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>>672219021
I want to fuck you up the ass.
>>672219173
only whites please
>>672219021
m....micheal?
>>672219390
My name is Selena, not michelle.
>>672219488
Oh, and now it's tits or gtfo time.
>>672219944
Timestamp.
>>672219944
Maybe we just should have had a naughty bits of /b/ thread.
>>672219021
Buna Selena. Ce zici?
>>672219021
What country are you from?
>>672220725
De unde esti? Esti Bogdan?
Me gaming
Michael? I thought you were dead!
>>672220975
Craiova. Tu? Si nu, ma cheama Alex.
>>672220991
You wanna bottom fuck boi?
>>672221315
Est un imbecil, Bogdane. Sau Alex, sau cum dumnezeii ma-tii te cheama.
>>672221432
im not gay you fucking nigger. And im from finland, my name is Joel :)
If you show your face and tits again you win the thread and we can go home.
>>672221715
VECINA DE LA PARTER SIA LOAT ELICOPTER
>>672221914
Show your ass whore.
Okay? Voiam doar sa zic salut. Nu sunt prea multi romani pe /b.
r8 me
Me and my wife
>>672222434
Pai pentru ca romanii sunt tarani. Sunt ocupati sa o ajute pe ma-sa la sapat gradina.
And tits
>>672222539
Fabulous/10
>>672222539
deadeyed dollfaced flat whitebread
>>672222147
MA OMOARA MA OMOARAAA
>>672222218
OMG WHERE IS THE 2222222???
>>672222636
#cucksforbernie
>>672222653
Apreciem mult ajutorul. Am terminat castravetii, mai avem de facut vinetele si terminam.
My pretty face.
MODS MODS MODS
>>672223020
Eu nu stiu ce sunt acelea vinete, dar ma bucur ca tu stii. Char daca esti oligofren, macar stii ce sunt vinetele.
>>672223036
God dam u ugly man, i puked on the screen, u nowlook better!
Rate me faggots
>>672223323
timestamp faggot
>>672223323
Looking good, gain some weight ;)
>>67222222
>>672223377
Unfuckable piece of breathing jelly
>>672223197
Cam asa arata vinetele. Unele au mai multe vene, unele au mai putine. Sper ca asta a ajutat.
>>672219173
fag
>>672219307
would hang with
>>672222434
cant tell if dude or not
>>672222539
nope
>>672221914
played an ESEA pug with you before, nice shots
>>672222222
/pol/ in a image
>>672223377
God dam, there is alot of fattys
>>672219173
8/10
>>672219307
4/10 but you have potential if you could lose weight
>>672222539
fag/10
>>672223036
3/10
>>672219021
Esti din Vaslui?
rate me my man
>>672223723
10/10 BRANDON IS SO COOL
>>672223651
Multumesc pentru informatie, draga concetatene, Acum te rog sa mergi mai incolo si sa te caci pe ma-ta. Multumesc.
Rate my kids
M/24/Germany reporting in
>>672223660
lol thanks^^
kik: arielsweat
My cat is the best thing I can offer to the internet.
>>672223658
Long hair here. I usually keep it in a tail as it makes my jaw look wider. As for why I have the long hair, I like it long. Do I really look that faggy without a tail?
>>672224102
going to a LAN soon? :D
>>672224044
You are so goodlooking that I want to give you my girlfriend.
>>672224250
no i have social anxiety.
>>672224197
I choked a cat once, in a plastic bag and tighting it with duct tape
>>672224044
SS solider
You can't be more beautiful than me.
>>672224474
You wish that were you.
>>672224436
sorry to hear
>>672223580
Thanks /b/ro. I'm a 5'9" manlet weighing in around 162 pounds. If I do pack on any more weight I'm hoping to not go above 165-167 though.
>>672224480
Edgy kid out ya go, come back in a few years
Middle currently
>>672222636
Who's the nigglet?
>>672224370
Ugh neat. I would übermensch her for you anytime
>>672224514
Heil
>>672224641
The timestamp is kinda blury but I don't know what more proof I can give. The only reason I have the body I do is because I have horrible depression and lifting has been my only way of combating it.
>>672224044
Why are you not standing upon the corpses of Muslim invaders? Pathetic Krauts these days
>>672222434
Arăți ca şi când ți-ar trebuii nişte d-ăsta :
https://youtu.be/TgE1z1PRYOA
>>672224681
Half of you would have been hot...
