn to when I want to watch a good movie, or want a good book recommended.
I also hate the fact that my uncle treats him like shit.
So I take care of his problems around his house and with his computer.
He's also just cool as hell to hangout with.

>Rei stuff
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>>672270342
awwww
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Jesus, I just listened to 3 hours of music.
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>>672270777
this looks new

>yuuko
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>>672270342
I wish I had gotten that close with my grandfather, but it's good to read things like this
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>>672270777
Trips confirm you did. But didn't you say you never listen to music while in these threads about 3 hours ago?
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>>672269325
>But I never left

>>672270342
>I also hate the fact that my uncle treats him like shit.
Is your uncle supposed to take care of him?

>>672270777
>3 hours of music
>Gets trips
Milk is conspirations
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>>672270921
Its not, just haven't posted it much.
>>672271174
Yeah I almost never do but I really wanted to find a certain song form the Civilization Beyond Earth soundtrack so I listened to all 3 hours of it.
>>672271197
Let the Milk flow.
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Squidwaifus :D mine
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>>672271825
I'm sure there's a more efficient way of doing it
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>>672270986
I'm sorry to hear that Anon.

>>672271197
No, my Grandpa isn't in assisted living, he lives by himself.
My uncles just useless and takes advantage of him.
So I don't give my Grandpa a reason to call him.

>Example: My uncle would charge my Grandpa for him to mow the lawn, while he was living there, rent free.
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>>672272306
Maybe, I don't really care though, gave me an excuse to stay awake and keep posting with you guys other than the excuse of staying awake and posting with you guys.
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>tfw no one picks medusa

medusa gorgon is best waifu

other waifu can't compare
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>>672272566
>My uncle would charge my Grandpa for him to mow the lawn, while he was living there, rent free
What the actual? Your uncle sounds like a dick
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Claimed Hatsune Miku
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>>672272888
Trips again confirm 3 hours of music was the correct course of action
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>>672272566
What the fuck man that's horrible. I'd beat him up
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>>672273540
What's up Blakeanon? Got any plans for. The weekend?
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>>672273495
>Got 777
>Then 888
Milk gives me strength.
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Well guys I'm tired so I'm going to sleep, goodnight and I'll talk to you all tomorrow!
>Reinon those stories were 10/10
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>>672273033
He is literally without use.
He is truly useless.
>That's the meanest thing I can say about another person

>>672273526
I'm not a real violent person.
I just don't give my Grandfather any reason to have to call him.
I just plan to slowly exclude him from the family.
He is literally human cancer.

>>672274118
Sleep tight.
I'll have more soon.
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Lime (Saber Marionette J) Claimed!
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>>672274118
Good night red
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>>672272566
It's a good thing that you are there to appreciate him properly, Reianon.
I'm sure he appreciates it, too.
You're a pretty cool guy!

I'm heading to bed, guys, thanks for the thread.
>>672274118
Goodnight.
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>>672274118
Good night, Ruby
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Miho claimed

I am back
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>>672274118
Goodnight.
>>672274876
Welcome back.
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>>672274876
Hello and goodbye
I'm going to sleep.
Goodnight lovelies
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>>672274625
Good night, don't let the refugees bite
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>>672274944
Hi

>>672275196
Night.

I hate getting on late.
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Lets see if we can get the thread to the image limit.
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Goodnight you guys.
I'll try to get some more stories this week.

>Reianon checking out
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>>672276291
I'm running low on ammoo
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>>672276500
So am I but its just 8 more pictures after this one.
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