describe your life in one image
>>672183176
Here you go, Budd.
Suck my scrotum
>>672183418
fuck this makes me angry, so fucking ridiculous. fuck all women. seriously
>>672183176
>>672183418
Fuck shitter girls who think this is cool to do.
When confronted about this behavior, they defend it so vehemently, too. They believe it's the right thing to do because 'all of their friends are doing it'.
>>672183176
>20yo
>virgin
>never kissed anyone
I started hating love.
>>672183694
Why does this make you angry? Straight women are psychologically not like straight men in that there exists the possibility of a platonic relationship with someone of the opposite sex. On the other hand, men have a much more difficult time forming this platonic relationship because we seek out sex more than women. Nothing wrong with that at all. It's just science.
But if you go out of your way to hate all women because you keep cucking yourself with every girl you meet, that's not the girl's fault. You're just a beta fucking faggot.
>>672184042
Are you the guy on the bike or the non existing block buster?
>>672183983
i dont get it, what is wrong with cat
>>672184177
The bike.
>>672184099
the time will come
start socializing and going out
don't specifically look for a gf
>>672183983
>Here
This is me, if the cat would've made it every 100th time
>>672183176
yep...
>>672184181
HAHAHAH
>>672183176
>>672183176
>>672183694
>fuck this makes me angry, so fucking ridiculous. fuck all women. seriously
that'll get you pussy, sure shit.
>>672184119
>Straight women are psychologically not like straight men
So far, so good...
>in that there exists the possibility of a platonic relationship with someone of the opposite sex.
Nope.
1) BOTH genders can have platonic relationships with either gender.
2) The friendzone is NOT a platonic relationship.
She's collecting subordinate males, he's convinced this is the path to a relationship.
Life.
>>672184119
this
>>672184330
>a cyber-nazi shock trooper
we both know you'd probably die in 3 seconds...
>>672183176
>>672183176
>>672183418
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/
>>672184416
I corrected myself mid statement. I said it was more difficult for men to form them.
Maybe in the case of the girl in the photo she's actively looking for loser guys to fuck with mentally, but I think making this generalization for all women is just absurd. There are many girls that just friend one a guy privately, without making a big scene of it. Not all women are bitches anon. Only hating them can make it so.
>>672183694
>>672184006
Well I'm in that zone right now. I was having good success breaking out of it but an ex-boyfriend is back in the picture and seriously cockblocking me. So it went from "yes I'll go out on a date I like you too" to "no I can't, my ex is back" in like a day.
Fuck me.
>>672184316
Right with you there. One of my greatest fears is being stuck where I am now, becoming black trash, and growing old.
>>672184715
Not funny at all.
Stop existing, retard.
something like this...
>>672184899
>>672184260
I hope. But now I am perfectly fine with the idea of staying alone for my entire life. Actually I've had "sex" once, with a hooker in Amsterdam. I paid 50 euros, she didn't take her bra off (she wanted another 50 euros) and I failed to get hard. So, there i realized that sex, at least for me, wasn't so great as everyone else. I feel more the lack of a girl to stay and pass time with rather than a girl for having sex. Pic related, she looks like the hooker in Amsterdam
>>672184834
I feel bad for that kid. I was never that person in high school but I always felt bad for them so I would go out of my way to sit with them. The other kids used to give me shit about it but I told them if you had to walk a day in their shoes you all probably would have killed yourself by the end of it.
>>672183438
Hey man, nice shot.
>>672183983
Tenacity and perseverance. Good for you
>>672185072
I know that feel. Everyone is so hyped about sex. Still, I think that there are more things to a woman than providing sperm release.
But still, I haven't found that woman. And I am fairly certain that I wont.
>>672185289
kek
my penis is an inny & never seen a real life poon
>>672185207
Exactly. In college, I pretty much AM that kid, while in high school at least, I had friends to play cards with and talk about 'nerdy' things. Everyone treats me like shit, and even the roommates haven't spoken to me since last August (when this academic year started).
>>672182680
>>672183176
>>672185072
>didn't take her bra off
You got gypped.
>>672185072
I actually want a girl that I have things in common with. I cannot connect with your average shopping mall bitch though I wouldn't mind fucking them. But to find a girl that's the incarnation of /tv/ is hard.
>>672184526
I think of it more abstract, Nothing to do with a soldier, nazi or cyber.