>>672223323
Dude you could legitimately be an Abercrombie model. You have no reason to be on /b/ on a Friday night with that body.
>>672225613
That sounded so sad .
I'm actually embarrassed for you.
>>672225613
I can top that
>>672222636
Pathetic
>>672222636
where did you get the chimp?
>>672226905
You look like you've been crying Natalie
>>672226861
timastapn faggot
>>672219021
Ghostbusters reboot fan detected
tits or gtfo
>>672226861
Of course the hot german also has abs.
>>672227038
Close guess
H8red
>>672227348
You wanna be raped by a Spaniard from Aviles? Like your Ancestors, well make beautiful mestizo babies.
>>672227131
>>672227293
Im with you
>>672227514
Care to give me the answer now? I hate not knowing..
Hello there
>>672227715
Alright, but my bitch is black. Do you still want her? She is smart, but she is bad at math. She is smart only in a liberal jewish kind of way.
>>672227842
Yes, i want.
>>672224681
not with girls :3 Like, at lans there is alot of people, like really really alot and if i go there with my team then all the focus will be on me from like 200 people and it just makes me feel bad...
the bottom one
>>672219021
Nice bait, we can all see the screenshot notification
>>672227950
Only for dehumanising propaganda of course
>>672220991
Under 18 MODS
>>672228100
you better have fucked that girl by now.
>>672228155
Leave him alone, anon. He is here only because he needs dick.
>>672228126
I don't know what that means. Do you want her or not?
>>672228155
uhm... im 20...
>>672228225
unfortunately no
was too wasted on ecstasy coke speed and alcohol
>>672228272
Probably not.
>>672228672
In all seriousness, she is smart. You don't look that smart, but you are handsome and probably a nice guy. I wish you a happy life.
>>672222434
Ce frumoasa esti
Nu te-as fute sa-mi platesti
Sa-mi dai banii cu caciula
Nu ti-asi arata nici pula
Sa-mi dai banii cu lopata
Mai bine il fut pe tata
Si sa-mi dai un teanc de sute
Nici in gura nu te-as fute
>>672224044
Matt Smith/10
>>672228977
CHECKED BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS NIGGER LANGUAGE SPEAK ENGLANDO OR GET THE FUCK AUTO
>>672228977
E baiat aia cred. Nu cred ca e fata, nu arata a fata. Romancele sunt frumoase.
>>672227842
>>672228013
Nathalie, you were close.
Me, also my reaction to weeaboos and furries
Fuckboi
>>672229173
>SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS NIGGER LANGUAGE SPEAK ENGLANDO OR GET THE FUCK AUTO
>>672229173
>>672229446
What the fuck are weeaboos and furries. Please explain.
>>672229605
RawrxD/10
>>672228977
Plz no more bully im 7 kthxbye xD *rawr*
>>672229808
I am the OP. If I leave, this thread collapses. I need to be here to hold off the retarded mods.
>>672229750
You look like I wanted to look when I was 14.
>>672230030
You are what is know in academic circles as a "white nigger".
>>672229808
You mad because you can't understand or what?
>>672230000
Quads checked, faggot
Thanks?
>>672230000
Thanks?
>>672219173
fuck youre hot
#nohomo
>>672227348
No fucking way, timestamp please
>>672230174
Was im Namen des Kaisers hast du gerade verdammt über mich sagen, du kleiner Ketzer? Ich werde Sie wissen, ich graduierte Spitze meiner Firma in den Blood Ravens, und ich habe in zahlreichen geheimen Angriffe auf Chaos beteiligt, und ich habe mehr als 300.000 bestätigte tötet. Ich bin in Jokaero Kriegsführung ausgebildet und ich bin der Top-Angriff Marine im gesamten adeptus Astartes. Sie sind nichts für mich, aber eine andere Xeno. Ich werde euch die Leute wie dem fuck out mit heiligem Eifer wischen Sie noch nie auf dieser Galaxie gesehen haben, meinen verdammten Eid markieren. Sie denken, Sie können mit sagen Ketzerei auf dem vox weg? Denken Sie noch einmal, eine Mutante. Während wir hier sprechen ich den Ordo Hereticus über den Sektor am kontaktieren und Ihren Planeten gerade jetzt wird verfolgt wird, so dass Sie besser für den Kreuzzug vorbereitet werden, Maden. Der Kreuzzug, der die pathetische Kleinigkeit tilgt Sie Ihr Leben rufen. Du bist verdammt tot, Lästerer. Ich kann tief überall und jederzeit schlagen und ich kann Ihnen in mehr als siebenhundert Arten töten, und das ist nur mit meinen bloßen gauntlets. Ich bin nicht nur ausgiebig in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugriff auf das gesamte Arsenal der kaiserlichen Garde, und ich werde es in vollem Umfang nutzen, um Ihre ketzerisch Arsch aus dem Gesicht des Subsektor wischen, du kleiner Verräter. Hättest du gewusst, was heilig Vergeltung Ihre kleinen "ketzerisch" Kommentar war auf euch zu Fall zu bringen, vielleicht hättest du deine verdammte Zunge gehalten. Aber man konnte es nicht, du hast es nicht, und jetzt sind Sie zahlen den Preis, goddamn Sie Greenskin. Ich werde Säure überall Sie spucken, und Sie werden darin ertrinken. Du bist verdammt tot, Ketzer.
