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2016-03-04 13:49:48 Post No. 672158467
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:49:48 Post No. 672158467 [Report]
Claim your zombie apocalypse survival partner.
>Can only be a celebrity

Keanu Reeves claimed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:50:38 Post No.672158543
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:50:38 Post No.672158543 [Report]
bailey jay
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:51:35 Post No.672158624
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:51:35 Post No.672158624 [Report]
>>672158467
Danny Devito.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:51:39 Post No.672158632
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>>672158467
This hoe
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:52:50 Post No.672158724
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:53:20 Post No.672158759
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:53:20 Post No.672158759 [Report]
>>672158467
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:54:21 Post No.672158849
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:54:21 Post No.672158849 [Report]
The Murphy
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:54:27 Post No.672158858
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:54:27 Post No.672158858 [Report]
Jason Statham
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:54:32 Post No.672158865
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>>672158467
Asui Tsuyu so I can fuck the shit out of her.

>Can only be a celebrity
Fuck you and your rules, OP.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:54:40 Post No.672158877
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:54:40 Post No.672158877 [Report]
Heath being joker
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:55:17 Post No.672158920
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:55:17 Post No.672158920 [Report]
>>672158858
Jason statham's a whiny cunt. He'd make you pay him 90% of your share of the rations before he'd help fight.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:55:27 Post No.672158934
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:55:27 Post No.672158934 [Report]
Emma Watson, all mine
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:55:34 Post No.672158947
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fucking rollo lothbrok with an axe
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:55:37 Post No.672158949
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:55:37 Post No.672158949 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc&feature=youtu.be
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:55:45 Post No.672158962
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:55:45 Post No.672158962 [Report]
>>672158467
Bear Grylls claimed.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:55:51 Post No.672158969
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>>672158467
clint mother fucking eastwood
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:56:17 Post No.672158999
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Jesus you fucking reddit fag
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:56:22 Post No.672159006
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>>672158632
seems perfect tbqh
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:56:40 Post No.672159025
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:56:40 Post No.672159025 [Report]
>>672158947
i mean i'm not fucking (him) with an axe.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:56:44 Post No.672159033
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:56:44 Post No.672159033 [Report]
>>672158632
more. please?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:56:58 Post No.672159044
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Not even worried
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:57:01 Post No.672159051
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:57:01 Post No.672159051 [Report]
Terry crews, survival, homosex, and comedy.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:57:25 Post No.672159089
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:57:25 Post No.672159089 [Report]
>>672158999
>Lurk 4chan for the last 7 years
>Occasionally visit reddit for news
>reddit fag

Kill yourself you whiny twat.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:57:28 Post No.672159093
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Miley claimed.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:57:31 Post No.672159097
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>>672159044
Top tier.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:57:36 Post No.672159104
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Gary busey
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:57:37 Post No.672159109
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Claimed Brian Blessed

>That voice is enough
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:57:46 Post No.672159118
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:57:46 Post No.672159118 [Report]
>>672158999
jesus wudnt do shit againsts a zombie
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:58:12 Post No.672159151
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The Dolph will keep me safe
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:58:20 Post No.672159161
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>>672159089
b8
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:58:23 Post No.672159165
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amy claimed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:58:25 Post No.672159169
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>>672158999
>knows what's on leddit Frontpage
>implying not also a redditfag
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:58:41 Post No.672159182
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Smart karatedude. I should be fine
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:58:45 Post No.672159185
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>>672159118
>/thread
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:59:00 Post No.672159212
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>>672159161
>butthurt about online addresses with text on them.
here's your (you)
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:59:08 Post No.672159220
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>>672158969
>Picking a geriatric 80yo Republican
>Survival
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:59:15 Post No.672159231
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>>672159033
thoughts?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:59:23 Post No.672159245
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>>672159182
Why are his gloves so small
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 13:59:51 Post No.672159283
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>>672158920
Heresy. Statham is a pimp.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:00:08 Post No.672159302
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This motherfucker is literally made to survive anything the world could throw at you. Chris Ryan is pretty much the dude Bear Grylls pretends to be
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:00:09 Post No.672159303
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>>672159245
So he can hit hard
like the russians hit ukraine
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:00:16 Post No.672159311
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>>672158467
Claimed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:00:51 Post No.672159351
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Cody
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:00:52 Post No.672159355
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>>672159231
Mortal Kombat is a game rated M, so she's totally not underage. Post more.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:00:58 Post No.672159372
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Hafthór Júlíus "Thor" Björnsson
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:00:58 Post No.672159373
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>>672159220
you are why we cant have nice things
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:01:00 Post No.672159378
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Top tier
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:01:05 Post No.672159382
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>>672159231
I really really want one of those cobwebs tattoos, might not fit on me as a guy though
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:01:10 Post No.672159388
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:01:10 Post No.672159388 [Report]
All of these anons picking female celebrities thinking they'd get a chance to fuck.
Chances are they'd rather die without having sex ever again than fuck you neckbeards.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:01:49 Post No.672159446
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Chris Kyle.