More over I don't think so. I'd give me 5 minutes.
Basically
>>672184400
look at this mad fat angry white boi virgin LOL
you should kill yourself, you pasty white faggot. it's not the womens fault all you do is beat off to trap threads while we get all the white womin
nigga you deserve the friend zone
Disappointments and defeats
>>672184823
>Well I'm in that zone right now. I was having good success breaking out of it but an ex-boyfriend is back in the picture and seriously cockblocking me.
THE FRIEND-ZONE DOES NOT LEAD TO A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP.
You aren't her "stand-by", you aren't impressing her as a potential partner, you aren't ever going o get together.
You are a status symbol, and a convenient tool.
You might as well be sucking her boyfriend's cock so she doesn't have to bother.
>>672185485
I never really made any lasting friends in college. I have a bad case of social anxiety so talking to people always seemed like work to me instead of being fun. When I was living in the dorms all of my roommates were part of different lifestyles so when someone would come home everyone would scatter to their rooms like cockroaches when the lights turn on.
>>672184304
this line was delivered so well. what a great film and acting, hopefully the sequel wont suck
>>672185485
>I had friends to play cards with and talk about 'nerdy' things
I can't find anybody like that around here.
>>672185698
At the end of that it looks like he's about to pull his gun out and start the next mass shooting.
>>672185366
Trust me, even the most beautiful and slutty woman won't make you ejaculate a single drop of sperm (or even hard) if you are not into it.
>>672185845
Interesting. I'm black, and my other roommates are black, but we're very different: one's a thug, one's a yuppie (kind of...he's really just more of a fat prick), and one's a student athlete. Meanwhile, I'm the weeaboo no one wants to be around or even look at. They get along great, but not even a word uttered to me. Kind of a good thing, considering.
>>672186030
Same. I even got kicked out of the 'anime club' because of how garbage the people are.
>>672186092
I know. Happened to me in a brothel.
And the girl was pretty.
I've fucked worse.
>>672183176
>>672185564
Not really. Some girls go full naked but give only blowjob and to have sex they want another 50 euros while others go "full service" but they want another 50 euros to get fully naked.
white bois be in the friend zone for they whole lifes, but niggas like me have white bitches crawling over to us like desperate dogs with their tongues hanging out lapping at our cocks
white women are so desperate for black gods like us that the average black man can fuck'em, leave'em and never think twice about them after they are pregnant and they will either beg us forever to come back or find another black man LOL
all this while the fat brony desperate white male cries in the corner, and does not a thing. white people are cucks, all of them!
>>672183820
BOO HOO
this guy>>672183340 probably has 10 times more problems
>>672185207
my nig
>>672185845
I have very few friends. I actually DO enjoy talking to people, but I have very bad panic disorder and I've got BPD. Every time I talk to someone I get overcome with fear. I have ruined friendships in the past because of my paranoia, and now I just try to avoid all socialization because I'm afraid of pissing people off. The only people ive been able to find who are willing to put up with my shit are online, they're nice people but it doesnt fill the void. I hate my life so much.
>>672186150
>Interesting. I'm black
That explains it. Black weebs tend to be looked down upon by their black peers more so than other races.
>I even got kicked out of the 'anime club' because of how garbage the people are.
How are they garbage? Won't all of you have something in common?
>>672186150
Try starting a club or organization there. Also when they're all conversing tell them "STOP BEING NIGGERS!" Make sure to enunciate the ERS at the end of it.
>>672185485
think on the bright side - you don't have any fuckheads distracting you from your studies. concentrate on your studies.
>>672186327
>>672186327
As a black guy (an average one at that) who has been single for the last 11 years, I hate the fact that the only black "men" who get any attention from women tend to be the worst examples of black masculinity.
>>672186244
At least you can pick some girls up and have the chance of fucking them. After that episode I'm quite scared of having sex because i fear to not have an erection and fucking everything up.
>>672184823
time to move on
this
>>672185787
time to get new friends and meet new people. find another girl. believe me theres a girl out there that is waiting for you and actually wants to date. stop wasting your time and keep your eyes open for the next chick
>>672186327
what an ape somebody should send him back to orgrimmar
>>672185207
I know who the kid in that pic is. i guess i feel bad for him but he was also sort of a dick to everyone so he never really tried or helped himself out. he also made a threat or something against the school and it was a whole big thing.