Did you understand that you fucking kid? Believe me you are fucking dead in 24 hours.
>>672230522
Oh, don;t worry, you don;t have to thank me. You have to thank the corngod who gave this schizophrenia I enjoy.
>>672223377
glad to see morpheus survived the matrix
>>672229986
I kind of feel bad for you but not really.
>>672230472 s
ry didn't put the whole reply thing
>>672230614
Oh shit, I fucked up.
>>672230552
She's real. I've seen that bitch here before.
>>672219944
Can you timestamp, and do I have your permission to jerk off to this pic?
I need more money so i can take over this thread
>>672230928
I can't cause my parents don't let me turn on the lights, but would be honored if you came for me.
>>672230789
You don't have to. I'm having fun goofing around on this thread. OP tries baiting me so I think he's a meanie.
>>672231116
That was the most beautiful comment ever
>>672227348
>eyes too far apart
>teeth too big
>face too wide
>too fat
2/10 would not fuck
>>672231116
a girl saying this? wat?
will you get turned on if i jerk off to this then post pic of my cummy dick? :)
>>672222636
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>>672231348
Damn!
>>672231485
We love sex as much as you guys. And if you can do that, sure.
>>672231196
I meant I fell bad for you because you're so ugly, kek. Don't get mad at me plz.
>>672231601
That's new
>>672231601
Sure baby
>Joel Aalto masturbate mode on :)
>>672231668
How much do you bench?
>>672219021
If is that you, why are youy making a screenshot?
Posting a girl's profile pic or?
>>672231785
Don't go into overbate
Pls no hate xxx
>>672232053
No h8 m8 looks gr8
>>672232053
age?
>>672219021
thats a fuckable mouth right there
>>672231944
checked<3 but what do you mean by overbate? ill just get a nice cummy dick for you ;)
>>672231802
I found your familia
>>672232291
Gr8 m8
>>672231116
You're not underage are you?
>>672232053
nice harrington m8
>>672219021
selling loud
>>672225533
yeah im working on it
>>672232561
I'm 18yo today.
>>672220991
You look like my brother/10
>>672232863
Oh happy birthday
i'm not a robot
>>672233037
post normal pic?
i miss you /b/. i miss us.
>>672233007
Thank you.
>>672232472
The chimpmunk to the far left, the one with the big ear, is hilarious.
>>672233094
that is a normal pic you fucking asshole
>>672233145
Get a haircut mate
>>672231669
you look like the elf fag from hell boy
>>672233246
HHahahahaha
>>672233155
op do you have down syndrome? so much fucking dubs
>>672233094
fucking mental health shamer
How ugly am I /b/?
>>672233333
WHERE IS IT
>>672233088
Is there radiation?
>>672224770
mix middlees hacial hair, with bottoms head-hair and you will be the premist of qts
>>672233297
you dickface
>>672233434
post normal pic
>>672223723
Fuck this faggot.
>>672233348
I made a deal with the corngod togive me dubs all the time. I have to sacrifice deformed babies to him. And when I don't get dubs, I get 007.
>>672233434
You're like a 6/10
>>672233456
no, just a TB outbreak
>>672233434
7/10
>>672233037
I was just listening to I am not a robot by Marina and the diamonds
Kekbeard coming through
>>672226861
ive fallen in love
>>672233667
Oh shit
>>672233251
its not even long
>>672233974
No, but it looks shitty.
there we go
Eh, late to the thread, but w/e.