Who better than an American hero.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:02:13 Post No.672159477
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>>672159372
Jesus anon, fucking think.
This guys enormous, do you know how many calories he needs to consume to keep him performing at optimal levels?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:02:13 Post No.672159479
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>>672159388
I was going to disagree by referencing rape, but dubs are always the truth.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:02:27 Post No.672159498
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>>672159245
They're not. He's just huge.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:02:35 Post No.672159508
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>>672159355
idk anon I played MK on PS1 when I was 9 years old.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:02:36 Post No.672159510
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:02:36 Post No.672159510 [Report]
Johnny Depp
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:02:45 Post No.672159521
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>>672158467
>Bill Gates claimed
He would probably be useless when it came to physical shit but you could have him buy/create a DANK ass fortress with his shittton of money
>inb4hurrdurrthisisafter
then m00t claimed
I would use m00t as a meat shield
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:02:57 Post No.672159535
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>>672158632
oh my
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:02:59 Post No.672159538
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slipknot
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:03:39 Post No.672159602
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And his name is
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:04:00 Post No.672159630
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>>672159538
edgy
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:04:24 Post No.672159667
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>>672159446
lol hes a fuckin faggot
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:04:31 Post No.672159674
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>>672159231
>>672158632
>>672159508
HNNG if there is a set I need all of them.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:04:45 Post No.672159691
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I dunno ... I feel like she could get shit done. Plus fuckable.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:05:02 Post No.672159710
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>>672159446
>Chris Kyle.

is already a zombie.

You are eated.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:05:09 Post No.672159716
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>>672159538
>picks a group
>edgy group.

Isn't it school time? Get off /b/
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:05:52 Post No.672159775
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>>672159674
let's not get too greedy. ;)
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:06:39 Post No.672159823
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>>672159691
Fuckable yes.
What's your redeeming qualities?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:07:08 Post No.672159864
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>>672159716
>bweh 2edgly for mee
TR00 KVLT spotted folks
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:07:34 Post No.672159903
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My girl would be a good fucktoy.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:07:35 Post No.672159904
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Mike Thyson
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:07:43 Post No.672159920
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>>672159303
Top kek
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:07:52 Post No.672159928
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Taylor Swift claimed.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:08:28 Post No.672159977
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>>672159785
oh my poor peepe pls post more
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:08:29 Post No.672159979
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>>672159716
faggot supreme
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:08:43 Post No.672159995
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>>672158969
>Whats that smooth skin?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:08:56 Post No.672160009
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>>672159477
Holy shit anon just think of having to feed that dude 10 thousand calories a day just so he wouldn't lose weight.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:08:58 Post No.672160011
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>>672159351
Nice choice, all the other fuckwits can't think for shit.

