Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Best husbando claimed.
Hey
Obligatory claim.
>>672206923
Pics? Hold that little shit in your hand.
Miho claimed
So yeah my room mate just got a pet mouse.
Best waifu claimed once more.
Hello everyone!
>>672206235
Capital letter would still be wrong, but totally the right type of wrong, so it would be perfect! Sorry for implying you made a mistake, I just read it differently.
I can see why you would chose this particular one. She looks great in that suit. No one's stopping you from buying an additional lewd one, though.
Nebenbei, was hast du in Berlin gemacht?
Akitsu Maru
Stocking claimed.
>>672206923
Kek that's ironic.
Nate is claimed. How are we all doing tonight? Just got home after finding out that the girl I've been seeing for three months have been two-timing me.
Claimed best waifu
Best waifu claimed.
>Report in already Tomokoanon, you filthy coward.
>>672205589
Eh, pretty standard I'd say.
I just got introduced to every possible authority, then got into a really boring speech about stuff I that I don't even remember, and I ended up in the same class with a bunch of loud normalfaggots.
>>672206627
I really do, Stockinganon, but if you don't deliver what will I call you, then?
Just anon? That would be confusing
>Please deliver!
>>672207269
I know right. I just got rid of 12 of them.
Ryuko claimed!
>>672207176
Ich war da mit meine Klasse - 5 Tagen!
>Ganz für Turismus
Well, I consider my waifu the purest of pure beings, so whenever I see lewd art/figurines I feel .. sick/angry/twitchy .. kinda. It's negative, really.
And money stops me quite a bit.
>>672205283
My waifu means a lot for me. And it's not like that i couldn't afford it.....tbh, i bought a Tatsuta figurerine too, so Tenryuu isn't alone. The Tatsuta one costed the same.
>>672204500
Naja, hauptsache du lebst. Mein Computer kommt in Phase 2/5, also es geht bergauf. Ich kann mich nicht beschweren.
Claimed.
How is everyome today?
>>672207413
Trust me, tomorrow I will ensure I deliver.
If I wasn't sure I could do it then I wouldn't risk my waifu like this.
>no waifu no laifu
>>672207605
Grammar Nazi takes over:
>Ich war für 5 Tage mit meiner Klasse da
>Tourismus
I'm half sorry if i hurt your feels.
>>672207413
Oh ya i forgot schools did that shit. Making you listen to stupid shit you don't care about from other students. I never even visited my school before i enrolled. Skipped out on that crap whenever possible.
Think you'll make any new friends there?
>>672207467
There's only 1 rodent in this world worth saving.
>>672207853
I want one of my waifu
>How is everyome today?
meh
>>672207853
Quite good, but slowly growing terrified of the enormous pile of schoolwork.
>and the fuckers keep feeding us more
>>672207936
The best kind of Nazi, that is.
I usually don't feel bad, and never about corrections - I'm just glad you're helping me improve, Freund.
Myu fuckin claimed
>>672207960
>There's only 1 rodent in this world worth saving.
Actually i think he got 2.
>>672207605
Berlin hat eigentlich viel zu viel zu bieten, als dass 5 Tage dafür reichen würden.
Aber falls du nochmal vorbeischaust, guck dir lieber ein paar andere Ecken an, beispielsweise den Norden oder Bayern, ggf. auch BaWü.
But make haste, you only got like 1,5 years before either there's a civil war or we're being cucked out of existence.
Wie lange hattest du Deutsch in der Schule?
Yea, I understand that feeling perfectly. I always feel weird when I see lewd stuff of my beloved Shiro. (I still save it, usually...)
>>672207214
Looks like a nice gal.
>>672207150
What he name it?
>>672207176
Hello.
>>672207300
I'm doing good, thanks for asking. That fucking sucks man, you doing alright?
>>672207853
I'm good, you?
>>672207883
You're taking a big risk. Hope it pays off!
>>672207853
Pretty good. Probably gonna grab Chinese take-out for tonight. Don't feel like cleaning plates
>>672207176
Pedo
>>672207374
Awful
>>672207518
Awful
>>672207853
Literally /trash/
Snek bitch is worst bitch.
>>672207853
Why buy a dakimakura when you already have a garbage bag that looks exactly like your waifu?
>>672208275
>>672207853
At least there is a Daki of your waifu....
>How is everyone today
On the urge to start a mass genocide, like always.
