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Hey /b/. Just heard Adolf Trump will be in Wichita tomorrow at 9am. The location is a 15min drive from my door.
69 decides what I do tomorrow. Watch the news.
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>>672245043
Apply blackface while in audience.
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Assassinate him.
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>>672245043
Go to the mall
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>>672245390
>this
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>>672245043
Bullet to...wherever
Legally acquired gun.
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>>672245043
go offer to suck his balls

there will be a line so take snacks
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>>672245043
attempt to suck his dick on stage
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clap and cheer when everyone else does
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Well, oh boy. This is gonna take a while.
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>>672245043
Good luck getting arrested for talking about potential terrorism plots.

Your house may now be ceased by the police as part of the investigation.

Awesome.
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>>672245390
This or
>>672245480
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COVER ME IN PICKLE JUICE AND CALL ME YOUR SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
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Jerk off and cum on him.
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>>672245286
I vote you do what this anon says. Would be funny as hell and would make a great news story bashing fucking degenerate trump supporters. Make them look bad, OP. Hit them where it hurts, right in their pride.
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Light yourself on fire and rape him
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>>672245043
Kill yourself.
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>>672245669
YOU FUCKED WASTED IT.
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>>672245669

Winrar!!!
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>>672245669

nigger
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>>672245598
Kekklez
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>>672245669
well then...
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>>672245740
He didn't waste it. Because he didn't post anything for OP to do, we don't count his post and wait for the next 69 after his.

Here is my suggestion OP. Take off your clothes cover yourself in monopoly money taped to your body and run around in front of the camera screaming about how trumps money is no more legit than yours. Claim to be the richest man in the world because you gave yourself an imaginary loan of 500 trillion dollars and talk at great length about an obsession with wheres waldo books. Talk about how finding waldo has been the main inspiration for your life and how it taught you many important key skills to be a leader. End your speech by spinning around stripping your money off until you collapse on the ground naked and hump the ground until they arrest you.
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>>672245043
Blow job
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Vote for him
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>>672245669
Well i wasn't expecting that, but you win. Address?
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>>672245390
Rolling
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Shoot him with a manlicker carcanno rifle.
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Heckle his speech.

He tweeted this. It has SS Waffen German soldiers.
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Follow and join his political party blindly
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>>672245043
Do this to him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WepSpYTU1F0
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>>672245043
Kill yourself
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I'm a queer Muslim half black transracial gender fluid Hispanic Jewish Rabbi a quarter chinese, one third eskimo and I'm voting Trump
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>>672246359
this
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>>672245390
This
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>>672245390
This. Duh.
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>>672245390
Roll
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>>672245390
Rolling
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>>672246359
Roll for this
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>>672245043
reach for his dick then kill your self
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Nothing wrong with Trump, if anything go and support him, he is the only candidate to pay for his campaign by himself without lobbyist.
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>>672245043
Cheer for him
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>>672246359
this
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>>672250447
The God King, Emperor Trump.
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>>672245043
Holy shit please kill him....
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Or just kill him and yourself.
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Clan hood
69 getem
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Throw a shoe but don't miss
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>>672245390
This, with a kitchen knife so we can lol at gun control freaks
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>>672251274
Roll
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>>672245043
try to have sex with him
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>>672251399
re
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Throw him a hotdog
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>>672245043
>very much butthurt
>willing to be a degenerate
>Sanders voter detected

its all over but the crying
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>>672251626
This :O
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>>672245043
Pop on Klan hat in the middle of his speech.
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slap him
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>>672246359
Roll
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>>672251399
this
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>>672251626
Pls this
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Pull down his pants and get to work
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Klan Hat
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Be an hero OP.
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Scream "Fuck niggers!" and see how many people in the crowd agree.
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>>672245043
>b OP
>drive 15 minutes from my door and 30 minutes from the rest of my fucking house because Wichita and fucking tornadoes.
>Enter building
>Support Trump
>Yell "Trump 2016! USA USA USA USA"
>jump up and down excitedly to the chanting. Fall down and another guy falls on top of you.
>start making out
>OP sucking dick because OP is giant faggot
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>>672252100
Roll
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shoot the nigger
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>>672245669
Please kill yourself fag
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Just scream the entire time.
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>>672245390
Rolling
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Throw him a shoe
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>>672245043
Go in black face.
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>>672252144
Reroll
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>>672245390
Re rolling
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>>672252100
This
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>>672245390
this
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Don't do anything
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Kansas is a backward assed Jesus freak State run by preacher/ayatollahs
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>>672245390
Come on reroll
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go to the rally and support him in a positive manner
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Bring a gun and holler like a redneck and fire into the air
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shake his hand
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>>672245043
>9am
>Saturday