i'll go with Survivorman
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:09:30 Post No.672160045
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>>672159977
chek'd
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:09:41 Post No.672160059
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Step to my level faggots
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:09:54 Post No.672160075
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>>672160045
Her tongue loos like a little steak
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:10:09 Post No.672160096
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:10:09 Post No.672160096 [Report]
>anons not picking Verne Troyer
Just bring him and strap him with some C4 explosives and launch him with a crossbow. He probably fits on the bow anyways. He's like a midget missile.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:10:17 Post No.672160107
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>>672159903
more of her?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:10:37 Post No.672160131
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>>672159602
Edgy Edge
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:10:40 Post No.672160135
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Chloe Bruce motherfuckers...
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:10:41 Post No.672160139
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>>672160096
>pic related
My amazing partner
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:10:45 Post No.672160144
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Michelle Rodriguez claimed.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:10:46 Post No.672160145
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>>672159378
zibitty bop tier
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:11:08 Post No.672160165
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:11:08 Post No.672160165 [Report]
>>672160059
hes too autistic for the zombie apocolypse
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:11:11 Post No.672160172
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>>672160075
No tongue it is then.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:11:47 Post No.672160217
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:11:47 Post No.672160217 [Report]
>>672160011
Fuck you that's who I was about to post
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:11:51 Post No.672160222
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can do a few drugs every now again
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:11:56 Post No.672160229
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:11:56 Post No.672160229 [Report]
Big Arnie or Mad Max
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:12:03 Post No.672160238
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>>672160165
>Apocolypse
> A poco Lypse
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:12:23 Post No.672160259
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>pick reletaed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:12:26 Post No.672160263
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You all just lost.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:12:37 Post No.672160277
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>>672160217
little steaks are fine by me x)
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:12 Post No.672160313
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:12 Post No.672160313 [Report]
a random cumdumpster for stress relief
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:23 Post No.672160328
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>>672160107
great whore
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:28 Post No.672160334
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We would hide in the basement
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:30 Post No.672160336
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:30 Post No.672160336 [Report]
>>672159220
Because we all know zombies hate the shit out of republicans.
>muh democrats

Seriously nigger the world has fallen into a zombie apocalypse and you still can't into teamplay?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:37 Post No.672160347
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We would be so happy.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:46 Post No.672160355
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rebel wilson clammed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:57 Post No.672160373
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:57 Post No.672160373 [Report]
>>672160172

who the hell is she and why do I want to sniff armpits
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:57 Post No.672160374
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>>672158632
Her tattoos look like a collection of temporary ones she got from a vending machine for 50 cents a piece
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:58 Post No.672160376
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:13:58 Post No.672160376 [Report]
>>672158962
>OK, bear, we are stuck on the roof of this highrise
>we have minimal food and low ammo
>there's no easy way to the bottom
>we're surrounded by zombies
>think, bear, what do we do???
Drink your own piss.
>what, how would that help with the-
Do it...
>o-ok bear
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:14:07 Post No.672160383
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Trump claimed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:14:33 Post No.672160416
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:14:33 Post No.672160416 [Report]
>>672160144
>Picks a lesbian
Noiiice man so when you end up getting horny you can assume the position and wait for her to fist you eh?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:14:37 Post No.672160425
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:14:37 Post No.672160425 [Report]
>>672159775
>>672160263

Fuck yeah
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:15:00 Post No.672160451
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Just to see him get eaten
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:15:12 Post No.672160468
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:15:12 Post No.672160468 [Report]
>>672160313
Women are never a stress reliever anon. Believe me.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:15:14 Post No.672160474
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I'd pick Bill fucking Nye. He'd be able to science some crazy shit while I'm mowing down zombies.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:15:19 Post No.672160484
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:15:19 Post No.672160484 [Report]
obama
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:15:24 Post No.672160492
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:15:24 Post No.672160492 [Report]
gemma arterton for repopulation
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:15:37 Post No.672160502
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:15:37 Post No.672160502 [Report]
>>672160238
whats you're point retard?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:16:32 Post No.672160567
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We'd fuck some shit up.
Claiming Monsieur Sebastien Chabal.
Can't talk French for shit but I guess he can't possibly be that picky during the end of all civilization.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:16:37 Post No.672160578
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>>672160502
Absolutely nothing
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:17:19 Post No.672160628
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:17:19 Post No.672160628 [Report]
>>672159231
Degenerate tattoo scumbag.
Also a female, i enjoy a nice and quiet home. I also don't watch tv and netflix and it seems that's all women really like to do besides using it as an excuse to be dominated and cumsprayed like the pathetic babymakers they are.