>>672208066
Someone has to ensure the purity of the german language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Y-JjWE3Rw
>>672208314
Hamburg ist schöner....oder dieses schöne Hotel am Obersalzberg..
>>672208337
>What he name it?
No idea he aint home yet.
>>672208541
Wat?
I should tell him to bring me tacos.
>>672208314
Yush, I really want to travel a lot more than I currently am
>money. ugh.
I'm planning to take a hiking trip through Europe though - I imagine it'll either be really fun, or really shitty. Or both. We'll see!
Ich habe für 4,5 Jahren Deutsch studieren.
Then again, the first 3 I was too depressed to bother with school, so I literally never studied.
>>672208527
A-At least my waifu has a normal set of legs.
>>672208470
If I can't deliver I will actually an hero
>>672208337
Not doing too good. Currently trying to drown a bit of my pain with alcohol. Guess I should have seen it coming since she started making up a lot of excuses not to get together towards the end.
>>672208527
>tumblr
>>672207620
>2/5
Ich könnte mir in etwa 3 Phasen vorstellen, aber was bitte sollen diese 5 sein?
>>672208337
Hey there, hand-kun! How's it going?
>>672208527
Thank you for noticing!
Also, nice bestiality.
>>672208674
You friends with your roommate or is it just business?
>>672208744
Well that's one way to deliver, don't forget to stream.
>>672208744
>deliver
Is it digiorno?
I'll always be back to claim Miku.
>>672208669
That clip made me kek.
And I appreciate you looking out for your language.
>>672208888
There is no shame in searching all webzzz for pictures of your waifu, oh you might wielder of quads.
My guitar gently weeps.
>>672208731
Are you considering something popular like the Camino de Santiago or will you plan out an individual route?
Also:
*no für
*Jahre
*lang
*deutsch
*studiert
>>672208977
No waifu no laifu.
What's the point in killing yourself without hundreds of people on the Internet seeing it?
>>672209013
Literally just taking a pic of my hollow kitty plush, probably put too much on the line here.
>personally prefer dominos
>>672209132
Welcome back
>>672209177
Tumblr users are deviant art tier when it comes to quality, better to use pixiv or the boorus.
>>672208744
If you do, don't forget to listen to >>672208977
>>672208977
He is my friend. Why?
>>672208669
Them grammer nazis yo
>>672208337
She is, and she's pretty cute too.
Claimed!
>>672208943
>1.Phase: Bestellung der Teile in viele kleine Lieferungen weil Bezahlung
>2.Phase: Empfang der ersten Teile (Tastatur, OS, Mainboard, Gehäuse)
>3.Phase: Empfang der restlichen Teile
>4.Phase: Einbau der Teile, warten auf GraKa (danke Lieferverzögerungen...)
>5. Phase: Einbau der GraKa, starten des Rechners, Fertigstellungsphase.
Komisch das das teuerste Teil (meine GraKa) als letztes kommt.....
>>672209177
Well, it's the root of the english language. And it's a beutiful language, why not protecting it?
>>672209442
Grammar Nazi Nazis.
Claimed. All ur waifus a shit.
>>672209319
I have never looked into it seriously, but I am determined to do it.
Why is the "d" in deutsch small there? Isn't it a substantive?
>>672209642
You're in the right, friend.
>>672209387
>dominos
Not eating master race Papa Johns.
>>672209642
kek
>>672209442
Just curious. Always a better arrangement that way anyways.
Also all chain pizza places suck. Go local or go home.
>>672208731
>normal set of legs
What if you're into legs?
>>672208888
Nice quads.
It's hard to find good pictures of Rachnea sometimes I have to go to places unspoken.
>>672208943
>Nice bestiality
I don't know why but spider seems different from normal bestiality especially considering Rachnee is one of the few characters in the show with human bagina.
>>672209740
Don't have Papa John's in our town. Best bet is domino's or pizza hut.
>or shitty take out places you go to when drunk
>>672208674
Damn, wonder what he's gonna call him. What you up to right now?
>>672208843
Hey man, fuck her. Hope you feel better, can always talk to us.
>>672208943
Okay, talking to a friend on Skype so I'm not going to play KOTR any time soon. Thanks for asking, you?
>>672209219
The Scarabs.
>>672209501
Yeah man, good claim. Hope you're doing well.
>>672209989
I fucking hate spiders.
>>672209938
Local sucks ass here.
>>672210066
Sucks.
>>672207960
I happen to have a cousin with whom I hang out a lot in my uni, he's studying mechatronics, though.