Sleep in fucknugget
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Get a cup of semen, then run up to the fucker then pour that shit on him, and then kick him in the dick for good measure.
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>>672252595
This
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go in black face
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holy shit kill yourselves butthurt libs lmao
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>>672245043
Streak
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>>672252595
this
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this
>>672252100

then this
>>672245390

while this
>>672252441
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Throw eggs at him
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>>672252605
I live in Kansas. You're not wrong.
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Shoot him in the cock
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>>672252718 reroll
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Kill him.
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>>672252864
THIS.
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give him a blueberry waffle
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>>672252904

Lawrence is liberal because of KU
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I also heard he will be doing a live show here

http://frtyb.com/go/z49J_bAaEj/DEFAULT
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>>672251399
kek, this
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sixtaa ninnnnnn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1vbR5qQcQ
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Engage him in sodomy.
Don't take "no" for an answer.
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>>672252100
This
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Roll m8
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>>672245790
Being this new
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Shoot him and strip naked while shouting "normies get out"

proceed to shit and piss yourself until you're removed or shot
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>>672245390
Reported
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yell GO TRUMP!
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>>672253269
WINRAR
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>>672245043
Mix bleach and windex then put a copper and/or zinc compound in (two pennies usually work well, but other coins might work). Secure the solution with a container that won't let the gas seep out, as it's nerve gas. Then, when he's on stage, take the lid off the container, as CO2 has built up in there and a huge amount of O2 will replace it immediately. Be sure to have a gas mask. Throw the now potent liquid that has been seeping for a whole day into a huge part of the crowd near him so people either are hurt and he loses support on a massive scale or he gets hurt and cannot run. That, or he might get more votes if he somehow talks his way out. There you go. Good luck. Also, if you don't have a gas mask, a rag soaked in urine that is put over your nose with a surgeon mask over it also works, as disgusting as that sounds.
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>>672245043
The death of a thousand cuts with a woman's study degree
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Tell him to feel the bern then light yourself in fire
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>>672253269
Lame af
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lol

Mexicans detected in this tread
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>>672252977
absoloute madman
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throw a tomato at him
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>>672253269
WINRAR
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>>672245390
This
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>>672253539
>Anarchy cookbook
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>>672245043
Enter building with a flamethrower yelling "Feel the Bern!" while scorching anyone with in distance. Continue until out of fuel or until you are shot.
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>>672253269
Winrar, do it
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>>672253269
paid for winrar
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>>672245043
Go to his speech and enthusiastically cheer in lock step with rest of crowd at everything trump says. Buy a "make America great again" bubba hat for all your friends and relatives, as well as yard signs. Become the buggiest most convincing trump fan imaginable until he's elected in november.

Check em
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>>672245669
fucking autist
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>>672246359
Rolling for this
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>>672245043
>Implying you could stump THE trump.
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>>672245043
Implying he's more like hitler then bernie...
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>>672253269
This isn't as extreme, however OP would have no problem doing this unless he is a pussy. Make sure to film it OP
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>>672245043
ICP - Flamethrower.mp3
Fuck the police
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>>672254489
Bernie and Hitler are both Jews
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>>672245390
Rolling for assassination
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>>672245043
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>>672253269
This is going to be good.
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Allahu akbar the place while yelling REEEEEEEEEE, front row if you can
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rolling
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Assassinate him
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>>672245390
we're all rolling for this shit OP
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Yell "TRUMP YES" while everyone is silent and then go back home to continue your sorry ass life
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>>672245390
Kek
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suck his dick
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Take your clothes off and fan your dick
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>>672253269
WINRAR
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>>672245043
kek you lot really think he is a bad man cuz bad words don't you?

you haven't the slighest clue? so everyone like hillary, and Trump is a bad man cuz bad words?

he be
>racis
>sexis
>misgyonist
>xenophobe
>islamophobe
>bigot
>says bad words

jees.. you're still here... it's like fucking huffpost in here. wake up, do some research
This man will kill the SJW and you should all be happy for it... one day you will all see
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>>672245043
k
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okay I wuz a bit fast with conclusions I see

this is infact me Donald Trump browing /b/ for nudes
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>>672245390
Roll
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>>672245043
Cheer and support him.
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nah no nudes here.. also drunk

screw you faggots I'm out
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>>672245043
run him down and fuck him in the ass to death
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>>672253322
Checked
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>>672252138
Kek
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>>672245043
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bark at him like a dog would an intruder until he leaves or youre escorted of premises
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>>672256769
There it is
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>>672256769
winrar??
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Shoot him
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>>672246359
Rolling :v
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kill niggers
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>>672257191
Congratulations you made the list..
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>>672245043
Take off all clothes. Throw them in trash bin. Run towards stage naked.
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>>672245669
Fucking kek
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>>672245043
Kill Trump
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>>672245390
roll for this
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>>672245043
Ask time suck him off to help make america great again
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>>672245390
>672245390
Winrar!
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>>672245390
Recreate 'the dead zone'. When Trump uses a child as a human shield, his popularity will plummet.
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>>672245390
gimme trips and make your mark on the world. make the entire world a better place for all of humanity.
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>mfw dumb kids get a knock on the door soon
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>>672245390
you can do it
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>>672245043