>>672186727
ayy lmao
>>672186453
Bro I know how you feel. I just drink copious amounts of alcohol to cope with it.
>>672185689
>look at this mad fat angry white boi virgin LOL
just gtfo nigger
>>672186498
They're garbage because...
>they only watch dubs
>they only watch what's currently mainstream
>they think they know more Japanese than I do, despite barely finishing Japanese 1002 (Elementary Japanese II at this Uni)
>>672186548
I actually was considering starting an SOS Brigade, but eh...I should be finishing my undergrads in December anyway. I get what you mean though: problem is, the "Black Student Union" and such would be in an uproar. These are the types who would disrupt a class just to oust one person.
>>672186552
Very true. I consistently make the President's List, and I never have to worry about anyone coming to fight me (or "knock yo top off") or women informing me of some sudden pregnancy. There are advantages, but I'd still like to spend time with someone, at least.
>>672186927
I hate that someone actually took the time to make this image.
>>672184834
lol look at that forever alone virgin white boi
>>672187046
I'm
>!== virgin
>!== white
>>672183176
>>672184467
kek
>>672186911
I really want to die there. I looks like a nice place to die.
>>672183694
Better start chugging dick then, you stupid piece of shit
any other chameleons in here? feel like you've been different people in your life so far?
>>672187147
>muh inspiration
>>672186087
kek thats exactly what i was thinking
>>672187227
yes but it's false advertising. Just been trying to make up for something true that I lack.
Pretty fucking good, thanks for asking
>>672187454
damn anon. feel 4 u bud. hang in there.
>>672187227
Yes I certainly do. I'm >>672186453
I feel like I've been four distinct people, from birth to age 12, age 12-14, age 14-20, and age 20 to now. My identity constantly changes. Ive never had a true sense of self, I don't know what I am.
>>672187227
>>672187162
Exactly
ITT: Jews, niggers and cucks oh my!
>>672187789
>>672184834
nothing shameful about this. although i bet the kid feels awkward. seems peaceful and i bet that table over there are talking about the dumbest fucking shit.
if i were that kid, which i am, id take pride in sitting alone because its who i am and i am not them
>>672187535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6seC9NXMrSk
I think I'll manage
>>672187821
hmmm egglplant is really receptive to flavors.
>>672183176
>>672183973
What episode plox?
>>672184834
the reality of that situation is, out of the group at the other table, really 2 or 3 of them are actually the dominant leaders of the group. they are the only ones that matter and its "their" table. everyone else is just sitting around so they hope they feel included.
>>672183176
i do drugs
life's pretty rad if you try to find joy in everything and try to do stuff to ignore the crippling depression that you're in fear of creeping back in your life , apart from that it's rad
Just got fired yesterday
>>672188491
These boots are fucking badass tho
>>672184330
The time will come brother. The time will come, indeed
We are not alone...
>>672185521
That's fucking sweet.
>tfw the life is crystally clear but you just dont understand
>>672186314
Presumably he got an email with his cancer test results in that comic.
>>672188696
got them half price last week only cost me 50 quid
>>672188977
more like he got grifted.
>>672183176
>>672184099
>25yo
>virgin
Get on my level faggot
Life's pretty good
>>672183176
OP, if this image is your life, you're either around shitty people or are an asshole that did something to deserve it.
Figure it out and report back.
If A.) Find better peers
If B.) Grow as a person and better yourself or well, an hero.
>>672189051
Noooiice. Which brand? I want to buy those
>>672186327
you niggers and your nigger attitude just have white women angry at the "patriarchy" and they bitch about how men are evil but what they really mean is i wish niggers would stop hollering and yelling at me from the street.
>>672184354
no sorry, people are too stupid for that
>>672189349
That's not bad at all. You never thought to pay a hooker?
>>672189608
I have talked to 3 grills now, 2 from reddit that agreed to give me a NSA BJ because I have a nice dick. Pussied out first 2 time, about to pussy out of the 3rd.
I think, will it really change me? Right now I don't know what i'm missing out on, and honestly it doesn't bother me that much. Sure it'd nice for it to feel better than my hand. But if there is no connection with the other person, will it really change anything about my life? I doubt it.
Disregard female; acquire currency.
...Yes... I´m the Kid...
