I didn't order pepperoni.

>>672161968
*tips fedora*

>>672162142
*spits on your pizza*

Pay up

>>672162091
Thats not my problem man, I dont bake them. I just deliver

>>672161968
What kind of a weird pizza place is it that doesn't accept credit card info over the phone? That delivery guy shouldn't even be bothered with money.

>>672161968
You have such a large pepperoni mister. Why don't you come in so I can get you your... tip.

>>672162287
You tip the guy who brings you your pizza. Is this a difficult concept?

>>672162455
Sorry I got many CP in the car that need deliveries.

>>672161968
We don't tip in England, and why am I playing in $?

>>672162495
Why the fuck should I? The pizza place should pay him for that shit.

>>672162495
I'm already charged extra for the delivery. Isn't that enough?

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>>672162888
This is the land of the free mister, look at the flag.

>>672162947
Look, I know we all have it rough, but he doesnt even get paid minimum wage. If you didnt wanna tip you shouldve gotten the pizza yourself.

>>672162969
That doesnt go in the pizza boys pocket.

>>672162947
Where I work drivers get paid less since told are an expected part of their job. However they are not allowed to enter ask for one.

i ordered burger *opens closes open door*

>>672163235
What goes in his pocket is his salary. Which comes from the extra money I paid to get my pizza delivered to me.

>>672162267
Don't give a fuck you guys screwed up and so I'll have the pizza for free, fuck you (here's 2 dollars tip, the most I'll ever give you)

>>672161968

Here's a tip. Get a proper job.

>>672163426
If only this was true.

Protip, its not. Stop crying and pay the man or get the pizza yourself next time

>Papa bless?

"Don't bring a knife to a gunfight"

"Don't take wooden nickels"

"Don't eat yellow snow"

>>672163170
>>672163308
That brings me back to my point. I shouldn't have to pay them on top of a delivery fee. The delivery fee should be going to the guy who delivers. The pizza place has made its money with the pizza. I have a friend who works at a pizza place, not only does he bake the pizza, he delivers. He doesn't get paid below minimum.

>>672163548
maybe i would tip if there werent a delivery charge fegget

>>672161968

What have you done to garner a gratuity?

Delivering the pizza is your job, how have you gone above & beyond what is normally expected of your line of work?

>>672163489
I know your address now and so do all the other pizza guys in the crew. Better not order here anymore, youll get genital fluids on the house from now on.

>>672163534
Oh wait, let me just go to the magical job giving tree and get one.

Pay up fucker. Dont have time for difficult customers.

I paid when I ordered. Goodnight.

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>>672163043
You seem to believe you're in the wrong country. Have you had a knock to the head recently? This is England, not America that you are in.

>>672163707
No worries, I'll call pizza Hut from now on, including in my monthly work parties on which we always ask for 15 pizzas, have a nice day, fagget

>>672163821

How about I phone your boss and tell him you offered me blow?

Here's 15.50. Goodnight.

>>672163646
Some places are different than others. Look, I can mark you on the customer list and well deny you services from now on.

You still have to pay.

>>672163548
It is where I live. I was never expected to tip when either paying in advance or paying a delivery fee.

>>672163653

You think that cash goes to the pizza dude?
>>672163548

>>672163706
I brought you the pizza, be lucky I dont toss it in the dirt.

Now pay up and youre welcome.

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>>672161968
Here's $20. Thanks for the fast delivery, bud.

>>672161968
Here's 40 bucks man, fuck these other faggots constantly fucking you on tips. Shitty job, but if someone doesn't do it these faggots might actually have to leave the house to get a pizza, we can't have that kind of filth just roaming wild.

>>672164029
Mark me on the list. I'm only paying for the pizza. If you want a tip then go choke on a dick faggot. Here's the 15.50. God damn overpriced shit.

>>672163897
I remember we beat the shit out of you fuckers.

Boston tea party bitch.

>>672163859
Enjoy your no pizza.

>>672163953
Hope you and your friends enjoy our cum.

>>672164025
*throws pizza in the dirt*

Cya

>>672163553
Eyebrow bless

>>672164110
Times change.

>>672164419
Oh ok, just give me one second and I'll get you your money
[...]
Yeah, I just called your workplace and told them what happened. Boss says you're fired, to deliver the pizza to me for free and head back to the restaurant after. Have a good day, faggot.