>My classmates are just a bunch of really and annoying niggers, absolutely no friend material, sadly.
>>672209132
Hi again
>>672210192
Thanks, man. Guess I dodged a bullet today.
>>672210192
I hope you're doing well too. I must be going now.
>>672209740
>mfw I have neither Papa John's, nor Domino's
A Pizza Hut just opened up, but it's on the other side of town.
>>672210239
I hate spiders too but the way I see it put a cloth over the spider part Rachnee could pass for at least human enough.
Why don't all of you get an actual girlfriend?
>>672209387
I barely got time tomorrow, could you do it the day after maybe?
Also, what's the reason again? I assume it was something in the last thread.
>>672209642
Also eigentlich
>1. Bestellung der Teile.
>2. Empfang der Teile
>3. Einbau der Teile
>>672209726
Do you have a general idea in which parts of Europe you want to go? Something more southern this time, or maybe rather to the east?
Und ja, do hesch scho recht miterem Deutsch. Mein Fehler.
>>672210826
Have one she's watching me shitpost.
It doesn't make you whole though.
>>672210826
>>672210574
That's cool. I assume you live there too then. How long have you been there now?
You never know maybe one of those faggots is in a feels thread right now.
>>672210826
How much are they?
>>672210895
Basically I couldn't post pic yesterday or today so put my waifu on the line in the promise that I will post tomorrow.
I'll happily post my awesome hollow kitty plush anytime just ask!
>except today
>>672210826
B-But I do have one, anon.
She doesn't have superior autism like my waifu and I though.
>>672210895
Well, I'd like to see France, Spain, Germany and some stuff along the way. Passport stamps and pictures, really.
>>672210192
No idea what he is going to name them. I was about to take a shower and go uber. I'm broke as fuck right now.
>>672210660
Pizza Hut is greasy as fuck. It was only good back in the 90s.
>>672210754
cloth over the spider part
Its still a fucking spider.
I'll be back later need to go.
>>672211182
>tfw no one even wants to go to Greece anymore
>>672211012
You mean, how long I've been in my uni?
>Two days.
By the way, remember I'm South American, what are the odds to find another anon?
Claiming dat androgynous cuteness
>>672211536
>shit skin
>>>/out/
>>672211491
Fuck that, I do! It's just that it's not the closest of countries from Sweden, friend.
+Greece is really interesting to me as a latin student
>>672211273
I wouldn't know what pizza tasted like over-all until about 2005 though.
>>672210895
Meine tolle 980Ti braucht im schlimmsten Fall bis Donnerstag....
Und bitte nicht in Süddeutsch schreiben.....ick schriev ja ook nech in platt
>>672210826
I had 3, all disappointed me, so i don't search for a GF. They only can you offer sex now. And i enjoy my freedom.
>>672210584
Don't mention it friend. It seems so, who needs her.
>>672210624
Yeah, same to you man. Be safe friend.
>>672211273
Ah, alright. Yeah, not having money fucking sucks.
>>672210826
Because women tend to be horrible.
>>672211675
good taste anon
>>672211785
Likewise, friend! Likewise.
Kat from Gravity Daze/Rush
She's mine.
>>672211675
Hey, I had to study Latin to get my Ancient Greek degree back in High School.
>>672211659
You could at least claim before kicking me out, anon.
>>672210624
Take care!
>>672211273
I wish there was a Domino's nearby. I got Papa Gino's and some local places but they're shit
>>672211536
Low, but the odds that you've lived this long without getting eaten by a tiger or infected with malaria was pretty low too.
>No one talks about south america here. I have no idea what that place is like.
>>672212163
I'll let you off the hook for having nice taste
>>672212100
Still in my first year, but it's really fun and interesting - half our classes are just history, which I adore.
>>672212298
South America is like Africa with more drugs, weapons and jungles.
C.C. Claimed
>>672209989
Yea, they seem especially weird. Not that I'm hating her, she's one of the top 3 choices out of the show.
>>672210192
>friend
>mfw
I'm doing pretty good as well. I'm currently watching the latest republican debate. Kasich is doing a surprisingly good job I must say.
>>672211155
Your dubs prove your honesty and integrity. I will trust you to post your plush tomorrow and even the day after!
>>672211182
There isn't really anything along the way, unless maybe you start in Bavaria, go straight south through Austria and into northern Italy (Südtirol, the german spealing/financially stable/good part), then a little to the north west into Switzerland, before you got to France, and then to Spain.