>>672186727
Ayyy macarena
>>672189963
At least you got BJ. I never revived one. Does it feels as much good as everyone says?
>>672185477
Little guy's like "I'd climb that mountain."
>>672190491
you reading m8? I pussied out, I didn't go to any. I want a hot grill, not some hamplanet. And those are the only kind of girls you can get to agree to such a task
>>672190690
Sorry, I didn't read well. Fact remains you at least had the chance of getting a BJ. At best I paid a hooker and didn't get hard.
>>672185072
Whoop Whoop Pull Up.
>>672186664
Kill them all Bob
>>672184710
HA, GAYYY
>>672186937
Are you from newark new jersey dude?
>>672187769
underrated
>>672190491
If you read what he said then you'd know he didn't.
To answer your question, it feels good but masturbating provides more raw pleasure. The best part is psychological, and also the feeling of busting in her mouth.
It's worth getting one, and easier than you think. I imagine it's more fun with a pretty girl that you actually care about.
>>672191017
It's alright brother, we live in a weird time.
It took getting so close for me to realize that NSA sex isn't something that I wanted. Like you said yourself, you couldn't even get hard. People build sex up so much, no doubt it probably feels good, but is much more about having sex with someone you connect with.
I'm not saying this is for everyone, some people will be willing to fuck anything that will spread their legs for them, and these people are usually pretty hollow shitty people. Don't get distracted by it. In time it will come if you succeed at other aspects of life.
Humans have been fucking each other for a very long time, it's not that rare.
Strength through adversity.
I shut myself down for a very long time confused over this, and until I got to the point of meeting with these girls that I slowly realized for me (took me 3 times to the point of almost meeting), this isnt what I wanted, even though I thought I didn't want to get to know anybody i'd just like to have sex finally. I don't want to compromise my goals of scoring a fuckin fit smart cute girl, and this has fueled me lately to quit smoking pot, quit drinking, work out, and start working hard on finish college. 25 has come quickly and I'v already wasted so much time. I hope this helps brother.
When you die, you meet the person you could have become.
>>672192580
Atlanta.
>>672183983
imagine if that was strong acid and the cat gets all vaporated and still jumping in agony.
>>672193495
I can confirm. Sex is ok, but its not a life goal. There are much more important stuff. And its better with someone you care about.
>>672189100
nice try skeleton
I see through you
>>672183752
kek
>>672193495
I totally agree with you. People pump up the "sex experience" so much, porn makes the situation even worse. Our generation is hyped up on sex, equally for guys and girls. I don't understand how they conceive sex, it's like if for them is like kissing. They do it with people they just met and don't know anything about, and they do it in public, like bathrooms where anyone can see them. It's like if se has lost its meaning. For me it is a private thing, sure you can do it with a girl you met in a disco, but after you talked with them and you go home. Sometimes i'm really disgusted and i don't understand if i am the one that is weird and thinks about all this stuff or if they are weird. Anyway, it's always a pleasure to meet people like you on 4chan, sir.
>>672184006
IKR! its fucking bullshit
>>672195573
This generation doesn't care about intimacy or lasting relationships any more. It's all about getting together, fucking, and fighting. That's it. I fear for the children of tomorrow, to know that their mothers were/are whores, and their 'fathers' aren't worth a squirt of piss.
>>672189963
Hey, man. Honestly, sex and anything like that is only meh when there's no real connection. You're better off masturbating in that case, you'll feel less empty. Random hookups and the like doesn't get you what you're looking for and then you just chase the dragon. Find someone you like and pursue her as a friend for a bit until things progress and you're able to date her. And don't date her for sex, date her because you genuinely like her. The sex will come and it'll be awesome. You didn't pussy out, anon. You made a decision.
Also, you're a faggot blah blah hurrdurr
>>672196000
For them fucking the highest number of girls they can is a life goal. I agree with >>672194039 sex is an important part of life, not only for reproduction, but for getting more intimate with your partner, but is not a life goal. Life goals are true friends, love and money (enough to live on and to satisfy some whim). Sex is part of love, not a substitute.
>>672184006
What's she doing wrong?
>>672184119
This.
If you are angry it's okay.
But be angry at yourself for being a fucking pussy and not at the women for thinking that someone that dresses like an asexual and acts like it might not be interested in a relationship or sex.
They can't read your mind. If you behave like their female friends and create no sexual tension then they can't know that you want more than a friendship.