Fuck i hate people, especially women. Not my /b/ros, although i do wish some would kill themselves and livestream it.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:17:31 Post No.672160643
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:17:31 Post No.672160643 [Report]
I bet Bill nye is a pussy

I pick Zayne Malik
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:18:11 Post No.672160704
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:18:11 Post No.672160704 [Report]
>>672158632
kek

Enjoy being a zombie, u virgin
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:18:15 Post No.672160711
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>>672160373
Jessica beppler

>>672160374
That's becuz they are you jew
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:18:18 Post No.672160713
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>>672160425
let's add this guy to find food and stuff and i think we have a good team
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:18:55 Post No.672160758
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:18:55 Post No.672160758 [Report]
>>672158877
A retarded fake anarchist?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:19:15 Post No.672160786
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:19:15 Post No.672160786 [Report]
>>672159089
>10 years
>not even once

Kill yourself
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:19:22 Post No.672160794
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>>672160383
Trump would be awful.

>He'd trade the gold bullion for two carrots
>Incest in the bunker
>Wouldn't know how to use a firearm

And what would you do when he bails at the first sign of a fight and takes your supplies with him?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:19:22 Post No.672160796
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>>672160468
kek
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:19:27 Post No.672160802
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>>672158624
fuk, you beat me to it.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:19:34 Post No.672160809
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I wouldn't be alone with my preferences
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:19:41 Post No.672160817
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>>672160451
found the nigger
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:20:09 Post No.672160863
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:20:09 Post No.672160863 [Report]
>>672160002
I don't know if this is the right situation for this guy.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:20:43 Post No.672160916
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:20:43 Post No.672160916 [Report]
>>672159446
Thanks for your service mister hero.
Now please see if you can add an an to that and livestream, thanks!
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:20:57 Post No.672160933
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:20:57 Post No.672160933 [Report]
>>672160817
Is whitey mad because his dick is inferior?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:21:12 Post No.672160951
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:21:12 Post No.672160951 [Report]
You all are absolute idiots. Chuck Norris claimed.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:21:23 Post No.672160965
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>Ctrl F
>No Jackie Chan
>ITT full on plebs

You guys are fucked if you cross me with Jackie Chan and a baby wanting no trouble
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:21:32 Post No.672160976
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>>672160713
Forgot him
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:22:03 Post No.672161031
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>>672160713
iron head haynes?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:22:06 Post No.672161037
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Yamcha claimed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:22:17 Post No.672161055
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>>672158467
MacGyver, bitches. Zombies are toast.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:22:32 Post No.672161073
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>>672160965
Nigger you see how hard he is on his son? This dude would eat you if you gave him shit.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:23:20 Post No.672161135
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:23:20 Post No.672161135 [Report]
>>672159716
What are you talking about? School starts at 8:47.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:23:52 Post No.672161173
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:23:52 Post No.672161173 [Report]
>>672160965
Wrong. Bruce Lee. Game over.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:24:00 Post No.672161191
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With this legend
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:24:01 Post No.672161193
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:24:01 Post No.672161193 [Report]
Simon Neil so he can sing to me while I'm being inevitably disemboweled by zombie hookers
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:24:21 Post No.672161217
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>>672160704
>Calls me a virgin
>Thinks "zambies" will ever exist
>u
you're very special in your fucking brains aren't you.


>>672160628
time to close that computer and go outside Billy, there's a whole world to explore beside sharing s your edgy thoughts on forums.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:24:41 Post No.672161232
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>>672161055
>>672161037
>>672160809
>>672160229
These are characters ye fukin idiots might as well be a full twat and say HURRDRR EYE PIK SUPAHMAN
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:24:54 Post No.672161249
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:24:54 Post No.672161249 [Report]
ISIS
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:25:19 Post No.672161280
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:25:19 Post No.672161280 [Report]
>>672160355
Disgusting
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:25:55 Post No.672161321
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Claimed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:26:00 Post No.672161328
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:26:00 Post No.672161328 [Report]
>>672161217
>thinking you can fuck that low tier girl

kek
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:26:15 Post No.672161349
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:26:15 Post No.672161349 [Report]
>>672161191
my man. legend
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:26:21 Post No.672161361
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Dad
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:26:27 Post No.672161376
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>>672158632
probably useless, still hot asf.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:02 Post No.672161431
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:02 Post No.672161431 [Report]
>>672158947
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:06 Post No.672161439
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:06 Post No.672161439 [Report]
>>672159538
ok you can have them, but each time something (and I mean anything) dies they play skeptic from start to finnish.
and they're assholes.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:27 Post No.672161476
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:27 Post No.672161476 [Report]
>>672160263
Groovy
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:33 Post No.672161485
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:33 Post No.672161485 [Report]
>>672161217