You could also start in northern Germany and travel though the Belgium, the Netherlands and Luxembourg to get to France, but it's not a good idea if you want to hike, and you'll spend way too much time in France.
Except that you wont get passport stamps, because there are no real borders.
>>672211689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S23CBCmwJsE
>>672212298
>getting eaten by a tiger or infected with malaria
>>672212754
>Africa with more drugs, weapons and jungles
Why the bully.
>>672213012
I appreciate the trust.
I hope to keep my beloved Stocking.
She's legit all I have right now.
>>672213012
Glad to know you're doing well. Yeah, sucks people only care about who's the loudest.
>>672213012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJaXEYkKUuo
>>672213036
Because it's true
>>672213012
Wrong face.
>>672213036
Because you're the first South American i've ever seen here and i find it surprising. My schools and culture speak nothing of your kind. The only thing i know are some stereotypes. My stereotypes say that since you own a computer your father must be a warlord of some kind.
>bullying is sometimes a display of solidarity
This my waifu. She the best waifu there is. She never talks back and makes me food.
>>672212298
>>672212694
I remember when I was in Uni studying to get my postgraduate so I could get into a classroom. I studied History and Ancient Greek for about 4 years, good times.
>>672213494
Holy shit kill yourself.
>>672213494
Not your best work fam. But i still appreciate it.
>>672213012
I like your second idea, friend.
Whenever I imagine countries parted I do it with a fence, and no matter where you are by the fence there is a passport-control in the horizon.
>t-this time you hurt my feelings
>>672213642
Sounds like a good time to me.
>Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 are enforced.
>Global rule 13 is enforced
>Global rule 13: Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts
AYYYY
>>672213036
Only South Americans around here are the Brazilians and Colombians, so maybe that's why that stereotype exists.
>>672213220
We have faith in you, stockinganon. If not, the an hero stream will have quite the solid audience
>>672213978
Got banned once for that, but 'twas on r9k.
>I spammed Shion Sonozaki and said 50% of the pictures were of her twin sister
>>672213978
Post that in the drawthreads as well while you're at it.
>>672213978
Here is your obligatory (You), and now turn 180°, go to the next drawthread and post your post there too. Thank you.
>>672214067
Either way it's a victory
>>672213978
only /a/ bans me
Fucking elitists
>>672214207
>>672214123
at least drawfags contribute to this website.
Wew, haven't been here for a while. Dairy Queen claimed.
Free ice cream for all. All types of flavours, apart from mint.
Fuck mint.
>>672214343
No wonder your kind came here.
>>672213978
>Things no one cares about
>>672214346
Not really. They only post their stuff and barely accept requests or they kick you out of their ciclejerk. They are basically the same, but only sharing their "art", just like us.
>>672214421
What's up Neoanon?
>>672214346
Kek, they contribute to whoever kisses their asses or if you're very lucky. Most of the time they just lick each others wounds.
>>672213978
Are we going to get that bait meme (the 4chan is a place for intelligent discussion and debate one) in here again? or is this tread safe?
>>672214796
Dont fucking summon the guy
>>672214485
I welcome you aboard. Who's your waifu going to be?
>>672214796
Was posted last bread
>>672214668
Been addicted to Smash Bros and started drawing again to fill the lack of high quality images of the one true Dairy Queen.
Oh, and I ran out of ice cream - again.
Yourself?
>>672213401
I don't see any jungle, guns or drugs.
Chile is bretty good.
>>672213480
>bullying is sometimes a display of solidarity
It is now?
>>672214346
They'd kick you out unless you were a speshul art snowflake like 'em.
>>672213978
You are aware that are posting this while a Hunger Games thread and a Draw thread is up, right?
>>672213927
It was actually. It's been six years and I think I'm getting too old for this shit.
I posted it in the drawfag thread and got 5 replies in less than 20 seconds.
>>672215064
I posted it in the drawfag thread AND hungergames thread faggot.
>>672215122
>>672215064
*Two Hunger Games threads.
>>672215122
You're a cool guy anon.
I once got trips like these.
>>672215379
FUCK!
>>672214889
>>672214841
>>672214796
Ah nice to see a welcome ceremony
Fuck off to reddit with your dumb weeb shit and memes 4chan is a place for intelligent discussion and debate not dumb memes and autistic weebs /a/ ruined this damn site
>>672214895
Smash Bros is addicting. Glad you're filling the void. Not enough Neo art floating around
I'm just relaxing. Got a package in the mail a few minutes ago
>>672215438
Yup, there it is.