>>672163170
Why do people say this by law he has to make minimum wage. The employer must compensate him if he doesn't make minimum.

>>672164293
Youre very welcome, until next time.

Oh, almost forgot, heres some free napkins my man.

>>672163170
I don't think you understand the definition of minimum wage. The idea is that it's the minimum amount allowed by the law to be paid to an employee. Anything below that is illegal.
If an employer doesn't pay at least the minimum, he can be persecuted.

>>672163821
Is that really an argument? When I was unemployed, I just went to a job listing site, applied to some, went to 3 job interviews and got a job for 120% my country's minimum wage with no past experience or any formal degree.

>>672164315
Glad to be of service, heres a bunch of extra napkins.

>>672164342
Ill just take this pizza back then, obviously youre too poor to afford one.

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>>672164921
>>672164823
>free napkins

Nigga, I can get these at a fraction of what it costs for you to even give them out.

>>672164714
Im fired? Ill just take this pizza and the cash you gave me for it. Enjoy your night.

>>672164921
Sweet, thanks man. I ordered a 2 liter of pepsi with this though.

Here's a twenty. Keep the change

>>672164729
A lot of things are said to be "by law". But a lot of people disregard it aswell.

>>672164890
I wonder why all these electorial candidates promise to give ppl fair wages, something has to be wrong with em, dont you think?

>>672161968

>>672165174
Of course let me just get it out of the cooler. Still icy cold, at your service.

>>672165027
Go ahead, I'll have a chat with your boss. Tell him how you explicitly explained that you tainted the pizza and I asked for you to take it back. My uncle has a close friendship with the owner.

>>672165208
Youre a nice person, thank you, free napkins.

>>672161968


your tip is $4 now go buy a more fuel efficient car

good luck delivery guy!

>>672165395
I don't know, I'm not part of a country such promises are given.

>>672165578
Boss doesnt care, you pay up and youre good with him.

I tell him you didnt pay and you get marked.

And you didnt pay.

>>672165163
Yeah, I don't know what you've been smoking but I never handed you any money. No wonder you're shit at your job, you're high as a kite

>>672165252
What are you saying? Its my fault your employer doesn't follow the law and your to beta to call them out?

>>672165717
Then pls deport yourself back to your third world country.

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>>672165524
Nice. Here man, I got another tip for you. Drive safe buddy.

>>672165712
I will sir, godspeed.

>>672165583
Right on. Wanna smoke a bowl before you leave?

>>672165828
I se you have 15 bucks in your hand
*swipe*

Ye, this is a great tip, bye faggot.

>>672165962
My nigga

>>672165843
Actually it is, if you would kindly vote for a better president this year, you wouldnt have to pay a tip. But currently things are in dismay so Ill need that tip now.

>>672161968
Sorry buddy no tip. This is Australia and the minimum wage for you is not dog shit like it is in Amerishit.

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>>672166114
Kek, 10/10 ending

>>672166078
I would love to, but I have 20 more deliveries to make. Thank you for the offer tho.

>>672165815
Fine by me, mark me on the list. Go on now delivery boy. I have a couple of phone calls to make. One to the owner and one to pizza hut. Oh and I'll have my 15.50 back, thanks. Goodbye.

>>672166291
Then why the fuck did you call a pizza place in the fucking US you fucknut? Are you fucking high? Drunk? Both? What the fuck is wrong with you? Did the hamster just have a heart attack and fall off the fucking wheel? Fuckin a.

>>672166291
Sorry I dont understand, speak american please, its the only language I understand.

In america

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>>672161968
Here is one dank meme. Keep the change.

>>672166380
Ah, I understand. Here's a fat joint. Have a good one dude.

>>672166483
Im already gone, youre talking to yourself, you lost good graces with the pizza place, your pizza and 15 bucks.

Youre a winner baby.

>>672165907
What does that even mean? I'm a proud citizen of my first world country where people get paid for doing their jobs. Apply yourself.

>>672164419
Dont lie, the French were the ones defending you, while americans sucked their cocks

>>672166710
Thank you very much, sir.

*makes a lil smiley face next to your name in the address book*

Expect lightning fast deliveries from now on man.