>taking part by posting survival partner in a zombie thread
>saying this dumb shit
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:42 Post No.672161498
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:42 Post No.672161498 [Report]
>>672160263
Fuck
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:46 Post No.672161503
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:46 Post No.672161503 [Report]
>>672161361
Fuck him, a sack of goat shit would be more useful.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:51 Post No.672161511
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:27:51 Post No.672161511 [Report]
this guy
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:28:16 Post No.672161541
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:28:16 Post No.672161541 [Report]
>>672161191
>Blasting through a horde
>WHAT A SPLEDID PIE, PIZZA PIZZA PIE
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:28:38 Post No.672161582
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>Tape knives to each of his fingers
>Laughing survivor.TshirtHelpSign
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:28:57 Post No.672161609
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>>672159446
rip
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:29:19 Post No.672161634
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:29:19 Post No.672161634 [Report]
>>672158877
He's dead faggot
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:29:29 Post No.672161647
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>>672161361
Wawwww hahaha xdDDDDDDD LExddDDDD MEMEMMEMEMEMEME HAHA LE LEAFY IS HURRRR

Are you literally fucking autistic?
How do you even watch this fucking cancer with his repetitive fake stories.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:29:30 Post No.672161651
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:29:30 Post No.672161651 [Report]
>>672161321
well you got some unkillable fella.
Good pick
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:29:37 Post No.672161661
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>>672161582
Fuck you, I was just about to post him!
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:29:45 Post No.672161669
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:29:45 Post No.672161669 [Report]
>>672160263
/thread
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:29:51 Post No.672161675
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Doo doo do doooooooooooooooo
Doo doo do doooooooooooooooo
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:30:07 Post No.672161704
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this chick is crazy af. perfect zombie killing partner.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:31:37 Post No.672161823
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:31:37 Post No.672161823 [Report]
>>672159109
there is dried cum in his beard
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:31:52 Post No.672161855
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:31:52 Post No.672161855 [Report]
>>672161232
>every single celebrity isnt an actor

Your partner is Mort Goldman
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:34:03 Post No.672162075
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The maddest cunt ever is claimed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:34:22 Post No.672162117
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:34:22 Post No.672162117 [Report]
>>672161232
yeah, and zombies are real...
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:34:48 Post No.672162163
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>>672162117
wew lad
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:34:49 Post No.672162165
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This man truly knows how to crowd control. So I'm safe nigs.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:35:54 Post No.672162259
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:35:54 Post No.672162259 [Report]
>>672161675
You are also safe with me
>>672162165
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>be me
>enter thread
>dads claimed
>waifus claimed
>kieanos claimed

mum???!
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:36:37 Post No.672162326
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Dwayne Johnson or Morgan Freeman
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:36:42 Post No.672162334
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:37:48 Post No.672162436
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:37:48 Post No.672162436 [Report]
>>672160468
This guy knows.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:37:55 Post No.672162452
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:37:55 Post No.672162452 [Report]
>>672162117
Being this autistic
>zozzle
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:37:55 Post No.672162453
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:37:55 Post No.672162453 [Report]
Eliza Dushku

I'll survive on my own, but someone has to repopulate this shit with me.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:38:00 Post No.672162458
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:38:00 Post No.672162458 [Report]
>>672161675
>when the zombies don't know that you WILL kick out at 2
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:38:07 Post No.672162473
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:38:07 Post No.672162473 [Report]
>>672162334
>I left my psp in the basement
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:38:39 Post No.672162519
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with the oscar as his weapon.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:39:27 Post No.672162595
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Niggers.