Do nothing betacuck.
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run up to him and suck his dick
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>>672256110
kek, newfag... learn to timestamp
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Tell him he has a tiny penis and then shoot him while he's proving it to you
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>>672260437
Reroll
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>>672245390
trips get
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>>672259991
Almost quads
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>>672260753
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>>672245390
69 get
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>>672245043
Run on stage with your arms open and cry, "dad! I've finally found you!!"
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>>672252373
Rolling for this Go up to him kick in the leg him push him over then roll him
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>>672245043
Kill him, be the hero America needs.
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>>672245043
Vote for him
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You will kill him to make America great again!
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MURDER DEATH KILL

MURDER DEATH KILL
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>>672245043
kill him
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wag your weenie at him
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>>672245043
Pull off Ivanka's dress, expose her cock.
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>>672245286
>this
or
>>672245390
>this
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>>672245286
underrated post
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Assassinate
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>>672245390
rolling
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dildo ass on tv
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>>672245286
roll
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Since he is an unkillable god you should offer to suck his cock scream it in the croud often he will tell you to speak up really give you a chance to offer your mouth to our next God King
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Write "TRUMP FUCKED MY ASS" on your chest and back and then go streaking
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>69 decides what I do tomorrow
Vote for him.
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>>672262243
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>>672245286
this
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>>672245286
>>672245390
either or
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>>672245043
>Hey /b/. Just heard Adolf Trump will be in Wichita tomorrow at 9am. The location is a 15min drive from my door.

>confirmed for underage b&
reported and sage
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kill him
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>>672245043
Run up on stage, take pants off, masterbate
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>>672262482
>reported and sage
What's it like being a faggot?
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>>672262243
>>672262314
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>>672245043
Masturbate furiously
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>>672245286
I need this in my life.
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Scream "Kill the niggers" at him
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>>672262628
Roll
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Solve this
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>>672245043
Ask if Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
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Vote for him
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Run around with a dildo in your ass yelling "trump did this to me"
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Shoot him.
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>>672262993
some rando kills drumpf amirite?
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>>672245043
ACTUAL RECENT QUOTE FROM DONALD TRUMP FOUND ON CNN:

"i like to dress up as wolvy (my 3rd fav x man)
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my wolverine suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
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>>672245043
Ask him to whip out his cock and prove rubio wrong
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Ask him to sign a picture of Bernie
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Wave a confederate flag around
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>>672245043
kill him.
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Hold poster saying bush did 9/11
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>>672254158
kek
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Wear a thong and nothing else
Paint "fuck Korea" on chest.
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>>672262993
>retarded corn ticket business nigger
Also, rolling for you to hold up this sign.
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>>672245043
>15min drive from my door
>drive
lol, the answer is obvious, isn't it? Run him over.
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>>672245043
be black
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>>672250447

If he is paying for his own campaign, why does he have a donate button on his site?
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>>672245390
ROLLING THIS SHIT
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After every single point that he makes, scream put loud, "that's not what Hilary said!!"
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show him your ass and ask him to give you one of his trump steaks
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>>672250601
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>>672245043

Get into rally.

Yell and scream knowing he will stop and do his "THROW HIM OUT - I'D PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH IF I WAS DOWN THERE" schtick.

Get grabbed by Trump security.

Little do they know you ingested well timed poison before.

Die instantly in their hands.

>make huge history

profit
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>>672256769
Bad...wait...good idea??
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Go dressed in women's clothing and blackface.
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>>672245390
roll
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>>672245390
Roll
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>>672245043
>Wichita
Threre are actual people living in Kansas? I thought it's just a meme.
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tell him to deport all the chineses
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>>672245652
4chin can't knock over a card stand
Trump has nothing to worry about as OP never delivers
oh and if this is 69, then OP should order 50 pizza's. at least that may happen
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YOU CANT STUMF THE DRUMPF
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>>672245043
1. Wear a "Make Donald Drumpf Again" hat.
2. Punch redneck
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!
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>>672262993
door knob, corn cob, time flies with united airlines
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>>672256110

top kek

>you are doing the work of dog, anon
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>>672245390
69 GET
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Hold a giant sign that says

"I'm a bottom"
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>>672264122
No, I've been to Kansas. It's where we send the burgers that aren't trainable.
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>>672261611
His daughter is ivanka...
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>>672245043
run naked in the audience in front of the cameras
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>>672264298
Rollll
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>>672245390
ROLL
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bring a nazi flag
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>>672261470
Go back to the 90's hippy
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>>672245390
for this
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>>672245390

nice dubs
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