>>672184416
But it's his problem if he thinks that this is the path to pussy
>>672191748
Top kek.
>>672185366
What's holding you back?
Get a life, work on yourself and stop being depressed and insecure. There are lots of amazing (but not perfectly hot) women.
I even like my female friends more than my male ones nowadays
>>672185485
Bully here.
People treat you like shit because you look weak and pathetic and don't stand up for yourself.
Start doing competitive sports and do more exciting and dangerous stuff. Dress cooler and learn how to banter.
I said bully here, but I'm just a douche. I'm mostly bullying on accident. It's just that most people know that I'm just joking around when I say hurtful things, but victims will get hurt.
I always say hurtful things just to gauge people. If they reply witty or without getting bothered they are cool and I respect them. If they tell me to fuck off I let them, but if they start to sweat and drop their spaghetti I will see that they are weak and will make them suffer.
Stop looking like a victim.
Test it yourself. Go outside and imagine who you would rob and who you wouldn't fuck with.
The way you dress, the amount of muscles, your posture and body language, how you react and how confident you are are all things that can be worked on.
>>672185594
It's not.
Join a movie goer club in some alternative movie. Get to know other movies fans.
Just go outside more often.
Turning 34 in May. I've never even been with a hooker. No joke, I am severely fucking socially retarded in real life, I mean like to the extent that I can hardly ever utter a coherent sentence without sounding like an utter fucking autist. I've pretty much given up on social relationships though, and have lived the entirety of my life on the internet. At least here, I can actually communicate and express how I feel.
>>672185787
Yeah.
Sex leads to an relationship or sometimes to friendship.
A mutual relationship can lead to sex.
But being her doormat that fulfills her every wish doesn't get you anywhere.
>>672185845
You've got to do it everyday.
Talking needs to be learned but once you do it everyday for an hour it will become second nature
>>672186602
kindly kill yourself. If you can't get a woman it's because of you.
I'm black, casual nerd, animator. I've been with several woman across the spectrum. None of them stuck because I have personal issues of committing before achieving my own goals.
I've lost some great woman but I'm not blaming those relationships failing on others.
>>672186150
You. You are the problem.
Not everyone else
>>672198802
Pretty much me, except I'm in my 40s, browsing a japanese image board that primarily consists of prepubescent children.
I need to kill myself.
can't even post an image
that about sums it all up
>>672188335
That's why I think that guys that complain about the friendzone are dumb as fuck.
Every popular guy (alpha) has a group of loyal, but easily manipulated, guys around (betas).
When two groups meet the alphas always know who the alpha of the other group is and will talk to each other while the others try some small talk.
It's just more obvious when it's a girl doing the controlling.
Only the alpha gets noticed by women. All the others are just there to increase his status and to show that he's a good leader
>>672199788
>autism
I've been an alpha my whole life and your post is false.
>>672188491
Yeah I know that once I can't get laid regularly anymore and once I don't work anymore I will get depressed quickly.
>>672189355
Yeah. These beta nerds always think it's unfair that they are hated although they probably deserve it.
Sometimes the reason is just that they are lazy lardasses that dress like kids.
>>672188610
keep up
>>672193495
Sex without love is worse than masturbation.
The cuddling, the affection, the build up and the knowledge that she wants you is better than piv.
Making love is great.
Having sex for the sake of having sex is sad.
>>672189068
Is that shit even real? Let alone worth watching? I can't find it for the life of me all i find are creepypastas of it. Links any1?
>>672199145
>>672186602
>>672186150
Subhuman, parasitic, filth. I detest the very essence of your existence. How does it feel to know that you will never accomplish anything worthwhile in life? The highlight of your worthless existence will be spent devouring watermelon and koolaid.
#Trump2016
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
>Joking, I'm a nigra, too. But I'm seriously voting for Trump.
>>672199317
You need Activia old dood
>>672199913
Bullshit. His post is dead on. You sir must be a Betamax
>>672200782
Then you're a fucking idiot. I get it tho, it's like why not. The fact that we've allowed him to become a serious candidate is reason enough to vote him into office. It will be the end of our country and probably the start of WWIII but who cares. Humanity is basically running out the clock at this point.
>>672201131
Yeah, okay bitch. I get pussy faggot trust me
>>672187469
What's his name?