I already won.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:39:39 Post No.672162613
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:39:39 Post No.672162613 [Report]
>>672161321
good night chesty. wherever you are
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:39:56 Post No.672162644
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>>672158632
Cara
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:40:04 Post No.672162663
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:40:04 Post No.672162663 [Report]
SIMO HAYA
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:40:05 Post No.672162665
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>>672158467
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:41:20 Post No.672162763
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:41:20 Post No.672162763 [Report]
>>672159109
Him hosting HIGNFY was hilarious
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:42:15 Post No.672162832
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:42:15 Post No.672162832 [Report]
>>672162334
>goes into his basement
>enough Doritos and mountain dew to out wait the zombies
>enough vidya to entertain for lifetimes
>piss bottles and shit bucket already in place
please tell me how this isnt the perfect choice?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:42:30 Post No.672162850
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:42:30 Post No.672162850 [Report]
>>672160355
all yours
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:42:41 Post No.672162872
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so he can remind me how much i hate jews
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:42:49 Post No.672162882
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:42:49 Post No.672162882 [Report]
Why hasn't anyone picked dwayne motherfucking johnson
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:43:35 Post No.672162954
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:43:35 Post No.672162954 [Report]
>>672162832
my thoughts entirely. probably got a few sex dolls as well.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:43:46 Post No.672162972
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:43:46 Post No.672162972 [Report]
>>672159446
Need someone to lie to you all throughout the apocalypse anon?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:44:02 Post No.672162995
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>>672162712
>mfw her knees are in better shape then mine
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:44:09 Post No.672163003
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:44:09 Post No.672163003 [Report]
>>672160011
kek, that dude is an idiot.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:44:36 Post No.672163047
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Varg claimed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:44:40 Post No.672163054
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>>672160758
so much thought, such little smarts

Also god teir pic incoming, DEADPOOL CLAIMED!
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:44:44 Post No.672163062
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:44:48 Post No.672163070
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:44:48 Post No.672163070 [Report]
Stone cold Steve Austin.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:44:56 Post No.672163082
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:44:56 Post No.672163082 [Report]
>>672162832
>has a katana collection just in case one breaches the door.
I would have to admit the weabs would survive and reproduce, and (unfortunately) make more weabs.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:45:18 Post No.672163111
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:45:18 Post No.672163111 [Report]
Ron Swanson
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:45:59 Post No.672163180
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:45:59 Post No.672163180 [Report]
Dolph Lundgren claimed: dude's a legit genius, built like a tank, knows martial arts.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:46:24 Post No.672163220
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:46:24 Post No.672163220 [Report]
Dibs on gandalf
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:46:46 Post No.672163263
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Use Bernie to disguise myself as a zombie. He has the looks and smell for it
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:46:47 Post No.672163264
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:46:47 Post No.672163264 [Report]
>>672161634
shhh maybe he doesn't know
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:47:38 Post No.672163343
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:47:38 Post No.672163343 [Report]
>>672162882
yh its got to be him or the rock
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:47:41 Post No.672163352
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>>672160263
Wow, you're right.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:47:46 Post No.672163363
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yall be jealous motherfuckers because i claimed the tippy top of the A-list.
>BILL FREAKIN MURRAY
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:48:30 Post No.672163411
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:48:30 Post No.672163411 [Report]
>>672162882
Because that idiot is guaranteed to think the zombies can be saved and end up getting himself and a whole lot of other people killed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:48:32 Post No.672163415
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:48:32 Post No.672163415 [Report]
>>672163363
He died in Zombieland
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:48:51 Post No.672163442
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:48:51 Post No.672163442 [Report]
>>672163220
but snape killed him
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:49:04 Post No.672163458
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:49:04 Post No.672163458 [Report]
>>672158724
Least she won't eat much of your supplies LAWL.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:49:26 Post No.672163495
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>>672159382
I put a web inside a coffin
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:49:35 Post No.672163508
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:49:35 Post No.672163508 [Report]
>>672162832
Man you know the neckbeard is going to go through 3 litres of mountain dew and at least 1 big bag of doritos a day just by himself.
>Would not even be worth to even be in the same cum smelling dungeon basement with him even if there wasn't a zombie apocalypse/10
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:06 Post No.672163557
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:06 Post No.672163557 [Report]
>>672163415
not from zombies
just don't let michael cera have a gun and bill murray won't die
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:16 Post No.672163576
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:16 Post No.672163576 [Report]
>>672160336
right but the 80 year old geriatric thing doesn't matter at all
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:24 Post No.672163596
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:24 Post No.672163596 [Report]
>>672163415
but not to a zombie tho
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:51 Post No.672163629
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:51 Post No.672163629 [Report]
>>672160263
Read it in his voice
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:54 Post No.672163635
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:54 Post No.672163635 [Report]
>>672160263
Hail To The King Baby!
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:54 Post No.672163638
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:50:54 Post No.672163638 [Report]
>>672163508
my plan:
>weab invites you into his basement
>kill weab
>eat weab just in case
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:51:52 Post No.672163710
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mfw nobody's picked Ray Mears
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:51:57 Post No.672163722
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together we will live forever
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:52:00 Post No.672163728
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:52:00 Post No.672163728 [Report]
>>672159185
/thread is not for posts you think are funny you retarded newfag, its for when somebody gives a reply to the OP that nothing can beat. Anon wasn't even replying to the OP. Please kill yourself.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:52:00 Post No.672163729
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>>672163442
and snape just died a few weeks ago.
he obviously wasn't listening when gandalf said STRIKE ME DOWN AND I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
>serves the bitch right.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:52:28 Post No.672163765
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Zoe Bell.
>Professional stunt, skills would benefit.
>Grill for reproduction.
>She's a Kiwi and a m8 so would not be boring
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:52:36 Post No.672163784
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:52:36 Post No.672163784 [Report]
>>672163062
Bruh. Fedor would put the hurt on some shit. He has probably seen some shit growing up in that area too.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:52:36 Post No.672163785
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:52:36 Post No.672163785 [Report]
>>672158999
what's wrong with reddit? certainly more productive that this cancer
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:52:43 Post No.672163793
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:52:43 Post No.672163793 [Report]
>>672163638
Didn't even think of that nice catch anon.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:53:19 Post No.672163857
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:53:19 Post No.672163857 [Report]
>>672163415
yeah but he got to almost fuck ScarJo in Lost in Translation, so...
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:53:46 Post No.672163910
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:53:46 Post No.672163910 [Report]
>>672160567
Yes he can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfUmW_Mf5qc
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:54:45 Post No.672164002
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:54:45 Post No.672164002 [Report]
>>672163495
that looks pretty neato, any idea how much that'll cost me from my local tattoo artist?
any regrets?
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:55:19 Post No.672164055
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:55:19 Post No.672164055 [Report]
>>672163458
il eat her supplies tho lol
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:55:37 Post No.672164085
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:55:37 Post No.672164085 [Report]
>>672159382
spiderweb on your arm means you killed somebody in prison