>>672166812
>1st world
>buttraped by indians and pakis on a daily basis


See this gun? Ye, you can only dream booktooth.

boes in da house

>>672166849
The French gave us a nice statue. We put it up for them, it look s nice.

Really nice of them. Bet you wankers were buttravaged when the French took our side.

France>>>>>>>>>Great Britaim

>>672161968
>not buying a delicious little caesars large pizza with munster cheese for a flat $5
Faggot.

>>672166992
Thanks man I appricate it. Expect a fat bowl or a fat joint to be waiting for you too. What's your name? I only want you to handle my deliveries from now on

>>672166532
Oh I'm sorry let me re-phrase that - Me no gib u a tib, burger freedumb, (those fucking scooter things), Walmart, patriarchy, nigger, school shooting range, Fox News, Nein Eleben

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>>672161968
>hands you $15.50 exactly
>no tip
>you are already being paid to deliver the pizza

>>672167535
We're not allowed to share any personal information I'm afraid, but Ill make sure to handle your orders personally.

Bye now

>>672167607
As an American I can say that this is dead on acrruate

>>672166235
Nice b8

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>>672167104
Fun Fact - Every country has firearms, they just don't let retards like you have them.

>>672167607
Are you saying you're retarded? You do look kind of stupid, no offence tho.

>>672167691
>sneezes on pizza b4 handing it to you

Thank you for ordering, tootaloo

>>672167313
Clean up man, you still got frog semen all over your face

>>672167104
Pakis? Seriously? Do you think I'm British or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_vivC7c_1k&list=PLuKg-WhduhkksJoqkj9aJEnN7v0mx8yxC&index=10

/thread

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>>672167876
Leave him alone!

>>672167832
So all of your people are retards?

I kinda guessed that already.

>>672167764
Have a good night

>>672166799
Sure, can't run off when I have a shotgun pointed at you. It's within my right to deny payment for a service I denied receiving. Now give me my 15 back or I'll have to call the police. You can keep the pizza.

>>672167980
>being this made

Not my fault your country sucks

>>672167973
>pulls out my phone and phones your manager
>manager calls you and fires you on the spot
>sue you and store
>$profit$
>order pizza from someone else
>eats my pizza while you are jobless

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>>672167832
Ooooh, lemme just grab my fish 'n' chips, I could use a little of your salt.

>>672168010
European is enough.

If youre an aussie we dont even understand your language.

>>672167691
Don't let them fool you. That delivery charge, they get half of it. The other half goes to the stores insurance on the driver. I used to deliver btw

Tips are earned for service above and beyond what the recipient is expected to provide within the constraints of their job.

Driver arrives 3 minutes before deadline with cold, soggy pizza? Definitely no tip.

Driver arrives minutes after order is placed, with a steaming hot pizza and a big bag of weed? Congratulations, you've earned a tip.

Just because I can afford to splurge on a well-earned treat from time to time doesn't mean I should be expected to pay extra for the service you're already paid for.

>>672168036
sweet tears. This is college humor, sketch comedy, not to be taken seriously.

>>672167876
we're all having fun here but man your comeback was weak to that anon

>>672168233
okay, Plz forgib me

>>672161968
Where's my drink?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY PIZZA WITHOUT A DRINK?

>>672168187
Im already gone homie, shoot the nigger across the street if you have to vent.

>>672168450
and by law if you don't make minimum wage your boss HAS to make up your wages :)

pizza boys realise that they make more in tips than minimum wage and are just greedy fucks tbh :)

>>672168298
>still has to pay a tip

>>672161968
Here is $15.50. FUCK OUTA HERE!

>>672168367
Aussies speak proper english, unlike america. wtf is color?? it's correct spelling is colour.

>>672168657
>had a shotgun POINTED at him
>POINTED
you cannot be already gone if its pointed at you dumb nigger
you either give the money back or your face is all over the porch

>>672168657
You're gone yet you're still communicating with me. Did you leave a walkie talkie or some shit? That's fine you nigger. I'll go taken on your ass then. I'll find you and when I do I'll kill you.

>>672168585
All these flavours and you choose to be salty

>says ppl without guns are retards
>doesnt have a gun

too easy

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Dammit the wife ordered sausage!