>>672234075
if i can still get laid, then i tend not to worry about it. that being siad, my hairs retarded. not many styles work for it. this is pretty much the only one that does
>>672224770
1st 5.5/10
2nd 7.5/10
3rd 8/10
>>672219021
>Se salveaza captura de ecran
Iti place sa te am prefaci ca esti o fetita?
>>672233434
Very, kys
>>672233761
that's gay as fuck, bro
>>672219021
Tits and timestamp or GTFO
>>672234093
Professional serial rapist
>>672234097
Amateur date rape rapist
>>672234216
Non-rapist who goes to jail for looking like a rapist
>>672234354
You caught me. I'm practicing though. Getting better.
>>672234097
>>672228380
You look like my thumb
OP looking like white Michael Jackson
>>672229118
You sound autistic m8
>>672234569
It would have been so much better if you didn't tell me which one of them you were... but you are a cucked retard.
>>672227537
i h8 blue
>>672231669
Tits?
>>672226061
so... what was it like to kill the final horcrux?
Rate?
>inb4 emo, sworn in sucks , kill yourself
>>672234791
>>672234791
>cucked
>Based off of a selfie
>obviously doesn't understand what the word means
>>672226905
What are you doing on 4chan
>>672235018
Hows Germany treating you?
>>672235018
waifu
a
i
f
u
>>672235128
go back to /a/
>>672235018
Did you give up on starting your own thread?
Everyone post their best penis face!
bumper sticker ftw
>>672235126
Emo. Sworn in sucks. KYS/10
everybody left
time to rub it
>>672219021
Hey Romanian girl ! Tits or gtfo.
What's your kik ?
>>672236544
checked
>>672237833
you know the rules
>>672238058
Here ya go.
>>672224197
Nice hairy pussy
>>672226061
Nice bunk bed , what are you nine?
>>672229446
>mfw an ugly bitch hates on furries and anime fans
>on fucking 4chan
JOELZ ON LAN I ARENT THINK THAT
>>672237833
Checked and timestamp please
>>672223323
is your name Jeremy
>>672240789
you know the rules
1.you have to be 18
2.you either post pic of your tits, with timestamp, or you get the fuck out of our thread
>>672223841
Beard slightly too long imho for hat. Also make it slightly more pointy.
>>672224044
Why are you so White ? You should praise the sun more.
Rate me pls
>>672223641
True fat girls shouldn't exist if they can't lose weight...they're pointless being around if they're too repulsive for anyone to fuck
>>672224211
No one cares u colossal faggot
>>672224480
Faggot get out of here
>>672240991
oh MY face, sorry i think any face
>>672226061
Average body not quite like the other guys
I bet ugliest dark complexion faces are from /pol/
>>672242967
that gopro wideangle shot tho
why such shit quality?
>>672229430
never wanted to be a dog so much in my life
keked
>>672245393
stop making your hair like that
>>672245770
suck it yourself
>>672245770
ok but you look like a faggot
>>672246656
What do you look like /b/ro???
I recently changed my hair style.
>>672246885
I look like a faggot as well but I'm just giving advice, there's no reason to lie on /b/.
>>672242967
Sup
>>672246912
HUGE FAGGOT
Do your worst /b/!
>>672219021
i used to fuck that girl
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
>>672247754
I bet you sell that stank weed huh
>>672247477Lls No I'm straight I don't head that direction
>>672247245
sup
ynot
dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1vbR5qQcQ
>>672248378
u have a very nice pussy, sir
>>672248216 Oh well I'm sorry to hear that.
>>672219021
>>672248468
why thank you
>>672247754
I don't know about "doing (my) worst", but I do have a question about the photo you have posted.
I was just wondering... when this photo was being taken, at that exact moment that the camera was capturing the image of your face.... were you in the process of pushing out a big shit? Right at that moment as you looked into the lens, was a large bulky fecal log exiting your rectum and gathering in your underwear, compressed against the car seat? As you sat in the car and thought 'I should smile for this photo that is being taken of me right now', at that exact moment in time were you experiencing the greasy slide of shit slowly edging its way out of your anus and heating up the car with a pungent sour odor?
I'm just curious.
>>672248573
under8ed