Careful what color you pick, you might end up getting it cut out.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:56:21 Post No.672164152
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:56:21 Post No.672164152 [Report]
>>672163765
>She's a Kiwi
Thats a no then
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:56:39 Post No.672164181
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:56:39 Post No.672164181 [Report]
>>672159118
Snap his fingers now all zombies are humans again.
Jesus confirmed for greatest zombie partner.
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:58:06 Post No.672164320
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 14:58:06 Post No.672164320 [Report]
>>672163910
Well I was referring to my inability, I apologize for the inconvenience
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:00:01 Post No.672164514
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:00:01 Post No.672164514 [Report]
>>672159220
>have lots of guns
>talk awesome
>is clint eastwood
>likes latinas
>probably a mustang

sign me in you niggerfaggot
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:00:39 Post No.672164574
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>>672162712
I want to see her ass
>Iam cerlear about it
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:00:47 Post No.672164589
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:00:47 Post No.672164589 [Report]
>>672159151
good choise
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:01:05 Post No.672164619
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:01:09 Post No.672164628
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Tay Tay claimed
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:01:49 Post No.672164693
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:01:49 Post No.672164693 [Report]
>>672164181
>implying jesus
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:03:07 Post No.672164809
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:03:07 Post No.672164809 [Report]
>>672159231
something like this is mint perfect. something like 50kg that can just koala around on my back and shit
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:03:16 Post No.672164818
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the game from mars cos hes my /b/ro
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:04:06 Post No.672164908
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:06:30 Post No.672165129
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At least I can do looking at her precious smile I guess
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:07:00 Post No.672165172
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:07:00 Post No.672165172 [Report]
>>672158947
His brother
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:07:09 Post No.672165187
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:07:09 Post No.672165187 [Report]
>>672164628
that bunny looks zombie already
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:07:21 Post No.672165211
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:07:21 Post No.672165211 [Report]
Chloe grace moretz
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:07:54 Post No.672165257
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:07:54 Post No.672165257 [Report]
>>672159355
kek
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Anonymous 2016-03-04 15:08:28 Post No.672165314 [Report]
don't bring a knife to a gunfight
>i win the thread
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