>>672168623
>unzips pants

Hollon a second

>>672161968
Here's you a tip. If a dog licks you, don't lick it back.

>>672168738
nope because im actually from england and our drivers NEVER ask for a tip because they are not greedy lazy cunts and get paid properly by their boss

>>672169010
>implying i'm salty
>implying i said anything about guns in this thread
>too easy
wut?

>>672168813
Not in the american dictionary it isnt.

Go back to school, we dont suck Britains dick in this country

>>672168996
This guy gets it. He's my nut nutjob Vietnam vet neighbor. He'll shoot you if I dont.

>>672168996
>driving home with 15 bucks

Feels gud mane

Hand him 16 dollars in change.

Thanks!

>>672169097
>gets nutcracker from kitchen
Nah fam, wouldn't recomend that

>>672169009
>you're still communicating with me. Did you leave a walkie talkie or some shit?

>>672169297
You suck the dick of Saudi Arabia instead lololololo

>>672169451
Two bags of pennies of pennies that come out to be roughly 16 bucks. Man I should do that one day.

>>672168996
>being so autistic he's willing to kill someone over $15
>nigger detected

>>672163170
Why the fuck would you even have minimum wage if you don't have to pay it you retard

>>672169256
why you order from america then?

>>672162495
A tip is for gratitude and voluntary. Is that a difficult concept?

Any place that requires tipping for deliveries should just cut the bullshit and call it a delivery fee.

>>672169394
>you try to run with his 15 bucks
>while GUN is POINTED at him
>POINTED
>your face has now redecorated his porch
>police arrive and ask what happened
>nigger asked for a tip officer
>cop high 5's him
>he shoulda got a better job says the officer and walks away

>>672169553
We suck the oil actually.
is that some kind of different language term?

>>672169761
elect a president who will fix this problem then.

>>672169709
because i like my hawaiian pizza to actually come from hawaii

>>672169881
>arrives home with 15 bucks

Good day today.

>>672169585
dont steal from me then bitch

>>672170162
Wrong number buddy

>>672170061
The president isn't the problem. It's the greedy delivery niggers that feel entitled to an "optional act of gratuity." Keyword "optional."

>>672170168
nope your pretty much dead, you don't get away from a gun pointed at your head

>>672170061
Irrelevant.

>steals the pizza, all your rare pepes, and runs off
I CAN'T LET THE FUCKING NORMIES FIND THEM!!!1111

>>672170347
Ban tips then, they arent banned, so Ill be taking that tip.

>>672169903
>gives terrorist state tons of money
>terrorist state funds isis
you dun goof'd

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>>672170243

>>672170377
>talks to him imaginary friend
>meanwhile chilling at home

You suck at roleplay

>>672170465
America gets money from war, pure business.

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>>672161968
>pulls the pizza out of your hands
>beats the holy crap out of you
>as you crawl away i say here is your tip..don't ask for a tip you little prick, i already paid a delivery charge and for the pizza over the phone

>>672170666
well played satan

>>672170550
>is dead


FTFY

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I ordered cheese pizza

>>672170771
>calls the cops
>they kill your nigger family

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>>672161968
actually, I feel kinda bad for stealing the pizza, here you go

>>672170446
No need to ban them. You're not taking any fucking tips because no one has given you any. Run along you nigger.

check

>>672170964
>calls the cops
>gets arrested for being a greedy nigger.

Gimme my pizza

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>>672170964
>cops come to my house and ask what the problem is
>i explain that he tried to scam me and then ask for a tip on something i had already paid for and then got aggressive and attacked me
>cop arrests you because, your a nigger
>i enjoy my delicious pizza while you are in the cells and now jobless and aching all over and about to get buttraped by another nigger in your cell

all this over a tip

zozzle

pic related is the only time you should tip

>>672171006
>says the nigger too broke to order pizza

>>672171408

>pic related is the only time you should tip


this

another pizza thread is going to fail today

>>672171707
or not

>>672171707
because OP has had to go deliver a pizza (that he wont get tipped for)

>>672171472
Not broke, not a nigger. Just chose not to tip your greedy ass. Want to make money? Get a real job.

>>672161968
That's a shit tier pizza, i don't want it, go tell your manager your food sucks.