>>672215379
Look at these trips (in the image)
>>672215438
4chan is a weeb image board made by weebs for weebs faggot.
It's just that these weebs post weeb images of only one weeb character.
>>672215438
FUCK
>>672215765
YOU
Bump.
waiting for the movie
Hello waifu lovers.
If you could still tripfag I bet you faggots would.
>>672215619
kekekekkek
>>672213302
It feel like Trump is the greatest thing that ever happened to the Democrats. I can't really blame those who believe that he actually supports them.
>>672213927
Land there is flatter than my waifu's chest, though, so there wont be much hiking until you're deep into France. If you wait one more year, there's gonna be tons of border control again, so maybe you do want to wait a little bit and collect your precious stamps.
>>672213401
Achja, wirklich eine wohlklingende Sprache.
>>672214920
Was sich liebt, das neckt sich.
>>672216371
Hey, anon.
I tribute this cutie ;)
<3
>>672216371
Hello.
>>672216414
What's a tripfag
>>672216460
Did I say I'd exclusively hike? I think I used the wrong word
>I surely did
I meant to say I want to travel by foot alone. (No longer trips with car/train/bus etc.)
Is it called "backpacking"?
>>672216371
Greetings
>>672216598
>>672216469
Goodbye.
>>672216460
I'll probably just vote for him hoping he'll cause a shitstorm on Facebook.
>>672216371
Heyo Anon. Hope you're doing well.
>>672216414
I dropped the tripcode years ago anyways.
>>672215510
Whats in the box, Red?
>>672216699
Someone who snorts semen.
>>672216699
someone who doesnt post anonymously
op basically is an avatarfag because he always does the same cringy ass thread over and over, always starting off with the same girl
>>672216699
>>672216899
Matching dubs.
>>672216699
Ask your mother
>Most important: have fun
So much kek
>>672216784
Please god let Trump win. I will laugh for years to come. I will tell grandchildren of this majestic time. I will smile in joy and bask in the world's reaction. PLZ
>>672216942
But Tats made the last thread.
>>672216814
She got fucking Rinnegan or some shit? Thats not canon :/
>>672216801
>He used it at one point
>>672217035
>>672215619 is matching and ironic trips
>>672217216
Yes, yes I did use it.
>>672217122
oh do you guys already have names for eachother
whatever, you're all the same
>>672210239Alucard claimed
>>672216814
Bunch of Mad Max/Fallout stuff. Love it
>Rubyanon
>>672206934
claimed. Best Waifu, best second waifu : Tohsaka
anybody else is trash
>>672216469
>>672216598
>>672216706
>>672216784
You're very nice, and polite.
Why did you decide to greet an anon, but you usually ignore the claims, which in the end are people introducing themselves?
Hope you all have a very nice friday night ;)
>>672217456
Fallout sucks dick.
>>672215438
I shitposted this a month ago on /v/ and now its made its way to /b/ I dont know if I should be proud of myself or hate myself for making such a dumb copypasta
>>672208651
he does it all
>>672217456
Fuck NCR!!!
>>672217492
>best second waifu : Tohsaka
Shit taste senpai
>>672217567
(You)
>>672217492
I think your "insult" is more a compliment I /b/ buddy
>>672217555
>Makes you think
>>672217154
Well, this IS RWBY we're talking about.
Nobody really knows whats canon until it happens. Plus Neo can change her eye colour at will from what I can tell. She can have a Rinnegan if she wants to.
>>672217456
Ahh, Mad Max. Loved that film. Looks like a nice little pull you've got there. Still waiting on my GameCube controllers to turn up with Shaymin and Dragonite.
>>672217601
Well your bait was good enough to become a copy pasta so be proud of that I guess?
>>672217555
Because I'm a bit timid and don't like approaching them directly, but a new face is always nice to see.
>>672217106
We need this in our lives.
>>672217555
>...shit, my brain
>>672217612
>Basically siding with house
NCR reigns bitch
>>672217785
Mad Max was perfect. Glad it got as many awards as it did at the Oscars. Hopr you get those gamecube controllers!
>Rubyanon
>>672216460
Plattdeutsch ist einfach zu verstehen. Und jeder weiß was "Moin" heißt.
>>672217601
I thought it was better than the usual bait
>>672217555
I'm still not 100% sure what the greeting etiquette is for these threads.