>>672171844
If you cant handle a tip, youre too broke for the pizza

Common rule among pizza boys.

>>672171844
agreed, its because they realise they make more from tips than the minimum wage they already get paid

>>672161968
That's a nice smelling stinker you got in the box. Plump crust. I don't have change for a tip because we use plastic cards in this household. Should have brought a card reader hooked to a battery or something. I can't help you with your tip. Maybe get a card scanner for a smartphone next time so I can create another excuse why I don't like tipping. Do you really want to know why I don't like tipping people like you? Do you? Well, I'll tell you. I cruise up and down these roads everyday and could end up with a broken spine of end up in a neck brace because of these pizza express lanes whizzing around my house. Even if I gave you a a bunch of tips I would find out how to collect insurance on your ass. I would slash your tires and take any thing in your life. I own this town and don't forget my name.

>>672161968
why you fuckwit delievered my order in an opened pizza box? I'm not paying your faggotry!

>>672172008
too late i already taken my pizza off you and the gun at my side says otherwise

what you gonna do nigger? NOTHING get you dirty ass off my porch

>>672172057
We just realize that if you dont tip its no problem if we deliver to you last. So dont cry when your pizza takes longer than expected.

We deliver faster to people who tip better.

>>672172008
if you need the tip you should find a better job.

>>672170446
You really are retarded, aren't you?

Noone is against tipping, we are against mandatory tipping. I tip when I am pleased with the service I purchase; but when bussinesses type out a balance that already includes tip, that is downright robbery. They are forcing your hand to tip whether you liked the service or not.

And personally, I don't tip anyone that asks for it. Workers should be more humble and not have the face to ask for extra money for doing their jobs, for which they are already paid for.

>>672172008
>common rule among pizza boys

So instead of bringing me my pizza and fucking off like the bitch you are, you're sitting around with your fuck boys gossiping like faggots, coming up with excuses of why it's ok for you faggots to be greedy. That proves how little you faggots deserve any sort of tip.

>>672172246
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

>>672172394
Oh sure, lemme just g to the magical job tree and get it.

Just do it

>>672161968
>$15.50
is that a common cost for a pizza in the US?

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>>672172282
well when i called in the delivery they said if its not here on time i get it free

so thanks for the free pizza

also your boss fired you because you keep delivering pizza late when they have an on time policy and you keep losing them money over a tip

555

>>672172411
If you dont want cold cummy pizza, you will tip, your choice bro.

>>672172518
welcome to capitalism, bitch

>>672172008
If you want a tip, yo do some good work, be friendly and have the decency to not beg for extra chash.

Common rule among customers.

>>672172518
not our fault you are a member of the shit tier of society who is stuck in dead end jobs...

>>672163646
In places like Domino's the delivery fee does not go towards the employee doing the delivery.

>>672172008
>my boss, who you're already paying the full price to, doesn't pay me enough. Instead of taking it up with him i'll just shame you into paying more for this already overpriced service and product.

If you want a tip you can find it at the end of my dick.

>>672172431
Why do you care? You dont tip, we can cum all over your pizza and youll still pay for it

MAybe you should practice cooking at home if paying is not your strong suite.

777

>>672161968
I don't eat pizza...but when i do its cheese pizza..

>Take pizza
>grab gun
>point at pizza boy
>open box
>look intensely at pizza
>slowly look up at pizza boy
>"I ordered pineapples and anchovies bitch."
>blast pizza boy
>throw quarter on body
>"here's your tip, cheese dick"
>eat pizza anyway and continue watching cat videos in my underwear

>>672172466
>by the time you to pull two swords out i have unleashed a clip into you

R.i.p

>enjoy my pizza

>>672172574
enjoy the cum

I have no problem of giving you a free pizza if you get herpes from 20 people's cum.

But hey, not my business if you enjoy that kind of dish.

>>672172592
I don't like the pizza I receive, I complain; I keep getting shit pizzas, I stop ordering; the company can't keep up, they downsize; and now you are fired.

You want to keep your job, do it right. Your choice bro.

>>672172738
There's other pizza places and there's always new delivery faggots. See you next month at Walmart where you don't get tips at all fuckboy ;^)

>>672172930
Nope

>>672172629
We remember you, if you dont tip, we give you poor quality stuff cause you wont tip anyway. why bother.

>>672172534
Overpriced shit, yeah

>>672161968
*spits on your face* Get out of here you cis white male scum!

>>672172691
Actually it is, vote better presidents and maybe you wont have to give 3 bucks extra.

>>672172466
I hate when pizza boys do that...

>>672165962
Ive been offered bong hits and beers on numerous occasions delivering pizza. People are sometimes chill.

>>672173085
At this point the business loses customers which means they lose profits which causes franchises to close down, therefore you lose your job. All because you want to be a faggot.

>>672172972
>inspect pizza
>notice semen on it
>sue you, your friends and pizzeria
have fun getting a job again with that criminal record and being homeless because i have sued you for every penny you got, and the memories of getting buttraped in prison by a buncha niggers.

>>672172874
you must be new here.

Thats pasta...

333

>>672161968
BIG TIP

>>672173344
Nope

>>672168450
I dont get half of shit with that delivery charge. And claiming that 1 dollar our of a 2 dollar delivery charge is appropriate anyways is beyond me.

>>672173085
That's some shitty thinking bro. If I don't tip, it is not a problem with me, it is problem with you or your service. Instead of having a senseless grugde against me, do your job better.

And about the poor quality stuff see this >>672173026

>>672173026
Were doing just fine. We get enough orders from people who pay decent tips.

>>672163170
he should probably look for another job

>>672172816
Kek

>>672173171
i don't pay you 3 bucks extra, by LAW your boss has to make up your wages to minimum wage

>>672172738
already paying for the pizza, faggot

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here's your tip op

>>672173030
Youll need to pay tips to other drivers then, just give it a rest, youll keep getting bad pizzas if you dont pay.

I always give the pizza guy a good tip. I gave the last one a coupon for free eyebrow threading.

>>672173293
your still dead

>>672172874
clip?

>>672173534
nice mem

>>672161968
Plus tip? Oh no, take it back then. Thank you!

>>672173384
Calm down, I will get it.

>>672173536
I give them tips. "Community college is actually pretty reasonably priced" or "yo, be careful delivering to that part of town, my homies rob pizza guys over there"

>>672173673
Nope

>>672173534
u sir are a god.

777 (NOPE ??)

>>672173289
Never happened, you eat our cummy pizzas without questions.


Literally just yesterday me and my boys gave a french dressing to this nigger family that doesnt tip.

>>672173740
nope?

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>>672173609

Why the fuck is the box open you peasant?

last pizza I ordered, I offered to suck the delivery guys cock. He wasnt interested. I cried in my pizza. and he didnt get a tip.

>>672166625
been there, done that

>>672162647
I'll take three. You can lock them in the fridge in my basement.

Where's my drink?
MY DIET DR. KELP?!

>>672173409
Not my problem buddy, I have over 100 people I deliver to every day, one lil upset baby wont bother me

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Wheres my drink?
My drink??
... my diet Dr. Kelp?!
DONT TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DRINK!!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!?!?!

>>672173425
Im good, my salary with tips is as close to a desk job.

You just gotta keep tipping or learn how to cook.

>>672168367
Neither Europe nor Australia. Doesn't matter, the point is that you try to call me out on coming from a 3rd world country, which is wrong, while you yourself reside in a country where minimum wage isn't enforced.

>>672163170
Well stop working for min wage you pleb

>>672173500
That doesnt happen, we make min wages with tips.
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>>672173806
>i know you are correct if i did that my life would be over, infact our boss tells us specifically that he will make up our money if we dont get tipped and to never ask for a tip as its rude and will make up our money to minimum wage because its the law, iv never cum on a pizza because i haven't got the balls to do this and end my life, i just talk shit on /b/

there FTFY, faggot

>>672173806
>I'm too stupid to realize my boss is legally obliged to pay me minimum, and rely on tips

>>672173587
you're*

>>672174204
Actually no. I don't work for tips but even I know that if you're at a job where you work for tips, the employer pays you FAR less than minimum wage.

>>672173879
oh magazine

>>672174204
bullshit, you are either stupid or just plain lying, by LAW if you don't make up to minimum wage your boss HAS to pay you so you make it

>>672173897
looks like you didn't get the tip either